The History of James Kerrick (cont…)

• If you really wanna look way back and see greatness at an early age, go out find a Brooke Grove Elementary graduate out there. Go find them and then ask them to recall who won their student body presidential election. They will tell you who decimated the opposition after a landslide victory over 10 other candidates (2 of which voted for him) back in the 2001-2002 elementary school campaign season. You won’t be surprised to learn that the boy who so mercilessly outmatched his 5th grade opponents was none other than James Kerrick. It is a quite remarkable thing really, to witness greatness in action…at the age of 9. Call it whatever you want, but a victory like that is an omen, plain and simple. Its kinda like watching one of Lebron James’ high school games.

At the Academy

• James Kerrick is a hails from 19th company on the 4-3. He is a very proud varsity wrestler, a poly sci major, and just an overall really really really awesome dude. He even served a successful term as plebe company commander last year, though this position was given to him against his will.

(It is worth noting that Mr. Kerrick will have way more time on his hands to help you, the people, during his study hour than many of his opponents. He is a group 3 major…)

More about Mr. Kerrick

• When he isn’t wrestling or acing his tests, James often likes to play chess and study the works of Aristotle, Plato, Socrates, Sir Isaac Newton, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Galileo.

• He will occasionally dance the tango and climb vertical rock faces with no shirt on or harness. Matt Damon’s character in Good Will Huntingwas inspired loosely by James Kerrick.

Platforms and Promises

• James want to ensure the bros that he is there candidate. He is a bro for the bros.

• He understands his job and he assures the Class of 2013 that he will plan a killer Ring Dance, and all the successive class reunions will be insane too. Don’t believe it? Just ask Pat Maguire, Jordan Fraser, or Quinton Allen, and they will tell you first hand about Mr. Kerrick’s party planning. You will be pleased with your findings.

Platforms and Promises

Platforms and Promises (cont…)

• He also has the balls to do what's gotta be done. That’s why he didn’t sit around and ask for MSLO approval to share his love with you. That’s because he doesn’t need approval to tell you all he loves you. He just does it. He just cares about his classmates too much. He sent out the class wide email to all of you knowing full well “the man” would prosecute him for his love. Did Thomas Jefferson ask for MSLO approval when he wrote the Declaration of Independence?

• Does blatantly and intentionally committing a conduct offense make James an idiot? Or does it just make him a brave damn fool who cares too much? That’s up to you to decide, but I am patriot. I think we need someone with balls who cares to much. Kinda reminds me of Batman.

Slogans

What people have said about James Kerrick

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