JOE WILLINGTON IS BACK! in his new adventure!

The adventures of Joe Willington

Created by Andrew Wilson

Made using Garry's mod

Issue #3

This is radio 16, we have landed and passenger is

doing fine repeat passenger is doing fine.

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*cough* yes doing fine my ass! Worst *cough* airline ive

ever been with, damn you *cough* to hell

Thomas cook!

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Kleiner! You old idiot! How was

your flight? Uncomfortable and oxygen

starvating. Now how's the lab?

Oh not bad, the teleport needs a

bit more work though.

You mean its still not working! Christ we need

to change electric

company!

Welcome back to the labs

Kleiner!

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Uh huh, it looks great! same old

shithole.

Welcome back to the labs sir!

Hello again roger!

One day when he dies, his teeth are

mine!

I see your low on staff Eli. The teleport

looks ok though.

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Well its got a 95% danger level and nobody's stupid

enough to try it.

I mean who is such a dumbass to try it?

Even someone who's brain-dead would be

suspicious.

Oh don’t worry Eli. I know

EXACTLY who to hire for the job.

Hehehehe.Cool. But you’ve got

to stop with the maniac laughs.

I don’t believe it! I'm finally going to get to see doctor Kleiner again! He wants me to be

the first to test out the teleport!

He even only made me fill out 12 “my

family will not sue or charge if something

goes wrong” contracts. What a

nice guy!

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Hmm, no one at reception, might as

well just…

Rise and shine! Mr. Willington! Rise and shine! I'm afraid your

hour, has come again. Normally I wouldn’t…

Hi! Im here to test the

teleport, raid the girls locker room all that

stuff.

You see Willington, your life is special. You are the only

one who can save the world! I will keep an eye on you, and prepare yourself for

issue #5.

Yes, I know. Dilbert gets more boring every day huh? And I’ve already saved the world. What's your name

anyway?

Just call me the G-man. You are in great danger today, I just

leave you with these 3 words: smell…the…

ashes!

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Man it sure is going to be good to see this Eli guy

as well!

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Idiot.

Yay! Kleiner! I missed you! Did you miss me? I missed you

loads!

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Now Yellington…

Willington.

Whatever, were going to teleport you

into the furniture room. It shouldn’t do

anything else.

Err…yes I missed you

as much as…moles.

Alright! I've been looking for a new

couch!

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Well Joe are you afraid in anyway?

I don’t know…

Maybe it’s the giant dodgy looking

cannon or that you look like you want to run as soon as this thing starts.

Oh just press the button.

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Wow this is really warm! Sure is

realistic teleport! It almost looks and feels like im being

submerged in atom bomb radiation!

Its not! Were ripping the entire

space time continuum!!!

Why are you holding your hands nearer to

the light of the cannon!?!

It costs $20 for a tan where I

live.

/20

Great, I haven't

travelled anywhere!

Lousy thieving bastards!

I mean jeez! What's with all

the smell of rotting

mutated flesh?

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and what's with all the

death?

No, the teleport must have caused an two-

dimensional crash and our universe collided with another causing

aliens to arrive!

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*beep* *beep*

Nah that’s crazy talk.

Now where is that guy with my coffee?

Hmm, it looks like he left me

a present…

*beep* beep*

/20

Hey! Help me! Do you know how to defuse a bomb?

Kleiner! I hope that I get my coffee now!

Are we going on that rollercoaster?

What? I've never seen you before in my life! Now hurry up and defuse that

damn thing!

Alright! Time for some first person

bomb defuse!

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*beep* *beep*

Lets see. This metal box is the trigger device,

and that clock is the timer. Better leave that. Those wires should stay

put for know…

The dynamite is very sensitive, and will blow if these

wires are disturbed. Yes! I know what to do! All you need to

do is…

we interrupt this comic to give you a special report! We are know going to tell you the names of many good people that I know that come randomly from my head! Of course I cant give their second names!!! Well enjoy…Peter

Jamie

Marcus

Jake

Jack

Jack

Jack

Isabelle

Iain ( the fool )

Tom

Tom

Katie ( I guess )

Jason

Luke

Evan

Mike

Mike

David

David

David

As you can plainly see I have quite a large list of names. And yes you are probably thinking: “okay screw this, just get back to the cheesy comic”.

Well if you don’t learn to respect im human, then well you…

You know im just going back to the comic…Lousy scumbags I would rip them if I could, why I outer…

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Yes! The fire has done it!

Okay rolling out of first person…Now where am i? and where is that damn kid

with my coffee! Huh? Who are those creatures

there?

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~Well well, we are in the presence of the chosen one. This

time we will win the war. We will take the

world!~

Wait that means, I don’t get my coffee! WHY DOES NOTHING GO MY WAY!!! And also…my god, how are you still alive?

It’s the combine! The ones that I created by blowing up that damn nuclear plant! I have

travelled back in time!!! awwww buts,

and I wanted that coffee so bad.

~no Joe, WE travelled you back. We shall kill you at the buildings, and you will watch as we murder you. THIS TIME, THE

WORLD IS OURS! THE WORLD

SHALL BELONG TO US!

MUHAHAHA!!!~

Wow, will Joe be killed and the mutants win the war? And joe shall have to watch himself die, how cruel. But what will happen? All on next issue!

Expected release date: 28/12/08, as a special Christmas issue. We will have a spot the frog contest. Created by: Andrew Wilson

Made using: Garry's mod

Available on steam for $9.95 or £5.00.

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