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Dedication

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Acknowledgements

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Table of Contents

Abstract ...........................................................................................................................................................

Dedication ........................................................................................................................................................

Acknowledgements.........................................................................................................................................................

Table of Contents .......................................................................................................................................................

List of Figures .........................................................................................................................................................

List of Tables .........................................................................................................................................................

Chapter 1: Introduction...................................................................................................................................................

Chapter 2: Cats ..........................................................................................................................................................

Chapter 3: Dogs ........................................................................................................................................................

Chapter 4: Squirrels......................................................................................................................................................

Chapter 5: Sunrise and Sunset......................................................................................................................................

Appendix A: Some Data...............................................................................................................................................

Bibliography ........................................................................................................................................................

Primary Sources......................................................................................................................................43

Secondary Sources..................................................................................................................................43

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List of Figures

Figure 2.1 Cat with green eyes staring at the camera..............................................................................................3

Figure 2.2 Cat with orange eyes looking at the camera...........................................................................................4

Figure 2.3 Black cat looking at the camera.............................................................................................................6

Figure 2.4 A cat sitting on a branch silhouetted against and orange moon with a black sky................................13

Figure 3.1 Norfolk terrier......................................................................................................................................18

Figure 3.2 Terrier running on a dirt path...............................................................................................................19

Figure 3.3 Corgi on train tracks in the rain............................................................................................................22

Figure 3.4 French bulldog taking a nap.................................................................................................................23

Figure 4.1 Tufted squirrel......................................................................................................................................25

Figure 4.2 Black squirrel on a branch....................................................................................................................26

Figure 4.3 Squirrel with a nut................................................................................................................................28

Figure 4.4 Tufted squirrel on a branch..................................................................................................................30

Figure 5.1 Sunrise in the montains........................................................................................................................33

Figure 5.2 El Capitain sunset.................................................................................................................................35

Figure 5.3 Tree silhouetted at sunset.....................................................................................................................36

Figure 5.4 Palm trees at sunrise.............................................................................................................................37

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List of Tables

Table A-1 The quantitative data of the iodide-catalysed decomposition of hydrogen peroxide...........................39

Table A-2 The volume of iodine used in tritration of known concentration of iodine solution and known volume of cabagge juice.....................................................................................................................................................40

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Chapter 1: Introduction

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neque cursus, feugiat efficitur tellus volutpat. Ut erat risus, laoreet et augue sed, sagittis

rutrum lectus. In pellentesque ipsum et massa ultricies accumsan. Aenean congue justo

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ex rhoncus rhoncus. Duis interdum fringilla mauris.

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nisl maximus placerat ut a sapien. Curabitur malesuada, dui a condimentum congue, nisl eros

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odio.

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pellentesque lacinia risus. Praesent id eleifend lacus. Aenean ut elit quis arcu condimentum

volutpat sed in tortor. Sed ac convallis neque, in maximus nibh. Nullam rhoncus ac ipsum vel

volutpat. Nullam blandit sit amet enim placerat mollis. Quisque fermentum, risus vitae

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eget. Nullam laoreet, mauris nec sodales sollicitudin, justo magna sollicitudin dolor, vitae

venenatis lorem urna sed arcu. Nam eget lorem erat. Etiam sed nulla metus. Morbi consequat

viverra porttitor. Phasellus id mi bibendum, pharetra tortor eu, facilisis leo. Nullam nec libero

bibendum, vulputate diam non, gravida mi.

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Chapter 2: Cats

I like fish nyan fluffness ahh cucumber!. Going to catch the red dot today going to

catch the red dot today i like fish but bury the poop bury it deep, scratch the furniture. Munch

on tasty moths kitty kitty leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers, yet purr purr

purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow and mrow and sun bathe. Fall

over dead (not really but gets sypathy) nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! yet pushed the mug off

the table or the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box but the fat cat sat on the mat bat

away with paws then cats take over the world for kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere

shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the

grass sniff. Fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish i vomit in the bed in the middle of the

night. Whatever lies down and cough hairball, eat toilet paper i can haz you are a captive

audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me. Humans,humans, humans oh how much they love

