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URGENT -NOTICE DO NOT DIAL IF SOME ONE ASKS YOU TO DIAL #09 or #90 Please Do Not Dial This When Asked, Please circulate URGENTLY. New Trick of Terrorists to Frame Innocent People!! If you receive a phone call on your Mobile from any person saying that they are checking your mobile line, and you have to press #90 or #09 or any other number, END this call immediately without pressing any numbers. Friends, there is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09 they can access your SIM card and make calls at your expense. Forward this message to as many friends as you can, to stop it. This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. There are over 3 million affected mobile phones. You can check this news at CNN web site also. Worlds Largest Passenger Cruise Ship - Royal Caribbean “Freedom of the Seas” M/S Freedom of the Seas is a Royal Caribbean International cruise ship. The world’s largest passenger vessel, she can accommodate over 4,300 passengers on her fifteen passenger decks, served by over 1300 crew. SHAPE \* MERGEFORMAT

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URGENT -NOTICE

 

DO NOT DIAL IF SOME ONE ASKS YOU TO DIAL #09 or #90

Please Do Not Dial This When Asked, Please circulate URGENTLY. New Trick of Terrorists to Frame Innocent People!!  

If you receive a phone call on your Mobile from any person saying that they are checking your mobile line, and you have to press #90 or #09 or any other number, END this call immediately without pressing any numbers.

Friends, there is a fraud company using a device that once you press #90 or #09 they can access your SIM card and make calls at your expense. Forward this message to as many friends as you can, to stop it. This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. There are over 3 million affected mobile phones.

You can check this news at CNN web site also.

Worlds Largest Passenger Cruise Ship - Royal Caribbean “Freedom of the Seas”

M/S Freedom of the Seas is a Royal Caribbean International cruise ship. The world’s largest passenger vessel, she can

accommodate over 4,300 passengers on her fifteen passenger decks, served by over 1300 crew.

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She is about 229 ft. longer, about 108,000 gross tons larger, and can accommodate 2,147 more passengers than RMS

Titanic. Her operating costs are $1 million per day. Rooms for the maiden voyage were priced from $1,900 to $22,000 for

the week. As routine service continues, starting room rates are expected to descend as low as $700 for cruises

scheduled in the autumn of 2007. The ship consumes approximately 28,000 gallons of fuel per hour.

Facilities - The ship features three swimming areas; an interactive water park, a dedicated adult pool and the main pool.

There are 2 whirlpools cantilevered out from the ship’s sides. The Royal Promenade sports a coffee shop, Sorrento’s

Pizzeria, a Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream shop, Vintage’s winery, the Bull and Bear Irish pub, and many Duty-free shops.

The 13th deck features a sports area with amenities such as a rock climbing wall, the FlowRider (an onboard wave

generator for surfing), a miniature golf course and a full size basketball court. Other items include an ice skating rink, a

casino, a Johnny Rockets, Wi-Fi capabilities throughout the ship, flat panel televisions in all staterooms, and cell phone

connectivity.

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Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

01.  Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02.  In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04.  People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

05.  People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06.  There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08.  You can eat supper at 4 pm. 

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09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10.  You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11.  You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12.  You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 

13.  You sing along with elevator music.

14.  Your eyes won't get much worse.

15  . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 

16.  Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17.  Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18.  Your supply of brain cells are finally down to manageable size.  

19.  You can't remember who sent you this list. 

And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.  

This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen... 

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A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said:"I don't believe that God exists." 

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"Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? 

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 If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop.  

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Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber:

 "You know what? Barbers do not exist." "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!" "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

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"Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me." "Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."  

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If you think God exists, send this to other people--- If you think God does not exist, delete it!

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BE BLESSED & BE A BLESSING TO OTHERS !!!!!!!

 

 

Subject: Govt of India online grievance   

Government of India has a online Grievance forum at http://darpg-grievance.nic.in/

The government wants people to use this tool to highlight the problems they faced while dealing with Government officials or departments like Passport Office, Electricity board, BSNL/MTNL, Railways etc etc.

