IT’S ALLY’S TURN!

By: Alejandra Maria NarvaezSpecial effects by: Kat Hanley

Hello to my friends• Catherine – my twin• Katherine – my friend who lives next to the HIG house (don’t ask)• Emily – my friend the color of sunshine• Kat – my catholicism buddy – thank you for the dollar• Becca – my SFDS buddy• John – you have poofy hair• Adam – thank you for letting me borrow the DVDs• Brianna – WILLY AND THE WONKA• Maricarmen – ALEJANDRA! NICK’S ACTING GAY! It’s not my

problem anymore. Oooh…• Michael – fishy!• Lauren – Ludacris in the back of your Chevrolet *ah, ah!*• Alayne – Cornellius lives forever!• Brad – we will be the most fashionable ppl the democratic party

has ever seen!

Things that make our world go Things that make our world go ‘round‘round

Fishy at the table threatening to eat my baked potato

My baked potato

John’s head shake of shame

Twin’s smashing of the sandwich

Fishy at the table making the fishy face

Sr. Jane Meyer walking behind me as I throw my head back and laugh

Adam asking me which DVD I haven’t seen yet and asking me for the safe return of the one I currently hold in my possession

“Who’s going to the Strake/St. Thomas game?”

Power points with horrific misspellings

Power points in general

My Chick-Fil-A baggieNo

Pickle

About my buddies…• Katherine – falls off of small TV room couches easily• Catherine – likes to curse loudly in my house while my parents

are out eating• John – boyfriend of Katherine; shakes his head at me often• Kat – sits next to me in Catholicism and picks up my pen

whenever I drop it• Emily – runs alongside me while trying to escape the evil bee• Lauren – shares her Pringles™ with me• Maricarmen – met my gastroenurologist samurai uncle at my

15th b-day party• Rebecca – removed her friend from Adam’s party after his

neighbor fell out of a tree and nearly died; falls out of swivel recliners easily

• Fishy – makes the fishy face• Brianna – her daddy thinks we’ll all live on the moon one day

(watch that happen in like, 2 years…)• Adam – lets me borrow his South Park DVDs and I still have

one inside my computer… sorry… gives me rides and provides me with boyfriends at his fun parties… jk.

The People That Make Me The People That Make Me SmartSmart

Ms. Crank – she’s super cool and I am her best student everMrs. Rushing – she is very nice but insists that we use secure classmate… booo…Mrs. Wische – she has 80s hair… she reminds me of Dee Snider of Twisted SisterMrs. Meloncon – she’s the shizzle fo rizzle my nizzleMrs. Kemmnitz – her computers frickin suckMrs. Thompson – she’s cool *Daddy*Mrs. Lusby – she nearly broke my jaw today

Behind the Scenes of the PowerPoint:

They wanted to replace Kemmnitz with Kermit… heehee… I like Kermit…

• ““something wicked this way comes…” –something wicked this way comes…” –Lusby to CatherineLusby to Catherine

• ““Mr. Narvaez, what does mayday mean?” Mr. Narvaez, what does mayday mean?” “Mayday… means aww sh*T.”“Mayday… means aww sh*T.”

• ““I’m so glad I get to dance Ballet Today!” I’m so glad I get to dance Ballet Today!” “DANCE BELLY?!”“DANCE BELLY?!”

• Lauren, tell me what you don’t like about Lauren, tell me what you don’t like about yourself…yourself…

about the creator

•God was born way before any of us… JK!

