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The CPH Post Entertainment Guide | 1 - 7 March 2013

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� e Devils of LoudunStore Scene, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends March 26, per-formances at 20:00 (unless stat-ed) on Wed, March 5, March 12, March 19, March 24 (15:00), March 26; tickets 125-895kr; 120 mins without intermission; English with Danish subsKrzysztof Penderecki, best known for writing creepy atmospheric mu-sic for � lms like � e Exorcist and � e Shining, wrote this eerie opera as a protest against the repression of the Poles during the communist era. Based on Aldous Huxley’s novel, Penderecki swaps communism fer-vour for 17th century religious fa-naticism, telling the story of a priest accused of violating several nuns. Arranged by the KGL’s former ar-tistic director Keith Warner, it is a sinister, unforgettable opera. BH

CarmenStore Scene, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends March 20, performances Sun 15:00, Wed 19:30; tickets: 125-895kr, www.kglteater.dk, 3369 6969; 225 mins with intermission; sung in French with Danish super-titles� is version by Scottish director David McVicar premiered here three years ago and now it’s back to lift our spirits during the dreary winter. CS

Dans2GoGamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv, Cph K; ends Fri; tickets 200kr; duration: 125 mins; www.kglteater.dkFor just 200 kroner, you get to see two short ballets (José Limons’s � e Unsung and Wayne McGregor’s ac-robatic Chroma) and excerpts from La Bayadere, which is returning in March after a winter break. BH

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EditorBen Hamilton

Art EditorBonnie Fortune

Film EditorJessica Hanley

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August Strindberg Play NightKrudttønden, Ser-ridslevvej 2B, Cph Ø; Sat Mar 9, 16:00 and 19:00; tickets: 60kr; www.ctcircle.dkTo commemorate the 100-year anniversary of Swedish play-wright August Strindberg’s death, the Copenhagen � ea-tre Circle and the International � eatre of Malmö have teamed up to present two of his plays in English. � e Stronger, one of his most acclaimed works, centres on two actresses conversing in a cafe, while the rarely performed Simoom features a battle of wills between a French legionnaire and an Arab woman in the Al-gerian desert. Strindberg is per-haps best known today as being one of the major in� uences on the US realist dramatists of the 20th century - most particularly Eugene O’Neill. JH

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“THIS ONE is for the ladies.” But before I reveal why, it’s worth asking what happened to those kinds of DJs? You know: the cheesy, breezy, make you queasy brigade. Well, they still exist, but they’re lying low at the moment, waiting for the Jim-my Saville fall-out to blow over. It’s made them the heterosexual equiva-lent of the Roman Catholic priest.

Not sure you can taint modern DJs with the same brush, although just like prostitutes and male strip-pers, they continue the tradition of sleeping with intoxicated customers.

I must admit that the ‘art form’ is a little lost on me, and the other day, I found a kindred spirit in an unlikely source. I was trying to � nd out what Oscar Pistorius’s favourite song is – no it wasn’t anything by Bullet for my Valentine, but I bet they’ve been popular on Google (it was for a quiz question; see G8 for details of my next instalment) – and I found out that one of his favourite artists is a DJ called Dead-mau5 (pronounced dead mouse, of course) who objects to being called

a DJ because they’re all “f**king c**ts”, particularly the “‘massive’ up-on-a-podium performer play-ing other people’s productions at the same speed as someone else’s productions and fading between the two of them”. Exactly!

Talking of Pistorius, apparently BBC Radio 6 decided to play Jimi Hendrix’s ‘Hey Joe’ immediately after a report of the shooting: “And Pistorius is expected to appear in court tomorrow morning.” PAUSE, cue music: “Hey Joe, where you go-ing with that gun in your hand? I’m going out to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messing around with another man.”

Now while it’s true I’ve never shot my girlfriend, I can sympathise with somebody getting it so wrong on Valentine’s Day. Because while this one is for the ladies, really it’s for the men who want to show their other-halves that they really get it.

Start by whisking her away to the Chocolate Festival (see G2) and then buy her a bra that actually � ts properly (G9). And � nally set the video for � e Newsroom (G20). It’s true the hard news might put her o� , but it’s got more romance than a Danielle Steele novel.

And don’t forget my quiz, which has a whole � ve-point round for the ladies. But be warned, she might just join the groupie on-slaught on the ‘man on the podium’.

