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VOLUME --XXXVII. WOODSFIELD, MONROE COUNTOmomJESDAY A r

rrnCHUEir EVE It Y TUESDAY,

"OFFICE Westide of Main Street, two4oor Nortli of the Phblio Squre: ' -

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Que square, raontUs, tv.'ii 7 00

Utie sqaare, oni year,,- - ;., ,. 10 00One eighth oolmnn, one month, . 5 00

ne eighth colamn, three month,.; 10 00tone eighth eotamn, six months, 15 00

6n eighth eolamn, one year, . 80 00

fourth oplumn, onei month, 7.50fnnrtli rfnlnfnn. three months.''' 15 00

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half column, one month, 10 00

Qd hlf olumn three months," 20 00baeJutlf oolaran; siimonthsv c ,30-0-

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6ne eolnmii,.tliree,monthi,.t 90 00H,s 45 009ne ooiurnn, si ,mou,t SO 00Une noi umn, ono yor,.

wm-- T .jiuJUh nTinrmtd at tHe fateit one dollar par square f6f first insertion, andnfty eents fer eaoh sifl)!eqnent insertiott. :

idminlstrator'i or Exeeutoi'a, AttachmentndEoad-- Notiees, $3 00.-"- ': '

!Coee,'peT! line; first insertion,, 10

ent, and Ti-oe- perliBe for each additional

vALLEN E. HILL,' 'WOODSFIETtT), OHIO. ?

fflon orer Pope & Castle'i Drug 8tore.

iriJLiii'in-if'cooKK,- '

Attorney .t Uw:& Notary Public,

W&0D8 FIELD, OHIO. I

, 'OrfoV orer KeCterer A Hoeffler's Btore3. W.

corner if Pnblic 8qtiVe:; Not. 1 1, '79-- 1.

3. w. Hew8a.??,v.r.r;.,.y;.. HottisMB

i DOLtTIl.& HO LISTER, ;Attorneys 'at 'Law,:?hWoqusfielI); qhio.::?

WW praetloe id Monroe and aajoining sonn-ti- e.

; "'" v-- - tb20,77T.

TTOfiN'Kl A r LAW.

Wni praotioe'la the'ConrU of Monroe anddJo"nlng flonnllei. Office over Ketterer &

Hoeffieta store. ' v woh2,,80..

. W3I. F. OliEY,IjTORNET.'AT. LAW

Notary i?L"fcllpWHl --praclloe la konsoe and ad)oinlng ooan-ties;- -

Offlce-se-at 0,0 f PabUo 8qare, formallyecopled by flollisttr h Oley. feb24'8Q :

ATTORNEY '"AT5 XAW-- AMD-

.NOTATV'YNBJVJU T4 MORAS,

QTOffice in Mays b,nifding.' aprSVSOme

--OT - Si'WIXi JBJ "ST ,P ROS ECl'TI SI erATTQRN E Y

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(OSowptaira ib Court Hose ) w ;

ttEir nUnttssYitLEvwesf ya4aa29,'78T. .

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JBCRIWOS-- & JKICGS, w;

Attorneya and Counsellors at Xaw

,'f'ClaiiaIlgen 7,..

"M'W00TS FIELD, t)HIO:lt:r: '

ilrnoiTrU; stair,in Cpurtlouso.fcp3674:;; ., , . : :

At J. PsiBSoS ;v --V.". ; : . JoiH W. DohMbtt.

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1TT0 UNEYS " ATlVLA Wx ;;

Offloe oootn oi r.imio square. jVDOD'SM ELD, OHIO.Will praotioe la Monroe and adjoining coun-

ties. . july27,'75r,

W.T. HOfTSB. .......... ,.W. . HAJLOBTNotary Pnblio

IltHTKR & HAIiIORY,; A TTORNEY$ 4 T LA W,

Owes South yes V eoraet, ( Pnblio Square

WOODSFIELD, OHIO." Win practice in Honroe and adjoining

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'VP AM. 'Bh.1 WIWTKtt '. ;

HILLiNERY GOODS.

' ' ' VhisTe inst 'received a nice stonk of

fiig, ionnets, Collars, Blblons,Flowers, and Other artioles oonneoted with aMillinery Establishment. Call and examinetaystMk .j: s - ADELA COOPKL

i. may 4,'bOt. ,

- , IXKTSTJIUB WITHJ. T. PKMJTINGTOJr,

General Fife Life & AccidentiNSORANOE AGENT, .

3 b 1 1 a i r e 9 O li o ;Biskf .taken in .Ohio and W. Va. ReliableCaslj and Mutnal Companies represented ,

.NOTARY PUBLICHtHN undersigned, haring' been' appointed

l' !lotat'y Public, 'woiild inform hisfriends; and the puhtlo generally, thai he is

irpared to: fll Pfi8oner8, Blanks." admin-sV- Jf

Oath1,tak"'"Depoflitions, acknowledgeDeeds, Mortcaf i. and otner "instrhme'nts o"

ritlngi"t ' JOHN JEKFBE3.? "jVallsTlHe. Monroe Co.' Ohio

PilYStCtAfcS.

FO ST K R Jl. D.. , Fhysioian and Surgeon; .

Rlalaa, Monroe County, Ohio.r. July 1, 1873 T.

T. II. AfMISTnOJiG, hi, n.tP h y n i c i a 11 and J 11 r 5 e o 11.

? WOODSFIKLD, OHIO.fffOffloe over Pope & Castle's drug store

y6,75i. 'V . .".

