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League ChampionAll-Star Jim Mace(138-62-16) *6 $406,000 … #175 or 501

TV ChampionIMT/LPPF: Lyle(261-183-30) *35 $1,206,300 … #150 or 502

Central Plains ChampionLPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen(537-219-37) *14 $1,086,700 … #11 or 503

East Coast ChampionYETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay(495-110-22) *8 $926,600 … #155 or 504

Great Lakes ChampionSyndicate: Max Payne(2,048-670-160) *45 $3,411,300 … #27 or 505

Mid-Atlantic ChampionBankshot Harold(112-39-17) *7 $401,100 … #163 or 506

Northeast ChampionIMT/LPPF: Max Violence(668-394-123) *92 $1,687,100 … #83 or 507

Pacific Northwest ChampionLPPF/TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja(1,529-451-86) *42 $3,454,800 … #136 or 508

Rocky Mountains ChampionDOD/ORDER: TC Rip(143-90-21) *9 $462,200 … #91 or 509

Southeast ChampionLPPF: Shadow Walker(3-2) $39,300 … #143 or 510

Southwest ChampionSyndicate: “American Gangster” David Mims(898-505-100) *40 $1,966,200 … #108 or 511

West Coast ChampionToo Tall Alfred(425-84-16) *5 $756,100 … #109 or 512

League Tag-team Champions * win another 5 free matchesLPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite and LPPF: Creature of Habit#123 & #157 or 789

TV Tag-team ChampionsLPPF: Black Mass and IMT/LPPF: Sledgehammer#158 & #160 or 987

League Six-man ChampionsIMT/LPPF: Mike Mayhem, Max Violence, and LPPF: Shadow Walker#15, #83, & #143 or 789

TV Six-man ChampionsLPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan, LPPF: Twisted Sanity, and TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys#127, #151, & #164 or 987

Battle Royal WinnerLPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro(1,634-693-130) *50 $3,356,400 … #167

2 XPLXPL Rankings Rankings

1. LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite (1,629-710-111) *49 $2,939,100............#1232. LPPF/1VOICE: Voice of the Voiceless (3,363-664-129) *75 $7,632,000........#1683. IMT/LPPF: The Demonic Gourdman (2,365-484-124) *82 $2,699,700...........#894. LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro (1,634-693-130) *50 $3,356,400#1675. LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan (1,226-573-97) *49 $2,515,500......#127

6. IMT/LPPF: The Mighty Deadhead (1,157-519-160) *103 $2,409,500...........#1667. IMT/LPPF: The Mighty Mockingbird (528-177-36) *23 $451,300.................#1188. DOD/ORDER: The High Roller Paul Vegas (407-70-10) *8 $618,300.............#1329. IMT/LPPF: The Executioner (875-565-102) *107 $1,483,500........................#141

10. Y: Flamboyant Phillip Flamingo (339-63-12) *6 $866,500...............................#99

11. YETI: Cold-Blooded Matt Barr (346-104-11) *6 $1,143,600..........................#16512. YETI: Arik Aries (289-56-13) *5 $623,600......................................................#10113. YETI: “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay (349-121-29) *15 $842,800.......................#11714. TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys (427-216-33) *15 $984,800...............#16415. Y: Kangaroo Kid Craig Kilroy (268-62-18) *7 $626,300....................................#9716. IMT/LPPF: Tickle Me Pitbull (485-280-81) *61 $1,002,200.............................#7717. SKOL: Submerger (238-48-9) *4 $410,900......................................................#3418. SKOL: Ironsaint (225-47-6) *4 $599,000..........................................................#4219. DOD/ORDER: Mr. Amazing Jeremiah Brenner (275-104-27) *9 $878,700....#17120. DOD/ORDER: Izzo the Terrible (220-76-17) *7 $547,700................................#9421. YETI: Teddy Huxley (196-52-12) *10 $528,400..............................................#11222. Y: Yuri the Yeti Epstein (150-69-4) *4 $317,900...............................................#9623. Jumpshot Joe Hobbs (125-49-6) *9 $354,000.................................................#2324. DOD/ORDER: Trigger (156-103-31) *7 $608,200.............................................#9325. IMT/LPPF: Stoned Freedom (168-132-23) *27 $782,400................................#1926. DOD/ORDER: Black Lightning Joe Martin (119-92-15) *3 $414,400.............#14727. LPPF: Creature of Habit (9-3-2) *1 $64,100...................................................#15728. LPPF: Black Mass (4-0) $31,200.....................................................................#15829. Allen the Gymbuilder (73-70-8) *4 $349,800................................................#16930. LPPF: Twisted Sanity (3-1) $55,000................................................................#15131. IMT/LPPF: Sledgehammer (138-137-17) *21 $939,700................................#16032. Dynamite Dave Sanders (45-52-6) *7 $271,900..............................................#2433. IMT/LPPF: Mike Mayhem (159-189-33) *20 $969,900....................................#1534. IMT/LPPF: Money Mike Malone (16-54-2) *2 $123,300...............................#176

35. TAC: Kageno Senshi (1,956-250-78) *14 $3,170,800.........................................#336. DRB: Big Daddy Cool Darrell Brewer (1,901-312-187) *35 $3,074,400........#10637. TAC: Makashi (1,738-234-70) *11 $2,935,800...............................................#17438. DRB: Blade (1,644-197-41) *18 $2,495,300..................................................#10439. DRB: Scorpion (1,722-394-82) *21 $1,727,500.............................................#12940. EDGE/CHOSEN: Takeshi Hasegawa (1,422-375-71) *53 $2,294,500.............#13341. DRB: The Total Package Darell Brewer (1,298-270-64) *27 $2,449,600........#11542. DRB: The Punisher (1,218-249-68) *33 $2,743,100......................................#10743. DRB: The Terminator (1,203-301-87) *28 $2,679,500...................................#11144. RIZE: Brendan “3-Card” Monty (715-86-16) *7 $1,405,800..........................#12545. DRB: Big Meat (794-323-100) *21 $1,041,300..............................................#11946. RAGE: King of Extreme Paul Heyman (590-260-26) *6 $1,314,600..............#12147. RAGE: A Fan from Ringside (573-245-31) *16 $1,391,200............................#12448. VOT*: “Two Pistol” Packen Paul Pratt (423-125-37) *10 $1,625,700..............#7949. DRB: Prison Mike (451-173-22) *6 $1,089,200...............................................#6450. DRB: Zeus (334-199-67) *17 $1,580,700.......................................................#13451. EDGE/CHOSEN: Ryuu Hasegawa (300-180-33) *39 $892,700.........................#4152. DRB: Hidden (258-159-26) *8 $895,600........................................................#13753. EDGE/CHOSEN: Seiji Hasegawa (354-275-58) *42 $1,889,800.......................#3754. EDGE: Darin Wokken (106-53-12) *12 $449,400...........................................#10055. DRB: Conor McGriddle (185-139-25) *4 $752,400..........................................#7356. “The Original Dude” Patt Pierce (44-12-10) *1 $91,100.................................#7657. COT: Half Crocked (57-36-15) *4 $215,900.....................................................#8658. EDGE/CHOSEN: Jien Hasegawa (209-196-25) *40 $1,125,300........................#3559. EDGE: Howard Moon (5-5) *2 $28,700.........................................................#14560. IMT: Jeffrey Larocque (10-11-1) $27,200.........................................................#3961. EDGE: Opus the Penguin (3-4-1) *4 $29,500.................................................#139

62. IMT: Randy Watson (3-6) *3 $14,800............................................................#14663. IMT: Rover (2-5) $19,400...............................................................................#17364. IMT: Dieter (2-6-1) $21,100...........................................................................#17265. VOT*: Silent Assassin (23-28-1) *1 $43,500....................................................#6766. VOT*: MR. Big (3-8-2) *3 $29,400.....................................................................#467. VOT*: Ricky Ross “The Big Boss” (18-24-3) *7 $90,200..................................#6668. VOT*: Styles P (6-12-1) *5 $58,900.................................................................#7569. IMT: Reverend Brown (2-8) *5 $8,400...........................................................#14870. IMT: Dumb (2-9) $10,500.................................................................................#7871. IMT: Chocolate Charlie (1-8) $3,000................................................................#8272. VOT*: The Prattador (15-23-3) *3 $61,900.....................................................#6873. EDGE: Bill the Cat (3-11) *3 $40,100.............................................................#14074. EDGE: Donnie K. Kraw (39-50-9) *7 $210,500.................................................#3175. BNC/ORDER: Sexy Michael McAwesomeness (5-18) *2 $11,800...................#1076. EDGE: Ford Perfect (3-19-6) *2 $34,900........................................................#14477. EDGE: Erik Nokwand (39-56-4) *7 $188,300...................................................#3378. Therapist Sean Connery (2-20) $25,100........................................................#15479. EDGE: Vince Noir (6-25-2) *2 $65,800.............................................................#7080. EDGE: Arthur Dent (3-23-2) *2 $37,400........................................................#14281. EDGE: Andre Ki Kwon (35-56-19) *7 $217,200................................................#9082. Terd Ferguson (1-24) $19,600........................................................................#15683. BIGD: Draymond Green (108-132-27) *3 $654,600........................................#3884. Pon Farr (1-36) $23,300.................................................................................#16185. EDGE: Ward Nokkien (69-119-13) *7 $397,400..............................................#3086. EDGE: Kenni Koward (53-109-13) *8 $352,200...............................................#8787. RAGE: Statutory Ape (17-73-7) *3 $157,100.................................................#16288. Red Raider I (1-121) $16,900...........................................................................#4089. A*/E-X4/SASQ: Diegler’s Other Mom err I mean Dad

(40-171-11) *2 $425,200...................................................................................#590. Red Raider II (9-149-2) $38,800.......................................................................#6991. Hungry Howie (2-489) $89,900.......................................................................#5492. Jim of the Jungle (1-574) $79,400...................................................................#2293. Alvira Arrow (3-579-1) $25,200.......................................................................#4594. Patty Peterson (2-897-1) $139,400..................................................................#5595. Samuel B. Sorry (1-1,291) $115,600................................................................#1396. Sr. Xanderboch (1-1,298-1) $116,800..............................................................#1297. Interstellar Traveler (1-1,350) $153,500..........................................................#2198. Gunther (2-1,428) $164,600............................................................................#4399. Ivy League (2-1,670) $225,500........................................................................#14

