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eba JU T rade{me1J, Gfmtlemen and fucIr
like who according to (oOle People ,:; Opi
nion, that one , Olud t1:iink 1hould know, are
deem d a Sett of meet Ttafh; a low Degree
of working Fellows: acourfe ~ : i r l h e l l · Ware
fott of Men, who tlie way of Cd1ttab..
p tn love Meaning, becauie their Fortunes
21 e rtlett l ~ ~ i r Wea.ltIi being licentiouHy
expended in filthy Induftty for the Benefit of
others; a fort ofSCrubs) who enJoy ROl1rJUr
without an Efhtte, and ate Nobiemen with ;
out a Title; in iliort, they are a fort ot
rretcbes
who for
thejr
Poverty
are
out
of
~ a b i o n at prefent to c 6 n v e r f ~ with. ,But
Timothy WrOlJ .hetul, Efq; who too often
thinks his Judgment better tb?-n any.otJmo s,
and being a great Lover of Et}7fJ()log;y, was
endeavouring to prove there is- a Dilfe.
tence between what fome FQ.lks call tIt Per-
{on 6f 2J ality and N )b f1fRll1l, affirming
that the latter tho ne ier fo are the
beft of P f ) ~ l e in the Uni\ erfe, and
gave me the follOWing Opinion of hisFamily
jn few Words upon t Tbey fay every No
bleman
is
a
Perfon
o(
Q ~ ~ l i t y
in
Equity,
whereas every Per/on tf2PdlitJcannot be
made a NobJetnliR i the Law Of Nature ha-
v j b ~ put in fa :many Caveats and ~ r s a
gainft it in the begetting of tbem. To w.hich
they a-<lderl endeavouring tq proVeaNoble-:
man mote lQbe efieem d ,than a p ~ r ~
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TH E Forced Virgin; or the Utmatural
Mother. A true ~ e c r e t Hifiory.
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Anfwer to Mr. Pope s Preface to Shake ;
{pear. In a Letter to a Friend. Being a
Vindication of the Old ACtors who were, the
Pubiifhers ~ l D d Performers that A u t h o r ~ i P l 3 y s
Vhereby the
Errors
of
their
Edition
are
fur
ther accounted for, .and r O I l ~ Memoirs of Shake
[pear and Stage Hifioryof his Time are i n f e r t ~
cd w h i ~ h were never befQre colletted. and pub
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Say
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LT R SKELTER
W Y OF
R I T N
OR A
e v
etho
of
CRITICISM
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Very awkwardly imitating the HENLEAN MAN
NER; with feveral Words to the Wife the Yel]
11 ZJe, and the TYiJefl of All.
Being
a few unaccountable Refleetions, Chymi
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call)T endeavouring to ex raCl: SOMETHING out of
NOTHING: Together wIth theConundrumsofTi
mothy TYrollghead Do[for PlI :z.lepate, •and Trill BlmI
derbzifs Coflee-Houfe Politicians, U1 on the unfor
tunate Title and Dramatis PerJol19. of M Mus
not
happening
to
Chime
with tbe Times.
To which is added,
At the Beginning (according to the polite Stile of
Scribbling) TOM THUMB S Touch upon the Hard Word
ETYMOLOGY: With [ome Scraps of its Nature for the;
better underfianding a fajIJio12able lJialeCl o Wo R D S
without
.J1ealzi12g
and
Hieroglypbicks.
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ColleCted from the Politician s Smoaking JOllnral 2nd
adapted to the prefeilt EpicllretllZ Tafte of tbe I o ~ 9 , l 1 •
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13y TOM T HUM B, Secretary, lately. arriv d from the
Cape of Good Hope in the Egg-Sbcll-Facquet :Boat.
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Supervis d ancl { r r e a ~ d by WlLL L U ~ E R U S S
of Addle-1m2 Efq; onc of the Society.
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L 0 N J 0 Printed for w: Trott, .in RttJ/el COllrt y
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L T R S K L T R
WAY OF
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OR, A
New Method of Criticifm:
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Some Mm are [afer ill {fealiJ g Hor/c,
tha1l others in looki7 g Over Hedge.
Mother S P TO N IS Proph•
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H:e a ~ o v e Old,/ayi?lg and t r u ~
one, fudl ferve in tead of
tin Motto; and: rpreface. ~
for a V e d i ~ a t i o l J omit it for
\
qvo, Reafons
;
Ftr/l,
to
accom;..
p ~ i 1 h my De6gn of r i i n ~ n g ,the B o o k f e H e r ~
- a c9mmon Practice among ORr A oil ef Z
. , : ; Amhon.
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Alltbors,) who will. find fome Difficulty in
difpofiflg
of this
Pamphlet
without having
its beginning grac d with the numerous Titles
of fome great ~ 1 1 Secondly, contidering
that fuch great DOllS are too niggardly to
aft otherways than like their Anceftor DiveS
to azarm; and, aflly the remaining Part
o
the
Country
being
too
much
impoverlfh d
to have it in their Power to behave according
to their innate Generofity. All which being too
pol ihl annot think it prudent to give my
felf th unneceifary Trouble of fo much Flat
tery,
as
is
requir d
to.
give
fome
Mena good
Charaaer, or fo much lofs of Time where
nothing is to be get. Therefore, without
Ceremony I fhall begin the Touch I pro.
pored upon Etymolog) , Cr
V
T
in
the
Name
of
onder the Ante :
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tlilzlOitl11 Gc try, or the old Hll1Jxes their
De{cendants, meant by tranfmiuing to Po·
fierity their Hiercglyphicks, and fnch curfed
bard \Vords, for as Etymology and fuch like,
I
cannot
tell:
Unlefs they
did it
by
way
of
fetting us either a Greek-Riddle,
or Cantab.
Pzm, with Explanations much more dificult
to confirue, than the Riddle or Pun it felf.
TeUlng us at the fame me, that whoever
could
underfiand what: was not to under
flood, would be enabled
in
the
Twinkling
ot
: Bed-ftatf to unravel the Myfiery of ~
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Reries :and Derivation of all Derivations
for
thefpeedy refolving
all
Cramboes;
rooting the
meaning from their moll: obfcure Caverns; :1nd
making their atioof this that ?ud t other;
clear as the u at Noon-day provided the
.Weather was not cloudYA
. T H Difadvantages Etymology lahours
under · feem to be ·owingfirfl to the
length
of Tiine it has been us d and ought to
thrown away for that ~ a f o n rho never f
good: Seeol/dly,
the
Prevailing Party of
Troopees cry Ollt That tis a Shame any hard
\\ ords contriv d by your nafry filthy old Fel-
lows who cariles Hinking out of the. Ark
1bould be mingled in this 01tr{o much im-
proved
Age,
with
their
fublime z w
faugled
Phra cs,. more nicely adaptedforadreffingthe
Ladies being of a fofter Nature and tender
like the Heads and .Hearts of their loving
Orators. And Thirdly altho the Gr £ciaus
have
been
accounted
a wife and grave
People; yet no Part of their DialeCt can be
thought entertainigg to a Sett whofe Heads
are turned more to their own Gngular Plea :
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fures than to make Camels of
t h e m f e l e s ~
and bear fuch beaflly Loads of Thought for
the
good of the Public. And as neither
EtymolofJ or any other Words having their
Deriviltion from that\vife People are at p t e ~
fent either regarded or nnderfiood but y
a
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a few good for nothing \Vretches as -our
Modems call them:) There ought to
be
a
general Regulation) a n ~ no Words admitted
but thofe of a more f0t?thing Accent, fnch as
~ O U 1 1 d s Dam-ye Rot-ye c. and {hch
like; neverthelefs, I c,annot- help thinking,
that the \Vords Etymology ltlomus and
_
many
-other-s
of
their
kind, tho
difiiked
-
by
fome Perfons,) are very good \Vords: And I
do verily believe were they fet to lialian
Airs, compofed by Seigr. . . and
fung in Recitavio by a feleet Number of
o r e i g n e r ~
their Harihnefs would become
fmooth ana fonorous enough, to ravHh a pO
. lite Part of Mankind, Who feem to have
very little Efteem, if any, for the Significa
tion of \Vords. Such- PerfoDS being general
ly found condemning of many for haviOJ
too mach meaning, and preferring thefe
which have iu their Sen/e Jp mum; le at
all The latter being malt agreable to
their own Parts of Speech, which is pretty
evident, efpecially -when they make Pro
mifes;
either
Firft
to
pay
their
jnft
Debts,
or Secolldly in their Prologues to love Affairs,
or Thirdly when tbey have faid any thing
tending to the Reliefof their neceffitous Pe.
titioners, who. n ~ d ily at their. evy to
fome difmal Tune, The following Words, of
good my Lord, what d y call- em,
Dear my Lord, or Pray my Lord; to which
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they add amofr difcreet Chorus w h ~ i n i s
blundered out that charming Word Nete[
fity
which
Burden
cannot
fail ruiting
my
LQrd to a Hair being a Word entirely void
Qf Signification to his IJonjhip and there
fore the more liked And his Honour to »
even with them takes particular Care that
fuch
his
Suppliants
may
not
be prevented
lofing
their Time nor the Opportunity of repeating
it to him and all the Town often ana
as long s Time and: Patience will
permit them. During which p p l i c a t i o l ~
my
Lord tofhow
his
Affability anfwersthent
with an unconcern d Air in their ravHhing
Dialect of Dear Madam fuch a Otie good
Mr. ff hat-d y-call- em and Dear ack I
beg you ll make no more Words pray make
no
Words
Lord Lord
what
fig12iff
lfords
which I think is no fmall ftroke on the Per·
··rycraniZfm of Etymology.
I N fuort rich Men will not take Timt
to
give themfelves
the Trouble
of
diving
i n ~
to the EtrymolofJ of fuch Words as promif.
cd ttp l ry Bonottr ; and bad t h ~ y Time
from their Pleafilres their Policy is much tQ
be commended. For if the Stubboi fl
School-Boy had fo much Wit as not to
read any
farther
in his Horn-book that l
great A knOWing if he read B that his
~ f i r would make him read all the other
Letter
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Letters; why then fuould. fuch Dim ;r who
are
,accounted
very
wife)
exceeding
great,
a n ~
fuperlatively adorned beyond the other pa.rt ~ f .