I St., n . U K X W I E,,PI1YS1CIAN AND SURGEON,'BEALLSYILLE, OHIO.' Office In the Armstrong property.

i r . J . W A T,..':Physician and Surgeon, .

iLM COVE, WatMnqto Tp, Monroek . ', County, Ohio.;---

ill calls promptly attended to. duringthe4y,or night. . ;. .;;;,fei33.'6.-

' l; DR. A. 51. COVERT, ;

Physiciah ' fr and Surgeon,-- An tiocli, Monroe Co.,OJliio.. mayll.'80T.

1. W. XA?OK t HABOB

iR8. G. W. 1WASOW &SOJT,' Physicians and Surgeons,,,

STAFFORD, MONEOJS CO., OHIO.: Office In Drug atore,., febll,'79T..;

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DR. S. I STEWARD, 7

Physician ' and-- " Surgeon,. M1LTONSBURO.OHIO.

AH oalla promptly attended daring the dayor sight.. Offioe one door south of 8toot'sHoteL"' " ' aprl3,'80Tl.

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I. P. FARQCIl AR. SI." D, ;

(Formerly of Zanesrllle, Ohio,)

Physician and Surgeon,Offioe and - residence in the Walton property,

iWOODSFIELD. OHIO.Baring looated at the above place, offers hisProfessional serrices, where he hopes byolose attention to business to merit pnblloconSdenoe and patronage.

Chronfo. Diaeas- - " . reeeiTe specislattention. . . ay4,'76t

Has reopened hi? -- - SIfcVJh'BSUlTH

JEWELRY STOREIN NEUHART'S NEW BUILDING,

East'tf the Pnblio Bquare, ' where he isprepared 10 repair Clocks, Watches and Jew.elry. .Hehas a' stork of jewelry on handwhich he is 'gelling at cost. If yon wanrwork, done in Jk workmanlike manner, at fairrateV give rae a oalL , mayl8,'80.

Ohio farmers Fire Insurance Com.

LEIU1Y, OHIO.

Insures nothing hut Farm property Satesewer than those of any other Company doingbusiness in this county.

Assets,": r.:i.$900,000i

All Losne promptly paid. . -

i . v .' , JO IKY JEPFER8, .

J "., V7; BaalUyU,Ohto,7j;rnol2,'78. , Agent for Monroe County, .

NEW: LIVERY- - STABLE.

WM. SMITH, 4&.y : : Troprletori; : ooosFiELi,t 01110. ;

and safe horws, new buggiesHB',haS;goodand is prepared to furnUh

the public good turoodts at short notice.andcharges only reasonable bills..; Stable onChurch street, near his residesoe.

sei584'80tf. t S;: .' . ;' i

Harness and Saddle Shop,

Wooc3jsfl.lc3.90- -

KKRCHNER informs the oitisens ofH . .TXT- -- J J !.t-- U- Ik.l I tv

opened a

31PDLE AND t HARNESS SHOEbuilding, and will manafaotnre

harness, saddlej, brid.es, and all other art!oles in liis basiness that the trade demands.Repairing done ou short notioe and at fairrates. Pieces . of harness, whips and strapstept'on hfcniC!! aud. examineoods andobtain prices. UjocU warrantea to be exaotly as represented, and rates reasonable.

iiOT30,'8Uin3.

,0a TV nBANKS.

THE f "MONROE' ' BANK.WOODSFIELD, OHIO

Capital, ' . - -- . - $50,000,

8. L.Moohky,V. Wm.Bkardkobb, V. fraW. O. Moonky, Vnthier.

DIRSCTOHS:

S. L. MOONIT, : Wm Bkardmo&iHBNRY MlIXIB,1 , JaMKB WATdOM.

David Okey, M. HOEFFLEB., ChKISTIAITi r v

Doei a General Banking Busineu,

Interest paid on Special Deposits

Make collections on all points promptly.

Banking Hobb from -- 9 a.m TO 3 P.M.mch3,'74T.

KITTY'S FORTY.

BT EDWARD EGSI.EsTON.

It' doen't do ttien snv' good 1o liveapart rtom women ana cbilnren. l neverknew a boy's school in which there wasnot a tendency to rowdyism. And lum-

berman, sailors, fishermen, and all othermen that live only with men, are proverbially a half-be- ar sort of people. Bront-iersme- n

soften down when women andchildren come but I forget myself.it ist!je atory you want..

Burton and Jones lived in a littlesbanty by theraselvo. Jones was amarried man, riuifinding it hnrd to support a wile in a tuvwflgprjiajps tiatemigrated to Northern Minnesota, leav-

ing his wife under ber father's roof untilbe should be able to make start. 1

He and Burton had gone into partnership and ,4had prt-empt- ad a townsite" of 320 acres.

There were perhaps twenty (amtlipsscaltered over - this site at the time mystory begins and ends, for it ends in thesame week is which it begins.. ThP: parties had disagreed, qnarreled,

and divided their interests. The landwas all shared between them, except onevaluable forty-acr- e piece. Each claimed. L ' I I 1 A . 1. . 1 I 1

I mat piece ui rui, auu vuc vjunnei uaugrown so D'gu oetween mem mat meneighbors expected them to shoot at firstsight. In fact it wt8 understood thatBurton, was on the forty --acre piece, de-

termined, to shoot Jones if be came, andJones had sworn lo go out there andshout Barton, when the fight was post-poned bv the unexpected arrival ofJones' wife and child.