100. Paul Hillman (1-1,964) $136,400.....................................................................#47101. Roy G. Beverly (1-1,991) $89,700....................................................................#17102. CB: Moe Ron (1-2,068) $258,700....................................................................#56103. Million $ Princess Tina DiBiase (0-944) $162,900...........................................#98104. Charlene the Hillbilly’s Daughter (0-1,031) $66,800.......................................#57105. FiFi Dupree (0-1,097) $2,400...........................................................................#60106. Wendell Smith (0-1,198) $85,200....................................................................#53107. Teddy Graham (0-1,267) $44,800....................................................................#52108. Jason Mason (0-1,512) $73,800.......................................................................#59109. Jack Zack (0-1,748) $95,700.............................................................................#46110. Chad “The Master of Disaster” Jones (0-1,808) $102,000..............................#48111. Joey “The Dark One” Lukas (0-1,808) $93,200................................................#61112. The Grim Leaper (0-1,848) $54,600.................................................................#49113. Sammy Scrubbo (0-1,869) $146,900...............................................................#50114. Burgermeister Meisterburger (0-1,870) $98,600............................................#58115. Mickey Deez (0-1,907) $240,600.....................................................................#62116. Big Bad Beetleborg (0-1,917) $159,200.............................................................#9117. Scrubbo the Clown (0-2,026) $175,400...........................................................#51118. Disgruntled IWA Security Guard (0-2,086) $248,400......................................#44119. CB: Artoo (0-2,298-1) $283,100.........................................................................#2

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XPLXPL Matches Matches 3

Card 1: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 16,350)

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen overpowered TAC: Arashikage at 4:43 (Palm Strike) by 100 (non-title).

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen pinned Big Bad Beetleborg at 10:15 (PalmStrike) by 35.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen won over LPPF: Creature of Habit at 29:12 (Sleeper) by 4 (non-title).

LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro bested SKOL: Submerger at 27:37 (Voice of Reason) by 2.

Too Tall Alfred overpowered Scrubbo the Clown at 5:57 (Ankle Lock) by 69.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys overpowered Mickey Deez at 6:31

(Pumphandle Slam) by 82.LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan tied IMT/LPPF: Lyle at 15:02 (No Con-

test).LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite and LPPF: Creature of Habit* destroyed LPPF:

Shadow Walker and IMT/LPPF: Lyle* at 29:22 (Superplex) by 4.Main event: LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite destroyed TAC: Arashikage at

7:06 (Headbutt) by 97.

Card 2: Held in Dover (Attendance: 17,457)

Jumpshot Joe Hobbs pinned TAC: Arashikage at 1:50 (Chickenwing) by 98.Too Tall Alfred annihilated Big Bad Beetleborg at 6:44 (Ankle Lock) by 38.LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen pinned All-Star Jim Mace at 29:52

(Sleeper) by 2 (non-title).DOD/ORDER: Mr. Amazing Jeremiah Brenner won over SKOL: Submerger at

29:52 (Hell Freezes Over) by 1.LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan annihilated Scrubbo the Clown at 6:55

(Chickenwing) by 66.TAC: Makashi destroyed IMT/LPPF: Tickle Me Pitbull at 28:03 (Vaapad) by 2.LPPF/TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja pinned IMT/LPPF: The Executioner at

27:21 (Sleeper) by 4 (non-title).LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite* and LPPF: Creature of Habit annihilated

DOD/ORDER: Black Lightning Joe Martin* and Mr. Amazing Jeremiah Bren-ner at 18:49 (Superplex) by 6.

Main event: LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite decked SKOL: Ironsaint at 34:42 (Superplex) by 3.

Card 3: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 16,593)

SKOL: Submerger bested TAC: Arashikage at 3:41 (Crescent Kick) by 94.LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan over Big Bad Beetleborg at 9:45 (Count

Out).YETI: Teddy Huxley over Sr. Xanderboch at 18:48 (Count Out).YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay won over Red Raider I at 7:06 (Crescent Kick) by 45.YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay won over Scrubbo the Clown at 2:40 (Superplex) by

143.IMT/LPPF: Max Violence won over DOD/ORDER: Trigger at 27:32 (Violence

Spike) by 4.LPPF/TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja bested IMT/LPPF: Lyle at 19:20

(Sleeper) by 6 (non-title).LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite and LPPF: Creature of Habit* pinned LPPF:

Twisted Sanity* and YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay at 15:47 (Superplex) by 6.Main event: TAC: Kageno Senshi won over LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite at

33:49 (Dakuasashon) by 1.

Card 4: Held in Rock Creek (Attendance: 15,743)

IMT/LPPF: Max Violence pinned TAC: Arashikage at 5:34 (Flying Dropkick) by 99.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay pinned Big Bad Beetleborg at 3:31 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 84.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay decked Sr. Xanderboch at 2:35 (Fallaway Slam) by 68.

SKOL: Ironsaint pinned Y: Kangaroo Kid Craig Kilroy at 28:47 (Twisted Cerebral) by 2.

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys over Scrubbo the Clown at 19:36 (Count Out).

IMT/LPPF: Max Violence destroyed Too Tall Alfred at 27:28 (Violence Spike) by 1.

IMT/LPPF: The Executioner drew TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys at 13:40 (Double Disqualification).

LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite and LPPF: Creature of Habit tied LPPF: Black Mass and IMT/LPPF: Sledgehammer at 6:10 (Double Count Out).

Main event: TAC: Kageno Senshi pinned LPPF: Creature of Habit at 42:19 (Dakuasashon) by 1.

Card 5: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 17,660)

IMT/LPPF: The Demonic Gourdman destroyed TAC: Arashikage at 4:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys over Big Bad Beetleborg at 3:44 (Count Out).

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay bested Samuel B. Sorry at 6:04 (Fallaway Slam) by 94.

YETI: “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay defeated SKOL: Ironsaint at 28:16 (Tallahassee Exclusive No. 2) by 3.

Too Tall Alfred over Teddy Graham at 5:27 (Count Out).YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay decked IMT/LPPF: Max Violence at 27:05 (Mug

Krusha) by 3 (non-title).IMT/LPPF: The Executioner pinned LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro at

27:52 (Guillotine Slam) by 1.LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite* and LPPF: Creature of Habit beat

LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro and Voice of the Voiceless* at 17:14 (Superplex) by 10.

Main event: TAC: Makashi drew TAC: Kageno Senshi at 18:56 (Double Count Out).

Card 6: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 21,822)

Syndicate: “American Gangster” David Mims annihilated TAC: Arashikage at 2:08 (European Uppercut) by 102.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen overpowered Ivy League at 5:33 (Palm Strike) by 87.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay bested Ivy League at 3:05 (Fallaway Slam) by 87.DOD/ORDER: The High Roller Paul Vegas overpowered SKOL: Ironsaint at 28:38

(Snake Eyes) by 1.YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay over Teddy Graham at 0:55 (Disqualification: used

rope to choke).Bankshot Harold outmuscled IMT/LPPF: Max Violence at 27:23 (Eagle Wing) by

3 (non-title).Southeast title: LPPF: Shadow Walker annihilated All-Star Jim Mace at 29:37

(Into the Night) by 1.LPPF: Shadow Walker and IMT/LPPF: Lyle* decked DOD/ORDER: Black Lightning

Joe Martin* and Mr. Amazing Jeremiah Brenner at 29:51 (Into the Night) by 2.

Main event: TAC: Kageno Senshi bested IMT/LPPF: Max Violence at 46:41 (Dakuasashon) by 1.

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Card 7: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 17,023)

IMT/LPPF: The Mighty Mockingbird outmuscled TAC: Arashikage at 1:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen defeated Roy G. Beverly at 6:23 (Palm Strike) by 83.

All-Star Jim Mace bested IMT/LPPF: Mike Mayhem at 29:10 (Blackhawk Splash) by 1.

IMT/LPPF: The Executioner overpowered SKOL: Ironsaint at 28:06 (Guillotine Slam) by 3.

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys annihilated Teddy Graham at 1:00 (Savate Kick) by 107.

IMT/LPPF: Max Violence overpowered LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Mari-naro at 29:12 (Violence Spike) by 1.

DOD/ORDER: Black Lightning Joe Martin won over IMT/LPPF: Lyle at 27:13 (Houston Hangover) by 1.

LPPF: Shadow Walker and IMT/LPPF: Lyle* bested LPPF: Twisted Sanity* and YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay at 28:17 (Into the Night) by 2.

Main event: TAC: Kageno Senshi destroyed IMT/LPPF: The Demonic Gourdman at 58:21 (Dakuasashon) by 4.

Card 8: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 22,683)

LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan defeated TAC: Arashikage at 0:53 (Chick-enwing) by 100.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen bested SKOL: Submerger at 18:42 (Sleeper) by 7 (non-title).

Too Tall Alfred annihilated Roy G. Beverly at 3:12 (Ankle Lock) by 86.LPPF: Creature of Habit beat SKOL: Ironsaint at 29:33 (Bad Habit) by 3.Too Tall Alfred destroyed Wendell Smith at 0:20 (Sunset Flip) by 163.Too Tall Alfred outmuscled IMT/LPPF: The Demonic Gourdman at 29:25 (Eagle

Wing) by 2.YETI: Cold-Blooded Matt Barr won over IMT/LPPF: Lyle at 28:33 (Whammy-

Barr) by 1.TV Tag-team titles: LPPF: Black Mass* and IMT/LPPF: Sledgehammer bested

LPPF: Shadow Walker* and IMT/LPPF: Lyle at 29:57 (Fade to Black) by 4.Main event: TAC: Kageno Senshi defeated IMT/LPPF: The Executioner at 46:02

(Dakuasashon) by 1.

Card 9: Held in Sioux Falls (Attendance: 24,374)

LPPF/TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja bested TAC: Arashikage at 1:45 (Palm Strike) by 100.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen annihilated Red Raider I at 6:51 (Palm Strike) by 38.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay destroyed Roy G. Beverly at 3:19 (Fallaway Slam) by83.