Mankind, I fay, why fuould they give t h e m ~
felves the .Fatigue .of going thro the u ~
ber.able Affairs, attending the Performanctf
i
o
done
in
a
friendly
Manner)
of
fo
large a
.fask as belongs to fuch hard Words as I
promi{td upon my H01l0Zlr. No - h
Promifesl of tuch great Dons are as they
pught . to be, they are the Ill-begortel1
Baflards . of their ,Minds, generated a g a i n ~
th Will of their Parents, and are no fooner
born,than tutn d adrift naked into the World;
and not only left to· Starve, theinfelYes, hut
every one. who give them any, Credit, being
never kept by the Perfons who begot them. :
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- A ND yet to fhew you how Vords may
be travers d : Thofe of Promi[e and Ho
i]ot r in one Sence fignifie Nothillg, and
in ~ o t l i e r great deal. For tis evident
that
altho
a
Promife
is
no more
thought
.of by,tbe Don that made it than as a meer
Notbiilg, and, actually meant by him as
Nothing, yet , e v ~ r y . Promife he makes eau
Jes a,greaf detitoj Fu{s, and encreafes the
N _ e r of- his AttendantS; which poor
~ t u r e s mifcopftruing the 1f ord of a
ord for t ~ e Lord s Word, - immediately
leap into C r ~ d u i t y anclin time to their
. ., Sorrow)
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Sorrow) find its EffeCts great deal w9rfe
than
they
imagin d.
Th.ere
is
always
a
gl-eat deal of Ceremony paid to a PrfJmi{e
a ,great deal of Money fpent in attending
it o great deal of Virruous Education fa-
crjficed to it, and in the End, a great deal
of Time loft, by
honefi Men,
who
could,
but for the ~ i n d r a n c e of a Promlfe, have
much better employ d their Hours, tho in
the meaneft State: In wit1Ze[s [f herec1 (as
Friend J3/zmderbzt[s once raid) pray calf your
~ y e s
uron the
lOlny
Ladies
to
whom
fncb
VfJ1J.S have fwore beyond the Invention of
Oaths anLi Prumifes, you ll: tee them all ru-
m d and loft for ever; the Tradefmen wh()
had the Honour to give their V01l/hips Cre-
dit
YOll llfind
become
Bankrupts;
and even
fDear Jack, who had the Pleafl1J e of clang-
ing a long time. ,?ftcr his HOllour, tho but for
an E x c i f e M ~ n \ Place has exhaufted his
fp}endid Shil1ing,and now ci-ie.) Japan Jrmr
s . ~ ( J e s
yoztr
HtJ7Joz£r
in
the
P i a z z a ) C G V 6 l l t ~ G a , . ~
d elz In w h ~ c h human,a.nd mofi l o ~ l e Way of
d ~ t a p p o i n t i n g and ruining their FcllowwCre;a.
t g r ~ , they notjm:yft:em
glory, but daily
fet ,an E x a m p J ~ to ,all I.lankmd follo\v
the:
Paths of
llWir
~ t t e r s a ~
~ h e y
call
them-
felves) fo that in TilT,e,; if providence d O l l ~ t
, u n J ~ c k i 1 y hinder tne ~ w r pf filch excel :
, 1 ~ n ~ P.rinciple , .ther,e w i ) 1 . , l ) ~ i t h e r be EfJ mu-
. / ~ g y ; nor any ,otper, Word ~ e f ~ ,to tignifie a
l tJrtb.iJlg.
:
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A - L ~ ~
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ALAS Poor E l J t O l o ~ y •z Men
Dem already to be deny'd the Privilege of
th ir own Words, which Words th y have
both bought and paid for ~ t School n.ay;
and enjoy'd the Poffeffion of for many Y e a r s ~
Tis
too plain
our \Vords
are
abus'd y
the
bury and
guilty Men of the Age who in
Coffee-Houfes turn, winde, and mlfconftrue
them from our innocent Meaning, according
to their feveral Occanons; elfe how came it
that the Words Leviathan Cardi110l Wool·
fC la and that plaguing one bzttcndo? w e ~ o
taken fomuch amifs ? For rm fure Levia
than is in the RMJelatioTts Cardinal Wool..
fey in l1aker s Chronicle, and lnttelzdo in all
the beil Dictionaries extant: And yet we
find
thore
bury
Wretches,
thore Mormils
of
the rimes were difgufted at them \Vords:;
bot I think they were as well rewarded {or
their InfoIence, in throwing their J v e l i ~ s
and Jhooting their Arrows at aGreittMim
'they have found to their Coft, that aiming-at
tl1Jook[elltr
like
{hooting
at
the
LMJia
than whole Scales are impregnable,: they
not having any thing for their Labour-hut
Retum of their Fools Bolts, which have juft
'Iy rebounded againft their own Breafts; and
tis
judg'd,
as
the
r o ~ e r b f a y s
That-the;
fl fJU J flt lJtr haec look d for the Vaugbttr
Mi{ehiej in the OtOt l ofScandal hail they
J/e ::fr helD t h ~ r e tbem[rl Pfs. - u eH.
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SU omus s as thefe, according to thaif
ne Method
of
Criticifm, you ll find daily
endeavouring to prove Teas to be Nays; and·
NaJ s Teas. They alone enjoy the Art and
Liherty ot Utterance in fuch manner, that
whatever ff ords they fpeak or write, fhall
either
have Meaning, or
no
Meaning,
jufi
as
they pleafe to admit them, which am in
hopes is fully demonfiratcd, in fhewing that
the Word Promi{e with fome Pe::lple iigni
fies, fometimes a Refolution to difappoint
their Friends;
fometimes
a
Joke
and fome
times Nothing; whilft alnong others of a
different Cla.fs their Dollj.bips there is
no Word has a more beautiful Me,:ming, it
being by thein thought to imply a noble Re- ,
folution faithfully to perform
a
charitable
ACt for the Relief iand Support of their re-
quefting, neceffitous Neighbours. in, the moO:
friendly Manner. Neverthelefs ltill we con
fider further, We fhotild not lame
thore
1] 11S
for
their
feveral and
d i f f ~ r e n t
Confiruc-
dons of the Word, whofe Ideas may poffibly
in fome r e f p ~ C t s prove the bell:, for o u g h ~
that
we know: Not does it f e ~ m unlikely
when I fcan the Matter a little better; for I
J i } . u ~ < : > Y n
that
an
InjunCtion
to
perform
c h a . ~
titable A C t s ~ c ~ upon fa f i i n p l ~ a Founda
~ i o n as a, Promife is only a ,Notion cuItiva..;
red am ng YOllt poot ecfjmlicks ftler :
cbal1U
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chants T radefmm Gelltlenzclz and fuch
like who according to f o ~ e People's Opi
nion,
that one ,, ould
think lnould know, are
ceem'd a Sett of meei' Tra1h; a low Degree
of working Fellows; acoune Earthen-Ware
fotE of Men, who in the way of Cd ltalt
Pm1 love Meaning, becauIe their Fortunes
ate
m tlll ~ e i r \Veaith
being
licentionfly
expended in filthy Induftty for the :Benefit of
others; a fort ofSctubs
j
who enjoy HO/lour
without an Eftate, and ate Noblemen with..:
out a Title; in thort, they are a lort ot
Wretches who for their Poverty are out of
:fathion at
ptefent to coiwerfe
with.
But
Timothy lf7rfJllghead Efq; who too often
thinks his Judgment better t h ~ n any other's,
and being a great Lover of Etymology was
endeavouring to prove there is a great Diffe
rence between what fome Folks call Per-
fon
Qgality
and
Nohlemcl
affirming
that the latter, tho' never fo poor, are the
bell: Clafs of People in the Univer£e, and
gave me the following Opinion ofhis Family
in few Words upon t They fay every· No
bleman is a Perron o( u ~ l i t y in Equity
whereas every
Pnfon
f
2Juility
cannot be
made a NohJimtin; the Law of Nature ha..
~ ~ ~ ~ u t o ~ ~ ~ y ~ v e t s and ~ r s ~ -
gamft It mthe begetting of them. To ~ h ~ c h
they added, endeavouring to prove a o b ~ e ~
man ai more 1 be efreem d than a l?eri>n
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of Quality; that fuch Noblemen as they
meant tho not in Statiolzs which fome
Folks call Power yet they pay their Vebts
and erform. their Promf{cs j whereas fuch
Per OilS of f2Jtality as they fpoke of were
never Born with a Spirit great enough to do
either;
concluding
that
the
former
Sort not
being in Power confirm d them in the Truth
of the Saying lJiz. That juch Per[o zs of
f2jeaJit arc miech fafcr in jleaJi11g a Horfe
tbmz itch poor Nohlcmm looki11g wer the
Hedge.
ow right Sqztire WroltgheaiJ s Family
may be in their Sentiments 1hall not pre-
tend even to imagine for the Man himfelf
ha.s
very fuange Notions .
and
I
fllppofe
is
often at Work upon Etymology among his
Tribe, without regarding the celebrated Me-
thods of the two famous Univerftties offound
Learning, whofe accuftom d Charity in Com-
paffion
to
his
Weaknefs
would have
better
mftrutted him . had he ever apply l to them»
but the Opinion he entertains of his own Na·
tural P:; rts makes him think twas never
worth his while. He will wreft ye many:
Meanings
from an
abfolute
Nothbzg and
argue upon the Vords Meal1i12g and ~
J tlea1Ziug fo long till be brings them back
again to the Centre of his Underftanding
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by the Words
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P
cr/ol1i
of
2Jttt-
hq as I made- him confe1S after his Harangue
was ended; f ~ r he very Frankly told me
that he neither knew nor meant any thing
by either of the. \\Tords, and Only bang d· .
them and other \\Tords to: and -ho for his
Pleafure, as School-Boys do their Shuttle
cocks. - :
A s a farther Specimen of him, I ~ l l
give you not only fome more of his odd
)Ikltions, bnt thofe likewife of his Confede
ates according to an excellent old Simile
that
many have
call d
their own,
Match
tlre otfm ite 1 aiers Tallies.