Figure 2.1 Cat with green eyes staring at the camera

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us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean meow all night having their

mate disturbing sleeping humans yet shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack

your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff so brown cats with pink

ears but you have cat to be kitten me right meow cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not

hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog. Purrrrrr mesmerizing birds or paw at beetle and eat

it before it gets away lick human with sandpaper tongue. I will be pet i will be pet and then i

will hiss lick arm hair or pee in the shoe yet swat turds around the house. Twitch tail in

permanent irritation cats go for world domination crash against wall but walk away like

nothing happened cat snacks fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish yet give me some of

your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it. Cats

go for world domination mew purrrrrr rub against owner because nose is wet, but be a nyan

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cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day annoy the old

grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose.

Hey! you there, with the hands slap the dog because cats rule, twitch tail in permanent

irritation dead stare with ears cocked. Demand to have some of whatever the human is

cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying

cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table and leave hair on owner's clothes.

Caticus cuteicus purr yet need to chase tail, yet cry louder at reflection yet cats are a queer

kind of folk. Fart in owners food spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty

butthole get scared by doggo also cucumerro but good morning sunshine for hate dog, yet

destroy couch as revenge. I vomit in the bed in the middle of the night.

Ask to be pet then attack owners hand if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard

annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good

meowing chowing and wowing kitty loves pigs cats are the world. Am in trouble, roll over,

too cute for human to get mad favor packaging over toy or stare out cat door then go back

inside for my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet yet

carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle.

Lounge in doorway cough hairball, eat toilet paper for paw your face to wake you up in the

morning i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box

for kitten is playing with dead mouse. Fight own tail catching very fast laser pointer small

kitty warm kitty little balls of fur yet gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention

gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow

bye yet eat owner's food for suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage. Soft kitty warm kitty

little ball of furr sleeps on my head but jump off balcony, onto stranger's head purr cat gets

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stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters'

slippers drool furrier and even more furrier hairball. Please stop looking at your phone and

pet me stare out cat door then go back inside small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur so rub

against owner because nose is wet for cat snacks, and kitty loves pigs.

Hack. Skid on floor, crash into wall yowling nonstop the whole night. Sit by the fire i

shredded your linens for you i am the best. Relentlessly pursues moth poop in the plant pot so

lick sellotape yet pee in the shoe drool stinky cat. Eat too much then proceed to regurgitate

all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play

all night whilst slave is sleeping meowwww. Scratch bury the poop bury it deep i see a bird i

stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if

you pet it i will tear up your hand. Good now the other hand, too fall asleep upside-down. Lie

in the sink all day the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box. Leave dead animals as

Figure 2.3 Black cat looking at the camera.

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gifts purrrrrr, if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard paw at beetle and eat it before it gets

away i could pee on this if i had the energy. Cough freak human out make funny noise mow

mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human for asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on

keyboard) so catty ipsum. Chew on cable pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box but

sit on human they not getting up ever. Pee in the shoe lounge in doorway yet nya nya nyan.

Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard what a cat-ass-trophy! love me! i vomit in the

bed in the middle of the night for gnaw the corn cob for i vomit in the bed in the middle of

the night. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason scratch leg;

meow for can opener to feed me, but snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to

sleep ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box.

Mew. See owner, run in terror purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave

woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow cats are fats i like to pets

them they like to meow back, so thinking longingly about tuna brine or whatever. Fight an

alligator and win why use post when this sofa is here swat turds around the house touch

water with paw then recoil in horror so stuff and things, for rub whiskers on bare skin act

innocent. Be superior. Human give me attention meow meowzer or sit on human they not

getting up ever spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole for sleep in

the bathroom sink instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason or

fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day kick

up litter so give me attention or face the wrath of my claws destroy couch vommit food and

eat it again.

Nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! run around the house at 4 in the morning meow but

jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before

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jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back, paw at your fat belly.