All-Star Jim Mace destroyed SKOL: Ironsaint at 27:02 (Blackhawk Splash) by 5.YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay annihilated Wendell Smith at 6:45 (Fallaway Slam)

by 64.LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan destroyed IMT/LPPF: The Demonic

Gourdman at 29:41 (Backbreaker) by 1.LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro defeated IMT/LPPF: Lyle at 29:24

(Voice of Reason) by 1.LPPF: Twisted Sanity* and YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay defeated IMT/LPPF:

Sledgehammer and LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro* at 28:53 (Downward Spiral) by 2.

Main event: All-Star Jim Mace overpowered TAC: Kageno Senshi at 34:37 (Blackhawk Splash) by 1.

Card 10: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 16,852)

IMT/LPPF: The Executioner outmuscled TAC: Arashikage at 0:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.

Central Plains title: LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen outmuscled SKOL: Ironsaint at 20:09 (Sleeper) by 7.

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys over Roy G. Beverly at 3:30 (Disqualifica-tion: razor in boot).

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay won over Gunther at 6:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 81.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys destroyed Wendell Smith at 7:24

(Pumphandle Slam) by 64.Pacific Northwest title: LPPF/TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja destroyed

IMT/LPPF: The Demonic Gourdman at 16:24 (Sleeper) by 7.LPPF: Creature of Habit destroyed LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro at

27:25 (Bad Habit) by 1.YETI: “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay, “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay*, and Cold-Blooded

Matt Barr outmuscled CB: Artoo, Disgruntled IWA Security Guard, and Scrubbo the Clown* at 2:38 (Slingshot Suplex) by 83.

Main event: All-Star Jim Mace overpowered SKOL: Submerger at 46:21 (Black-hawk Splash) by 5.

Card 11: Held in Athens (Attendance: 17,314)

TV title: IMT/LPPF: Lyle overpowered TAC: Arashikage at 4:00 (Savate Kick) by104.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen over Gunther at 9:50 (Count Out).IMT/LPPF: Stoned Freedom destroyed SKOL: Submerger at 28:36 (Spinebuster)

by 3.Too Tall Alfred annihilated Disgruntled IWA Security Guard at 1:33 (Ankle Lock)

by 101.YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay won over Hungry Howie at 3:24 (Ankle Lock) by

103.YETI: Cold-Blooded Matt Barr overpowered IMT/LPPF: The Demonic Gourdman

at 29:20 (Whammy-Barr) by 2 (Commissioner’s Choice, Xtreme dose).LPPF: Creature of Habit defeated Allen the Gymbuilder at 20:43 (Bad Habit) by

6.IMT/LPPF: Mike Mayhem*, Max Violence, and LPPF: Shadow Walker destroyed

IMT/LPPF: Tickle Me Pitbull*, DOD/ORDER: TC Rip, and IMT/LPPF: Money Mike Malone at 29:57 (Cradle Suplex) by 3.

Main event: All-Star Jim Mace overpowered IMT/LPPF: Lyle at 37:20 (Black-hawk Splash) by 4.

Card 12: Held in Pittsburgh (Attendance: 27,410)

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay won over TAC: Arashikage at 2:40 (Fallaway Slam) by 100.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen bested Disgruntled IWA Security Guard at5:17 (Palm Strike) by 98.

IMT/LPPF: Stoned Freedom pinned SKOL: Ironsaint at 29:36 (Spinebuster) by 3.LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite pinned Disgruntled IWA Security Guard at

6:32 (Headbutt) by 95 (non-title).YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay beat Patty Peterson at 4:28 (Fallaway Slam) by 75.LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro won over IMT/LPPF: The Demonic

Gourdman at 28:26 (Voice of Reason) by 2.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys over BNC/ORDER: Joseph Bloodstone at

10:04 (Disqualification: used powder).League Six-man titles: IMT/LPPF: Mike Mayhem*, Max Violence, and LPPF:

Shadow Walker defeated LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan*, LPPF: Twisted Sanity, and TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys at 29:20 (Super-plex) by 1.

Main event: All-Star Jim Mace destroyed Jumpshot Joe Hobbs at 39:34 (Black-hawk Splash) by 3.


Card 13: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 19,358)

LPPF: Creature of Habit outmuscled TAC: Arashikage at 5:47 (Savate Kick) by 97.LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen annihilated Jack Zack at 2:38 (Palm

Strike) by 67.YETI: Arik Aries won over Interstellar Traveler at 2:01 (Cross-Armbar) by 114.LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan bested Disgruntled IWA Security Guard

at 3:52 (Chickenwing) by 98.Too Tall Alfred decked CB: Moe Ron at 3:19 (Ankle Lock) by 96.Rocky Mountains title: DOD/ORDER: TC Rip destroyed IMT/LPPF: The Execu-

tioner at 28:22 (Face Eraser) by 2.TAC: Makashi beat IMT/LPPF: Sledgehammer at 28:20 (Vaapad) by 2.YETI: “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay, “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay*, and Cold-Blooded

Matt Barr pinned IMT/LPPF: Tickle Me Pitbull, DOD/ORDER: TC Rip*, and IMT/LPPF: Money Mike Malone at 27:08 (Doomsday Device) by 3.

Main event: All-Star Jim Mace destroyed LPPF/1VOICE: Voice of the Voiceless at53:12 (Blackhawk Splash) by 4.

Card 14: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 16,238)

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys defeated TAC: Arashikage at 0:43 (Pumphandle Slam) by 100 (non-title).

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen destroyed Paul Hillman at 5:07 (Palm Strike) by 73.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay annihilated Interstellar Traveler at 2:05 (Fallaway Slam) by 114.

LPPF/TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja annihilated Disgruntled IWA Security Guard at 6:38 (Palm Strike) by 98.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay defeated CB: Moe Ron at 2:07 (Fallaway Slam) by 93.

LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan pinned DOD/ORDER: Trigger at 28:23 (Backbreaker) by 2.

Mid-Atlantic title: Bankshot Harold pinned TAC: Makashi at 29:59 (Eagle Wing) by 2.

IMT/LPPF: Max Violence*, DOD/ORDER: Trigger, and LPPF: Black Mass annihi-lated LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite, LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro, and Voice of the Voiceless* at 27:22 (Random Violence) by 1.

Main event: Syndicate: Max Payne drew All-Star Jim Mace (Time Limit).

Card 15: Held in Compton (Attendance: 19,678)

IMT/LPPF: The Mighty Deadhead overpowered TAC: Arashikage at 1:31 (Cross-Armbar) by 101.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen annihilated Chad “The Master of Disas-ter” Jones at 6:03 (Palm Strike) by 94.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay over Jim of the Jungle at 27:27 (Count Out).YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay beat Disgruntled IWA Security Guard at 4:18 (Fall-

away Slam) by 98.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys bested CB: Moe Ron at 4:16 (Pumphandle

Slam) by 93.LPPF/TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja destroyed DOD/ORDER: Izzo the Ter-

rible at 29:30 (Sleeper) by 4.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys won over IMT/LPPF: The Mighty Dead-

head at 29:17 (Sunset Flip) by 2.LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan, LPPF: Twisted Sanity, and TM: “Mister

Mayhem” Saiga Genisys* decked YETI: “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay*, “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay, and Cold-Blooded Matt Barr at 29:46 (Backbreaker) by 1.

Main event: All-Star Jim Mace bested LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro at 52:56 (Blackhawk Splash) by 3.

Card 16: Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 24,307)

LPPF/1VOICE: Voice of the Voiceless outmuscled TAC: Arashikage at 2:51 (Sa-vate Kick) by 101.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen beat The Grim Leaper at 2:47 (Atomic LegDrop) by 148.

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys overpowered Jim of the Jungle at 3:08 (Pumphandle Slam) by 109.

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys outmuscled Disgruntled IWA Security Guard at 3:17 (Pumphandle Slam) by 98.

Too Tall Alfred beat Charlene the Hillbilly’s Daughter at 2:09 (Savate Kick) by 154.

DOD/ORDER: Izzo the Terrible drew LPPF: Creature of Habit at 1:05 (Double Count Out).

TAC: Makashi bested TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys at 29:26 (Vaapad) by1.

TV Six-man titles: LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan, LPPF: Twisted San-ity*, and TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys bested IMT/LPPF: Tickle MePitbull*, DOD/ORDER: TC Rip, and IMT/LPPF: Money Mike Malone at 28:36 (Backbreaker) by 4.

Card 17: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 27,352)

All-Star Jim Mace decked TAC: Arashikage at 3:13 (Chickenwing) by 98.LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen over Sammy Scrubbo at 11:06 (Count

Out).Jumpshot Joe Hobbs decked LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan at 29:38

(Gator Lock) by 1.YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay pinned Alvira Arrow at 3:49 (Ankle Lock) by 85.YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay bested Charlene the Hillbilly’s Daughter at 4:10

(Fallaway Slam) by 78.IMT/LPPF: The Executioner destroyed Y: Yuri the Yeti Epstein at 27:23 (Guillo-

tine Slam) by 4.All-Star Jim Mace beat YETI: Cold-Blooded Matt Barr at 29:51 (Blackhawk

Splash) by 3.

Card 18: Held in Trenton (Attendance: 15,629)

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen over CB: Artoo at 4:23 (Disqualification: used steel chair).

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen destroyed Scrubbo the Clown at 5:11 (Palm Strike) by 66.

LPPF/TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja overpowered Jumpshot Joe Hobbs at27:59 (Sleeper) by 5.

Too Tall Alfred won over Jack Zack at 6:40 (Ankle Lock) by 70.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys bested Charlene the Hillbilly’s Daughter at

0:28 (Savate Kick) by 154.LPPF: Creature of Habit decked Y: Yuri the Yeti Epstein at 28:16 (Bad Habit) by

4.All-Star Jim Mace defeated LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro at 27:07

(Blackhawk Splash) by 3.

Card 19: Held in Munich (Attendance: 24,027)

Too Tall Alfred over CB: Artoo at 3:36 (Disqualification: used belt to hit oppo-nent).

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen over Teddy Graham at 2:02 (Count Out).IMT/LPPF: The Demonic Gourdman pinned Dynamite Dave Sanders at 29:17

(Gourd Buster) by 3.YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay annihilated Jack Zack at 5:48 (Fallaway Slam) by 67.

6 XPLXPL Matches Matches

Too Tall Alfred defeated Burgermeister Meisterburger at 6:01 (Ankle Lock) by 77.

Too Tall Alfred over Million $ Princess Tina DiBiase at 2:47 (Disqualification: used powder).