Jones' sbanty was not finished, and hewas forced to forego the luxury of fighting bis old partner in nis exertions tomake his wife and baby comfortable forthe night. For the winter eun was surrounded by "sun dogs.". Instead ot onesuch there waa four, an occurrence n6tuncommon in thai latuu.ie, oat onewhich always boded a terrible pi o ra-

in bis endeavor to care for his wifeand child Jones was mollified alittle.and

that be had been so vio-

lent about that piece of land. Bat hewas determined not to be "hacked out,and be. certainly would have to shootBurton or be shot himself.. : , ;

When he thought of the chance of br-

ing killed by bis old partner,tbe thoughtwas not pleasant. He looked wietfullyat Kitty, his two-year-ol- child,., anddreaded that she would be fatherless.Nevertheless, he would shoot or be shothimself. - 1 ' '

While the father ' was bisy choppingwood, and the mother was otherwise en-

gaged, little Kitty mannged to gel theshanty door open. There was no latch

JjsuyeU and, Upc prying, little, bands easily.swung it back. A gust of cold air al-

most took away her bctath ; but she gotsight of the brown grass without, andthe new world seemed so big that thelittle feet were fain to try and exploreit. - : . ,. ,. ... -

She pushed out through the door,caught her breath again, anA started offdown a path bordered by sere gras andthe dead stalks of wild sunflowers. Howoften had she longed to escape from re-

straint and paddle out into the worldalone. She would find out where thepath .'went ' to and what there was at theend of the world ! ., What did she care ifher, nose was blue with cold and herchubby hands red as beets - Now andthen she pansed to turn ber head awayfrom the rode blast, a forerunner of thentofm hnt hnvincr cftsned a moment ahequickly ."renewod her. brave march insearch of the great unknown.

The mother misted ber and supposedthat Jones, wbo could not get enough ofthe child's society, . bad taken he littleone out with lnm., . . ,.; ,

Jones, ' poor fellow, sure that his darling was safe within, chopped away untilthat awful storm broke upon him and atlast drove htm, ed by snowand half-froz-en with cold,into the house.When ' there was nothing left but retreathe had seized an armful ot wood endcarried-- it into the house with him tomake safe" ttfaCThe Bad though to keepKitt and hi? wile f r6m frwztirigin thecoming awfulness of the night, whichnow settled downupon the storm-beate- n

and snow-blinde- d world.ft was 'the beginning of tliat tetrible

storm in which so many people were ftozen to death and Jones hall fled nonetoo soon.

When once the wood was stacked bythe Btove Jonea looked around for Kitty.He bad no more than inquired: for. Iterwhen father and mother each Tread in theother's face the fact that she was lost inthe wild, dashing slorm of snow.

So fast did tlie snow Tall, and so darkwa9 the night that J ones could not seethree feet ahead of bim He endeavoredto' follow tile path wuich he thought Kit-

ty might have taken, but it was buriedin snow-drif- t, and he soon lost himself.

He stumbled through the diifta, ca'-lin- g

out to Kitty in his distress; but notknowing whither te weut. After' anhour of despairing, wandering.and shout-in- g,

be came upou a house, and havingwiaitped at the door, he : found himselfface to face with his wife.

" He hnd returned to his own house inhis hewildeiment. --

When wfi remember that Jones hadnot slept for two nights preceding thisone, on account of his moral quarrelwith Burton, and he had now been hea'ing against an arctic hurricane and tram01112 lurougn treacherous, owows otsnow for an hour, we cannot wonder thathe fdl over his own threshold in a stateof extreme exhaustion.

Happv f r bim that he did not fall bewildered on the prairie, as many anotherpoor wayfarer did on that fatal night.

Ai it. wa, his wife must needs eive upthe vain little pearches she had been oiaking in the neighborhood of the shantyShe had now a sick husband with fr-z?-

hands and feet and'face to care for. Everyminute the therm meter fell lower andlower, and a'l the heat tho cook-stov- e inJones' little sliactv n uld give wouldhardly keep tbem frcm derz ng.

Burton had stayed upon that fortyacre lot all day, waiting for a chance toahoot his old partner Jones. He hadnot. heard of the arrival of Jones' wife,and so he concluded that his enemy hadproved a coward and had left him inpossession, er elBe that he meant to play

him some treacherous trick on his wayhome.

So Burton resolved to keep a sharplookout. But he soon found that im-

possible, for the storm was upon him inall its fury. ' He tried to follow the path,but conld not find it.

Had he been less of a frontiersman hemust have perished there, within a fur-

long of his own house. But in hisefforts to kepp the direciion of the pathbe heard a smothered cry, and then sawsomething rise up out of the snow, andfall down again. He raised his gun toshoot it, when the creature uttered an-

other wailing cry so human that be putdown his gun and went cautiously for-

ward.' -

It was a child. '

He did not remember that ttiera wassticti a" child among all the settlers' inNewtonJ But be did not - etop to astrquestions. He mnst, without delay. gethimself, and the child, too. to a place ofsafety, or both would be frozen.

So he took the little thing in his armsand started through the drifts. And thechild put its little icy fingers on Burton'srough cheeks and muttered "papa!"And Burton held her closer and oughtthe snow more courageously than ever.

He found the shanty at last, and rolledthe child in a buffalo robe while he madea fire. Then, when he got the room alittle warm, be took the little thing uponhis knee, dipped her aching fingers incold water, and asked her what her namewas."Kitty," she said. :

" "Kitty," he said, "and what else ?'" :

"Kitty," ahe answered, ,nor could hefind out anv more.

"WhdseKiity'arc'your" ::r

"Your Kitty," she said. For she hadknown her father but that one day, andnow slie believed that Burton was he

Burton sat up all , night and i stuffedwood into his impotent little stove tokeep the baby from freezing to deathNover having had to do with children,he firmly believed that Kitty, sleepingsnugly under blankets and buffalo robes,would freeze if he should let the firesubdue in the least.