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Efq;.with
lyNeighbour 7JlliloT Puzzlepatt, and his
intimate Crony and Counfellor, l f i l l 1 J l ~ f J :
IIslJtJ[.r
o
.lfdtlle
11111>
Efq; are
all
fo
flu-
pidly fond o diving into the Nature true
ffetIfJisg, as t wy call it that I have n v ~ r
Jet mifs d finding them clofely alIembled n
Tripple Alliance at Sir Martin Marr-nlfs
great Pnhlick Houfe near Crail1Jrai1J .iI I,,)
Back-fide of BtthllJl1: Q pital other•
\rite
calrd
:Bellam:
At
which Place
I
had
at nr no fman Diverlion in being now
and- thetl admitted They, ieqlt:
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ly Hand to Fifr contriving, drawing up
Schemes
forming
of Ireaties
pr
propofing
of Articles for the maintaining of Etymology
accordil.)g to its original t a t ~ and ereCting
of l1arriers for the Defence of it, againf : its
dreaded and mof :· potent Enemies, thofe
I,egi< ns of Ioopees and Gad.dem·ye-Sirs
which fort of People they take to be very
dangerous Fellows And poor Wro1zghead
with the ren, not enjoying a Stock of lZ -
fajhio1z d
Lear1li12g
fufficient
either to
ul1der
ftand or engage them, were all like to have
been frighted out of their Wits about it i
yet had they loft the littleWit they po{fefs d)
I can t but fay it would have prov d the fa..
feft
Shelter they could
have
pitch d
upon,
to
hide them from their Enemy s Search j for I m
perfwa,ded thl; Gad-dem-ye-Sirs efpecially,
would never have been able to have diftin-
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guiJh d em from tl)eir own Party in that
Di(guife,
nor
could their
Speech
betray d
them as Enemies to the Toopees} being with
out Wit. In /hort, thefe Squires and the
DoCtor don t like nor underfrand their Bne..
my s Contrivance of the fum d Powder and
l1alls for a Philofophical Battle ; they don t
approve of Jokes j they faid it look d as
they were thought Fools, and. had never
feen a Battle by way of Argument in good
e rneft Upon
which,
lill
Yllzmderbu{r
recollecting, produced that worthy Piece,
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the Bilttle the Books
as
a
Prefident,
which
fet th.:m an to Rights; and having fo good
1 a Proof, they immediately-prick d.thatBook
~ w as one of [heir principal Forts
. .
ON i Night I found them very near quar
relling, endeavouring to decide whether
i·
braltar was of the fame Derivation with
Gib/iture or G.ib/itore fynonymol1s with
ibraltar Or further, fhppoling that ii:
bra/tar and Gib/irore were two
different
Places
whether they
lay
contiguous
to
each
other or not; and where they, or either of
them were fituated, lying, or being; or
whether there was, or were not, any fncb.
Plate or PlaGes: All which they mo l learn
edly
argued
upon for fome
time,
till
they
CQocluded with this weighty Opinion, That
either of thofe Names ftgnified any Place,
or two Places, provided its or their Walls
we.re fo hard as either of their ,oint or fepa:
rate
Names [eem d
to
them, that then and
in fuch Cafe it was their joint and feparate
Opinions, aad firong Belief, that fuch Place
or Places neither would, or could, ever be
taken; or either it .or they, fuould or
I Uid
ever
be
tQken,
or took, it
did not
fig
nifie one Fanhing to them,
er
either of
theuJ.: For whereas fueh Place er Places
f ~ fituated far o and as they, ner ei-
ther of them, had ·ever foon either one, the
other)
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fort of People who generally keep St. 1I 101Z -
itay,
and
fometimes
St.
Tztefday,
lf1edl1C/
day:, Thmfday, and St. Friday, Holy, as
Davs of Contrition and Pennance for their
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having debauet: d the foregoi ng Szmday.
But this muft fay for em .They labour
very hard the remaining Part of the \Veek
to
make good
their
10fs
of
Time and to
maintain their Families. There is alfo the
Word Craft, or Craftfmall, as commonly
a.ccepted for :Boats, ighters and :Barges
ftp Z the Ri Ver, all which are call d Craft,
and their Owners Craft/mm: But chiefly
this old Word
Craft/matt
feems to have its
Derivation and moll: to be efteem d from
the moO ancient
and celebrated Brotherhood
of ArtJ
mzd Scie12ces, the Free MaJm s.
Squire Wrolzghead, who feem d pleafed
with
a
Defcription
he
had not heard
before;
and ~ i n fet right it encouraged him to
proceed in his ufual bright \ ay, upon the
Dew \Vord which he raid had notwith-
fianding fame Affinity with the old One as
he found by
what the Voflor had mention-
ed
: For that altho
he
did
not
really
intend
that either Shoemakers, Owners of Craft,
or Free Ma[o,zs, fuould have had any Share
in the Que1tion as he £lr put it yet he ne-
verthelefs allow d that his Meaning was to
examine into the Nature of fuch aCraftfma11,
OJho
in
his
Qpinio
knew as
well
Where
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the Shoe pbzcb'd his C0U11trrymel/s Feet, ~
a ZJ Crifpin of them all. Likewife
could
find
where the
Secret Trea/zere lay
belong-
ing to wreck'd re el, equal to the beft
Vi' Jer among the ater Tribe i and hiLl
ly, whofe political Wifdom could as
faithfully keep a Secret that did not tend
to
the Prejudice
of
JJe;z
Pub,
as
any.
Free
Ma/01z of undoubted Integrity: For, added
the 'Squire, the Craftfmall I mean is as I
.take it, according to Geflcology, without h ~
ing. in the leall: beholding to the Flattery of
a
Herald
·for
a
Pedigree
a
riml
lineally
d e f c e z d ~ d from Czemzi12g-mml, which CZt Z-
1zing-ma1z was the S01J of lfi c }'lall; which
lf if n
was the Son of a COlqzt-rcr, which.
COlzjure.r mull: certainly have been the Son of
fomebody
who
knew
the
'Dc' Jil
and
all.
But
ydu know the Magic there is in fame C01YU
fi zg 1rands, when you are once tlraW1J
within their Circles. Mum-13udget's t h ~
Word of Comma11d; and then what figni6es
the Signification
of
any thing one
could
fay
or do when too often we find that our own
Vords choak us as f on for being. pent
ill;
as for their being utter d improperly er con-
trary to the Z W 'Rules of Criti i/m. , .
ill
1Jlu1zderhzt{s
hearing \vhat
d ~ n g e r o n s
Confequences might attend parap-hrafing
, upon the Word Craftfman, and neither he
; Squire 'Timothy, nor the r.Dotfor, ~ i n g
; vero
,
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the Shoe pbzcb'd his C0U11trrymel/s Feet, ~
a ZJ Crifpin of them all. Likewife
could
find
where the
Secret Treafiere lay
belong-
ing to wreck'd re el, equal to the beft
Vi' Jer among the ater Tribe i and hiLl
ly, whofe political Wifdom could as
faithfully keep a Secret that did not tend
to
the Prejudice
of
JJe;z
Pub,
as
any.
Free
Maf01z of undoubted Integrity: For, added
the 'Squire, the Craftfmall I mean is as I
.take it, according to Geflcology, without h ~
ing. in the leall: beholding to the Flattery of
a
Herald
·for
a
Pedigree
a
riml
lineally
d e f c e z d ~ d from Czemzi12g-mml, which CZt Z-
1zing-ma1z was the S01J of lfi c }'lall; which
lf if n
was the Son of a COlqzt-rcr, which.
COlzjure.r mull: certainly have been the Son of
fomebody
who
knew
the
'Dc' Jil
and
all.
But
ydu know the Magic there is in fame C01YU
fi zg 1rantls, when you are once tlraW1J
within their Circles. Mum-13udget's t h ~
Word of Comma11d; and then what figni6es
the Signification
of
any thing one
could
fay
or do when too often we find that our own
Vords choak us as f on for being. pent
ill;
as for their being utter d improperly er con-
trary to the Z W 'Rules of Criti i/m. , .
ill
1Jlu1zderhzt{s
hearing \vhat
d ~ n g e r o n s
Confequences might attend parap-hrafing
, upon the Word Craftfman, and neither he
; Squire 'Timothy, nor the r.Dotfor, ~ i n g
; vero
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yer-burden d with Knowledge 1ilfficient
make out clearly what a Craft/mall was
or
who
be
'If.,'as;
fill
was
very
ne r
prov
ing a 'DiJJenter i for he urg d, that fiords
without fleatdug began in his Opinion to
appear tbeJafefl and mail: fajhiolIable m ? t C ~ l g
the f'i[eacres· ill Ejleem; and he did not
know
but he might
greatly mend
his
Cir-
cumfrances y taking a COll ::eiltic e to him
felf where he :lhould ha\ e nothing
further
to do than to choofe Em'fothi umbo for his
ext the itft 'Dol', Chimes (If the· Times
the remaining Part of the \Veek, and colleft
Pellee witbo1 t
Nzt11zber
\Vhich
.Motion
[et
'Sqztire TJ ro71fhead and the VaUnt immedi-
d
ately upon his ba.ck calling him amcrce-
lary fJew-fajhioll'd Fellow, raving like
Madmen left they ihould lofe fo excellent a
Confederate
in
their
purpofed
Alliance
for
the Support of EtymolOfY. But in a fmall
Time their Fears were removed j for TfIi t
1Jlwlderlmfs, whore Fire of Pallion only
flaih d
in the Pan did ·no further Mifchief
than create a little Smoak infignificant as
Tfhijf
of
'Tobacco,
which
foon
vanifued
n all were re·united ; concluding that they
knew no more of the Tf ord Cftljt mmz, than
that they believ d it meant a very CU1Z1Ji zg
lt1an; and that if it was fo they ihould
e very glad to enjoy fuch a One s Opinion
of
an A ~ a i r that once h a p p e l ~ ~ to a l ~ ~ r h r ~ f
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of them; which Story I had the Favour of
hearing related by themfelves the next Night
to which they adjourn d. .
rH E next Night according to Appoint:-
. ment I did my felf the Honour of meeting
em;
and altho at the beginning
of
the Dif
courfe they c o n f e [ ~ that neither of them
could make any thing of what they were
going to relate yet I propafed to my felf no
fmall Pleafure in hearing what odd Notions
fame People
entertain
of
Things
for
want
of
a right Knowledge.
TH Y were fome time in deciding who
fhould bethe Speaker; but Squire l J 7 r o J g ~
head
at laft
was
appointed
to hold
Forth
as having the beft Memory; and the Voflor,
with Squire :Blzmderbzt{s were agreed to
fit duripg the Affair as two of the Criticks
Jury did upon the Body of Di t i 2e Shake
ipear
lately
mttrder d
agai z
by
great
Poet,
to the inexpreffible Grief and Lofs of his Exe
cutors the :Bookfcllers, who generally take
Poifeffion of Men s Souls binding them up
ill Calves-Skin Coffins before either their
.