TAC: Makashi defeated LPPF/1VOICE: Voice of the Voiceless at 28:52 (Vaapad) by 3.

Card 20: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 17,977)

LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite won over CB: Artoo at 0:59 (Backbreaker) by 151 (non-title).

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen outmuscled Wendell Smith at 4:23 (Palm Strike) by 64.

IMT/LPPF: The Executioner won over Dynamite Dave Sanders at 16:46 (Guillo-tine Slam) by 6.

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys destroyed Jack Zack at 7:06 (Pumphandle Slam) by 67.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay outmuscled Burgermeister Meisterburger at 6:42 (Fallaway Slam) by 74.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay pinned Million $ Princess Tina DiBiase at 4:16 (Fall-away Slam) by 59.

LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite and LPPF: Creature of Habit over TAC: Arashikage and Kageno Senshi at 4:39 (Count Out).

Card 21: Held in Brussels (Attendance: 26,962)

LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan annihilated CB: Artoo at 1:06 (Cradle Suplex) by 147.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen pinned CB: Moe Ron at 3:06 (Palm Strike)by 93.

Syndicate: Max Payne outmuscled SKOL: Ironsaint at 29:16 (Painkiller) by 5.Too Tall Alfred destroyed Paul Hillman at 3:05 (Ankle Lock) by 76.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys bested Burgermeister Meisterburger at

5:53 (Pumphandle Slam) by 74.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys pinned Million $ Princess Tina DiBiase at

7:43 (Pumphandle Slam) by 59.YETI: Arik Aries* and Teddy Huxley defeated CB: Artoo and Big Bad Beetleborg*

at 5:29 (Cradle Suplex) by 59.

Card 22: Held in Pretoria (Attendance: 23,087)

LPPF/TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja over CB: Artoo at 10:41 (Disqualifica-tion: razor in boot).

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen beat Charlene the Hillbilly’s Daughter at 2:29 (Flying Dropkick) by 154.

LPPF/TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja defeated Syndicate: Max Payne at 28:24 (Sleeper) by 2.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay destroyed Paul Hillman at 0:50 (Crescent Kick) by 101.

Too Tall Alfred annihilated Jason Mason at 3:54 (Sunset Flip) by 124.IMT/LPPF: Lyle overpowered Y: Flamboyant Phillip Flamingo at 28:01 (Super-

plex) by 4.YETI: Arik Aries* and Teddy Huxley outmuscled CB: Artoo* and Interstellar Trav-

eler at 2:11 (Cradle Suplex) by 121.

Card 23: Held in Panama City (Attendance: 19,808)

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay bested CB: Artoo at 2:42 (Superplex) by 153.LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen destroyed Burgermeister Meisterburger

at 5:58 (Palm Strike) by 74.

Great Lakes title: Syndicate: Max Payne won over LPPF: Creature of Habit at 27:06 (Painkiller) by 2.

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys pinned Paul Hillman at 0:47 (Rib Breaker) by 101.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay bested Jason Mason at 5:06 (Fallaway Slam) by 69.All-Star Jim Mace defeated Y: Flamboyant Phillip Flamingo at 21:43 (Blackhawk

Splash) by 8.LPPF: Twisted Sanity* and YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay bested CB: Artoo and

Disgruntled IWA Security Guard* at 2:50 (Sunset Flip) by 87.

Card 24: Held in Mayberry (Attendance: 17,459)

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys pinned CB: Artoo at 0:48 (Sleeper) by 152.LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen won over Jason Mason at 1:54 (Sleeper)

by 144.IMT/LPPF: Max Violence bested SKOL: Submerger at 28:06 (Violence Spike) by 3

(non-title).Too Tall Alfred annihilated Chad “The Master of Disaster” Jones at 2:20 (Ankle

Lock) by 97.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys over Jason Mason at 5:39 (Count Out).Syndicate: “American Gangster” David Mims tied All-Star Jim Mace at 6:55 (No

Contest).YETI: Arik Aries and Teddy Huxley over Big Bad Beetleborg and Interstellar Trav-

eler at 4:18 (Count Out).

Card 25: Held in Milan (Attendance: 26,895)

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen won over TAC: Kageno Senshi at 29:09 (Sleeper) by 3 (non-title).

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen over FiFi Dupree at 5:47 (Disqualification:manager in ring).

SKOL: Submerger tied IMT/LPPF: The Demonic Gourdman at 7:31 (Double Count Out).

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay bested Chad “The Master of Disaster” Jones at 6:16(Fallaway Slam) by 94.

Too Tall Alfred decked FiFi Dupree at 1:10 (Ankle Lock) by 101.IMT/LPPF: The Executioner annihilated Too Tall Alfred at 27:16 (Guillotine Slam)

by 1.LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite* and LPPF: Creature of Habit annihilated

Jumpshot Joe Hobbs and Too Tall Alfred* at 22:23 (Superplex) by 7.

Card 26: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 29,251)

TAC: Kageno Senshi overpowered Too Tall Alfred at 29:44 (Dakuasashon) by 2.LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen overpowered Joey “The Dark One” Lukas

at 1:51 (Superplex) by 99.Southwest title: Syndicate: “American Gangster” David Mims pinned SKOL:

Submerger at 29:58 (Snake Eyes) by 5.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys defeated Chad “The Master of Disaster”

Jones at 6:43 (Pumphandle Slam) by 94.YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay won over FiFi Dupree at 6:15 (Fallaway Slam) by 98.West Coast title: Too Tall Alfred overpowered IMT/LPPF: Lyle at 27:47 (Eagle

Wing) by 1.LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite and LPPF: Creature of Habit* overpowered

SKOL: Submerger and Ironsaint* at 27:48 (Superplex) by 5.

Card 27: Held in Naples (Attendance: 28,635)

TAC: Kageno Senshi outmuscled LPPF: Twisted Sanity at 27:48 (Dakuasashon) by 2.


LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen won over Mickey Deez at 4:06 (Palm Strike) by 82.

Too Tall Alfred decked SKOL: Submerger at 28:40 (Eagle Wing) by 2.Too Tall Alfred beat The Grim Leaper at 7:41 (Ankle Lock) by 67.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys over FiFi Dupree at 4:27 (Disqualification:

nail file).LPPF: Creature of Habit decked Too Tall Alfred at 27:03 (Bad Habit) by 1.LPPF: Shadow Walker and IMT/LPPF: Lyle* won over SKOL: Submerger and

Ironsaint* at 27:09 (Into the Night) by 1.

Card 28: Held in Detroit (Attendance: 17,726)

East Coast title: YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay defeated TAC: Kageno Senshi at 28:58 (Mug Krusha) by 2.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen pinned IMT/LPPF: Max Violence at 29:37 (Sleeper) by 4 (non-title).

LPPF/TM: “The Project” Sam McMillan destroyed SKOL: Submerger at 29:26 (Backbreaker) by 1.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay decked The Grim Leaper at 1:41 (Superplex) by 148.Too Tall Alfred beat Joey “The Dark One” Lukas at 6:30 (Sunset Flip) by 94.TAC: Makashi bested Too Tall Alfred at 28:38 (Vaapad) by 2.YETI: Arik Aries and Teddy Huxley* outmuscled Disgruntled IWA Security

Guard* and Mickey Deez at 3:45 (Cross-Armbar) by 76.

Card 29: Held in Crete (Attendance: 17,009)

TAC: Kageno Senshi outmuscled TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys at 29:47 (Dakuasashon) by 1.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen pinned IMT/LPPF: The Demonic Gourd-man at 19:06 (Sleeper) by 7 (non-title).

IMT/LPPF: Lyle decked SKOL: Submerger at 27:13 (Superplex) by 1.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys over The Grim Leaper at 5:48 (Count Out).YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay decked Joey “The Dark One” Lukas at 6:59 (Spineb-

uster) by 98.YETI: “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay drew IMT/LPPF: The Executioner at 6:41 (Dou-

ble Disqualification).LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite* and LPPF: Creature of Habit defeated Y:

Kangaroo Kid Craig Kilroy* and Flamboyant Phillip Flamingo at 15:11 (Super-plex) by 16.

Card 30: Held in Hiroshima (Attendance: 16,176)

TAC: Kageno Senshi won over LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro at 27:01 (Dakuasashon) by 2.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen over Million $ Princess Tina DiBiase at 6:36 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay won over SKOL: Submerger at 24:43 (Mug Krusha) by 6 (non-title).

Too Tall Alfred defeated Sammy Scrubbo at 4:24 (Ankle Lock) by 88.TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys defeated Joey “The Dark One” Lukas at

6:45 (Pumphandle Slam) by 52.YETI: “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay drew LPPF: Creature of Habit at 23:53 (Double

Disqualification).LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite* and LPPF: Creature of Habit pinned YETI:

Arik Aries* and Teddy Huxley at 27:22 (Superplex) by 5.

Card 31: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 24,318)

TAC: Kageno Senshi decked Allen the Gymbuilder at 15:54 (Dakuasashon) by 7.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen bested Too Tall Alfred at 27:17 (Sleeper) by 5.

LPPF: Black Mass overpowered SKOL: Submerger at 29:01 (Fade to Black) by 3.YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay annihilated Sammy Scrubbo at 6:10 (Fallaway Slam)

by 85.Too Tall Alfred beat Mickey Deez at 5:42 (Ankle Lock) by 85.TAC: Makashi pinned YETI: “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay at 29:18 (Vaapad) by 1.LPPF: Shadow Walker* and IMT/LPPF: Lyle outmuscled YETI: Arik Aries* and

Teddy Huxley at 27:08 (Into the Night) by 1.

Card 32: Held in Malta (Attendance: 16,116)

IMT/LPPF: Money Mike Malone annihilated TAC: Kageno Senshi at 27:25 (Sleeper) by 1.

LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen pinned IMT/LPPF: Lyle at 15:41 (Sleeper) by 6 (non-title).

IMT/LPPF: The Mighty Deadhead bested SKOL: Submerger at 29:02 (Acid Drop DDT) by 1.

TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys over Sammy Scrubbo at 3:02 (Count Out).YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay overpowered Mickey Deez at 5:56 (Fallaway Slam)

by 82.All-Star Jim Mace destroyed IMT/LPPF: The Mighty Mockingbird at 27:10

(Blackhawk Splash) by 3.LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite and LPPF: Creature of Habit* defeated Too

Tall Alfred and Allen the Gymbuilder* at 22:57 (Superplex) by 9.