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No need to read on: You had me with chocolate

Shakespeare’s WomenKrudttønden, Serridslevvej 2, Cph Ø; ends March 23, per-formances Mon-Fri 20:00, Sat 17:00; www.that-theatre.comHow did Shakespeare come to write his ‘last play’, � e Two No-ble Kinsmen. � is is the mystery Barry McKenna and Ian Burns clarify in Shakespeare’s Women. Set in 1613, days after the � re that destroyed the Globe � eatre. Shakespeare is adapting Chau-cer’s � e Knight’s Tale, turning to his previous female creations for inspiration, but he is burnt out. “Records of Shakespeare’s life are hard to come by and we thought it would be fun to try and put our-selves in his shoes,” writes Burns, who himself will be playing Shake-speare. � e production plays on memory and imagination as the Bard is haunted by visions of his most popular female characters. AA

Chocolate FestivalTap1, Ny Carlsberg Vej 91, Cph V; Sat & Sun 10:00-17:00; Tickets: over-6s: 130kr, under-6s: free adm, group of four: 460kr, www.madbillet.dk; www.chokoladeselskabet.dk; prams and strollers not allowed, parking nearby

DESPITE the well-meaning advice of food and � tness gurus the world over, who suggest daily servings of fruit and veg-etables, grains and meats, others contend that there are really only three essential food groups: milk chocolate, dark choco-late and white chocolate. A sweet-toothed individual, then, might consider a visit to a chocolate festival not an exercise in indulgence, but a nutritional endeavour instead. Add in a few servings of almonds, marzipan and nougat on top of your cup-cakes or tru� es, and one could reason that you’re well on your way to a well-balanced diet.

While the logic may be slightly � awed, this is exactly the reasoning that the Choc-olate Association (Chokoladeselskabet) wants you to adopt this weekend when the Copenhagen Chocolate Festival comes to TAP1 at Carlsberg. You may not � nd serv-

ings from the healthiest of food groups, but you can instead expect to � nd superior quality sweets made by some of the world’s � nest chocolatiers – over 40 of them, in fact, will exhibit their confections in tast-ings, workshops and more throughout the weekend.

Whether you’re already an expert or a cacao bean novice, the festival o� ers something for everyone – from tastings to lectures to demonstrations. On Satur-day alone, visitors can enjoy an English-language workshop on the history of choc-olate led by British cocoa growers Hotel Chocolat, or join a seminar on chocolate mousse in its various forms.

Looking for a more hands-on experi-ence? Learn how to make chocolate tarts with salted liquorice and tangerines, or try your hand at homemade tru� es with Swiss confectioner Beschle Chocolates.

� roughout Saturday, you can also watch the DM chocolate � nal, where � ve of Denmark’s most talented trainee chefs will square o� in the students’ chocolate championships. � e competition begins in the morning and ends with an afternoon awards ceremony in which the ‘champion in chocolate’ is crowned.

Sunday will feature the annual Choco-late Association awards ceremony, hon-ouring the top chocolatiers for their con-tributions to the world of chocolate. � e festivities will also continue in the form of an English lecture on cacao beans and the bene� ts of consuming them, or the oppor-tunity to watch a chocolate sculpture be-ing constructed from start to � nish.

Visitors can even attend a workshop to learn how chocolate is used with chemi-cals for jokes and pranks, or � nish o� the weekend on a relaxing note with a choco-late massage. Quickly gaining popular-ity as a substitute for traditional spa oils, chocolate is said to lower blood pressure when consumed in moderation – and as Raz Spas’s chocolate massages seem to sug-gest, external application might be equally bene� cial.

While there may not be su� cient evi-dence that a chocolate massage will actu-ally improve your health, the endorphin-induced satisfaction de� nitely might. So if the weekend programme isn’t su� cient reason to attend, consider a visit to the festival a contribution to your well-being.

Chocoholics are always impressed at the DM chocolate � nal − mostly by the self-control of the entrants not to gulp down their creations asap

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... and it ends TWICEStore Carl, Pasteursvej 20, Cph V; starts Sat, ends March 9, performances Mon-Fri 20:00, Sat 17:00 & 20:00; tickets: 130kr, con-cessions 60kr; www.danse-hallerne.dk

� e reviews weren’t great, but did the writer, choreographer and main dancer need to take it so personally?