Bodies
care to part with
them
or
Nature
has the Time to take away their old Cloaths
w ~ file has a Right to
acc9rding
to
her:
owri Law.
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AT length the Squire open d with the
edof a Stuck Pig and in the fQllowing
Manner gave me an Account the unac·
countable Accident that had befallen. this
• •
wonderful T r i l l m v i r a t ~ .
I T happeneq one Afternoon raid the
~ 8 q t t i r e , we Ihree taking ~ ferious Walk to·
gether willing to club each of us our w o ~
pence in the \Vay unfortunately dropp d in
to adamn d C ~ H o u f e n e a r V r u r . . L a n e ~
the
Reputation
of
which
we
were
i n n ) c e ~ t
9£; where to our great Surprize w ~ found
our felves f u r r o u n d ~ d with a Sett of our pro·
kts d Enemies the Gad-dem-ye--Sir whore
Brnins rattled in their Sculls like their Dice
• • •
in
the
Boxes
they
we
at
play with
:
Sevelz
or
Eie lJC11 prefently flarted up in ~ ) U r Minds
n we too ro n found we had 11ick dit i
for in an Inftant they arofe Gad demye Sirs
faid one Gad Jem Sirs raid another
pnti[o 011 thro the whole Compmzy; that in a
:Minute
we were
u n d ~ r
too
fhong
a
Guard
for any pOffibility of making a Retreat: We
were immediately Chrillen d according to
their R e ~ i g i o u s Opinions which don t a lit
tle vary from C h r i f r i a n i ~ ) . Squire1l.1zmder
bu{s they faid was a CaccaflgQ) Doctor
fJllzzlep.ttte they oblig d with the Name of
a l Old P1.ft ~ my felf they much honour-
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cd with the Stile and Title of all Old Prig.
That
we
were
all
old Fellows,
we
readily
confefs cl; but we humbly deGr d, as they
had fhewn us the Lingular anq unneceffary
Friendiliip ofHanding Godfathers unask d, to
three
fuch Piecesof Antiquity,that theywou d
add
fo
far to
the Favour
already
receiv d,
as to give us the Bleffmg of our LibertY to
<iepart thofe Premifes: To which Petition
they one and all roar d out, (lond as a Bell
caft the Size ot Sr. P u s Cup llo with the
Monument for its Clapper Gad dem ye
8irs, you re our Prifoners, - - - Gad dum
ye Sirs, we ll have fome Fun with ye, - -
.ibzd ay that they wou l Gad dum ye Sirs.
:Moft
patiently
endur
being
taken into
their Cufiody, and according to the Order
of their COJlllP.ittee were foonhurried
away to Mctamorphoji,zg ou e in the
Hay-Market; where, after having been for
fome
Time made the Sport
of
another Gang
belonging to the fame Legion, join d wIth a
Party of Toopus, they uncas d us, and bound
Skins round our Bodies, each of a different
Specie of Brutality; which done,. they uili-
er d
us
to
a
large Place adjacent,
where
they
turn d us loofe out of our Knowledge, a
mong Herd of 1ieroglyphica/ lleafts, ~
iliif for our felves, till the Fodder w i ~
that Field afforded, was demoliJhed. Ve
.kept as
near
to each
other
as
poffible,
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{alving to
mufler
up
what
little
Reafon we
had remaining in this our Fright, lil enclea
voor to be contented with reHecting bet\ reen
our elves on the Viiion rhat feem d to be fet
- .
before us, and of which, to Ollr
Afflictions,
we bore fome Part. We found our felves as
1lio;y {lrOflS as much
Jar d
at
utlllter d,
and
s little k IOU lZ as the reft, which was fome
Comfort ill our Misfortunes; wc heard no
thi. 1gof great Confequence [aid among them,
nnlefs it was, I 01f, klZOW me? which e-
\ ery one bark d out in the Tone of a Lady 1.
little Lap-VIl,1. ; and tho many attack d
us with that itblimc Pbrafe, yet we remain
ed ftcdfaflly .JlwJ1, which, I don t doubt,
made us fiigmatiz d for flupid Creatures. I
own every thing was fo far beyond our Ca
pacity
of
judging, that
we
could
never
fo
much-as account for the Meaning of any Part.
Nevcrthelefs. the Notions we entertain d
-
were many; for we conjeetur d our telves for
feme Time no otherways than in a Irallce.
On one fide of the Place feeing Number of
Pyramids
adorn d
with
Hierogb Phical
Fi-
gtl-rcs, we verily thought our [elves
in .IE-
{Jpt where either we muft have been Kid.
Rapp d, or CrJlljur d y fame czmf1iJ1g Man
er other, out of a Frolick. The 9Jrovcs of
painted 13rdies which fialk d y us, c me
np to
us,
and dane d
round
us,
i n c r e ~ d
our
panick Dread, we imagining dircdly {for I
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,
,
,.
,
,
,
•
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can t fay but they put us rnightily in Mind of
the t 11jztllm[s Pi Sill) that, perhaps tor feme
of our old Crimes, the Conjurer had raifed
t h ~ JEgyptia1l, Mzt7J2mies from their peaceful
Mo)deztms, to give us not only R c p r o o ~ out
Cbf.l,fiHe,nent ; ,al1d that the Ceremony was
to be perform d by Death wrapp d up in Swa
thin g othimv,ays call d Swadling l o ~ t h s :
13ztt
we were H i ~ l mifiakcn; fer
they prov d
rather a, Number of lir:i7 f zwjOrmd Crea-
? titr.es, tban Corpfcs fo well preferv d as tha
- , --]r1innmies ~ r e . Doctor Pttzz epate had ,an-
C ~ . . ,
~ - ~ t h ~ r N o t i < ? 1 l ~ m ~ h e HIeroglyphical Way:
~ h ~ t the, PyramIds, and other a t t e r s ~
yihich f e e m ~ ~ : t o lie in grc a\ . O r d ~ r upon t 1 ~ e
Platform w h [ ~ h the Pyramid,s fiOOd on, feem. d.
t ~ him Em51ematical Figure of the gooti
Things fet pin the AiMr .rJ Baal, as a 5.1-
crifice
te him;
and
that
the Number
ofGvr-
mal1dirers who c a n ~ e ahout if, taking,:lH
before them, were as a T J/JC of the Prirf ;
in thofe Times, \\ho d c ~ o l i r d or took i<
· themfelves {uch Gifts as were deGgn d both
;
for
their
Gods
.alld
-their
Cow;tn .
Afta
1
10
:j which Sqnire .JJhmderbz:j;r re£c(wd on tlS
j , bqtll, faying] That as Ma.tters in h i ~ Judg-
ment feern
cl turn d T ~ p f y t ~ r v y .in the l l C v ~
:{ \Vorld, .andap things ~ l p i , c j i i n g to \ £ti y fo
>
pIuch
in
their
Nature,
it
was
impoi1ible:
for
; either of us who were educuted in the tmci
pl4in
~ Y D ; , to make agood and a p p r < > \ ~ d
o ~
.,
,
.
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,
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Confirnd: on of any tMdern J i e r ~ ~ l y p h i e l u j
which
he
took
that
J7ijion to
reprefent
:
And
npon the whole, we agreed that neither of
us knew any thing of the Matter. In f h o r t ~
when the whole Crop feem d eaten the
Ground, one of the Gad-dem-ye-Sirs c me·
up to US, pull d off his Hackney {ecul1d-ha1za.
C JUntenancc
and
commanded
us
to
follow
him, whrch we no fooner heard than o e y d ~
We were clapp d under a frelh Guard, o m ~
pored ofhimfelf and half a Dozen Toop.ees;
who carried us back to thejfrippitzg Room;
re-equipp d
us
with the
inherited
Apparel
o
our Grandfathers, made us drink twoar
three oer, odd Healths, and at a ~ turn d us
out node; a tripple Difcharge of Gad-dem
yeSirs; concluding with the following moll
obliging Speech of, Take· yrntr Lihertic ,
and
mayye
all
Three
he
trebly
dmltt Gad
rlC1lZ ye irs
T S Sir, (fai4 the fpea1eitzg SquireJW J S
the unexpeCted Ceremony of our Difrniflion,
nnd as foon as we bad recovered Faith
enough to believe we were at Liberty, and
Reafon fufficient to ask a plain Quefiion, we
hegg d a Chairman (as he c d himfelfj t ~
tell us where we were j who not only very
civily informed ns, butwith Ilzt1Jla1zitj which
we had
not
met
with
among
all
the Society
\Ve had got loofe from,) freely offered; f e e i n ~
Ui
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lis Strangers, to be our Guides wherever
pleafed to go faying f ~ r t h r in a pitying
Tone,
Ah
Mafiers
you
ve
been
among
a
fad Crew Qf VeviIs But the Directions
which the homjfi Fellow gave us; being plain
as our Qleaion and Purpofe required, w
t h ~ n k him to the Value ofa Shilling by way
of
Encouragement,
and
trudg d
Home,
where
we arrived in Safety, to our great Comfort,
about the Hour of Six the Morning follow..
ing The Afternoon we fet out: whiCh, (as
far as Memory will admit of) is; to the beLl
of
my
Knowledge,
every
minute
Circuin
fiance of the whole Affair: And thus ended
~ h e wonderful Story of this mofi learned
Squire Wro12ghead and his as wife Compa
nions the Vof or and T litl Blzmderbzeft
•
T y were tf ry [olicitOllS that I would
give them my Opinion upon the Whole, and
begg d me to fpeak-freely, for they were af
fur d that fo long a Story mull: Ggnifie fome-
thing, and that it muft have fome Meaning
more than ordinary, becaufe it had puzzled
them for fo long a rtiine. affitr d them it
feem d to me fo far above my Capacity, that
imlefs
it
was
a
joint Dream
compofed
of
their
united Head.;.pieces to puzzle me, I could
make nothing of it; bzmzbIJ reqzteflil1g they d
exeufe my Backwardnefs in arguing upon n
Affair which I declar d had no other·Appear-
D
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ance to m e than that they all feem d to have
been terribly frightned at fomething or other,
which M itery they themfelves feem d not
very capaale, at that Juncture to unravel.