Battle RoyalBattle Royal

Held in Tuscaloosa (Attendance: 27,859)

SKOL: Submerger received $1,000 when YETI: Cold-Blooded Matt Barr threw him out of the ring.

YETI: Cold-Blooded Matt Barr gained $1,100 after getting flipped out by SKOL: Ironsaint and DOD/ORDER: Trigger.

YETI: Arik Aries pocketed $1,200 when he got hurled out by YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay and DOD/ORDER: The High Roller Paul Vegas.

YETI: “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay was paid $1,300 in imaginary money when DOD/ORDER: Izzo the Terrible tossed him between the ropes.

IMT/LPPF: Stoned Freedom snatched $1,400 when SKOL: Ironsaint threw him outside the ring.

DOD/ORDER: Trigger snatched $1,500 when he got flung out by LPPF/1VOICE: Voice of the Voiceless.

SKOL: Ironsaint picked up $1,600 after IMT/LPPF: Lyle and YETI: Teddy Huxley flung him over the top rope.

IMT/LPPF: Lyle collected $1,700 after he got thrown out by YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay.

LPPF/1VOICE: Voice of the Voiceless received $1,800 in imaginary earnings when DOD/ORDER: The High Roller Paul Vegas catapulted him over the top rope.

DOD/ORDER: Izzo the Terrible was awarded $1,900 after getting thrown out by YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay.

DOD/ORDER: The High Roller Paul Vegas won a quick $2,000 when he got cata-pulted out by LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro.

YETI: Teddy Huxley pocketed $2,100 when he was hurled outside the ring by YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay.

YETI: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay snatched $2,200 after getting thrown out by LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro.

LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro was the winner of the battle royal and its $30,000 prize.

1. Ankle Lock..................272. Arm Drag Takedown...183. Arm Wrench...............204. Atomic Drop...............145. Back Elbow Smash.....246. Bear Hug....................157. Big Boot.....................148. Bodyslam...................139. Bulldog.......................18

10. Catapult.....................2111. Chair Shot..................1912. Chickenwing...............2513. Chokeslam.................2214. Clothesline...................615. Crescent Kick..............2616. Cross-Armbar.............3017. Double Axehandle........918. Dropkick.....................1219. Eagle Split....................720. Elbow Smash................121. Enzuigiri.......................922. European Uppercut....2923. Eye Gouge..................1124. Face Rake...................1125. Fallaway Slam.............2926. Flying Body Press.......1227. Flying Dropkick...........2728. Flying Elbow Drop........529. Forearm Smash............830. Full Nelson.................10

61. Atomic Leg Drop........4562. Backbreaker...............4563. Big Splash...................3764. Boston Crab...............3765. Brainbuster................4066. Camel Clutch..............3967. Cobra Clutch..............4268. Cradle Suplex.............4169. Cutter.........................3870. DDT............................4071. Death Valley Driver....3972. Diving Headbutt.........3873. Figure Four.................3474. Gorilla Press Slam......3275. Gourdbuster...............3676. Guillotine Choke.........3177. Hurricanrana..............3178. Moonsault..................3679. Neckbreaker...............3480. Piledriver....................3381. Powerbomb...............3282. Powerslam.................3583. Scorpion Deathlock....3384. Sleeper.......................4485. Slingshot Suplex.........4286. Spear..........................3587. Spinebuster................4388. Stunner......................4389. Sunset Flip..................4190. Superplex...................44

31. Hammerlock..............2332. Headbutt....................2533. Headlock....................2434. Hip Toss......................1735. Irish Whip...................1536. Knee Drop..................2037. Knee Lift.....................2138. Knife-Edge Chop.........1739. Lariat..........................1340. Leg Sweep..................1941. Low Blow...................2242. Mongolian Chop........1643. Monkey Flip...............1644. Mounted Punches......1045. Palm Strike.................2846. Pumphandle Slam......3047. Rear Naked Choke........448. Rib Breaker.................2649. Rope Burn....................250. Savate Kick.................2851. Shoulder Block.............652. Shoulder Breaker.........353. Side Slam...................2354. Snapmare.....................155. Spinning Back Fist........856. Step-Over Toe Hold......757. Suplex..........................258. Tree of Woe Kicks.........459. Turnbuckle Smash........360. Wristlock......................5

Count Out: Count Out: 1717

Disqualification:Disqualification:2828

Moments Ago (Video w/ commentary from Ezekiel Gotti): Backstage, “Jelly Cake”Jerry Flay is shown, in search of Modesty, who has been “apprehended” by Max Payne. He opening several doors in the backstage area, searching high and low, to no avail. Soon thereafter, he is met up by Twisted Sanity, who has a list of tag team names that he wants Flay to check out. Flay is annoyed and scene fades to apromotional break.

It's finally here! The next top IWA league, where the “Xtreme” injects the poison into the competition. The unveiling of a new breed of entertainment is here! The Xtreme Poison League is your league, and it's time to inject that lethal dose of pure competition! This is our ultimate mission! -Commissioner Venom Scott

Introduction Promo: With the XPL's fate resting in the palms of Commissioner Venom Scott's hands, the ratings and anticipation of theXtreme Dose ™ is through the roof, proving that the league of xtreme is still the “driving” force of the Iron Federation. With XPL Epilogue ™ on the horizon, World Heavyweight Champion Max Payne has the biggest

target on his back, with the entire league watching him. Will he survive the wrath of Paul Vegas? Stay tuned!

Did you know that one of Commissioner Venom Scott's ideas, was to have the XPL showcased as a voice-over animation of some sort, about a decade ago? He opted not to go further with the

project, because he did not have enough time, to get it off the ground.

TRASHTALK MATTERS IN THE LEAGUE OFTRASHTALK MATTERS IN THE LEAGUE OFXTREME!XTREME!

Since the birth of the Xtreme Poison League, XPL Management has driven it's managers to trash talk on a consistent basis! XPL Management has a new way of pushing you all to the “Xtreme” by promoting the fact that “trash talk matters in the league of Xtreme”! Championship matches and positions on the pay per view and “XD” cards will be based on 3 aspects from here on out! Being active, trash talking, and winning! It's time to prove to the rest of the Imaginary Wrestling Association that there is no league better, tougher, or more “Xtreme” than the XPL! XPL Management is counting on YOU!

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Ezekiel Gotti: Hello wrestling fans, welcome to another prime time night of professional wrestling, here in the league of xtreme! I am Ezekiel Gotti, alongside Cameron Judas, for a night of epic proportions. We have just gotten word prior to going LIVE, that 3 members of the Triple Threat World Tag Team Title Match will be in action tonight, and those men are Voice of the Voiceless, Creature of Habit, & Twisted Sanity. It shouldbe one helluva match! Cameron Judas: Indeed it should be, and all of the top stars are here tonight, including the XPL World Heavyweight Champion Max Payne. EG, we learned last cycle, that there will not be a Fatal 4-way for the title. Instead, Max Payne will now defend the strap against “the High Roller” Paul Vegas. Talk about an opportunity of a lifetime! Ezekiel Gotti: Contenders are lined up a mile away CJ, and the XPL proves to have the most prestigious World Title in the land, and it's still the hardest one to obtain. Cameron Judas: We have so much to cover in tonight's telecast, including an updated card for the Epilogue™ pay per view, and the results of the Commissioner's Top 10! That's to come, but right now, it's time for our Triple Threat Match!

Triple Threat Match: Tag Team Preview!Voice of the Voiceless ©

Creature of HabitTwisted Sanity

The match begins with all three men in the ring. The referee signals for the bell, and Twisted Sanity goes after VOV, and backs him into a corner. He nails him with several shots to the midsection, until VOV shoves him in the clutches of Habit, who takes him down with a full nelson slam. Habit then goes for a clothesline on VOV, who gets his foot up, and nails him in the jaw. Voice powers out of the corner for a clothesline on Habit, but he ducks, and VOV takes out Sanity as he gets to his feet. Sanity is turned inside out and the fans go nuts! VOV is in firm control of the match and goes for the pin. 1...2...no! Habit breaks the pin attempt by kicking VOV in the back of the head. He pulls VOV up and tosses him over the ropes. VOV hits the floor hard and Habit goes after Sanity. He sends Sanity into the ropes and goes for a big boot.

Sanity ducks it, leaps on the 2nd rope, and springboard dropkicks his opponent. Habit falls against the ropes. He goes for a clothesline on Sanity, but Sanity takes him down with a drop toe hold, showing off his speed. He stands, goes to the ropes, and nails him with a legdrop. He goes for the pin and gets a count of two.

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Habit pulls himself up on the apron. Sanity tries to knock him off of the apron, but Habit nails him with a sideelbow, and chokeslams him to the canvas. He enters the ring and does the cutthroat signal. He pulls Sanity up by the throat, and does the same with a VOV, and goes for a double chokeslams. Out comes Jerry Flay, who slides into the ring, and spears Habit. Twisted Sanity nails VOV with a kick to the groin and the referee signals for the bell. The fans erupt, as Chris “the Kydd” Marinaro runs out, and begins to clean house. He takes down Sanity. Then Habit. He nails Flay! Out runs Tickle Me Pitbull. He doesn't come empty handed, but is wielding a steel chair, and comes to the ring to clean house. He nails Marinaro in the midsection. He whacks VOV across the back! He turns around, and gets super-kicked, by the new tandem of Flay & Sanity! Flay takes the chair and gives a shot to Creature of Habit. The un-named tandem stands tall, motioning around their waist, that they are perhaps the soon to be XPL World Tag Team Champions. (The wild and chaotic scene cuts to the backstage area.)

Backstage, Cold-Blooded Matt Barr is being separated by XPL security, after spotting the Demonic Gourdman in a secluded area backstage. Gourdman is laughing demonically, but Barr doesn't find

anything funny, as he tries to get through security. Barr tells Gourdman that they will main event next cycle's Xtreme Dose ™, just one cycle before Epilogue ™. Gourdman isn't being held back by security, and punches Barr in the face, prompting security to take action. The wild scene fades to black.

(Standing inside of the squared circle, is the more darker & sinister trio, known as the Arashikage Clan. The crowd is still seemingly on their side, but faintly, you can still hear the mixture of boos. Arashikage, the reigning Xtreme Television Champion, takes a microphone and begins to speak.)