Spring ExhibitionKunsthal Charlot-tenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; starts March 1, e n d s May 12; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-20:00; Tickets: 60kr, under-16s: free adm; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk� is exhibition has been held annually since 1857. It presents a juried selection of emerging artists from Denmark and other European countries. BF

Illo, Rudvaska and MachoCisternerne Museet for Moderne Glaskunst, Sønder-marken, Frederiksberg; ends Nov 30; open Thu-Fri 14:00-18:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; Tickets: 50kr, under-14s: free adm; www.cisternerne.dkPatril Illo, Zuzana Rudavská, and Palo Macho show their glass sculptures at this underground exhibition space, which is a for-mer water reservoir where the city stored water. BF

Tara DonavanLouisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl. Strandvej 13, Hum-lebæk; ends May 20; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; adult tickets: 95kr, students: 85kr, under-18s: free adm; www.louisiana.dkAmerican artist Tara Donavan nds beauty in everyday ma-terials, using them to create larger organic forms. BF

VæggenDronning Louises Bro, Cph N; ends Sep; open Mon-Sun 07:00-22:00; www.copenhagen.dkVæggen (� e Wall) shows archi-val pictures from Copenhagen’s history. BF

MODERN DANCE as enter-tainment is a fast-growing phe-nomena. Beautiful dance is no longer exclusive to royal ballet companies, but is instead quickly becoming a part of the average Joe’s life thanks to frequent appearances on TV. Reality TV shows such as So You � ink You Can Dance are very popular, and even Pink gives a noteworthy dance performance in her latest music video to the song ‘Try’. Dansehallerne seem adamant on providing the general public with dance shows that will entice people away from their TV sets and back into the theatre, and with their latest o ering, there’s no reason for the average Joe not to give live dance performances a chance.

From the groundbreaking choreographer Tina Tarpgaard comes a collaboration with Nelson Rodrigues-Smith that promises to be a treat for the senses. � e show ...and it ends TWICE consists of two pieces, TØRST by Tarpgaard and MENTE by Rodrigues-Smith, which seek to explore our physical and mental existences respectively.

Daniel Van der Noon: Selected Storeys

Galleri Jules Julian, Palægade 7 st.tv, Cph K; ends March 9; open Tue-Fri 12:00-20:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; 3331 1067; www.danielvandernoon.comDaniel Van der Noon’s trade-mark is soaring skyscrapers, lively illustrations and his signa-ture window drawings – urban horizons portrayed across glass surfaces. JH

CancreSOD Space of Drawings, Holbergsgade 17C, Cph K; ends March 30; Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.spaceofdrawings.dk Zven Balslev presents new draw-ings. Balslev’s signature style is a mixture of the humorous and the grotesque, and it is inspired by the aesthetics of comic books. BF

Noget gammelt, noget nyt, noget låntMarianne Friis Gallery, Prags Boulevard 49, Back Yard, Cph S; ends March 9; open Wed-Fri 11:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.marianne-friisgallery.com� is group exhibition brings together a diverse group of art-ists under the theme of some-thing old, something new, and something borrowed. BF

ExhibitionsJeg ved hvor din hus den borLille Scene, Skue-spilhuset, Sankt Annæ Plads 36, Cph K; starts Thu, ends March 12, perfor-mances Thu 10:00 & 12:00; tickets: 100kr; duration 50 mins; www.kglteater.dk;In this ballet, the bizarrely-titled Jeg ved hvor din hus den bor (I know where your house it lives), the trio Åben Dans honours people who are perma-nently held back by metaphori-cal walls of fear. � is powerful message is performed in a world with walls of brown moving boxes that are constantly being shifted, rebuilt and torn down. SN

Tosca Gamle Scene, Det Kongelige Teater, Kongens Nytorv 9, Cph K; starts Tue, ends Wed, performances at 19:30; tick-ets: 95-595kr; 150 mins incl two intermissions; www.kglteater.dkFor just two days, you have the chance to experience sweat, passion, envy, murder and love as Puccini’s classical dramatic opera Tosca is now taking over Copenhagen. Don’t miss your chance to witness this master-piece conducted by Puccini en-thusiast Giordano Bellincampi and directed by Sweden’s Elisa-beth Linton and Austria’s Her-bert Murauer. So put on your nest gown and let this famous love story mesmerise you. SN

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Like Bond but more dancey TØRST is about two men stranded in the desert: a scenario where logical thinking gives way to physical urges and the struggle for survival. In this piece, Tarpgaard tackles the physical tension that is created between people when faced with a demanding situation; every movement of the other person is monitored closely and a seemingly innocent look can spark a ght. � rough this tense situation, Tarp-gaard hopes to create a piece that is not only entertaining but challeng-ing through the observation of the human body’s physicality.