As the storm prevailed with unabatedfury the next day, and as he dared nei-

ther to lake Kitty out nor to leave heralone, he staved by her all day and stuffed the stove with wood, and laughed atber droll baby talk, and fed ber on biscuit and dried bacon and coffee.

On the morning of the second daythe storm bad abated. It ' was 40 de-

grees cold, but knowing that somebodymust be, mourning for Kitty for dead,be wrapped her in skins, and with muchdifficulty reached the nearest neighbor'shouse, suffering ouly a frost bite on hisnose by the wav. . . .

"That child," said the woman towhose house he bad come,4,is Jones'; Iseed 'em take her oulen the wagon daybefore yesterday "

. , . ' ;

Burton looked at Kittv a moment inperplexity, then be roiled her Yp acrainand started out

"Traveling like mad," the woman saidas she watched "jim.

When he reached Jones he foundJones and his wife silting in wretchedness by the fire. They were both sickfrom grief, end unable to move out ofthe bouse. Kitty they bad given np forburied alive under the snow moundThey would find her when spring should

"

come and melt the snow cover off..'. When the exhausted Burton came inwith. his bundle of buffalo skins theylooked, .at him in amazement. But whenhe opened it and let out the li'lle Kitty,and said :

"Here, Jones, is this yer Kitty!"Mrs Jones couldn't ' think of anythingbetter to do thaa to. scream.

And Jones got up and took his oldpartner's band and 6aid : "Barton, olefellow!" and then. choked up and satdown, and cried helplessly.

Ann Burton said: "Jones, oie fellow.you may have that forty-ac- r patch: ; Itcome mighty nigh; making me themur-dere- r

of that little Kitty's father."No !" vou 8tnU tnke it yourself,"

cried Jones, "if I have to go to law tomake you." . . .r:.

And Jones actually deeded his interest in the forty acres to Burton.' ButBurton transferred It all to K'tty.

That is why this part" of Nawton today is called "Kittv' Forty." :

Honest Dishonesty Rewarded. "

London Telegraph, December 27.In the recently published- - memoirs of

Kuatygin, the fsm os Russian actor,will be found the following , characteristic anecdote of the late 13 nperor Nicho-- 1

las. His Majesty happened one day tobe engaged iu inspecting a state peniten-tiary in one of the provincial sea's ofgovernment, and took it into bis headto question some of the convicts re-

specting the nature of the offenses forwhich they were suffering punishment."What are you here for," he .asked ofone "I am innocent. Imperial Majis- -

ty," replied the prisoner, falling on hisknees ; "a victim of false witness Achurch was robbed, a beadle knocked onthe head; the peasants caught hold ofme and I knew nothing about it." Turning lo another the Czar asked, "AndyouV" False witness again, ImperialMajesty A pedler was done for closeto my house. I never even dreamed o.puch a thing." "And you 1 ' said Nicholas to a third. "Sheer malice, sireOne of my neighbors conveyed a lot offorged notes into my poenets, and hi laway a lithographic stone in ray bedroo.n I am as innocent as an unbornbabe." The Emperor, obviously boredbv these auccessive protestations ofguiltlessness, cast a glance along theline of prisoners until his eve fell upona ragged, wretched-lookin- g eypsy,whom be beckoned forward with thewords, "Of course you, too, are here ona false charge ?" "Not a bit of it. YourMajesty," replied the Tsiean ; "it is allfair and fquare as 'ar as I am concerned. I stole a pony from a tradesman.'"Stole a pony, did you ?' said t e Czir,with a laugh, and then addressing thegovernor of the prison with well-a- s

surapd bternness, "Turn that good-fo- r

nothing rascal instantly out of doorsI cannot allow bim to remain a minutelonger in such honorable and virtuous"company, lest he pervert all these goodinnocent people!" ,

If yon are tired taking the large old- -fashioned griping pills, try Carter's Lit-tle Liver Pills and take some comfort.A man can't stand everything. Oue pilla dose. .....

OUR COLUMBUS LETTER.'

.' ColombWOsio, Jan. 5,1881;- E Spirit : Pursuant to adjournment

the solons-o- f the 'great State of Ooio,once inore grabbed thei grip-sac- ks nrV

hied themselves away to the Stale Capital to again enter upon the arduous du-

ties of drawing iheir pay and legislating;each feeling ready lo jrrappl? . with allquestions-'o- f law and policy which, mayb submitted to them by an anxious con- -

8tHuencyanxiou9 for a short session,economy and but little tinkering withth revised statutes as they riow stand. :

':'The average 'Democrat is happy thatho; is alive and that be was not snowedutlder by the late election for the reasonthat he had been elected the year beforeartdas with everybody else, has his

as tot who ia responsible Intthat Waterloo. John Kelly comes infor his share of the blame, and the prevailing opinion is that he has been servedright bv his New York friends. -

Dr. Scott, of Warren, the leading oldRoman of the Republican side, is stillon the floor furnishing thunder for thebatteries of Republicanism, and, by wayof change once in a while, making itwarm for those of his own persuasionwho, from the fact that they are younger;imagine that the old man was born toosoon and bas outlived his day of use-

fulness. " Personally he is a clever gen-tleman but a hitter partisan, as is provenby the statement made by him to a cor-

respondent of the Cincinnati Gazette,dhargmg the Democratic party with theresponsibility of the deficiency in theimonht of the appropriation bill of lastprinter. There will be a deficiency in thqmount appropriated for benevolent in

stitutions of the State of about 8100,-,fJ0-

which he claims is largely due tothe fact that some Democratic officialswere retained." Now the truth ii, thatsome of the olSciafs were retained duringthe months of March and April of lastyear, and, to refute his assertion, a pub-lished statement of the Auditor of S'ateshows that the cost of these institutionsis if any difference a little below theaverage for those two months.