Arashikage: “American Gangster” David Mims, you have a date with destiny, and it won't be pretty. Your destiny is to get in the ring with me, look like a million bucks, and fall to the greatest to ever do it! You may have been victorious in the Junkyard Classic ™, but let's face it, you won it on a technicality! In other words, luck saved your a**, but it won't be around when Epilogue ™ gets here. Not only will I retain my title, but I will win the Commissioner's Top 10, and I will go on to win the XPL World Heavyweight Championship! Whether it be against Max Payne, or Paul Vegas, my destiny will finally be fulfilled! (Arashikage's arrogance doesn't sit well with the fans, and now the boos are cutting through the cheers, but the champion doesn't care what their opinions are. He passes the microphone to Makashi.)

Makashi: Cold-Blooded Matt Barr, if you can pull it off, I will say that you have deserved it! I mean, challenging Gourdman just one cycle before our match is pretty stupid, considering that you aren't capable of beating me at 100%. Whatever is left of you at Epilogue ™, I'm going to scoop you up, and drop you on your head. It's an easy win for me! (Makashi passes the microphone to Kageno Senshi.)

Kageno Senshi: Nicholas Rysen, you have something that I want, and that is theX-Contenderz Championship! I want stop until I get it. In fact, none of us willstop, until we have all of the gold around here! We are the baddest faction in theXPL, and no one stands a chance to us, not even the Tombstone Masterz! (Thecrowd begins to boo even louder now.) We have stated our peace and this isyour fair warning! The Arashikage Clan is going to reign over this league, and anew era is ushering in, whether you like it or not! (Kageno Senshi tosses themicrophone to the canvas, and all three men walk to the ropes, where theyexit to the apron. The lights in the Xtreme Arena ™ go dim, and the Poison-Tron illuminates in static, with an iconic logo bolstering on it's screen. Thecrowd is shocked and stunned, as the camera catches a fan uttering thewords “holy sh*t”, as they all cheer in unison.)

Halloween Match: #1 Contender for the American Championship:The Demonic Gourdman

Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys

Singles Match:TM/LPPF: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja

“That Dude” Paul Pratt

World Tag Team Championships:LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “the Kydd” Marinaro © & LPPF/1VOICE: Voice of the Voiceless ©

Tickle Me Pitbull & Creature of HabitWWW: “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay & Twisted Sanity

X-Contenderz Championship Match: LPPF/TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen ©

TAC: Kageno Senshi

XPL American Championship Title: TAC: Makashi ©

Cold-Blooded Matt Barr

Xtreme Television Championship Match:TAC: Arashikage ©

American Gangster David Mims(Winner faces the Dynamic Dragonite on the following Xtreme Dose ™ LIVE)

XPL World Heavyweight Championship Title: No DQ!SYNDICATE: Max Payne © The High Roller Paul Vegas

(Backstage, the Mighty Deadhead is shown, standing in front of a camera. He looks into the lens and begins to speak.)

The Mighty Deadhead: Well, well, well, it seems that the most important wrestler on the roster, does not have a match for Epilogue ™. This is still in fact, the best era that the XPL has ever seen, the Deadhead Era. Jerry Flay, when it's all said and done, you will still have to face me in the ring. I am not done with you, not by a long shot, and I will be the one to shut your mouth! Max Payne, you have something that belongs to me, and you are not competent enough to be carrying the gold. Just like Flay, your time with me is coming, and I will once again become the XPL World Heavyweight Champion. Ow Fat Daddy!

(In another part of the Xtreme Arena ™, Maury Po'Bitch, the Mighty Mockingbird, Miss Nasty, “Pain's Pleasure” Passion Karolina, and a hobbled Chris “the Kydd” Marinaro are shown. Maury finally pulls out the legit DNA results for Chris “the Kydd” Marinaro, revealing that he is indeed 99.9%... NOT the father of Miss Nasty's baby. This prompts Karolina to get in the face of Miss Nasty, and she smacks Miss Nasty square in the face, bringing her to tears. Mockingbird yells to Marinaro, “get your b*tch”, as the surprising conclusion comes to an end, eliminating Marinaro altogether.)

Xtreme Dose ™ following Epilogue:

The Dynamic Dragonite will take on the winner of the Arashikage/David Mims TV Title Match! Max Payne or the High Roller Paul Vegas will take on the winner of the Commissioner's Top 10!

*** If Arashikage is retains his TV Title at Epilogue ™ & wins the Commissioner's Top 10, thenhe will receive his World Title Match on the Xtreme Dose ™ LIVE, and defend the TV Title at a

later date! ***

WORLD SERIES POINT:1. Arashikage 170 points.

2. Chris “the Kydd” Marinaro 130 points3. Max Payne 130 points.

In a rare situation, Chris “the Kydd” Marinaro and Max Payne has once again resulted in a TIE,which will prompt the World Series to continue! In the event of a TIE for a 3rd cycle in a row,

Commissioner Venom Scott will indeed award the number one contenders spot for the XPL WorldHeavyweight Championship, to Arashikage! Arashikage is currently holding a massive 40 pointlead over the remaining competitors, and for the 2nd time in a row, could be the winner of the

World Series! Stay tuned for next cycle's results!

(Backstage, Commissioner Venom Scott is shown, getting acquainted by the Y stable, as all of their members make themselves known. Scott shakes their hands and welcomes them to the league of xtreme. Epstein,

Kilroy, and Flamingo all make themselves at home, inside of the commissioner's office. Sara Khan is shown in the background with a smile on her face. She knows that this is just the beginning of an epic run for Y, in the Xtreme Poison League. The scene cuts to a promotional segment.)

Wrestler Quotes & the Commissioner's Pick for Best Trashtalk!

(5 Free Matches)

“Demonic Gourdman, I have called you out pumpkin man. I have walked on your grave. You cower like a frighten child afraid of the monster under your bed. Where is that legendary fierceness that many claimed you had? Was it a myth? Smoke and mirrors for the paying slobs in the stands? Has the Demon’s head become a princess? I have stricken fear in your heart Gourdy. Your attack on me just proves that I have gotten under your skin”. -Cold-Blooded Matt Barr

SS: We are here at the Arena where a homeless man… OD: The Dude’s not homeless, you BEEEEEP!!! SS: As far as I have been told, the homeless man hasnot demanded anything but to be let into the XPL event. We are not clear if there are any hostages or casualties at this point. OD: The Dude is an XPL wrestler, man! We will not stand for this oppression, man! The Dude is being wrongly accused! Voice Over: It does not look good for our hero! Thismight be one event The Dude will miss. -Paul Pratt's trashtalk

Notable Mentions: Marinaro,”Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay, Max Payne, the Mighty Deadhead, the Demonic Gourdman, Makashi, Twisted Sanity, Kageno Senshi, the Dynamic Dragonite, Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen, the Mighty Mockingbird, and “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys.

Winner of 5 FREE Matches:”The Original Dude”Paul Pratt

Venom Scott's Rumor Mill:

-Is RUNXT coming back?

-XPL Epilogue ™ could very well be the last pay per view for the league of xtreme!

-Who will be winner of Commissioner Venom Scott's Top 10? It's looking mighty close!

-Check out the archives at www.xplvenom.proboard.com

Pound for Pound: The XPL's Top Standouts: $50,000 prize!

3: TAC: Makashi is the XPL Mid-Atlantic Champion and the XPL Battle Royal winner! Awesome!•

2: TAC: Arashikage is #2 for winning the XPL TV Championship! He is always amazing!

1: LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite is the XPL League Champion and 1 half of the XPL League Tag Team Champions! What a feat for an XPL Hall of Fame star!

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(Standing inside of the squared circle, is none other than theleader of the Tombstone Masterz, “the Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja. He has a microphone in his hand, and begins to call out the XPL newcomer, “the Original Dude” Paul Pratt.Raja goes on a rant, calling himself “that dude”, and throws a few insults at Paul Pratt. He is cut off by a familiar theme, but it's obvious that it isn't Pratt coming out, as the Xtreme Arena ™ glows in orange. Out comes the Demonic Gourdman, hoping to exact some revenge on Raja from last cycle's locker room attack, and makes it inside of the ring. Raja wants to escape the ring, but Gourdman is right up on him, and he has nowhere to go. Out of nowhere, Genisys & McMillan climb into the ring, and attack Gourdman from behind. A 3 on 1 assault ensues, until Paul Pratt is shown on the Poison-Tron, standing in the parking lot. Raja exits the ring and goes to pursue Pratt. Gourdman mounts a

comeback, and begins to take out Genisys & McMillan, bringing the fans to their feet. Both members of the Tombstone Masterz are standing dazed in the middle of the ring, when all of a sudden, “blood” descends from the rafters. They are drenched, as the lights in the Xtreme Arena™ go out, and the Demonic Gourdman is nowhere to be found!)

(After a brief recession, Ezekiel Gotti is shown standing inside of the ring, with the participants of the upcoming XPL World Heavyweight Championship Title Match. On one side of the table stands “the High Roller” Paul Vegas, and on the other side, is the World Champion Max Payne. Surprisingly so, Modesty is standing near Max Payne, but she isn't looking “herself” tonight. Ezekiel Gotti speaks on the microphone and mentions that the World Title Match is now a No Disqualification Match. The match somewhat favors the champion, but Paul Vegas is no stranger to matches, where rules do not apply. He a “high roller”, a gambler, and man who takeschances with everything that he does. The contract is signed by both parties, and Vegas flips the table, getting right in the face of the champion. Ezekiel Gotti quickly escapes the ring, and the competitors of the World Title match, begin to brawl out of uncontrollably. Modesty gets behindVegas and uppercuts him in the groin. He falls to his knees, and she reaches in her top, and pulls out a syringe. She hands it to Max Payne, who pulls off the safety tip, and sticks Vegas in the neck with it. Vegas begins to fade, but not before Payne lifts him in the air, and chokeslams him through the table. Payne stands tall with Modesty in his arms. The end credits roll across the screen and the Xtreme Dose ™ LIVE goes off the air.)

RANKINGS WILL BE UPDSTED NEXT CYCLE!!!

League of Xtreme Rankings: The NEW Emphasis on Participation!