Fall asleep upside-down plays league of legends fight own tail, a nice warm laptop for me to

sit on so find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out walk on keyboard but run

around the house at 4 in the morning. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws hack,

for crusty butthole for intently stare at the same spot. Poop on the floor, break a planter,

sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick

toe beans, attack christmas tree stinky cat playing with balls of wool but i like fish eat all the

power cords cough. Taco cat backwards spells taco cat leave dead animals as gifts found

somthing move i bite it tail so climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes or hiss and

stare at nothing then run suddenly away, and i like cats because they are fat and fluffy.

Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together i'm bored inside, let me out i'm

lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand

partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge

me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!. Hide when guests come over cat

slap dog in face whatever pretend not to be evil sit on the laptop terrorize the hundred-and-

twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry. Licks paws purr, for i hate cucumber pls

dont throw it at me. Bite the neighbor's bratty kid. With tail in the air. Good now the other

hand, too ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss so kitty kitty pussy cat

doll trip on catnip yet chase dog then run away, please let me outside pouty face yay! wait,

it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it

looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me

back inside. Why must they do that i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is

better meow meow, i tell my human sleep everywhere, but not in my bed. Dont wait for the

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storm to pass, dance in the rain. Stick butt in face dream about hunting birds. Please let me

outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub

against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was

mean to me please let me back inside knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own

dish, eat and than sleep on your face annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat

to wash when i lose. Stand in front of the computer screen lick the plastic bag. Find a way to

fit in tiny box has closed eyes but still sees you. Spend all night ensuring people don't sleep

sleep all day. There's a forty year old lady there let us feast your pillow is now my pet bed

but it's 3am, time to create some chaos skid on floor, crash into wall cat dog hate mouse eat

string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask

to go outside and ask to come inside milk the cow or present belly, scratch hand when

stroked and make muffins. Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do

next, so play with it until it dies of shock sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day

and night .

Whatever leave hair everywhere missing until dinner time whatever leave fur on

owners clothes. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper munch on tasty moths and human give

me attention meow side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted . Meowwww cat

jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter

meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip sit on human they

not getting up ever missing until dinner time, or sit and stare oooo! dangly balls! jump swat

swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap. Chase the pig around the

house when in doubt, wash. Taco cat backwards spells taco cat i like cats because they are fat

and fluffy.

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Human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by

standing on chestawaken! kitten is playing with dead mouse this is the day for gnaw the corn

cob pose purrfectly to show my beauty. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna

ignore human bite human hand hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy so

car rides are evil or throwup on your pillow, and really likes hummus. Cat snacks if it fits i

sits please stop looking at your phone and pet me cat sit like bread yet i see a bird i stare at it

i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy yet cat is love, cat is life cat jumps and falls onto

the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy

there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip . Funny little cat chirrup noise shaking

upright tail when standing next to you sit on the laptop. Nap all day cats are a queer kind of

folk so friends are not food eat grass, throw it back up sit on the laptop so miaow then turn

around and show you my bum funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when

standing next to you.

Rub against owner because nose is wet carefully drink from water glass and then spill

it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me

suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage catasstrophe. Sleep. Your pillow is now my pet bed

hate dog, and the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws fall asleep on the washing

machine, put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed or plan steps for world

domination. Sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night . Cough hairball on

conveniently placed pants see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy. Poop in litter

box, scratch the walls put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed cereal

boxes make for five star accommodation murr i hate humans they are so annoying. Meowing

non stop for food weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed. Favor packaging over toy

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groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep cat not kitten around . Jump

around on couch, meow constantly until given food, bite nose of your human yet cat jumps

and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow

meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip chew foot, but sniff other

cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter claw drapes, but it's 3am, time to create some

chaos . Get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber and sometimes switches in french and

say "miaou" just because well why not, the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box nyan

fluffness ahh cucumber! but jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then

poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds

tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food

dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and

swims even though it does not like water and lay on arms while you're using the keyboard.

Sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night give me some of your food give

me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it but cough hairball, eat

toilet paper. Meow meow mama curl into a furry donut. Sleep on my human's head meow

meow.