I meant ME you sillies! No offense, God…

Everything you wanted to know about Alejandra**Everything you wanted to know about Alejandra**• Born December 26, 1988 in Monterrey, MexicoBorn December 26, 1988 in Monterrey, Mexico• Goes to: SAA with the people listed in previous slides (excluding any person Goes to: SAA with the people listed in previous slides (excluding any person

of the male gender)of the male gender)• Came from: SFdS with Rebecca and AdamCame from: SFdS with Rebecca and Adam• Likes: P!NK, John Mayer, Chick-Fil-A with no pickles, the red French Fries, Likes: P!NK, John Mayer, Chick-Fil-A with no pickles, the red French Fries,

Geology with Ms. Crank (Debbie…), coloring books, STACY!!!, my bed Geology with Ms. Crank (Debbie…), coloring books, STACY!!!, my bed because it’s cozy, and dreaming of marrying John Mayer, BANG, BANG, because it’s cozy, and dreaming of marrying John Mayer, BANG, BANG, BANG!BANG!

• Dislikes: pollen cause it gives me allergies, Chick-Fil-A with pickles, English, Dislikes: pollen cause it gives me allergies, Chick-Fil-A with pickles, English, being without Stacy, sleeping on wooden boxes, getting lost in the woods being without Stacy, sleeping on wooden boxes, getting lost in the woods (but loves ‘accidentally’ letting a tree branch swing back and poke Rosemarie (but loves ‘accidentally’ letting a tree branch swing back and poke Rosemarie Shelton in the eye… so much for bushwhacking…), not dreaming of John Shelton in the eye… so much for bushwhacking…), not dreaming of John Mayer, pizza ‘flavors’ other than, pepperoni, cheese, and sausage, those Mayer, pizza ‘flavors’ other than, pepperoni, cheese, and sausage, those cursed boots that gave me a frickin cramp, mommy shoving a banana down cursed boots that gave me a frickin cramp, mommy shoving a banana down my throat (YOU NEED THE POTASSIUM!), John nearly hurling my guitar to the my throat (YOU NEED THE POTASSIUM!), John nearly hurling my guitar to the ground after I fell down, falling down in general, falling anywhere, falling near ground after I fell down, falling down in general, falling anywhere, falling near boys, falling right here, falling right there, falling off stairs, falling of tables, boys, falling right here, falling right there, falling off stairs, falling of tables, falling off chairs, falling off sofas, falling off beds, falling off shower railings, falling off chairs, falling off sofas, falling off beds, falling off shower railings, falling off stages, falling off camels, falling off horses, falling off elephants, falling off stages, falling off camels, falling off horses, falling off elephants, falling off cars, falling off seats in cars, falling off picnic baskets, falling off falling off cars, falling off seats in cars, falling off picnic baskets, falling off microwaves, falling off shopping carts, falling off unstable shoes, falling due microwaves, falling off shopping carts, falling off unstable shoes, falling due to gravity, falling due to fatigue, falling due to a push, falling due to a shove, to gravity, falling due to fatigue, falling due to a push, falling due to a shove, falling due to a shovel, falling due to a freshman, falling due to any man… falling due to a shovel, falling due to a freshman, falling due to any man… etc.etc.

**but were too afraid to ask!**but were too afraid to ask!

Scotty says Scotty says we’re in we’re in

Cincinnati…Cincinnati…… … and CINCI don’t and CINCI don’t

need anything, I ain’t need anything, I ain’t giving him jack.giving him jack.

Do you really think there's only one perfect mate? As a matter of fact I do.

Well, then how can you be certain to find them? And if you do find them are they really the one for you or do you only think

they are and what happens if the person you're supposed to be with never appears or she does, but you're to distracted to

notice. You learn to pay attention.

Then let's say...God puts 2 people on earth and they are lucky enough to find one another but one of them gets hit by

lightening, well then what? Is that it? Or perchance you meet someone new and marry all over again is that the lady you're supposed to be with or was it the 1st? And if so, when the 2 of them were walking side by side, were they both the one for you and you just happen to be the 1st one 1st or was the 2nd one

supposed to be 1st? And is everything just chance or were some things meant to be?

You cannot leave everything to fate, boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.

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That’s all, guys!That’s all, guys!

Y’ALL COME BACK NOW, YA… no wait… that’s too gay… let me think…

ooh I got it!!! (see next slide.)

BYE!BYE!