In pruning for political effect lastyear they got the things a little too close,and the showing of the State financeswill hardly be so favorable this year aslast'

JOT the bills introduced this sessiononei by Sharp of Fairfield County, willattract attention of the public

and of the medical fraternity inparticular. It is in substance about the8kfno as the New York registration law.compelling a'l radical practitioners toregister in the Probate Uiurt of thecounty wherein they - reside, before thefirst of October next, for which a fee oftwenty-fiv- e rents is charged ; and beforea practitioner, moving from anotherState to this, can engage in practice he

Lmnst submit his diploma to the facultyof some chartererTmedicar8Co1,'!trhgether with evidences of a good moralcharacter, and pay twenty dollars to theDean of the Faculty ofjsaid College;when, after registering as home practi-tioners do, he may begin business provided the faculty indorse his diplomaThe bill does not interfere with anv practitioner who has a diploma, cetificate ofqualification of County or S'ate MedicalBoard, or been engage! in reputablemedical practice for ten years. It is estimated that, if the bill should become alaw, about 600 persons in the State, nowengaged in . disreputable practice, willhave to take up a doleful line of msrolito some other Canaan by October. Also,that irresponsible traveling tramp doctorw'll not he able to profit upon the credulity, of Ohio's citizens to their detriment and his gun. In some respectsthe bill is a good one. :

The bill amending the law so as tohave the punishment of death inflictedin the Stale prison, instead of the countyails as heretofore, is set for the lain

inst It will meet wr.h considerable opposition, and probably fail to become aaw.

The Governor, in a special messsage,gave notice of Presidentelect Garfield'sdeclination of Senatorial honors,, andthe Assembly by joint resolution agreedto elect his successor on Tuesday, January 18.' " :I f : '

It was rumored that Secretary Sherman would be out to mend uis fencesand warm up the boys in his interestsby fats presence this weekend that hedid not like the to hira unaccountablestillness pervading Columbus air, and tosa'isfy himshlf he was coming out to see

what the matter was. The difficulty was,

that some of the more independentmembers objected to coming into ses-

sion, without a previous caucm, andvote for John in order to give his eleolion a sort of a spontaneous send offwhich did not belong to it and will notget. '

While all will pass under me rou, anuthe disaffected will swallow theur crowgracefully, some feel the need of a littlepreparatory discipline under King Cau-

cus. :

The Governor presented a petition tothe Honse embodying an invitation fromthe ma-te- r of ceremonies, to himself,Btaff and General Assembly to attend thenauguration cpremonies of President

Garfield next 4 h of March, in a body,which was accepted. That will no doubthe a first-cla- ss junketing party.

Hollingsworth s bill to amend section437, reducing the price of the 0iio S'ateReports from 82 50 to l hi) to theState and 82 to private citizens of theState, became a law this afternoon, .b.

4"Mother Shiptou's prophecy was

that"The World to an end shall como

In eighteen hundred and eighty-one.- "

X Western girl visited a musiostorend asked for "The Heart BownWith

Grease and Care," and "When l.Swal- -

lowd Home made Pies." The clerk atonce recognized what she desired.

"I wish I could settle this confoundedcoffee," said an impatient traveler at arailway restaurant. "Try a hroomsticksaid a moody man with a scratched ncse,"that is what everything is settled withat our house."

Professor "Which is the mote deli-

cate of the senssaV" Sophomore "Thetouch." P. "Prove it." S. "Whenyou Rit on a tack. You can't hear ityou can't see it; you can t taste it; youcan t smell it but it s there.

T .From the Iff. YaWprld, 9th inst.SISSON'SecpUNT: OF IT

AXively Description of tho vSceneat the Pari Billiard Matcb, when, Ho Says He 'was Kobbed ot tlie"Ganier"' J

'" ' " ' "'''Ar : tf George F. Slosson, the b'lliard-playe- r,

sailed for New Yorkyesterday irom Liv-erpoo-

the steamship ; Ariiia. Thereturn match. wiif. Maurice fYjgnaux,which 4ias been jmentioned in7cable de-- ,

spatches as probable, "will .not be played,because (Slosson wa9 not willing tOj havet ie selection of the referee put off ,; nntiltie last, moment and Vignagx rerused toaseen to any selection until .after theitikes had been put up'ani the new bil-

liard table had bean brought over fromNew Xoik. ; Slosson felt that this would

e virtually givjng to Tignaux the , ap.

tuirjiioi n rr r A Koai r .Art k..A."r.mA .ft. It lonvu uwu icni ni viaiutj otterincuring all the experts'. Slosson suggested .Albert Gamier for referee, : butVignanx rejected hira. ', Leslie Slossonyesterday received a letter, from bisbrother dated Paris, .December 27, towhich the letter says : "I did not losethe match on the merits; I was literallyrobbed but of it. In' the sixteenth inning on the eighth shot Vignanx misseda semi masse shot by at least half, aninch. The balls were close together , atthe right hand rail, a third of the lengthof the table from the head. Vignauxplayed leaning "over . the , corner . of thetable, his cue considerably elevated. Hemissed the first hall. The referee stoodclose to the aide of the table next toVignaux. and I was close to him.