XPL League Championship Title

20 Points when you win or successfully defend the championship title.

XPL World Heavyweight Championship Title


XPL Television Championship Title


XPL American Championship Title


Regional Championship Title

5 Points each cycle that youhold a championship title.

Xtreme TV Championship Title


XPL League Tag /World Tag Team Championship Titles

5 points for each cycle that you hold the titles. 5 extra ifyou retain.

XPL X-Contenderz Championship Title


XPL TV Tag Team Championship Titles

5 Points for each cycle that you hold this championship title.

XPL Vixens Championship Title


XPL League Six-Man Championship Titles

5 Points for each cycle that you the titles. 5 extra if you retain.

Xtreme Dose, Signs of Chaos, Vixens United, TRASHTALK, &/or Pay Per View Victory

5 Points for each victory on any of these programs.

XPL TV Six-Man Tag Team Championship Titles

5 Points for each cycle that you hold this championship title.

XPL League Battle Royal Victory

5 Points for winning the league's battle royal match.

XPL World Heavyweight Champion: SYNDICATE: Max Payne © 75 points.#1 Contender:

(1) LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “the Kydd” Marinaro 105 points(2) TAC: Arashikage 115 points(3) TAC: Makashi 110 points(4) YETI: Jelly Cake Jerry Flay 85 points(5) TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen 80 points(6) TAC: Kageno Senshi 80 points(7) IMT/MEDS: The Mighty Deadhead 60 points.(8) LPPF/1VOICE: Voice of the Voiceless 55 points.(9) IMT/MEDS: The Mighty Mockingbird 55 points.(10) LPPF/TM: The Dynamic Dragonite 55 points(11) Bankshot Harold 40 points.

(12) Too Tall Alfred 40 points(13) Dynamite Dave Sanders 35 points

XPL Television Championship: (Your participation and trash-talking will determine who stays and goes in thisdivision. Your time to make an impact on your career begins here!)

XPL Television Champion: Arashikage © 115 points.#1 Contender: SYNDICATE: “American Gangster” David Mims 35 points.

(1) Bankshot Harold 45 points(2) TM: “The Bloodline Itch” Eddie Raja 45 points.(3) IMT/MEDS: The Executioner 30 points.(4) LPPF: Creature of Habit 25 points.(5) DOD/ORDER: TC Rip 10 points.(6) BNC/ORDER: The Bogger From Mogger Swamp 5 points.(7) IMT/MEDS: King Karnage 5 points(8) IMT/MEDS: Money Mike Malone 5 points(9) IMT/MEDS: Mike Mayhem 5 points

X-Contenderz Championship: (These rankings are limited to those who are solely in the X-Division. Singles championship wins adds points to your total. Trash-talk that promotes your current angle adds 5 points to your total each cycle. Managers are limited to two wrestlers to participate in this division. If you want to be included with these awesome high flying technical brawlers, let the Commissioner know! These grapplers are stars who are mid-card level talent, and who are not currently vying for the XPL World Heavyweight Title.)

X-Contenderz Championship: TM: Nicholas “the Flood” Rysen © 85 points#1 Contender:TAC: Makashi 110 points

.(1) LPPF/TM: “Mister Mayhem” Saiga Genisys 70 points(2) Jumpshot Joey Hobbs 35 points.(3) DOD/ORDER: The High Roller Paul Vegas 35 points(4) SYNDICATE: “American Gangster” David Mims 35 points.(5) LPPF/MEDS: Creature of Habit 25 points.

XPL American Championship: The highest ranked championship exclusively defended on Signs of Chaos. Get on over to Signs of Chaos and contact the hottest GM in the game Christopher “Mr. CEO” Chaos and let it be known that you're the next big thing in league of xtreme wrestling!

XPL American Champion: TAC: Makashi © 110 points.#1 Contender: Cold-Blooded Matt Barr 25 points.

(1) IMT/MEDS: The Demonic Gourdman 75 points.(2) Dynamite Dave Sanders © 30 points(3) LPPF/MEDS: Twisted Sanity 30 points.(4) IMT/MEDS: Tickle Me Pitbull 10 points.(5) Allen the Gymbuilder 10 points.(6) DOD/ORDER: Trigger 5 points.(7) BNC/ORDER: Joseph Bloodstone 5 points.(8) BNC/ORDER: Brutal Billy Coolidge 5 points.

XPL World Tag Team Championships: LPPF/1VOICE: Chris “The Kydd” Marinaro and LPPF/1VOICE: Voice of the Voiceless 10 points.#1 Contenders: TBA

(1) Tickle Me Pitbull & Creature of Habit (IMT/MEDS) 10 points.(2) TAC: Kageno Senshi and TAC: Makashi(3) LPPF: Twisted Sanity & WWW:”Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay

Well, well, well....it looks like the commissioner's bias towards me continues. What exactly is your

deal, comish? First you totally ignore my attempts to get put into the TV title picture, even after all of

the victories I have accumulated over the other "contenders"....then you notice this new team on the

rise, with myself and Jerry Flay. Instead of embracing us as one of the better teams to come around

here in a long time, injecting some life into the tag team division, you decide to try to drive a wedge

between us. You go out and force us to compete against each other, in hopes of breaking us up, before

the inevitable happens. Well, guess what? It didn't work! It may have been the reason we lost our TV

tag titles, but this team isn't going anywhere! As a matter of fact, the new name of Twisted J.C. will be

the world tag team champions! You can try to drive a wedge between us, but all you will do is make us

stronger! You did this comish! I hope you're ready, because Twisted J.C. will take those precious world

tag team titles from your corporate goons, and we WILL show the world why this team was put

together!! ~Twisted Sanity

Hit the music: Sunshine Superman by Donovan.

Out comes the gyrating hips of one femme fatale extradonaire, manageress Sara Khan.

“What up, little XPL hipsters and groupies? Yeah, it’s me. The one and only Sara Khan of the

Yachtsmen stable. And I’m jamming to some good music. Not that crap most of you listen to on the

radio these days. And definitely not any of the theme music some of you on the XPL roster choose to

use as your entrance song. It makes me shudder just to think of the Voice of the Voiceless staggering

down to the ring to the sounds of No Doubt’s “Don’t Speak”. A perfect track that fits his talkative

personality, no doubt. You took a loss to the Yeti, oh voiceforeous one. The match was far from

complex. It was so easy, a caveman could do it. That should shut you up for at least a cycle or two. A

great conversationalist you are. Next: Too Tall Alfred, Jumpshot and crew, I hope you considered my

invitation seriously. I see other teams forming alliances and it may turn into a numbers game

eventually. The Y stable could use a few sidekicks. Speaking of sidekicks, the Arashikage Clan sure

can put on a show, can’t they? With all those high flying stunts and pyrotechnics lights displays...

hanging by the rafters, looking down upon us like angels in heaven. Oh blessed are we, those that seek

the fruits of salvation. For surely blood will spill upon the earth as thine art my sworn enemy.

Galatians. 17th century. I want to play a game, Arashikage. Thou art intriguing to me. The

Yachtsmen are a life devoted to kingship, and as the stables very own queen I’d like nothing more than

to declare “off with their head!”

Decapitation. That’s what we’ll call this game.

Make a move. It’s your turn.”

Sunshine Superman lyrics slowly regain volume as Sara Khan begins humming along.

Scene ends.

Mighty Deadhead says:

Hey Fat Daddy! I heard Modesty is the father of Miss Nasty's baby. I knew she had some hidden stuff

down there. Jerry boy is into that kind of stuff though. Flay Flay if you want to fight then the Mighty

one is always ready.

Demonic Gourdman says:

The Pumpkin man does not care if it's Billy Bob, Jim Bob, Joe Bob, or any other McMillan. I will

destroy you all and become American champion once again!!!

“Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay back in the hallway of the Rio de Janeiro famed Carloca Arena, he’s texting and drinking a can of TAB when Twisted Sanity sneaks up behind him and looks over his shoulder. Suddenly Sanity leaps out from behind him and scares Flay, who out of fear throws his phone at him. Twisted cocks his head from side to side while he talks, “What? What the what?” Flay, “We lost the Television Tag Team Championships to…to…to Shadow Walker and Lyle!!” Twisted, “You’re blaming me? I just checked – it takes two.” Sanity holds two fingers up to Flays face, “and I wasn’t the one that got pinned.” Flay shoves the fingers out of his face, while Sanity continues, “Ooooooo-something got under your skin or pepper in your underwear? Little itchy?” Commissioner Venom Scott pops out from behind the plastic potted plants and yells, “Bout tiiiiiiime!” Flay spins on his heels to face the Commissioner, “what?” Scott, “Jelly Cake vs. Sanity – RIGHT NOW! Let’s get it on!” Sanity skips by Flay, “See you in the ring Jell-O-cup, tootles!” Later… (Match joined in progress) Flay is about to put Sanity away with his trademark move, the Banana Clip when he’s distracted by the appearance of a clock counting down on the Poison-Tron, giving Sanity an open opportunity to hit the Downward Spiral and the pinfall. After Twisted Sanity leaves the ring, Jerry Flay just sits in the center of the squared circle with his head in his hands. He is given a house microphone. Sitting there for a few moments before picking up the mic, he begins to mumble, “What the…hades was that?…by my tag team partner…MY Commissioner..” In the background the clock continues to tick away, while Rob Zombie’s “P**sy Liquor” plays, when “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay steps out from the back with microphone in hand. “Dear brother – don’t be Judas…don’t martyr – it is so unbecoming of our family name.” Jerry gets off the mat and turns to face his brother at the end of the aisle, Sinclair with s sickening smile says, “You want something that they cannot provide. Come home…and all past sins will be forgiven.” Jerry gives a look of disdain while Sinclair continues to grin, “No words – brother? You know you want to come home. I can feel it in your heart. Time is ticking – tick…tock…tick….tock.” Sinclair turns to leave, “Mom and Dad would want us to build a snowman, dear brother.” Exiting the arena, the crowd looks on confused, and Jerry throws the microphone down and storms out of the ring.

Rob Zombie’s “P**sy Liquor” plays while a clock appears on the Poison-Tron, when the mysterious brother of the

Choice of the XPL Generation, “The Dapper” Sinclair Flay enters the Poison Dome in Tokyo, Japan. The crowd

show their respect by clapping as he makes his way down to the ring. Climbing into the ring he takes a microphone

and waits as the music fades.

“Painting with broad strokes, a gap to far to bridge...longevity has

not been the test of time for you brother. But you were always the

flamboyant one...nothing practical ever conceived in your notions.