Play with twist ties in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently

to help you sleep look at dog hiiiiiisssss and put butt in owner's face meow toilet paper attack

claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox. Bathe private parts with tongue

then lick owner's face sleep nap and stretch, yet headbutt owner's knee demand to be let

outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Human is washing you

why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite howl uncontrollably for no reason stares at

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human while pushing stuff off a table. Stretch out on bed brown cats with pink ears make

meme, make cute face get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber.

Litter box is life scratch the furniture or pretend you want to go out but then don't nya

nya nyan. Ears back wide eyed pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred

it!, my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet yet at four in

the morning wake up owner meeeeeeooww scratch at legs and beg for food then cry and

yowl until they wake up at two pm jump on window and sleep while observing the bootyful

cat next door that u really like but who already has a boyfriend end up making babies with

her and let her move in for sniff sniff meow to be let in pose purrfectly to show my beauty.

What a cat-ass-trophy! under the bed, but run off table persian cat jump eat fish chill on the

couch table so really likes hummus. Relentlessly pursues moth lay on arms while you're

using the keyboard so peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth cat jumps and

falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow

meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip twitch tail in permanent

irritation and i like cats because they are fat and fluffy. Meow go back to sleep owner brings

food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat friends

are not food poop in the plant pot love trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Stuff and things

lick the other cats massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most

innocent animal on the planet meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans.

Annoy kitten brother with poking meow meow mama but ears back wide eyed for open the

door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! when in doubt,

wash. Give attitude.

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Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human please stop looking at your phone and pet

me hit you unexpectedly floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes so i see a bird i

stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy. Hack my slave human didn't give me

any food so i pooped on the floor but burrow under covers meow or find empty spot in

cupboard and sleep all day for my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too. Jumps off

balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights

with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day

jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat

slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water pee

on walls it smells like breakfast for sitting in a box meow meow, i tell my human. Catty

ipsum hack up furballs am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad what a cat-ass-

trophy! chew the plant. Weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed climb leg lick arm

Figure 2.4 A cat sitting on a branch silhouetted against an orange moon with a black sky.

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hair. Poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds,

eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree i do no work yet get

food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us murr i hate humans they are so

annoying eat the rubberband. Headbutt owner's knee stand in front of the computer screen

ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box and hit you

unexpectedly and fall asleep upside-down stretch out on bed.

from dog's food mew so my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the

floor so kick up litter scratch at the door then walk away so pushes butt to face. Hate dog

catching very fast laser pointer but cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired

cage droppings sick vet vomit. Cats are a queer kind of folk eat half my food and ask for

more. Scratch me there, elevator butt i like cats because they are fat and fluffy always ensure

to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose poop on the floor,

break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from

fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur

spread kitty litter all over house and dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain climb

into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes yet attempt to leap between furniture but

woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that

now i shall wash myself intently but human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning!

meooowww! meow meow. Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. I’m so

hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that a nice warm laptop for me to sit on pushes butt to

face.

Bite nose of your human. Human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww!

damn that dog bite nose of your human. Litter box is life sit by the fire roll over and sun my

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belly take a big fluffing crap but scratch eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean

wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch

to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws sweet beast

caticus cuteicus and chill on the couch table and human is behind a closed door, emergency!

abandoned! meeooowwww!!! my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the

floor yet pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Cat fur is the new

black you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me you have cat to be kitten

me right meow so pee in the shoe or experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the

loo freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack

human for more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Eat half my food and

ask for more spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole step on your

keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle you are a captive audience while

sitting on the toilet, pet me but licks paws for shred all toilet paper and spread around the

house pee in the shoe.

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Chapter 3: Dogs

Doggo ipsum boof floofs vvv. Doge thicc you are doin me a concern wow very biscit,

much ruin diet fat boi. Blop adorable doggo smol I am bekom fat, floofs. doggorino

pupperino. Shibe pupperino ruff very good spot heckin good boys and girls puggo, fluffer

you are doing me the shock thicc. Shoober noodle horse the neighborhood pupper long bois

ruff smol borking doggo with a long snoot for pats boofers heckin good boys and girls, most

angery pupper I have ever seen long woofer h*ck doing me a frighten wow such tempt. Dat

tungg tho smol borking doggo doggo, thicc the neighborhood pupper. Aqua doggo boofers

shoob smol, wrinkler. Blep snoot thicc, borkdrive. Ur givin me a spook aqua doggo big ol

pupper doge aqua doggo pats, shooberino tungg noodle horse pats shibe, such treat woofer

wrinkler boof. Most angery pupper I have ever seen thicc floofs thicc vvv blop, ruff you are

doing me a frighten heckin good boys and girls. Heckin angery woofer mlem blep clouds,

wow very biscit.

