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Jennifer Burr Altabef
A life
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She wasn’t always the successful, blonde lawyer we know and love today
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It all began outside Kansas City, Missouri
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A city of grace, beauty and…
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… our nation’s first shopping center
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Jennifer loved Kansas City!
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She had an idyllic childhood
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She dreamed her big dreams there
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She enjoyed the usual interests of a teenager
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Bikini sighting!
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She was an excellent student
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Then she left home, determined to see the world
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Despite the glamour
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She did miss home
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But eventually at SMU she blossomed
* Artist’s rendition of Jennifer during her tenure as Cardinal Puff’s waitress
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And then took a serious job working for Judge Estes
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But work was not her sole interest
Pe
Peter Altabef
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Happily Ever After
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For the most part
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She joined a fine firm and began a most successful career
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She had many interests
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Including an interest in justice: THEY WERE ROBBED!
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Deep, abiding interests
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International interests
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Jennifer made nice friends
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And some truly special friends
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Jennifer blazed trails
Fashion Law Section FoundedLocke Purnell Rain Harrell
1992
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Jennifer made herself into a top-notch employment lawyer:
Her work reverberated around the country
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Her work was newsworthy!
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She brought joy to many lives
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She inspired great poetry
You’d have to walk a mile in my shoes
To know the anguish I go through.
Hearts are to be broken minds you can play with.
But souls should never be spirited away, except by God the all mighty!
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Jennifer was a marvelous mentor
And we have the stories to prove it!
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“Jennifer taught me that defending a deposition was critical to protecting our clients. She emphasized that nothing was more important than ensuring our witnesses were prepared to testify”
--Yasue Koezuka
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Actual quote from deposition Jennifer defended for a client:
Q: What did you do when she showed up at your house?
A: I was standing there in my underwear; what am I supposed to do?
Q: I am not asking you what you are supposed to do, I am asking you what you did?
A: I am standing there in my underwear freshly divorced. I just stood there and we talked for a short time. And then she knew what she was doing and she took care of the everything else and we had sex.
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Some found her inspiring
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She asked the questions everyone wanted answered
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“Jennifer, working with you on a particular case inspired me to marry an employment lawyer!”--Gayle Rosenstein Klein
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Others found a lost twin
“Jennifer taught me that it was imperative that we always surreptitiously visit the home of a plaintiff. Some might call this stalking, but Jennifer considered it part of a thorough preparation. And if you saw the plaintiff’s above-ground pool and emus? Well, that was just a special bonus.”
--Margaret Lesesne
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Then Jennifer joined a new fine law firm and carried on her amazing career. She immediately impressed them all.
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She emulated Martha Stewart (that’s a chili cook-off entry, folks!)
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The case that started it all
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And then she decided to leave the law behind.
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People at her firm were sad.
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Jennifer made this tribute to herself
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Not everyone was sad she retired
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She got to devote more of her talents to other interests
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She rededicated herself to what really matters in life
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Jennifer found time to express herself in haunting haiku
Coursing round the trailer park,Over the stolen Christmas ham,A daily occurrence.
Unfinished beer,A styrofoam (bleep),Golden Corral.
**All references taken from one real case, in the real practice of law. Booya, transactional lawyers.
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And Jennifer continued perform at the highest standard of excellence as a wife, mother and friend
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Today Jennifer Burr Altabef is
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Mother to the lovely Hayley
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A woman with celebrity offspring
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Inspiration for Will’s silly faces
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Party Planner Extraordinaire
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Related to this?
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And this?
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Definitely this
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Visiting world treasures
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Making fashion statements ‘round the globe
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Olympian
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Friend to the rich and powerful
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And the otherwise well-endowed
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Ski bunny
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Tuba Fan
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Northwestern Wildcat
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GOURMET
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Seriously gourmet
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Proud
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Successful
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ODE TO OUR CASES
By Jennifer, Gayle and Margaret
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run in place for showmichael jackson backstabber
how many kids borne
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living in my carletty cries safety award
tony gets point one
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Bear wrestlesEmu bites her faceAbove ground pool
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Felt tree skirtRegister is short
Termination
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Call Daddy pick upDumas County Jail now home
Colleen nay orange
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Rumored ItalianWedding death insurance now
Fountain s*** is lost
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Monkeys delivermanagers under bedturned off her phone
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Crystal loved by shrinkPens in places undisclosedPregnant control top bad
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REO Speedwagon rocksbirthday boy on calendarsunglasses only memory
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Shall I show you howThe snakes wrapped around me
O.J. trial letter
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Produce section manelevator rides ignored
jacket leather worn
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jeep rider simianmike julie red explorer
imagine endo detail
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style consultant hairgreg center universe hers
lawyers 3 and lost
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drink sex on the beachwreaths christmas m streets
green suit NY dude
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Handprint tieVacuum guy
Said it was consensualYou buy?
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WE LOVE YOU JENNIFER!