That is why you fail...that is why you are not XPL World

champion. Tick...tock, the clock strikes a quarter to the hour and

you are no closer to being XPL World champion, than the day you

started to walk. Mom & Dad had such high hopes for you...little

did they realize that I would be the one to reach beyond the stars

and burn your world to the ground. But alas, it necessary to gain

proper perspective at this crucial juncture. See brother, how can

you succeed without failure? Without losing everything that you

have built up in your mind as the way things should be. I say

should, there is an amount of pain that accompanies removing the

stain of rose-colored glasses from your field of vision. When a

man knows great loss, he knows great success. Dear brother that is

what I want for you...success...but first, the necessary incineration

of what you hold dear is quite necessary. Like the sands in the

hour glass, as each one spills out, so is your life as the flamboyant

one...turn the hour glass over and the process begins anew...tick,

tock...tick, tock....the mouse ran up the clock, the clock struck 3

and down fell the mouse…and the house…that Jerry built...tick,

tock.” As the music begins, suddenly the lights go out and when

they come back up seconds later, “The Dapper” is no where to be seen.

Twisted Sanity is found laying in a pool of his own blood by the back door of the Zurich Olympic Arena after his

tag match with “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay against Arashikage and Makashi. Officials questioned fans and wrestlers

alike as camera footage had been tampered with, leaving many suspects and no proof of who attacked Twisted

Sanity. Investigation is ongoing.

Cold-Blooded Matt Barr, “Arashikage is looking for a new

challenge? He has settled his sights on me. Big mistake on

his part, but I will oblige him and set him straight. I am

not your typical challenge, but of you were looking for a

typical challenge you would not have come knocking on my

door. The season of the witch has ceased and now it is the

season of giving, and I am in a giving mood, like giving you

the beating you will not soon forget. Lace up chopsticks…you

better be good for goodness sake.”

Arik Aries “The XPL finest hour is upon them, they don’t even know it. The glass ceiling that these sawed-off nerds think they

are the top of game is about to get shattered by the most electrifying tag team to ever, ever step foot into an XPL

arena, myself and Teddy Huxley – “

Teddy Huxley

“Hold up! Stop the presses! Put the Mayor of Poison Town on hold – did you say the most electrifying tag team ever

to step foot into an XPL arena?”

Arik Aries

“I did! I did!”

Teddy Huxley

“I do not think the XPL is ready for this. These sawed-off nerds are so use to the status quo, that they are afraid to

face us. So much so that they cower in the locker rooms and won’t give the fans what they really want.”

Arik Aries

“What’s that?”

Teddy Huxley

“Tag Team Champions that they can truly hate. They don’t care about the crusty old dudes, the dusty decaying

Kageno Senshi & Makashi, the unraveling Chris Marinaro & Voice of the Voiceless, they are sick and tired of these

grubby trashy tag teams!”

Arik Aries

“What we going to do about it?”

Teddy Huxley

“We are going to be the greatest tag team in the history of Poison Town, if not the entire IWA World. Mayor

Venom, we are on the scene and we are going to give you everything you asked for!”

Cold-Blooded

Matt Barr

5’9” 190 lbs.

Altoona, PA

2020 Brass

Knuckles Champion

Grainy black-n-white footage of a corn field.

Lightning crackles and thunder rolls as a

large plume of fire erupts from behind the

field. Whisper’s of “He who walks behind the

rows” is heard in-between booms of thunder,

while the scene switches to a video of Demonic

Gourdman’s victory over Cold-Blooded Matt

Barr. While Gourdman’s hand is raised, Barr

exits the ring and returns moments later,

brandishing a 3 foot PVC pipe. Barr looks at

the pipe before slamming it into Gourdman’s

knee. With sickening glee Barr unleashes a

torrent of hits & strikes to Gourdman’s knee,

ribs and stomach as he claws his way to the

ropes. The scene switches back to the

cornfield where the Cold-Blooded one is

walking out from behind the corn rows.

“All Hallows Eve – the witching hour is upon

us Gourdy. You made your deal with the devil;

little did you know that the devil is a double

dealer. You want to rid yourself of the one

who walks behind the rows, you want to escape

the stigmata of your existence…by what?

Challenging me to a best of 5 series? I must

have hit you harder than I realized when I

bombarded you with pumpkins…must have caused

you an amount of brain damage in the process.

No, no, no. no you do not get away that easy,

you do not get away for free. What is it worth

to you Gourdy? You want to run, hiding behind

the wall curtain of chainsaws is the classic

blunder that will cost you everything that you

hold dear. Think about it…just do not take too

long, running through the cemetery in your

ruby red high heel slippers Dorothy won’t save

you from the one that walks behind the

rows…Come out and play…if you dare.”

Dope’s “Die Motherf****r, Die” plays while the

video fades with a close-up of Barr’s face.

Chasity Naomi

The Choice of the XPL

Generation

“Jelly Cake”

Jerry Flay

5’10” 200 lbs. Hollywood, FL

On the Poison-Tron the words, “Choice of the XPL Generation” appears while “The Touch” by Stan Bush plays while “Jelly Cake” Jerry Flay enters the Poison-Dome in Philadelphia, flanked by Chasity & Naomi. He pauses and looks to the back before he hangs his head and starts to the ring. The crowd cheers while they make their way down the aisle. Naomi climbs up on the apron, holding the ropes open for Flay, he stops once more on the apron and looks up the aisle before stepping into the ring. He holds the ropes open for his valets. Upon entering the ring, Naomi takes the house microphone. The music fades and she says, “Ladies and gentlemen, the man of the hour, your Choice of the XPL Generation, Oooooo-Jerry.” She drops the mic and Flay catches it before it hits the mat. Slowly bringing the mic to his lips, he looks over his shoulder and then says, “Dunderhead, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself. You speak lies and propangda, you even believe them. Ha! Commissioner Scott can educate this fool on who I am and my legacy in the XPL long before you slumped into town in your knock off Scooby Doo Mystery Machine. I was apart of one of the most successful factions in the history of the XPL. Know your role and get to stepping to the back of the line where you belong.” Up on the Poison-Tron a video displays a dirty room with trash all over the floor. Roaches and rats running around as the camera pans the room. Flay and his girls watch as the camera zooms in on a pair of hands handcuffed to a pipe protruding out of the wall. As the scene pulls back it is revealed to be Modesty that is handcuffed. She moans, “Je-Jerry…Je-Jerry…w-w-why can’t y-y-you save me?” The camera zooms out futher and Max Payne is seen sitting on a kitchen chair. “Yes, Jerry, why haven’t you saved her?” The video ends. A shocked Flay drops the microphone, screaming “I’LL KILL HIM!” and hastily exits the ring and runs to the back, followed by Naomi and Chasity.

Miss Nasty, once the truth comes out about meNOT being your baby's father, I want you to leave me alone! You already have my name sofar down your throat, you might as well go ahead and swallow it, and make yourself proud! Passion Karolina has absolutely nothingto worry about in that regard. My focus is defending these World Tag Team Titles with

my partner Voice of the Voiceless. We will go into the pay per view as long-standing champions, and walk out, the reigning champions. To the Arashikage Clan (TAC), we haven'tforgotten about you, and your day will come to lose to us again. Those are promising words to believe in! -Chris Marinaro

Although my main priority is getting my hands on the XPL World Heavyweight Championship Title, I also have a problem with a certain someone, and his name is “the Original Dude” Paul Pratt! What a joke! You know why? Because I am that dude! You may have come into the league and made somewhat of a “splash”, but until you've gotten past me, you will always be beneath me! I am going to finally prove to myself, that I am more than just an X-Contender, I am World Title bound! Paul Pratt, don't get quiet now, because it'll be you and I at Epilogue™! -Eddie Raja

Kageno Senshi, what are you going to do, once you come up short-handed against me? Whine? The TAC will be outdone by TM at Epilogue ™ and there's no denying it! A new day is coming and I welcomeyou to be the first of many victims! -Rysen

All hail the reigning XPL League Champion. You know what this means? It puts me in the World Title conversation, and I must say, that I have so much more fire to breathe. Whether it be Arashikage or “the American Gangster” David Mims, one of you will have to see me in the ring, and defend that Xtreme TV Championship Title. One of you will breathe the fire! -the Dynamic Dragonite

(Sam McMillan and Saiga Genisys are backstage, discussing exactly who willtake on Gourdman in the proposed “Halloween Match”. McMillan says that

Genisys is just as “dark” as Gourdman, and says that he should be the one whotakes the glory, and put the pumpkin man in his place. Genisys agrees, and

urges McMillan to get a front row seat at ringside, because he intends onmaking Gourdman cry and pee like he does to the fans. McMillan laughs andsays that it'll be his pleasure. The lights in their locker room begins to flicker,and as camera-man turns around, it is shown to be Nicholas Rysen playing

around with the light switch. The Tombstone Masterz have a good laugh as thescene fades to black.)

Jerry Flay, you think that I’ m a psychopath? Our last encounter you were

hanging on for dear life!! Hell, it was a match that you wanted!!! But

remember, you set me up and attacked me after I beat Twisty Sanity, huh?

You remember how this all started? Modesty called me out, saying I was

stalking her, remember? I warned you, I don’t play with girls, I play with

women!!! But see Flay, you put her in danger, not me! You now want to walk

on the dark side because you want her back! Not the case at all is it Jerry???

You are now asking yourself; did you treat her right? Was she happy???

What’s her interest in Max Payne??? Do you know what he likes, Jerry? Her

favorite color or her dream vacation? You are wondering what did you do to

drive her to me? Are you wondering was this a plan set up by her??? How well

do you know Modesty???

But let me say this to you…if you want pain, then you will suffer! Why

finish a job, when it’s not time!!! You’ve started this, you’ve asked for the

madness to come and Jerry I will deliver!!! Understand the more foolishness

you do, SHE will suffer!!!! But in the meantime, since you want to come after

me, then so let it be! But I will also unleash the same brutally on you! So, if

it’s a fight you want, then you shall get it!!!

And this brings me to the fatal four-way match for the XPL World

Heavyweight Championship, I will not be apart of that match!!! Arashikage,

Eddie Raja, Mighty Deadhead and Dynamic Dragonite, this is a fatal four-way

match to see!!! Now to the mix, Matt Barr wants to be included! Everyone

wants Goldie! Well gentlemen, the winner of this fatal four-way will receive a

title shot! – Max Payne

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