Tarpgaard is known for us-ing experimental backgrounds and features in her shows, and in TØRST, she uses an interactive video scenography that becomes sort of an extension of the danc-ers’ movements and creates new dimensions of choreography. With the advancements of technology, it is only natural that it plays a part in creating performances such as this one. However, what is worthy of note in this instance is that the technology is not supposed to play a supporting role: it’s not meant to be lost in the background music or lighting, but rather to become a crucial part of the dance itself and make for a di erent kind of dance performance.

� e Danish-Columbian dancer Rodrigues-Smith makes his debut as a choreographer with MENTE, a piece which explores the opposite end of the pole: a world where reality and subcon-

Julie Nord

V1 Gallery, Flæsketorvet 69-71, Cph V; started Feb 22, ends March 27; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.v1gallery.comDanish artist Julie Nord presents new work in this solo exhibi-tion. Nord works with gures in her illustrative paintings and drawings. BF

How Can I SleepChristian Andersen, Høker-boderne 17-19, Cph V; ends March 6; open Tue-Fri, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.christian-andersen.net Conceptual sculpture and in-stallation artist Rolf Nowotny presents new work in this solo exhibition. BF

Suburban Life:Photography as paintingGalleri Susanne Ottesen, Gothersgade 49, Cph K; ends March 23; open Tue-Fri 10:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.susanneottesen.dkStig Brøgger is accomplished in diverse media from painting to photography and is in� uenced by both Pop Art and minimal-ism in his art work. BF

sciousness merge and create a hazy, dreamlike state. Rodrigues-Smith challenges our modern day, tech-nology-ridden society with a piece that examines what happens when the human mind is constantly bombarded with external stimula-tion and the only retreat is within. � e piece explores the misty uni-verse of the subconscious, and by using an interactive sound system, Rodrigues-Smith hopes to unite the dancers and the audience in a trancelike state where the edges between reality and dream have been blurred.

� e piece will run from March 2-9 and there will be a few special arrangements in connec-tion with it. After the show on March 4, anyone under the age of 25 will have the chance to go behind the scenes and explore the technique of the interactive soft-ware used in the show. After the show on March 8 the doors will open for Loona Nights, an ‘open stage’ night where young artists have a chance to present their lat-est pieces to an audience. Typically, there are about ten performances, each about ten minutes long.

So, whether you’re a great con-noisseur of dance or don’t know the di erence between plié and a pirouette, ...and it ends TWICE is sure to entertain and to have you questioning not only your idea of dance, but your very own everyday life.

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Nils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends March 2; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nilas-staerk.dkPhotographer Torbjørn Rød-land works with iconic imagery from US culture – both histori-cal and present day. BF

Pop Art DesignLouisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl. Strandvej 13, Humle-bæk; ends June 9; open Tues-Fri 11:00-22:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; adult tickets: 95kr, stu-dents: 85kr, under-18s: free adm; www.louisiana.dkPresenting 150 classic art works by well-known Pop Art artists. BF

Forests − in your pocket Round Tower, Købmagergade 52A, Cph K; ends March 10; open Mon-Sun 11:00-17:00; Tickets: 25kr, under-15s: 5kr; www.forestsinyourpocket.orgBiologist and photographer Inger Kærgaard has taken hun-dreds of photographs of forests from Indonesia to Poland, which are are exhibited alongside inter-active installations like the ‘for-est cave’ and ‘wood products in your everyday life’. BF

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Human Silver HaloMedical Museion, Bredgade 62, Cph K; started Feb 24, ends May 26; open Wed-Fri, Sun 12:00-16:00; Tickets: 50kr, under-16s: 30kr; www.museion.ku.dkArtist Andrea Jespersen re-sponds to the architecture and archives at the University of Co-penhagen’s Medical Museum via photographs, videos, drawings, and sculptures. BF

Des Asmussen-100 Year JubileeThe Black Diamond, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends May 11; open Mon-Sat 09:00-19:00; www.kb.dk� e estate of the celebrated Danish cartoonist Des Asmus-sen presents a retrospective of his drawings. BF