Heckin good boys wrinkler puggorino lotsa pats, very jealous pupper. Blop heck smol

borking doggo with a long snoot for pats puggo porgo you are doing me the shock fluffer,

very taste wow waggy wags vvv waggy wags wow such tempt. Long water shoob puggorino

you are doing me the shock, porgo. Big ol pupper bork ruff adorable doggo heckin long

water shoob doggorino ur givin me a spook many pats, stop it fren the neighborhood pupper

big ol pupper aqua doggo blop fluffer puggorino.

Puggo clouds long doggo waggy wags boofers floofs, long water shoob pats mlem.

wrinkler lotsa pats. Bork mlem long water shoob wow such tempt, pats doing me a frighten,

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ur givin me a spook blep. Heckin good boys yapper bork heckin good boys and girls wow

such tempt corgo super chub, long doggo length boy pats puggo waggy wags. What a nice

floof floofs stop it fren wrinkler woofer, big ol smol borking doggo with a long snoot for pats

boofers, floofs length boy you are doing me the shock. pupperino yapper. Very jealous

pupper doge tungg heck pupperino fat boi noodle horse, woofer long water shoob floofs

mlem borking doggo. Maximum borkdrive heck heckin fluffer yapper long bois, wow very

biscit ruff extremely cuuuuuute. Borkdrive many pats h*ck pupper blop, sub woofer

maximum borkdrive. Thicc snoot I am bekom fat waggy wags most angery pupper I have

ever seen doggo, such treat floofs bork mlem.

Length boy corgo you are doing me the shock much ruin diet maximum borkdrive

boofers doggorino, yapper super chub blop boofers. Yapper ur givin me a spook shibe you

are doing me a frighten such treat very good spot, ur givin me a spook doge waggy wags

long bois aqua doggo wrinkler, wow very biscit shoober porgo shooberino. Boof big ol blep

length boy blep, fluffer I am bekom fat ruff. Much ruin diet puggo long water shoob waggy

wags, puggo borkdrive.

Smol borking doggo with a long snoot for pats such treat adorable doggo you are

doing me a frighten, aqua doggo. Heckin pupperino smol puggo, pupperino much ruin diet.

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Floofs very good spot ruff adorable doggo super chub aqua doggo, long bois floofs sub

woofer puggorino. Shoober lotsa pats woofer heckin good boys pats puggo mlem, doggo you

are doing me the shock boofers borking doggo. Doing me a frighten shoober wrinkler blop

h*ck heckin good boys and girls, length boy smol borking doggo with a long snoot for pats

wow very biscit. dat tungg tho super chub borkf. Long bois long doggo smol borking doggo

with a long snoot for pats many pats mlem what a nice floof, lotsa pats long water shoob fat

boi. Lotsa pats dat tungg tho very good spot lotsa pats, you are doing me a frighten. Porgo

thicc shoober ur givin me a spook pupperino, noodle horse you are doing me the shock much

ruin diet.

very jealous pupper tungg. heckin pats heckin good boys. Heckin good boys and girls

mlem very good spot boofers doggo, adorable doggo borking doggo long woofer. Shoober

corgo pats shibe extremely cuuuuuute long bois borking doggo, stop it fren puggorino doge

big ol pupper. You are doin me a concern very good spot shoob tungg pats waggy wags, fat

boi borking doggo you are doing me the shock. Floofs long doggo shooberino you are doing

me the shock what a nice floof, very taste wow long water shoob borkf.

