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THE FOLLOWING IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.
THIS SCENE CONTAINS STRONG VIOLENCE
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
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Hank Titaloowee was in his lawn, taking out the trash. Oh what a good husband he is!
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‘Yep…that’s the last one. I wonder what Bethel is making for breakfast. Sure smells good! Gee I sure golly well hope its pancakes today.’
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Stranger in blue shirt: ‘Hank Titaloowee?’
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GARBAGE DAY!!!
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‘Huh?’
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HAHAHAHA…..HAHAHAHA…HAHA..HAHAHAHAHAH..HAHAHA.HAHAHAH….HAHAHAHA..HAHAHAHAHA….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!
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‘NOOO!!!’
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*Crappy gunshot effects
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*Crappy bullet penetrating through tin, human flesh and limb effects
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‘Ah!’
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*Life flashes before Hank’s eyes.. ‘What the hell is happening? Who is this guy I’ve never seen him before? Oh I wanted pancakes for breakfast!’
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‘Happy Birthday……’
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Bethels Pancakes….pancakes to die for…
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Hi guys. This presentation shows something I really love to do. I would love to become a writer (maybe for the BBC one day?) or work in advertising. This type of stuff is something I would love to have as a career and is one of things in life I really enjoy. I hope you all liked it.
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Note:
The images used in this work were taken from the absolutely fanstastic (sarcasm) movie Silent Deadly Night 2.
If you want a good laugh, just type in garbage day on Youtube.