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srs a'snoaas vignaux piayea ne picked uphis chalk and started away. Instantly80m1 Frenchman said something to hirain French, and he quickly wheeled aboutand rushed lo the spot where be wouldhave gone naturally had he counted. ,1raised my hand and said .'No conn','and the referee replied 'No count. Monsieur Vignaux. At once divers Frenchmen began crying out in French, .'Hecounted,' Mie counteV but the refereedirected me t play I settled down,took aim, and was about to play whenVignaux grabbed my cue and nearlyjerked it from my hands. The tumultin the audience was great, the Frenchshouling 'He counted !' and the English'Nj count!' Vignaux, with, a dozenFicnchmsn gathered round the referee,who commanded me not to play on penalty of forfeiting the match. The tumultincr aed, everybody was on his .feet,yelling, screaming, pushing, discussingand gesticulating. The referee disen-gaged himself from the crowd aroundb ra, moved closer to the table, put bishand on his heart, and when silence hadbeen restored fully five minutes after hesaid in a loud but tremulous voice, 'Idid not see the shot!' A thousand menwere on their feet in an instant, screaming at the top of their voices. Again acrowd . of Frenchmen rushed for thereferee.". Conspicuous among them was

An American cams towardsthe tablft at my solicitation to interpret,and the Frenchmen yelled, 'Put him out ('The Frenchmen cursed the Americans.and the Americans replied. 'Take hispocket-boo- k! Why 'don't tou? K)b-ber- y!

Don't plav, George! Liy vourens on the table!' and a thousand otherthings. Finally the referee decided thatthe shot couoted, this being diametricallyopposite to his first decision. I laid mycue on the table The excitement ba-car- ae

indescribable. Everybody exceptVignaux. who was delighted at the newturn of affairs, lost bis head. Had Ibeen permitted to play, all I needed tohave done was to pass the cue ball be-

tween the two objct balls, and then inone simple kiss shot 1 would have hadthem railed, long rail, natural way, andno doubt I would have run the gameout, lor 1 .was playing well and steady.Vignaux played and scored 75 and thgame went on until Vignaux won, hutnot fairly. Assisted by the referee, hestole the game from me. Piot and Mar-gin both say publicly he did not winfairly. Members of the Jockey Clubsilting iu the front row say he did notcount and should not have baen allowedto plav. Heaps of Frenchmen condemnhim. As for the referee, even with nearlyall Frenchmen be ia a dead cock " in the

'pit. When Vignaux made the last, shotlois of well-dress- Frenchmen huggedhim and kissed 'hira ' Some of themdime around me' and said, 'Three che rsfor Vignaux ' Fu'ly 10,000 people werein the court and ; in front of the hotelsinging the 'Marseillaise. JrresentlyVignaux'Conqnerer of the match,'. feoM

&a , was placed on a transparency andby the assistance of electric lights wasdisplayed lo the surging", crazy 'multitude. There was hisiing, there .

werecheers. Bat lie did not win the gameon the merits."' 7.

An offer has' been made to pav Schae- -fer's expenses to Paris to play Vignaux'Schaefer says he will plav Vignaux inNew York or London, but on no accountat Paris.

Basiness is Business.Detroit Free Press. . 7

Business U business, and nothing else.This fact is recognized in all its strengthby the two Delroiters, each of whomhas insured the other's life iu a goodround sum. When A starts out for aweek's trip B accompanies him to thedepot and sees him off with the remirk:

"I shall live in daily hopes - of learn-ing that you have been killed in a smashup, and if anything happens to rns youwill ba recalled . by telegram. T'a la,old fellow hi as cireless as yo i cm,for vou know how badlj I need tha'.320,000." ' ; ....

A few days ago when B was takensuddenly ill, A was summoned frornTo- -

edo by telegraph. Ha arrived on thefirst train and rnshed to B's house andasked his wife:

"Did he die easy?""Die, why he's so much better that

he's sitting up ""Drat Ihe luck ! I ve got a splendid

chance to buy an old established houseiu Toledo, and if Bin get's well he'llknock my prospects .high! Wouldn topen a window on bim, or give' himdose of arsenic by mistake; would youif I were to promise you a one-four- th

interest in my partnership T

Notlnna so eood for Herfilache andDyqpppsiaasDR. METTADR'S HEADACHE AND DYSPEPSIA PILLSPrice 23 c.nts, ' All Druggists sell them

' Tol4oind EVoltitldn."He was la bft.utj cchnbby-face- d boyi

Hieparents and frlcadg'y'orf his ' pranks,and .indulged,jji?j almost to (he bent ofhis desires ,;.r4ir young man, ; he; waslively and wittjy vcry sociable, a ,'goodfellow '..indeedaoi backward In givingand taking Awt,. and and thengoing on aarJc,;,.:,,! ;, . - , v r,, Well, sad to sy, he got in the bsbit

or taking bi,4raaia daily two, Ihree,four, five, anrj njore glasses, and, betweentimes, cigar pf pipe .was rarely absentfrom his lipfvMfter a while be lost higood situation hroaga irregularity andthen found Iheiiqtel bar or: drinkingsaloon his moat ; congenial atopptpg- ---.1PV- .The year went on, and he grew oldrapidly, becoag less and leRsiattentive

kef dtq:portion with his inil ifference

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ti the quail,ty of the liquor proffered hira to drinkor the sort of tobacco which, filled hispipe.' So long as it was liquor, so longas it was tobacco, he eagerly took it,andat last, by an easy process of evolution,he bad descended to a brutish, level hebad become a swine man.'.!, D.

; In keeping with Ihis is the opinion ofa correspondent of the PhiladelphiaTimes, who writes: ; ... .. , , .

