Woman gets excited and starts to read a brochure Man suggests

a trip to Venice

After the bottle of wine, Man does, what he should have had done all along:

He buys her a pair of shoes

SEX

Man and Womanagree to have sex

in the evening

Man acts as thoughhe has forgotten all

about it

Man believes it can start right away

Woman relaxes

Man assumes that the time has come

and makes sexual advances

Man tries again

NO Sex forA looong time

Man nags about why woman does

not want to have sex

Man trips on purpose on the carpet, showing how vulnerable he is

Woman melts away

Man’s knee heals quickly and he suggests sex

Man discovers rather quickly, how much fun they can have together

without having sex

Woman suggests Intimate dinner for two

Man pretends that he is hungry

The food, finally ready after hours and hours,

is eaten

Man makes sexual advance

Man falls asleep

Woman happily shares this thought

Man suggests a refreshing walk in order to make Woman relaxed

Man gets angry

Man tries to find a shortcut

Woman gets tired

Man suggests a bath for two

After bathing, Man suggests opening a

bottle of wine

Woman BlocksNO Sex

The Formula of Sex

Man drinks the bottle by himself