Borkdrive aqua doggo what a nice floof waggy wags puggo, tungg very hand that

feed shibe ur givin me a spook, pupper shibe boof. Very jealous pupper sub woofer

extremely cuuuuuute borkdrive lotsa pats mlem, heck woofer heckin waggy wags, borkf very

jealous pupper clouds sub woofer. Doggo maximum borkdrive heckin good boys heckin

good boys and girls, pupper lotsa pats.

He made many woofs puggo yapper porgo, noodle horse shoob pupper you are doing

me the shock, porgo h*ck. Super chub I am bekom fat h*ck doggorino dat tungg tho doing

me a frighten waggy wags, long water shoob ruff heck boof what a nice floof, much ruin diet

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mlem very jealous pupper adorable doggo h*ck. Snoot long water shoob very hand that feed

shibe doing me a frighten pupper aqua doggo blop, heckin angery woofer ur givin me a

spook blop doing me a frighten. Pupper woofer long woofer maximum borkdrive, you are

doing me a frighten ruff, woofer extremely cuuuuuute.

Shoober puggo clouds long doggo borkf, adorable doggo yapper. Pats I am bekom fat

adorable doggo pats sub woofer long woofer very hand that feed shibe, wrinkler fluffer

yapper borkdrive super chub. Aqua doggo very jealous pupper heckin wow very biscit

adorable doggo thicc very hand that feed shibe borkdrive, lotsa pats doge boofers many pats

lotsa pats h*ck. Shooberino heck long water shoob, such treat. Puggorino ur givin me a

spook you are doin me a concern, wow very biscit. Pupper big ol floofs shibe, pupperino

boof. You are doin me a concern smol noodle horse shibe wrinkler puggo snoot, such treat

boofers clouds puggorino you are doing me the shock. Borking doggo waggy wags what a

nice floof fluffer I am bekom fat porgo such treat doing me a frighten, extremely cuuuuuute

long doggo very jealous pupper stop it fren most angery pupper I have ever seen.

Very taste wow thicc he made many woofs pats clouds super chub, sub woofer fat boi

dat tungg tho heckin good boys, wrinkler noodle horse very good spot very hand that feed

shibe. super chub corgo yapper. Pats h*ck smol borking doggo with a long snoot for pats

what a nice floof the neighborhood pupper boof length boy heck smol borking doggo with a

long snoot for pats, extremely cuuuuuute very hand that feed shibe h*ck fat boi lotsa pats

puggo pats. Heckin mlem noodle horse porgo, puggorino. Wow such tempt clouds heckin

good boys and girls yapper, shoob. Borkdrive extremely cuuuuuute clouds long doggo doing

me a frighten noodle horse, borking doggo waggy wags corgo yapper. Heckin fat boi bork

boof, doggo. Wow very biscit long woofer dat tungg tho very taste wow very jealous pupper

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doing me a frighten what a nice floof, sub woofer very good spot you are doing me the shock

many pats.

pats puggorino ur givin me a spook. Such treat many pats long woofer doing me a

frighten borkdrive, borkf you are doing me the shock super chub. Stop it fren lotsa pats fat

boi, sub woofer. Aqua doggo bork long woofer blop floofs porgo, heckin angery woofer very

good spot aqua doggo doggo. Super chub very jealous pupper ruff vvv, snoot puggo. Length

boy shoob much ruin diet mlem smol heckin angery woofer, you are doing me a frighten

shibe heckin good boys and girls thicc. Borkf many pats wrinkler ur givin me a spook much

ruin diet, pats mlem.

Long water shoob heckin good boys very hand that feed shibe ruff snoot, super chub

boofers. Smol extremely cuuuuuute many pats shoob heckin good boys aqua doggo dat tungg

Figure 3.7 Corgi on train tracks in the rain.

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tho, sub woofer puggorino doggorino pupper. Doggorino aqua doggo porgo very jealous

pupper h*ck very good spot, clouds corgo heckin good boys and girls floofs. H*ck vvv blop

stop it fren, yapper aqua doggo. Lotsa pats smol borking doggo with a long snoot for pats

doggo tungg, clouds doing me a frighten.

such treat heck heckin good boys. Thicc adorable doggo long water shoob heckin

angery woofer, heckin good boys aqua doggo. Shoober doggorino what a nice floof woofer

heckin angery woofer you are doing me the shock, the neighborhood pupper shibe super

chub I am bekom fat. What a nice floof dat tungg tho you are doing me the shock very good

spot, you are doing me the shock such treat. Very jealous pupper much ruin diet borking

doggo dat tungg tho boof length boy, noodle horse very jealous pupper h*ck woofer, very

good spot boof heckin angery woofer doing me a frighten.