Neverthelefs, I acknowledg d the fingular
Pleafnre and vaft Diverfion.which I told them
they had given me in the Dercriptiol1 which
Squire
Tf1'ollghead
had
fo
eloquently
fet
forth This Speech which wretched Ig
norance had contriv d very foon demonfira
red what a grand Ivliftake I had made;
too [0011 fotmd my felf as perfeCtly wrong as
I d before thought them; for they began pre
fently
to
make
me
fenilble
of their Refent
ment and dubb d me aNO?l om which they
plainly fhew d by Frowns dreadful as ~
clouded Heavens that forebodes a Storm;
they bit their Lips, fiar d at one the other,
and
to
confirm
me in
what
I
dreaded) threw
their 'Tobacco-Pipes, like ThitJ1der-13olt
from Jo::e.
DoCtor Pltzz epate began with mumbling
out He found me not to he the Man of Parts
he took
me for
;-
If ill
Jllzmderbu[s
fe-
conded him by muttering That I was no
Specie of a CraftJma1z he
was pofitive; ,
and Squire U;roilghead, in his ufual difmal
\\7 ay, agreeing with the reil) murmur d
.forth manifold RefleCtions againfl: me ; all
which put together o r m ~ ~ felf intoa forrt
o
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of united BltZ founding like Wind at di
fiance
midO:
the
Trees
before the
Storm
begins. In {hart I found the Noife grow-
ing louder and louder which convinc d me
that my whole Bufinefs upon fueh an Emer-
gency was by fome immediate Stratafem or
other
to endeavour at
appeafing the tem-
pefiuous Rage which their high fworn Ba-
foms fo poyron d with Indignation feem d
to threaten
me with: And as NecejJitv is
often found to be tDe fllotDer of lve;ztio7z
:fhe was fo good a Mother to me at that cri-
ticallv imtte
as
to
bid
me
fl:art
fame damn cl
h r lFord or other which very probably
might turn their angry Thoughts and fet
them upon a ditferent Argument in their -
tymological Conrfe of Sport by w y of
fre1h
Game;
which
Advice I like a
dutyful
Child to fo indulgent a Parent in the very
Nick of Time put in PraCtice with all de-
fir d Succefs.
BEG AN with the utmoll: Caution in a gen:
tIe and moO fubmiffive Tone to importune
, the refenting Vorthies that they would if
it was but for no longer Tm1e than two fi-
lZZttes keep fa lock d thore dreadful Gales
which held as yet conf1n d the
Furies of
their
too much
injui d
Souls
..
- - - I
acknow-
ledged in the humbleG: Terms ho\y much fu-
periour all their Jud.gmcnts were to mine -
and
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and that twas only to keep my Ignorance
conceal d; that
1
had {hove the
putti ig off
a Difputation with Men of fuch Parts, efpe·
cially upon a Subject fo far above my Reachf-
but humbly hop d, as they were \\,iqle.Hcs
how much I was concern d for having 1
offended,
that
I
might
l:e
favour d
with
en
jO) mg the Ad vantage of finding them prove
rather inllruttive l riends, than Enemies:
adding, that my pleafing Hopes were not a
little ftrengthen d by the Obfervations I had
made
of that
no :lle
Unity,
fo
confpicuoufiy
fuining forth from their ri1Z1n Jirate.
\V H IL E I was exprefiing this confounded
fet Speech, I eaiily difcern d the Sky of thei,.
h..rfiogllomies grew more and more erme,
which. prompted
me
at
once to put
up
my
deftgn d a;1d well-tim d Petitioll, which
I did in a very grave Manner: moil: humbly
defiring they \\ould aGifi the Weakners of
my Intelle. in giving me their Judgment
and Thmghts
upon
the
EtJ11101or-J
of
what
I
believ d \ as ~ old Word, caB d MOM U 5
newly broc ght upon the prefent t g e ~
T J\.loment I had nam d the lfor
away
flew
\Vrath, Refentment
was
kick d
cut of Doors, and a Smile of Joy frood
:entiuel UpOl1 each of their Countenances.
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y
all
g ~ p
at the
Theme
I
had
of:
fer cl like callow :Birds while the old O 28S
feed them, ~ would have direcdy gone
upon it illgdOllg had not regain d o
much Favour with them) as to get the Ar-
gument deferr d
till the
next
Board;
which,
neverthelefs) would Qot have been admitted,
but that engag my felf to produce at their
next Meeting, a Lift of a1ztiqztf fFords that
were all taken into Cuftody in one Houfe,
and condemn d
for
being
in
Confederacy
with -ftJormls; upon whom Sentence was
pafs d by a General Court of Toopees and
Gad-dem-ye-Si1 s; a Sett of Wretches, who
notwithftanding they re bothRich and Gay.
yet
accordi1zg
to
Cmztab.
are neither
Ricb
nor Gay.
R N E having thus quieted Aflairs,
they peacefully adjourn d to the next Even
~ n g [e iiC1l
ef
the
Clock precife 1'
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T Time to which they adjonrn d. he .
ing fo ihort there was no Opportunity for
me to get off my Bargain; therefore I had,
nofhing left to do but drawing up the pro-
mis d Lifl with the greateft Expedition;,
which tho I much wanted to be cxcus d
from yet it was fuch a Propofition as I durft
nO r fo much ~ s hint to thofe tefiy Gentry,.
. ~
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who were
fo
unaccountable
in
their Methods,
and fo £lery pm/il lwJ aboM Nothillg that
the leaft thing WaS an arrant Affront to them,
wl ich to Men of Reafon would have been
the Reverfe. . . ,.
Tbeir
odd
ZVletbod
of
org1.til1g{o
I lg
upon
tbi11gs ab{olzttely il1jig11ijicant became as tire
fome to me as they had formerly been divert
ing; and how I tumbl d into their Favour I
can t tell; but it feerns they had regifter d
me into their Society without either my Con
fent or Knowledge, at my firft Arrival, and
my
filly Propofal in frarting this new Affair
as I found a little after moll: firmly clench d.
that Nail, which before they had only drove.
For one among them I mull: be, or other
wife
be
haunted
by
the evil Spirits.
of
fome
one or other of their Family, daily as I
walk: d the Streets; fo that I rather chofe a
private Perfecution than a publick one.
A the Place appointed, fome time be
fore
the
Hour,
I
had
been refleCting upon
the
ftubborn Society I was fo unhappy be a
:Member of.· .\Vhat the Devil were hard
Vords to me, - • -they were only Plagues,--
they never did me any Service, What Bu
finefs
was
it
of
mine
whether
V
ords
fignified
any thing, or nothing? - - - b e e w ~ f { { ] l g e d
;Method of Speech withot-tt l y .l 4ea12ing
other
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other than what one pleas l to put upon it,
was more convenient for a Purpofe intend.,.
ed to put
in
Execution,
than
all
the
quaint
Terms in ChriHendom: Bur alas the Even-
ing came on, - - - and to a fecond of Time,
while was lolling in thepretty Barr-keeper s
Lap, was difiurb d with the Sound of -
Ve
a-Clock,
uiher d
in
by
the
rittmvimte
who were now no longer a Tripple, but (by
the Addition of my Perfon) what they call
a 2Jtadrz6ple Alliallce.
had but
jufi
recover
from
folacing
my
felfin a very agreeable Manner, when Squire
JJI lt derbzt{s id his Compal ioJls lllOt
quite thro the Ears, with a loud Salute of Sir
Irmr mofl hztmble Scrvallt, c. which Vol-
ley
return d
\\7ith
Gmtle1nC1Z
JOtt
Ice
I m
pttllf ;ttal, and fo follow d them to their fa
ble appointed for Crofs Pztrpo[es.
T HE Board being fat, I deliver d in the
Scroll,
which
look d
fomewhat
like
the i-
tle-Page, and firfi Side of a Nomellclatztra,
but not fo explanatory. told them very
plainly, was never acquainted with any of
the People mention d in it; i they were
People,) and hop d they d excu[e me fi om
any Part of the Argument, which they agreed
to.·-They chofe Jlill Blzt11derbzt{s to put the
fluef/io11s, as Matter arofe, in proper Order ;
l 1 Ollg-
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tr'r(Jflghead and P1lzzlepate were appointed
to
argue
upon
each Crarnbo,
while
I
was
i n ~
dulg d to fIt as an Arbitrator, if I p l e s d ~
upOn the Whole.
0 tbey heKan, I was de fire d only
to inform them whether there was not fome
thing
more belonged to the
Sc1'o/l
I
had
produced to which I reply d, there really
had been a ~ o r t of Book fiirch d at the end
of it, but as feveral Perfons who fcan d it
SYllable S llaSle have declared there was
notbhlg
ill
it
I
never
took
no Pains
of
per-
uting It, and fa carelel1y threw it afide.
Yet believing twas impofIible fo many hard
Names and Things could be made nfe of
3bont nothing I preferved
th t Part i and
thought my hying it before them might be
a Mea 1S o rin in fomewhat to Light,
that feem d at prefent in Darknefs to my
:lhallflw Comprehenfion; and which I did
not doubt but the Crrlciples of their :Brai71s
would certa;nly effeCt Further adding
That
as
it
feemed by fome
illKCJlious
Mml
deflgned for an E71tertail1711mt; I had
~ n o t r Reafon to believe it was a ti ry
f,o[.d oue, becaufe thole who [ome cal the
1(1 £11, did not iike it,. like the Fair
Sex
U ho
gc ul alh
c01zdermi
a
celebrated
1Jt( lltY for beitlgfo.· Sqttire \VRONGHEA D
gaye a gentle Reproof for offering.to
hint
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hint whether the Affair was good or bad
by.
way
of
Opinion
before
they
had begun
to examine into the Merits of it in due
Form and Order. I acknowledged my
Fault Took the Rebuke with all Chri-
ftian Patience. Sat my felf down quiet
as
a
Lamb.
And
Will
Blzmderbztfs
read in his Place the following Scrolt which
open d the Affair.
M0 MU S tum d Fabztlifl or Vztlcmz s
W
EDD
I N G
an
Opera.
DRAMAT IS PERSON £
JU P I To ER Neptzme Apollo .liars
P
lztftts
Pztlca?z MercztrJ
M
0 M
us.
JUNO V EN U S .lE G LE
•
THE M 1 N 1ST E R 0 F F TE
S ENE·isthe AVENUES totht cztrt
of DEST INY
VI HIe H being read; fllt J3lzmder-
bzt{s
.proceeded
and propofed as
the fiJjl
QUefli 11 that fll ld give our Opinions
·u..lhether the Word:· MOMV t S Tea; or
E :: . Nay
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Nay a tTi{creet lford to hegilz
the
Title of
any
thi1ig dejig11cd
as an
E1itertaiummt.