"Tho cigarette-smokin- g boys, of NewYork are growing into vice ; faster thanthey gtow In stature. . The next genera-tion will be horn of puny-chest- ed slim-legge- d,

small neck chaps, and what kindof a generation will it be? Idiots - andmooters! There mav be some doubt asto t'ie origin of the human race. , Therecan be none as to the destiny of NewYork s part of it . We may .not. havesprung from apes, but ten dollars tocaKe onr grandchildren won t be. manydegrees above them if our children con?tinue to sap their life-blo- and belittletheir stock of sturdiness as they are doing today. The whisky part ,. of thedanger is not so r ffensive to the decentpublic as the smoking. Is then anything worse than a bad cigar? Yes ahad cigarette. S- great has become thedemand for cigarettes that the market iaflooded with imitations, made of cheappsper and refuse filling. That they sapthe strength of the smoker is the smo-ker's affair, but that they stench ourstreets, make hideous our cars, and rer.der our steamboat decks disagreeable isunfortunately too true. Small boys,lovers, and, young men about.town sffjctcigarettes They can't ait , still, wUhtheir friend between the acts, becausetheir little souls are filled with , longingfor their tobacco. . Tobacco ! . I wishthey could see what cigarette are madeof. If that wouldn't cure them ,of theirlonging, then I'm a sinner. I am any-bow.b- ut

that doesnVcount." --4iuaJ ofPhrenology and Health. Z ,

" I 7Don't Grumble. 77 f;:.

Itia sdifllcluhiiigto avoid fretting and complaining, assomehow they manage to get on the anfortunate side of neatly everything theyundertake. They run against the sharpcorners, and see the disagreeable phasesof nearly everything which comes intheir way. Such people usually havegood share of Destructiveness and Cau-

tion, and not quite enough Hope andAgreeableness. This being . eo, theycould nevertheless modify their disposi-tion, or, rather, their habit of. findingfault, if they would set about it seriouslyThey usually have intellect enough : toperceive,' if they will,:: the - worse thanuseless character of grumbling; and' V

they would resolve to take their' shareot life's burdens and carry them bravely,they would ere long come to thiuk thatthe world after all has a good deal, ofbrightness for. them7-I- f '.every oneshould do his part simply what he ! iscapable of doing what a beautifol bar-mo-

would spring np in society! Fartoo many are striving to do more thaareasonably appertains' to .their naturesThen there are a vast number who seemto do as little as they can. . Generallythe grumbler falls short of his .doty, be--cSuse he occupies too much of his timeia watching tlie lazy and indolent, andeproaching them (or shirking their snare

of theivoild's work. They would 4osehalf their inclination to complain if theygave no attention to idlers, and; wouldhe more likely to shame some into, industry, bv an example of attention'? topersonal ob'igstions -- Annual.of rhrtH'ohgy and Health.

How Far Does the Sodnd o Cannon Travel?, :' :f:"i i'! ?.;

To the Editor of the Seientifla American:The battle of Bunker Hill .was fought

June 17, 1770. 1 he. sound of the. cannon Qsed in the engagement was dis-

tinctly beard by persons on tho Deer- -field River on the east side of HoosickMountain, where now is the town" ofCharlemont, Mass , the distance beingone hundred and twenty miles.,

cThis is

asserted in "The , Memoirs of Capt.ismuel Roberts." a rare work, printed

at "Bennington, Vt , 180?.. Capt, Robertowas an officer in the army .of the revo- -

ution. He says : "We , were surprisedat the hearing of a heavy cannonadefrom a great distance, which, proved tobe the battle of Bunker Hill." P. 27. -

On July 29,1812, a naval engagement.with a cannonade lasting an hour and a

half, occurred between the United .StatesFlotilla of Delaware, Lieut. Samnel An-

gus commanding, and some British shipsthat were in the bay. The oopfiict transpired near Cape May, not far from aplace called Crows Shoals. The firingof the cannon was heard by many . persons at Washington city ; tho distanceof which from the scene of action in adirect line is one hundred and twentymiles. This is recorded as "A CuriousFact" in Vol. 2, No. 9, page 40, of TheWar, published weekly at New York,1812-1- 3.

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These cases are well authenticated.The cannon conld not have been eolarge as those now in use. Are theresimilar instances on record? And howfar distant can the report of the heaviestcannon be heard?

" D. T. Tailor.'Hyde Park, Mass

We offer you no new remedy inDenig'a Coogh Balsam. For twphtyyears it has been thr roughly tried andnever found wanting, and it to-d- av 1s

the best coogh remedy in the m irket.Cures like magic, pleasant to take, and

.; only 25c. for four-oun- ce bottle.

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Something: About the Brlry ;Drr; ror Juaaies to JtseniemDct. j--; .

' The tears chemically consideredaa weak ao!ution: of chloride of eoUc Jand phosphate of lime.--; ' t'oetlcallyB8idered,-'tne- are dropa splashed into lbdeyes from the deep springs of the soul,iatowhlb. weiluf aArM w basf&llBPhysiologically, they are' the overAo'fi'of thfllacbrjma-gj- a

contraction of certain muscles It labtrrpresent purpose trrcrmsider Ahetn atweapon of attack and defense. Tbeyare the late resource Wlfie' gefitlff Set,--

the emot'tonalV'last ditch.' as it wen.T-- S

io use48ra.,wjri .ejxsci,, mereioie,4re- -.

quires a certain judgment They should 'not rg&uy: be resorted .to-.-Jfcttre rladyiappeals to these moist arguments ci ail -

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They simply' become a "damp nuisa&oe. .' ' "",

Another important requisite Is that theyshould be used fEHhetically. It is the) 7theory J that tears pearly tearsflowdown the cheek ; but in practice is is '

foii'iid that thejr dribble down-ttiro- or

The eyes get red, and the nose syfflpa-- f

thizes with the general aoistarc, indgets a port of raw look at the eoi.-t.- j,

may be laid down a. role that the wo--man who. uses ber .handkerchief at:' this1 .

moment is lost. The dignity-aa- d effect';iveness of tears iaooe as soon, as themopping business begins-':- -. A j iigbf his-teric- al

sniffle may be permitted, if artiftlcally executed with a gasp or sob, butno polishing off of the eyes or proboi- - . .