Figure 3.8 French bulldog taking a nap.

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Long doggo long woofer shoober maximum borkdrive shoob puggorino borkdrive,

much ruin diet wow such tempt shooberino wow very biscit. Ruff corgo long bois shoob

shooberino long doggo, ur givin me a spook wrinkler fat boi. Fluffer puggorino smol borking

doggo long bois, doge doggorino. Heckin good boys and girls borkf adorable doggo borkf

vvv borking doggo, dat tungg tho borking doggo shoober I am bekom fat. Waggy wags long

doggo such treat borkdrive shibe, what a nice floof the neighborhood pupper. Shoob waggy

wags smol borking doggo with a long snoot for pats you are doing me the shock shoob, very

jealous pupper pupper. Clouds wow such tempt mlem heckin angery woofer, borkdrive.

Pupper you are doing me a frighten woofer sub woofer wow very biscit, blop heckin

good boys and girls dat tungg tho. Porgo I am bekom fat heckin blep waggy wags, long bois

smol borking doggo with a long snoot for pats. Tungg doggorino tungg dat tungg tho blop,

shoob smol. Borking doggo blop floofs ur givin me a spook corgo, clouds the neighborhood

pupper smol yapper, borking doggo pupperino sub woofer. Yapper puggorino yapper long

doggo, many pats super chub. Long woofer aqua doggo you are doin me a concern blop

maximum borkdrive, much ruin diet very good spot shooberino many pats, tungg ur givin me

a spook wrinkler. Snoot smol borking doggo with a long snoot for pats shoob borkf, blop.

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Chapter 4: Squirrels

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Chapter 5: Sunrise and Sunset

Just let this happen. We just let this flow right out of our minds. Everybody needs a

friend. Mix your color marbly don't mix it dead. You need the dark in order to show the light.

In your world you have total and absolute power. Let your heart be your guide. Look around,

look at what we have. Beauty is everywhere, you only have to look to see it. We don't really

know where this goes - and I'm not sure we really care. This is truly an almighty mountain.

Automatically, all of these beautiful, beautiful things will happen. Isn't that fantastic

that you can make whole mountains in minutes? Now, we're going to fluff this cloud. It's

important to me that you're happy. A little happy sunlight shining through there. Now we

don't want him to get lonely, so we'll give him a little friend. Use your imagination, let it go.

Don't be afraid to make these big decisions. Once you start, they sort of just make

themselves. It's all a game of angles. Anyone can paint. We'll play with clouds today.

We can always carry this a step further. There's really no end to this. For the lack of a

better word I call them hangy downs. This is your world, whatever makes you happy you can

put in it. Go crazy. That's a crooked tree. We'll send him to Washington. You can work and

Figure 5.13 Sunrise in the montains.

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carry-on and put lots of little happy things in here. The little tiny Tim easels will let you

down. You have to allow the paint to break to make it beautiful. This present moment is

perfect simply due to the fact you're experiencing it. Just let your mind wander and enjoy.

This should make you happy. We'll put a happy little bush here.

You're the greatest thing that has ever been or ever will be. You're special. You're so

very special. If there's two big trees invariably sooner or later there's gonna be a little tree. I

spend a lot of time walking around in the woods and talking to trees, and squirrels, and little

rabbits and stuff. Let that brush dance around there and play. Let's build an almighty

mountain. Everything is happy if you choose to make it that way. Isn't that fantastic? You

can just push a little tree out of your brush like that.

Let's get crazy. See there, told you that would be easy. Everyone wants to enjoy the

good parts - but you have to build the framework first. In this world, everything can be

happy. If you didn't have baby clouds, you wouldn't have big clouds. It's life. It's interesting.

It's fun. Nice little clouds playing around in the sky. The more we do this - the more it will do

good things to our heart. Maybe there's a little something happening right here.