So use this grievance forum and educate others who don't know about this facility.

This way we can at least raise our concerns instead of just talking about the 'System' in India. Invite your friends to contribute for many such happenings.

SPREAD THIS MESSAGE  IF U WANT OUR INDIA TO CHANGE  Shock for the Nation!!! (Believe it or not)>

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> Do you know that India is the richest country in the world! Right now, > India> is the richest country in the world!> Wondering how? It's really amazing.> It's due to Mr. G Vaidyaraj, who donated all his Wealth, about which he> actually didn't know.> He is a descendent of Raja Krishnadev Raya from Mysore district.> For the last 300 years or so, three stones were worshipped in his house.> But nobody tried to see what it was, except this person, who is a lawyer > by> profession. One day, when there was nobody in his house, he took the stone> out to see what it was that they worship.>> Due to the dust deposited on it, from many many years, it looked only like > a> simple stone.> But when he touched it, some portion of the stone was cleansed.> And he saw a bright ray of light.> He saw something, which attracted his attention.> And he was amazed when he cleaned all of them. The whole room was filled> with light.> He discovered they were diamonds of about 4600 carats each.> He informed the Govt. of India and the news is censored with its security.> It's now deposited in a Swiss Bank.> The cost of single diamond exceeds the GDP of USA + UK.> India can buy virtually 7 developing nations.> Even World Bank does not have enough money to buy it.> One diamond costs thrice the debt of World Bank over India.> One such diamond can buy 10 Bill Gates to you.> And the World Bank has proposed the Indian Govt..> that it can pay India in Installment if it wishes to do so.> India 's GDP is 34.25 billion dollars.> Bill Gates property is 95 billion dollars approximate so that is the way> 'nature changes'.> Mr. Manmohan Singh has refused to sell it.> He said it will be sold or mortgaged for credit when we need it.> Otherwise right now we have no problems.>> You can go through Times of India with a small column on it a week ago.>> Star TV presented a 115 min documentary on it about 15 days ago.>> The Hindu with its half page article in it.>> After that it was censored as classified.>> Another good news is that in the Desert of Thar a deposit of Oil and > Natural> gas have been found. This stores what Kuwait has in its stomach.>> India can go with this ONGC energy reserve with another 30 years.

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>> And moreover it can export it to other counties.>> It's incredible!! But true.>> An Indian boy in his 12th standard has disproved Einstein's 'Theory of> Relativity'.>> Shocked? Read on...>> Sudarshan Reddy has theoretically proven the existence of a sub-atomic> particle, which can travel at speed greater than that of light, thereby> challenging one of the fundamental postulates of the 'Theory of > Relativity'.>> In his recent research paper submitted to the Institute of Advanced > Physics> (IAP) at Trieste (Italy), Sudarshan has proved the existence of a class of> sub-atomic particles called 'leptons', which can travel faster than light.>> The international physics community is shocked by this discovery..>> Dr.Massimo Martelli, President of the IAP has this to say about the paper> submitted by Sudarshan. 'After long, careful and critical analysis, I can> confidently say that Sudarshan's research papers show tremendous leap > inour> understanding of physics. His investigation mounts up on 'leptons'..> His work builds substantially on the work of Einstein and others in the> field of relativity.'>> When physicists from Princeton University tried to measure Sudarshan's IQ> with an IQ-meter (at the American Embassy in Delhi), the meter broke down.>> Sudarshan, incidentally, is the brother of Madhu Reddy, the Indian whiz > kid> who developed an operating system superior to Microsoft Windows.>> We should all be very proud of these boys.>> Please forward this email to as many Indians as you can.>>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------> ----> Free up your senses. Experience reality up close on MSN video Try it!>>>Subject: Dangerous Things

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1) Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.

2) Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent.

3) Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture becomes cyanide. Please fwd to whom u care

4) Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!!!! News report from Times of India

5) Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous * D cold * Vicks action- 500 * Actified * Coldarin * Co some * Nice * Nimulid * Cetrizet-D

They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S.

6) Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it) Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM! Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone........... Please forward to all your near and dear ones....!

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Section 49-O of the Constitution:

 

 Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as

 per the 1969 act, in section "49-O" that a person

 can go to the polling booth, confirm his identity, get his

 finger marked and convey the presiding election officer that

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 he doesn't want to vote anyone!

 

 Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these

 seemingly notorious leaders have never disclosed it. This is

 called "49-O".

 

 Why should you go and say "I VOTE NOBODY"...

 because, in a ward, if a candidate wins, say by 123 votes,

 and that particular ward has received "49-O" votes

 more than 123, then that polling will be cancelled and will

 have to be re-polled. Not only that, but the candidature of

 the contestants will be removed and they cannot contest the

 re-polling, since people had already expressed their

 decision on them. This would bring fear into parties and

 hence look for genuine candidates for their parties for

 election.. This would change the way, of our whole political

 system... it is seemingly surprising why the election

 commission has not revealed such a feature to the public....

 

 Please spread this news to as many as you know... Seems to

 be a wonderful weapon against corrupt parties in India...

 show your power,expressing your desire not to vote for

 anybody, is even more powerful than voting... so don't

 miss your chance. So either vote, or vote not to vote (vote

 49-O) and pass this info on...

 

 "Please forward this mail to as many as possible, so

 that we, the people of India, can really use this power to

 save our nation". Use your voting right for a better

 INDIA

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NOW IS THE ACCEPTED TIME TO MAKE YOUR REGULAR ANUUAL GOOD RESOLUTIONSNEXT WEEK YOU CAN BEGIN PROVING HELL WITH THEM AS USUAL...

  

 

 

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A Letter to Every Indian - APJ  DR.. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam 's Speech in Hyderabad ..

Why is the media here so negative?Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements?We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse to acknowledge them. Why?We are the first in milk production Nation.We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.We are the second largest producer of wheat.We are the second largest producer of rice.Look at Dr. Sudarshan , he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit. There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters.I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid and a granary. It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buried among other news. In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime.. Why are we so NEGATIVE? Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things? We want foreign T.Vs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign technology. Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we not realize that self-respect comes with self-reliance? I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture, when a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India . For her, you and I will have to build this developed India .. You must proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed nation.

Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance. Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is yours.YOU say that our government is inefficient.YOU say that our laws are too old.YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke. The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination. YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits. YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it? Take a person on his way to Singapore . Give him a name - 'YOURS'. Give him a face - 'YOURS'. YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International best. In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in the stores. YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are. You pay $5 (approx. Rs. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway or Pedder Road) between 5 PM and 8 PM. YOU come back to the parking lot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or a shopping mall irrespective of your status identity… In Singapore you don't say anything,

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DO YOU? YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai . YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered in Jeddah.YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange in London at 10 pounds (Rs.650) a month to, 'see to it that my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else.'YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop, 'Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost.' YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia and New Zealand .Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo ? Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston ??? We are still talking of the same YOU. YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other countries but cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same here in India ?

In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job. Same in Japan .Will the Indian citizen do that here?' He's right. We go to the polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility.We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We expect the government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop to pick a up a stray piece of paper and throw it in the bin. We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity.This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service to the public.

When it comes to burning social issues like those related to women, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing room protestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse? 'It's the whole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego my sons' rights to a dowry.' So who's going to change the system?What does a system consist of? Very conveniently for us it consists of our neighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and the government. But definitely not me and YOU. When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr.Clean to come along & work miracles for us with a majestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away.Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run to England . When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight out to the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rape the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money. Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a great deal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too…. I am echoing J. F. Kennedy's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians….. 'ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY' [email protected] Lets do what India needs from us.

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Forward this mail to each Indian for a change instead of sending Jokes or junk mails.

 Thank you, Dr. Abdul Kalam  

I request you to forward this to every Indian…… ………