T Door being thus far fet open for De
bate rDoftor Puzzlepntewas directly opening
'his Lips to enter upon the ArgUment, when-
mon unhappily
he was
difappointed
by
Squire WrOflgbead who got the Start of
him, hy having fpoke the firlt Word, fa
that TTi o-ii1 bead was allcw d to be firfr
heard, and accordingly gave us his Senti·
ments as follows.
T Squire began with declaring, That
the \Vord ld{;fJ izls in his Ears, differed very
much in its Sound from any thing that
could be entertaining to him, unlefs it was
the
p1eafing
Opportunity
he
bad met
with,
in
arguing upon its Et}1i201ogy and the Matter
in Debate. And that he took it to a
mighty filly Effort of anyone to propafe
the diverting your Illiterate TJeoplc with
fuch
a
crabbed and uncouth
\\r
ord as
Mo.
mus for that in cafe he was tu adverti[e
auy thing with a Piew of elztertairling the
Plthlic his Judgment ihould lead him no
further than to ~ forth th whole Affair in
three Words viz. A N W T S IN G Af
ter
which,
he
i'hould have
no
occafioll
to
give himfelf the 'rronble any thing more,
th n e pofing to the View of whoever came,
either
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either a 12eW painted Rattle: 1ZeW t -
{e l d Hobby-HOI{e.. or a
new fajhioll d
Mou[e- Irap. But he was of Opinion, tbe
TTLE would befiIZdt the Ta[fe : And was
tolerably well aifure4 it could not accor-
ding to Law give any Audience liberty in
a litteral Seofe, to fay they were trick
or affronted. For what rcafonablc Crea-
tures, fuch as every Audience fuppofed to
confift of could in Confcience deitre ffi01 e
than a Performance of all that either an
Atttbor had propo{ed to entertain them with,
or their Cltriojity, having read the whole
Matter before Hand, prompted them to fee.
U the Sqltire indeed admitted, that
he was
not altogether
void
of
apprehending
fome 7Jif zwballces, which might attend the
Peljorma11Ce of even what he had propofed;
tho never fo inviting in its Title, or jufr in
its Execution: For the Squire had faid, as he
had heard
it
very wifely
obferv d,
that
there s
2 gelleral Rltle without cm Exception j fo
he had great Reafon to believe himfelf not
too fecnre from Interruption, tho
his Scbeme
was New Short, and Pathetic:There being
always
fonnd
a Mixture
in
AfJemblies
of
et
di[cen2il1g [ort of ]rIm, whofe extraordillal}
PelZetratiol1 generally drives them to put a
more extenftve, and perhaps a worfe Mean-
ing upon the Lttwbratiollr of an Autbor
than
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than ever the AMhor meant. Of which
5eH the Sqztire faid he fuould t t make .
bold to give fame Account atzd thm pro-
ceed in his Argument upon the Qleftion. .
0 F fnch di(cenli11g Gentry, the Sf uirc
intimated there were three Vijlil1ffiol1S; viz.
the
Xi/c
the
~ e l
W i r e ~
and the
w ~ r e i o f
all Which threcClajJesof K GW-
ledge, he faid had their refpettive Degrees
of jztdiciallmployme12t affigned them
for the
Corre f1hig Errors according to their feve-
ral
Capacides
ill
Critic.ifin;
which
they
were not only noted to tranfaCt with prodi-
gious i.Vlodifl), in
the
moil gmerous, private,
and COllCi[e Jlmmer ; but were likewife ce-
l e ~ r a t e c l for their unparralell l Endeavours
effectually to
eflablijh
an
IJtIzivclfal[ztblimity
with regard to Lctters, Speech, and Actio12:
And notwithftanding they are a Sett who
in their pure Nature may be difcovered to
enjoy as equal a Fondnefs for a CW thil1g
as any propofed
Alldicllce
;
yet
the Squire
faid the FZl1lCfi01z of fuch Men laid them
under an abfolute Neceffity ofalways fuow-
ing a remarkilble {ort of Vi like to all
Perfi1-mmzces whatever; partly owing to
their fear of lofing the twaccott12table Re-
ptttatioil which they had gain d of being
thought capable to fit in their Turns upon
the t) f( llicfil Thrones of CCJ1 itrc in
o y
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Body of an Amphithcatre, and partly thro
dread of forfeiting the charitable Contrihu
tioJ1s
.
of
Pitt
:Box,
and
Gallery
1Ylo11cy,
which is often difiributed among them for
the noble ufe of their (ttpcrior Spirits, and
·tltaf Judgmcnt in daml2i12g according t9
their Manner fuch .Aztthors Harks as their
di{crcct Bcllcfaffors
or
Patrons
have
nei-
ther leifure from their dolmt Stztdies to
amend nor Stock fufficient of either Cott..
rage or Cr Zlelty to condemn any other way
·than by fueh their zt1ZCrril1g :Depttties.
T s the Squire [ lid being conlider d
made it feem to him morally impotIible for
his Proiect tho a 12ew thing, to come bet-
ter off than ~ l o m Z s , or the Vorks ofmany
Fools, who have
m i f ~ m p l o i
their
~ m
f t r i l , ~ h z g to o b l ~ f / m Clltertaill the Pith-
lie Which poetical Nmnp cs, if they were
Ambitious of chiming in ZX ith the Times,
·fll0uld according to the Nature of them
rather
chofe
either
to have laboured in
the Harnefies of Coa.cb· HOIfes, or otherwife
fun in Ol ples with the Collars of [porti1zg
2Jeades about tbeir ecks In which fort
of r d z ~ f r y they would have met with much.
better
Sllcccfs
with regard
to
Pro112oti011
than by all their mi[-Ipel1t Labottr of tbe
13r ah;, in compoung even the beft. Coup:-
lets of Verfcs O c. that their filly Noddles
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could pretend to make : and therefore, he
was cOllvinc d with refpett to fuch an En·
tertaill111C71t as he had pro ,ofed; that altho
~ m s fo exceedingly compa i1 ; yet thofe three
mentioned Claffis of [ztperlative WiJdom,
would not fail doing him the Favour of e-
ing immediately about his Houfe; and
from whom he did not in the leaft doubt,
hut he fhould receive the following difcreet,
tho fevere Ufage and Cenfure, by way of
tin odd },lethod thanks, which they ge-
nerally pay to alZ Attthor for tbe Pai11s be
has took.
T Squire raid he was perrwaded, that
the Tflife would take it into their Fancies
to imagine y his prefenting to them a cW
painted
Rattle,
that he had done it y w y
of Hieroglyphical Refle Cli011 upon the Au-
dience: which Thought, he faid, could ne-
ver have enter d his 1hallow Scull; they
did not conftrue it fo of their OW11 Heads.
And
Ten
to
One, he
raid,
if
the
Jery
fPi[c
who are a terrible {ort of Critics, wou d
not as undoubtedly cavil at the Rattle for
m king a Noi[e, which their great Hi dom
might perhaps take for a Sort of [peaking
in their
, , ay;
and
wouldtherefore cry
out
7Jamn tbe Performance, tis O £lt of the
jfrliJ Rzdes of Pantomimes. .Which
it fuould fo happen; he raid thore two mif..
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chievotls COlzjefftl.res of Rejleffiolz
and
Noire,
would inevitably
draw
upon
him
the
infupportable 8elttellce of the ff1fej1 of ll
who never fail chiming in with the firft
and {ecoltd ClafJes, and are fo great in their
illterrztpti12g 112gemtity; that no fooner thall
an
Altthor
has been
judg d
Gltilty
by
the
wife, and
very wife; but the wifejf ofall at
once pronounce him dClmll d withoztt givhJg
him the OpportmJity of a fttrtber Hearing.
Infrantly putting a Stop to any other Perfon s
being either diverted or quiet J3ecau[e they
wo;z t like the Thi1zg.
of thefe Cla/fes the ~ q u i r faid.
had theirre{peffive 1JZt /ille{r prefcrib d
which is as follows viz The lPife were ap-
pointed
to./hake
tbeir
Heads,
and
be
of
tea
juftling whoever fat by them; The t cry
Wife were to Gri1t1t by way of Prologue
to a Hili, al ld fo to excite many others
who knew no better to do the fame by
way
of
Fzt12
as they
call
it
nd
the
owi eft of all were to found to Arms vith
their r llmpets made rI Scorpiolls lliJckle-
b011cs blowing up the .spirit of Re entmclzt
throughout the whole I1JJembly \yho accor-
ding
to
their Defign
were immediately
to
di/like eoery thitJg except the Han11012J of
their gral1d HlIrriu 1Jc of C(Jtt-cailf
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By
Accident,
indeed, the
'Sqttire
faid,
an Allthor might efcape in a tolerable Man ..
ner; but that he own d muft alone be owing
to a certain fort of .J1iflakes thofc plodit/ott .
wife Gmtfry now and then happen to make
in
either HiJJillg
or
ClappiJlg
improperly:
\Vhich feeming Error when enq uir d into)
they cxczt{e ' Jcry ha1zdfomely, by faying, they
either left their Memorandums at Home, or
unfortunately mifimdcrflood 110t 011ly the Na·
tnre of the hillg Imt alfo what their Pa-
tr01lS
bid'em
do;
either of
which,
the'Sqztire
faid, he had great Hopes they would be guil-
of at his propos d E,2tcrtainmellt, tho
twas to cOllftfl hut 011C Thing j for he had
known a Sett of them blunder extrava
gantly
i12
applaztdi1lf,
fuch
balderdaili
Stuff
as Shakefpcar's, Otway's, Congt ettJc's, and
and others, alike \Vretches of Authors, point
blanc cOl1trary to the ~ i r e f i o s of t h e i l ~
13CJlej'affors.
o
E
thing more the
'Sqttirc
faid he
had
obferv d with refpeCt to the COltraf,c of thofe
Perfons who fhow their pretty Teeth, yet
nc ::cr :Bite; whofe ra ottr is not a little to
be admir d For notwithfianding they will
neither
Compo[e
themjidccs,
as a certai1z
Atl
thor defir d them) nor oblige the orld with
the Know ledge of their Perfons, yet in the
midft
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midlt: of the greatefi AffembIies, wirh an arra :
zing and undaunted A fitrallCc, t:lcy lI rr:akc
nothing to
fer
the \vnole
l dif lCe
/11
t ll
-
roar, and under t ~ G Shelter of their ( ) ~ ) i C u -
riry, being m l i m ~ 2l1J
a Full-Pot 10 the
Cenrinel, will bid Dejm2ce to tbe 1/>/l J t O ~
ble Circle to call them to a ~ l V A c i : : : i t .