Gisis admi8sab!e.: JThe best, jne'.hpdvlato hold the head. re,ct,'. loo; the J cruel'tyrant in thejace, and let 'the eafi floV

!TTfie bead is bent forward tha", tear willrun down be nose and dro"p off the etidiand that spoils the whole 'thinflf a 'Leus, fo example,., arippose" that" the fairoperator wants" :a spring bonnet. 'Thastern and heartless tyrant refuses, aadleven sneaks - in an' unfeelingab jut bills. The skillful praclitioneresawill not sulk - She willlook np attrm smilingly and ploaliBg-ly- ,

and remark lhat she will aiill tontioeue to wear her old winter bonnet; 'then,her chin will twitch; and a faint tremorwill he heard in her, voice, and tears-i-dle

tare will flow one by one --downher cheeks. Thereupon the stern tyraat,opens his pocket-boo- k.

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Facts for the Canoua. :''---

..The meaning of trie word Amen ii 'iSohe it. . Itwas introduced from the Jew-- "

ish Into tfie Christian Church about $99X D. ;:: 1 '.'ttXi " Vlsv? W o! ;

The drink known as "pnnch'.' svas rr--? ,

trod need Into Europe from ihe East In-

dies' by Anglo-Indians at some data "be-

tween 1 1748 . and 1770. ",;"It As 40amed' '

from the Hindoo word paatteht Persian,.poiy ), because, it consists of, five, ingreuien;s, wuicn wuenrai ra&aetuWPre

water, "sugar a't'femo'jufcetThe . famous Vauxhall punch wan an ad-

mixture of arrack, brandy, sugar,' lemon' -

Juice and water.' ''. ..!The mammoth trees of California are

the largest known. The dimensions ofone tree, in the Tulare group, were, ac- - 7cording to the measurements made bymembers of the State Geological Sur--ivey, 2?8 feet high, 106 feet in circumfer-ence at the 'base, and. 78 feet at a pojnt12 feet above the ground.' The redwoodtree frequently grows to a height of 301

feet and a diameter of 15 feet. The barof a California' tre$6n exhibition Js 35

' ' " '' 'Inches thick. .7' The origin of the gameTof philopena(

it ihaid to hare been : as fallow's t Thpeople of Alsace and Lorraine were fortmerly under German rule, as. they now.are ; but while a part of. France they lostin a great measure the use of "the Ger- -.

man language, arid" what they retainedhecarae, corrupt If was an old custonlamong them for young couples to ensage ' themselves.' in eating the, halves ofdouble almonds, and then to salute eachj .

other aa rV well beloved" each .time, Ihejr,

met The ' word . in German was iielUr,5c;'but having forgotten the meaning '

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or thia-'wor- tbey gradually changed "to"phillipo". which" Bounds. i like tit, and"phihippiaa.!' z; zinxt

It is said that no.rhyraes exist inihaEnglish language ,t&r the.i6rjs. silver,orange,, mqntb kiln vbi!ge and gult, ," Shakespeare uses' 'more different wofdsthan' any Othef writer ' Irl the Engltsiflangflage.1 Writers; or! the ktalis'tio ofwords inform us that he oses abOnt 15,-0- 00

different. words In. bis plays and son-nets, .while there is no.othei; writer who,

asei so many as i0,00Q.-Som-e few writers

use . as many as ,12.000 words, but the.g rest, majority o(; writers do not employ,more, than 8,000.. In conversation butfrom 3,000 to 5,000 different words araused, .i. - ..; .ivr-;- . n' -' r- - ? a

., What Everybody. Wants) ,

Is a pleasant, reliable medicine that never does any harm, and .prevents and 7euros disease by keeping the stomach in -

perfect order, the bowels regular, andthe kidneys and liver active. Sacb amedicine is Parker 3 Ginger Tonic.. Itrelieves every case, and we bavo seenstacks of letters from thousands whohave been saved and cured by It. Seaother column. -- Tribune, ,'

The Only Ohio Joke.Burdette ia the Burlington Hawkey. -

On our way to Cincinnati the fat tjasV.senger flattens his face against the glassyand, looking into the gloom, aayst :V

"This is Morrow. If it wasn't foif ,

this town there are thousands of men inOhio who would never make a joke.- -But as it is, every day several men inevery staiion on the line of this andconnecting roads come in and say to theticket agent, 'I want a ticketthat is, I want a ticket to . Morrow to-- --

day ; I want to go to Mon w his afterr,noon.' Nine imes out of tin, and oft--,

ene", be does tot want a tic-- et, .:He baa

probably never been, and never will be",in Morrow in all bis life, but he wantsto say his joke, and he says it . That iawhy the town waa so named. There iaone man in Xenia wbo has said it tbreahundred and sixty-fiv- e times a year foithe past ten years, and he doean t know,lo save his never-dyin- g soul he couldn'ttell ; whether Morrow, is north orsouth of Xenia.". . , . ,

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