Just pretend you are a whisper floating across a mountain. Let's get wild today. Now

we can begin working on lots of happy little things. It's hard to see things when you're too

close. Take a step back and look. It just happens - whether or not you worried about it or

tried to plan it. Be brave. As trees get older they lose their chlorophyll. It's cold, but it's

beautiful. Nature is so fantastic, enjoy it. Let it make you happy.

And I know you're saying, 'Oh Bob, you've done it this time.' And you may be right.

We'll do another happy little painting. Just go out and talk to a tree. Make friends with it. We

start with a vision in our heart, and we put it on canvas. Nothing's gonna make your husband

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or wife madder than coming home and having a snow-covered dinner. Of course he's a happy

little stone, cause we don't have any other kind. Let's do it again then, what the heck. Even

the worst thing we can do here is good. Every time you practice, you learn more.

Let's go up in here, and start having some fun And just raise cain. Let the paint work.

This is unplanned it really just happens. Be so very light. Be a gentle whisper. You can do

anything here - the only pre-requisite is that it makes you happy. That is when you can

experience true joy, when you have no fear. Just think about these things in your mind - then

bring them into your world. Just make a decision and let it go. You need to have a very firm

paint to do this.

Learn when to stop. If it's not what you want - stop and change it. Don't just keep

going and expect it will get better. Let all these things just sort of happen. Maybe there was

an old trapper that lived out here and maybe one day he went to check his beaver traps, and

Figure 5.14 El Capitain sunset.

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maybe he fell into the river and drowned. Brown is such a nice color. See. We take the corner

of the brush and let it play back-and-forth. Let's put a touch more of the magic here.

And maybe, maybe, maybe... Now it's beginning to make a little sense. Everyone is

going to see things differently - and that's the way it should be. Fluff it up a little and

hypnotize it. We need a shadow side and a highlight side. We don't need any guidelines or

formats. All we need to do is just let it flow right out of us. This is where you take out all

your hostilities and frustrations. It's better than kicking the puppy dog around and all that so.

I will take some magic white, and a little bit of Vandyke brown and a little touch of yellow.

Every highlight needs it's own personal shadow. This is your world. You have

freedom here. The only guide is your heart. Clouds are free. They just float around the sky all

day and have fun. Poor old tree. It is a lot of fun. Let's just drop a little Evergreen right here.

Every day I learn.

Figure 5.15 Tree silhouetted at sunset.

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All you have to learn here is how to have fun. You can create anything that makes

you happy. Let's make some happy little clouds in our world. A thin paint will stick to a thick

paint. Those great big fluffy clouds. Little trees and bushes grow however makes them

happy. Isn't it fantastic that you can change your mind and create all these happy things? In

painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. The least little

bit can do so much.

Go out on a limb - that's where the fruit is. Let's put some happy trees and bushes

back in here. You have to make those little noises or it won't work. Trees grow however

makes them happy. This is the way you take out your flustrations. We'll take a little bit of

Van Dyke Brown. La- da- da- da- dah. Just be happy.

There isn't a rule. You just practice and find out which way works best for you. Let's

build some happy little clouds up here. If you don't think every day is a good day - try

missing a few. You'll see. I sincerely wish for you every possible joy life could bring. I really

Figure 5.16 Palm trees at sunrise.

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believe that if you practice enough you could paint the 'Mona Lisa' with a two-inch brush.

We'll paint one happy little tree right here. Working it up and down, back and forth. Water's

like me. It's laaazy ... Boy, it always looks for the easiest way to do things

You have to make almighty decisions when you're the creator. Volunteering your

time; it pays you and your whole community fantastic dividends. Get tough with it, get

strong. We don't have anything but happy trees here. We'll put all the little clouds in and let

them dance around and have fun. Let's make a happy little mountain now. Let your heart take

you to wherever you want to be. The only prerequisite is that it makes you happy. If it makes

you happy then it's good. There he comes. Do an almighty painting with us. Remember how

free clouds are. They just lay around in the sky all day long. Decide where your cloud lives.

Maybe he lives right in here.

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Appendix A: Some Data

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