The
Sqztire
after
th:s
}tc
lat;n:;)
l 1·occed..;
upon the 2Jteftiolz, m u c ~ l \Y{ ldr:ilg how
an bgClziotts Azsthor with ScholaHic {.earn
ing could make fo unhappy a Cbo cc as he,
thought MOrlms was, for his Firfi H urd of
hzvitatiolJ, unlefs he had firf gaii1 d a Num
ber of Profelites fl1fficient for his Purpofe, by
bringing back a Part ofMank;nd to the good
and wholefome old Way of t h : n k ~ i g , and
original Stare of Innocence. For I remem-
ber, Jaid the Sqttirc to have r c a ~ ~ when I
was
at
School,
of
one
.Uomz:s,
who
W:iS
hated by all us zt1zlztcky 7Joj S ; Hnd tho our
Ma{fcr (who difcern d our Dif1ike of him)
told us, that notwithftanding lv]o1JZzts might
feem to us a very odd Fellow, and a Tell
Tale,
Fattlt-f12dillg
God
of
the
.I11zcie7lts,
yet he was as ufcflll in his Way as any
God of them all; for which Reafon he
urg d that the Boys ought to reve,c him.
Neitcrthelej s,we ltlz z cky Diles beir.g near
as
cunning, tho
not
altogether
1;
l ~
;IS
our
Mafter, foon difcDver d he \. /2.5 r: : little
{elf interefied in what he had f:i d ; :L:d that
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hei1ig i11 Crm d of other People s CrimeJ was
a hing be much lik d. which made him
cry
up
ltlomus.
Therefore
to
be as
much
on a Parr with our _Mafler as ollr young
Beads would reach, we uoanimocdly
gave
each Fa· f)uurite Boy of his, who \vas nat,u
rally addiCted to run with our Faults to h i ~
:Ear, the
Nick-1Ja fJZe
of
Momns
;
and
i,nHead
of agreeing with our Z11after s Counfel, we
cultivated a greater Diilike to the Name
than ever mor efpecially when twas evi-
tient That not one of us ever fufter d the
Lafh under hb J u r i s d i t t l ~ n : , ~ u t Momus was
the
Caufe
of
its
being put
in
Execution
; and
Pique the Squire faid w a ~ a great a t ~ e r
in the ffair he was arglling u p ~ n w h i ~ h
made him the more wonder, that a ~ y Man
could believe itpofiible t fmgle out a S e ~ t
of
worthy
People, without
a
M i x ~ u r e ,
of
,.e m llg Scbwl- Boys, who had. i m b i ~ d . a ~
iIleconcilable Inveteracy ~ g a i D f t all TelJ-tale
1vlomus s: Befides, the. Squire faid, if rhe
...JrI0111ttS he d e ~ a t e d upon, anfwer d the Cha-
ratter
he
formerly
read
of
him; he
mull:
be
a crufiy, furf) ) pee-vifh, impudeut, ./yhzg
FellfY JJ who \\ould not bau,lk o p ~ n l y r ~
find Fanlt w t hi J 1 1 ~ o t h e r Gods, tho·
never fo much his Superiors; and without
Favour or Affection made it his Bufinefs the
telling
as many fa {e
ales
as
t r u ~
Q11eS :
Therefore, £aid the Sq:tirc, who amoflg us
could
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J tts
was
a
\
ord
underllood
but by very
few
it could not be judg d any more inviting to
that Part of the defir d Number who did not
know him than to thore that did; for as
the frft
:Blow generally accounted h rtlf
the
l1ott/e,
fo
the
firft a1ld
emphatic
lford
of 1itle generally ftrikes the Readerts
Mind with Pleafure or Diflike making half
the Impreffion at one Stroke be it good or
bad. A plain Inllance of which the ' quire
faid we might daily
fee by only giving our
felves the Trouble of llepping into a Booklel.
ler's Shop, where we fuould quickly difcem
how much fuperior the Policy of a J3ook[cllef
is to the Judgment of alZ Author j by obrerv-
ing the Lime-twigg 'Titles of their own com-
pofing which are
laid
in
great
Order
on
their Compters, to catch the cin-ious :Birds.
of Life who wou d ne er be taken in by the
Author's Ch{1j{, if there was not a little
Rhetorical Cont of a :Boo1e[cller thrown over
it
And
therefore
he
faid
Momzts
walZti f
o
that Lime-twig , Facltlty, was 11 t itz his
Opillio1Z a difcreet lJ10rd for the :ritle of
O Z El1tertaim12ellt: But he own d himfelf
not fo fufficient a Judge as the Matter in de-
bate
requir d;
and
t h ~ r e f o r e
he
debr d
'Doc
tor Pttzzlepate would
begin and oblige
him with his Iboughts tepo1z ~ J 2 t e f t i 1 Z ~
'Squire T f r o n g h ~ a d having thus clored his
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Difcourfe gave
a
much
long d-for
Liberty
l Speech to the Voflor, whofe Impatience
prevented the Ceremony of a fecond Re-
queft; for in h l fec01ulof Time he prov d
his undoubted Right of being the next imme-.
diate
Omtor
upon
the
SubjeCt in
Hand.
T Prelude of his Harangue confined
of two or three awkward Compliments. to
Squire lflr01zghc ld, upon what he had fpol\.e
If
lr}omztS
with
regard
to
his
having
faid
fo much and argu d fo very long upon
Theme which did not feem to him l t o g ~ t ~ e r
fo well propos d in the 2Jeefli 1z as otherwifl
~ ~ might have been: For faid the Vo Ctor,
~ u r Friend 111zmderbzt{s not having difiin
guith d whether the ]Vamc in d e b ~ t e was to
be argu d upon as the lwciclzt Momtts, or
one of a modcr1z Stamp ; .it could not
.well d e i d e ~ by any tingle GCl1ius tiIlthat
roint was clear d : Neverthelefs he faid
.it gave him his wifu d-for Opportuniryof
arguing in a different n n ~ r to what Sqzdre
Wr011ghead had raid upon t he was much
better pleas d with finding filch an Obfcurity
in the 2Jee[fiolz than he fuould have been tp
have had it putin a plain ·Way. For t ~ ~ ,
q)o i1or faid. if the jl1 mzJs in debate had
been abfolutely flated as the Faztlt-ji1zding
Whclp of the Al1cimts,. ·he mull in fnoh
Cafe have tpsmght himfelf immediately
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once and then but rofely whifper d,) by ,a.
p isHfommz,. whp ~ u i c ~ l y met her jzi/l,
RtV)ard
for
domg
fo,
m
beIog
{oU1taly
chi(4,
Therefore, the Voflor faid, he did not doubt
but lYlomzls was not only in E1l:eem at that,
Time among the better Sort of Folks, but
was very likely remain fo for a confidem
hIe
while, being
a
Word
n6t commonly
t m ~
derfiood, and by that good Fortune efcap d
a Mixture with your paltry comm01Z SC1?/c,
which fort ofK1zou
cdgc is with Rca[oiz
,/zotrnuch l){t tted., o'wing to the me 2
tra f1io11
~ f
the
Wretches who
mojt
vulgar
e } ~ o y the U/e 01/t., .
. \
. Neverthelefs 'Doflor 'Puzzlepote c o u l ~
not, a ~ c o r d i n g to his accufiom d Method, a.
void
flying off
a little
from
h i s p ~ o p o s d
Se·
eurity of the Word ~ m t l ~ tho Hated y
himfelf as modenz and New for the Vo'ilor
-
raid, he could neither abfolutely nor prorerly
warrant Mmmts's continuing an Hour longer
in
Favour
than \Vords
of
common Senfe
and
good Meaning; heha:ving obferv d a Sett of
Ferfons whofe failiionable Method of pro
cE;eding had alm9H deUroy the Foundation
,of h i ~ Heady Princi ples, by ~ h e i r fetting him
t h e ~ a m p l e of dc/pilillg every t ~ i J l f aJre,.
it had bem once hd,11dledby People of a low
Ra,l1 ; which 01fer:,, oti011, ~ e faid, c o n ~
,vine d him tbat the bCfl of T,bZ1Zgs were but
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/hott-liv d with regard to FtlC ottr; ri
therefore he was of Opinion that in a fmall
Space of Time there would be an open Rup
tUre among a Sett of Perfons focieting in f ~
fefublies of their own Inttitution which So
ciety feem d eftablith d by them out of a due
l{e[peC -to public Oeco1Jom,', with the addi ;o
tioilal
Contrivance
for
its
better
Support
and
feive their Friends of that mofl exellmt
Amu[emC11t calld ADRILlE in \vhich Di
vernon the glorious Examples as well of nl-
iluflry s F1 ztgality are remarkably con{pi
CflOUS,
by
daily
inftrucHng .Mankind in
the
difcreet fl11d pleafil1g Art of paf i1Jg away
their Time; which leifure Days and Nights
they might otherways have loft or
elfe em
ploy d much wode if poffible The Vo f1or
added
as
an
irrefragable Rearon
for his
Fears with regard to the Downfall of dear
Ra Jijhing QUADRILLE that to his Know..
ledge its Reptttati011 wasfiai1z d with bei11g
Copied by the Vulgar ; for he had been cre
dibly
inform d
that a
Li11k-boy,
a
Chimney
[weeper, a11Iack-jhoe.hoy, and a Kell1zcl ra
leer, were very -lately iffe.mbled at a Cellar
in Sobo over a Full Pot of Butt.Beer; with
Tobacco and -Pipes; where after they had re
~ l r l y
plac d
themfelves
o n ~
at each Corlier
Of a Joint Stool whicb {er·' }'d them as a
aUe; with their Landlady s ragged, dirty
Jprol1 inflead of- Velvet to keep tbe grea/j
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Cards clean: they impiouily mimicktd flieir
1Jcttcrs,
a1zd
plary d
away
the
whole
ieht
at Qpadrille• And alfo he had receiv l a
nother Information of
the fame Nature, That
a Pudding-womml, a Ylallad-ji11ger, a
Cylzder-wC1zch, and a Card-match-makerjs
CJ)aughter
of
Rofemary-Lane;
were
alike
met in another Cellar hy Tyburn-Road, St.
Giles s, all of them in a loving Way, O IJcr
a Hot Pot, dexteroul1y iliuffiing the Pack,
dealing round to one the other ill dzte Or
der,
with the
fame
Infolence
of
the
Sohu
Party, and at the fanie Game, much
to the
CDifcrcdit of renown d Q ~ l a d r i l l e : but what
was firange; he c01/fcfs d there was 110t to
hiS Hearilzg one Whore am01zg them he
~ o f o r
therefore
feem d coiwinc d
that
the
Gentlefolks of the l o tJJ1z would cer/aildy
lea Oc fIIf whelz they 01Jce fltmd it/0 mttc J
ahusd.
T VoC1or proceeded with a t ery odd
r.Apol0rtl for his Vigreji01z, which he jufily
fuppos d we thought him guilty of; giving us
to underftand, that he took that rozmd-about
Way purely to
make his ArgmJ it1lt appear the
fhorter, and to fhow his prodigious Skill in
Rhetoric, by firft making us believe that he
~ p p r o v
of
~ o m z ~ s
nd then
how
c ~ p a b l e
h ~ was to brmg htmfelf clean off agam, by
chiming in with our Sentiments ofDiflike to
theWord, on 4ccount of ~ not feemin fuffi
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cjently underfiood to be any way ~ n t e r t a i n i n g :
which the ]J{;t or endeavour d t o demon-
ftrate hy traverhng the .Matter a little further,
and giving us his Report of fome Notions tbat
were entertain d of it in feveral Families,with
whom he had been frequently debating upon
its
Etymology
before
that Evening:
tho he
was fo fiy as not to make any of us in the
leafr privy to it cill that 1Ioment.
T CJ)oflor began his Report \vith de ;
elaring
he had
found
moil People
of
Opinion
that the ~ 1 j 1 m l s in difpute, was a modem
Name: and was thought y a Perfon in one
Family, to have been invented
y its Author.
in the way of a 1iew-fa./hi01/d Family id-
die:
and therefore they
argued
upon
it
in
the
familiar Phrafe of iddle ry Riddle my
Ree, c. - But the Doffor aifur d us; that;
after a tedious Debate ended, none of them
could find out neither wh t this Momtts
could be, nor who.
I
N
another Family
he faid
where
they
·were d i f p u t i ~ g npon the \Vord; Nm{e
who was leading a Child about the Room,
put in her Verdid and begg d her Lady
would give her Leave to Il1ake Ufe of th t
;w
ord
Momzts
for
the
~ p i n
little. Mafter
in Awe when he was naughty, infiead of
.Rau1headaud J3loody bol CS : for file thought
it founded l i k ~ a more gen.teel Namethaa
. . either
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cjently underfiood to be any ~ y entertaining:
which the Do Clor endeavour d t o demon
fhate y traverfillg theM,atter a little further,
and giving us his Report offome Notions that
were entertain d of it in feveral Families,with
whom he had been frequently debating upon
its
Ety11lologJ before
tbat Even,ing: tho
he
was fo fly not to make any of us in the
leafr privy to it rill that Moment.
T cnoClor began his Repott with d e ~
elaring
he
ha9
found
ffiQ1t
People
of
Opinion
that the 111 i tnlls in difpute, was a modem
Name: and was thought by a Perfon in one
Family to have been invented y its Authol: .
in the way of a 1Jew- ajhioll d Family id-
dIe:
and therefore they argued
upon
it
in
the
familiar Phrafe of iddlemy Ridd e my
Ree, c. . But the DoUor aifur d us,. that
after a tedious Debate ended, none of them
could find out neither wbat this o m t ~ s
- -
could be,
nor
who.
I another Family he raid where they
-were difputi9g -npon the V ord; a Nztr{e
who was leading a Child about the
ROOlll,
put in her Verditt and begg d her Lady
would give her Leave to 1l1ake Ufe of th t
~ o r d Mf mm for the l?:eeping little. Maller
in Awe When he was naughty, inqead of
.Rawbeadalld :Qloody·bol cS : for ~ thought
founded ~ ~ a more gen.teel.Name,th,an
. . either
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either them, or : S l t g g a 7 o w ~ Her I,idy repri
manded
her, -
- bid her
mind
the
Cradle,
-
n rejoin d her Thoughts upon.Momzts, with
thofe of the Company: whiCh aIilOunted to
no more tnan the Opinion of others, who ge
nerally us d.to fay, Let Momzb.S have a M e a l ~ -
ing
or
no
Meaning;
or
be
it
what,
or who
it
wou d? ¥ M us had co/ them great
t{calof,MoliCY to no purpofe, mid t t w s
ll they kl1ew of it.
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N
the next
Family, . where
the whole
COl1verfation wasengag d upon the fame En
quiry, the 'Do'ilor faid, be could reach no
nearer to the Meaning of J.lomzts, than he
bad done before; and he confefs d, that in
all
his
VUits
he
had not met
with
one who
lik d it : F o r ~ notwithHanding iheyhad been
at the H012[e where the Creature was jh(}Wll,
and exam in d the whole Matter; they could
not maKe any thing of it all agreeing, that
it feem d to them like a Man making a [ld
Noife,
very
dreNd,
,md
a
thing
that no-body could tell what to make of;
nlOFe than that, every-body faid, ifthat was
M o m z t s ~ he feem d to be got i ZtO ver)' bad
Cumpm2J'; joining with others in their Con
cJuGoa;
That lv[omus
had
cqft
them
de-
r:;ilijh deal of MOlle) which the <jJoffor
faid, they to convince him, prodllc c1 the o -
10win?; :Bill E: ptllCfS for their Family the
fufi N i g ~ t Ex-
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Expended in Sir Bumpbry Snarle s Family for the
. Account of the New Entertainment l l ~ d
O US viz
For Coach-hire to Lincoln-1}m-Fieltls .00 I
.
one
oftheir
own Horfes bemg lame.
Four Places·in the Side-Box for the
Old Lady, her two Daughters, and
the Young Gentleman theirnrfi: 01 I 0
Coufin,) One Guinea. Which was
I
s.
in the
Box-keeper s
Pocket.
The Book of Momus. -
•
00 I
Tea in the Boxes, and Orange Chips.· 00 2 ,
Coach Home.
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=
00
I
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Befides Expenees in dreffing for the
new Entertainment, Extra Milinary
Ware; fuch as Political Gaufe-Heads
for encouraging the SpittleJields Wea- -21
vers,inPiquetoth.eOHendTrade, c.
r .
together with feveral other ~ e c e f r y :
Eaubles, a d SupperJpoifd. - Mo.. ,
deftly judg d in t h ~ Whole at about .
o 0
.-- - ......;.
Total 22 8 0
-
,V HIeH Bill it feems made the good old
GC71tlcmau who w ited for them tHome
v itb Impati.ellcc»)
f ~ r e
an
Oath
of
the
Erft
.
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Magnitude at
their Arrival, that they were
a
Pack
of
inconfiderate
Fools:
For
that
after all their blundering about Riddles and
the Meaning of this, and that, and tother •
tho they could not make it out, twas ain
to him as the NoIe his Face; t t ~ OtltUs
was
Latin
for
two
and
t W ~ 1 z t l
Pou1zds
eigh .
Shillil1gs Sterlilzg.
T Vo ilor at Iafr having {pun out hiS
Difcourfe to the utmoft limits of his Lungsj
came to the following
Clofe of
his
Argu-
ment, which we as heartily long d to hear
ended, as his eager Mind was defirous of
beginning it.
HE
faid
that,
n
{hort,
o m t ~ s
appear d
to him in fome refpetts entertaining enough,
but in others quite contrary. He thought
an indifcreet Title He could make
•
nothing of it and the reft of the Title
feem d
to
him
very
ll
compored.
For
the
\Vord l4 edditzg in it was not P o l i ~ y Mar .
riage not having a Sound fo exceedingly in
viting as it fuould have; nor the Word ~
era did not feem altogether fo pleafing as
it
has
been:
But
as·
for
the Dramatis
Per
{o lltC it look d in his Mind like the Lift of
Tag-Rag ll :Bob. Tail Crew ot wor.
thy his arguing upon, but in the Lump 2
Therefore he g ~ v e us his o..pinionof it in few
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VorJs, That
he
believ J
them
to
be
a
Par
eel of very forry ,Vretches, and tho he
knew nothing of one more than the other;
he guefs d the lrJi11ijfer of Fate was meant
for Jack Catch the Scene tl1e A v e l l l t e ~
f ~ r Ncwf,0te, c. andtbe Court 1Jejlill}
for the Old·l1aily.
, Will J31ul1derhz{s rav d confoundedly at
<j)o ilor Puzzlepate for having Sum d up the
Whole, and efpecially in fo few Words, be-
fore he
had divided the
rell:
according
to
.Order, into particular, (and what he call d
proper Q xeftions; which he faid he had
been preparing all the time qttire Tfr07Jg- .
bead and the Voctor were in,de.bate. But
after a fmall Squabble, I affum d the Privi-
lege they gave me of an Arbitrator, and
foon pacified their mutinous InveCtives one
g inft the other, y averring; thett each of
them had fttlly prrr./d by the Excellmc Yof
their TJifcomfes, tbat twas very plain there
was
Mea1Jil1g
ill
allY
one
t h i t ~ g
they
ar
gu d ttpon, more than that y their }r1otto it
appear d that [ome Folks really ~ g h t bet
ter /leal a Hor{e th011 others look occr d
Hedge; and I knew nothing wanting but to
make a due Entry, and clore the Minutes of
the Night with a Memortwdttm with regard
to Titles in gClleral, according to their new
.J.lletbodofCriticifm, y w y of Addce o
a
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a New A,mhor, which was agreed to as f 1
1 \ \ 5
'lJiz.
MemormIdztm,
hat
alz
Author
woztld meet with more Sztcce{s in maki12g a
Dramatis Perfonx of the Vt'lJils ill ]7ogtte
whole Pleafitres ;woztld he more dif/Jerti1Ig
thml oue compos d of the mzcicl1t and dc-
cay'd
Gods,
who{c
Virtues
are
out of
Fa-
jhi011, a11d Vices [0 little car'd to he hear
me12ti01z d.
lFill1Jlzmdcrhzt{s, indeed, requefted m e ~ -
being dubb d their Secretary,) that
would
not clofe the whole Matter without adding
two Li12es of his own hatching: and begg d
they might be regijler'd ill H0120ztr of their
J3rotber ronghead i which being done)
we
departed
with
the
Ceremony
of
r e ~
well) God be withyc, Tour Ser lJa12t
l l Good Night. The Lines were,
'As Seeds of Nonfence Juit allClimes,
The
Wrongheads
may
Right
fometimes.
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