Drachmannkroen 100 År Møstings Hus, Andebakkesti 5, Fredriksberg; ends March 17; open Tue-Sun 11:00-16:00, Wed 11:00-19:00; www.moe-stingshus.dk� is exhibition presents paint-ings by Aksel Jørgensen (1883-1957) from the historic Drach-mann Inn and Tavern. BF

Marianne KrumbachOfficinet, Danske Kun-sthåndværkere, Bredgade 66, Cph K; ends March 10; open Tue-Sun 12:00-16:00; www.dkkh.dk Accomplished ceramic artist Marriane Krumbach works with traditional decorative forms by distorting and ab-stracting them in this solo ex-hibition. BF

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Danh Vo: We the People

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dkDanish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

RiP imageModerna Museet Malmö, Gasverksgatan 22, Malmö; ends April 14; open Tue-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 70kr, under-18s free adm; www.modernamuseet.seIranian-American artist Tala Madani works with humour to address politics and power in her artwork. BF

itinerant sends for itinerant Borups Allé 31, Cph N; ends March 10; open after ap-pointment, www.itinerant-sendsforitinerant.orgThis group exhibition is about “silenced memories and secreted histories”. BF

The Clam box : Come back to pleasureGl Holtegaard, Attemosevej 170, Holte; ends March 17; open Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; tickets: 60kr, under-16s: free adm; www.glholtegaard.dkThe latest piece by the artist duo, Rand & Katrine, features a giant takeaway box lined with clams. BF

Leigh Ledare, et al.Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends May 12; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Weds 11:00-20:00; tickets: 60kr, under-16s free adm; www.kun-sthalcharlottenborg.dkNew York-based artist Leigh Ledare explores intimate fa-milial relationships and broken social taboos – specifically a complicated and often highly sexualised mother and son re-lationship. BF

Album Covers: Vinyl Revival

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends March 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed until 21:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dkWith over 400 LP covers, this exhibition explores the stylish visual culture of classic album covers. BF

simon Dybbroe Møller: 2002Andersen’s Contemporary, Amager Strandvej 50B, Cph S, ends March 3, open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.andersen-s.dkSimon Dybbroe Møller’s pieces are most often presented as sculptural installation and deal with themes from art history and philosophy. BF

French masterpiecesNy Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends April 30; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00; Entry 75kr; 3341 8141; www.glyptoteket.comThis array of French master-pieces will take you on a journey from 1850 to the 1900s. LD

The RoomGalleri Bo Bjerggaard, Flæsketorvet 85A, Cph V; ends March 16, open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggaard.comDutch artist Marcel van Eeden creates fictional narratives that run through his black and white drawings in an almost comic book-style format. BF

My elementary school Class, based on my MemoryGalleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends March 16; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolawallner.comLand’s work focuses on child-hood, seen from a melancholy rather than joyful perspective. BF

Danish/international Art after 1900Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dkDanish art history in the mod-ern era is restaged to include representation of the interna-tional influence from the US, Germany and France, as well as an emergence of a female avant-garde. BF

Karin ohlsen: + - 1003Galerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; ends March 9; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; www.galeriepi.dkKarin Ohlsen creates abstrac-tions of landscapes in her art-work. Based in Germany, the painter will present new works in her solo exhibition. BF

VideoMartin Asbæk Gallery, Bred-gade 23, Cph K; ends March 9; open Tue-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.marti-nasbaek.com In connection with the video festival, this exhibition includes Niels Bonde, Jesper Carlsen, Astrid Kruse Jensen, Pernille Rose Grønkjær, Matt Saunders, and Lisa Strömbeck.BF

blomsten og Cigaren. Modernisme fra ARos Kunstforeningen Gl Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends May 12; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; Tickets: 60kr, under-16s: free adm; www.glstrand.dkCurated by Dr Phil Lennart Gottlieb, this exhibition collects paintings from the Danish Mod-ernist period. BF

DetaljerStatens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends March 17; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-22:00, Mon closed; Admission: adults 55kr, concessions 45kr, under-18s free adm; www.smk.dk Consisting of about 80 draw-ings, paintings and graphic illustrations, the exhibition highlights the meaning and im-portance of details in art. KLH

exhibitions

1. Kulturcenter, Wednesday 6 March 2013 at: 18:30 – 21:30Drejervej 15-17, 2400 NV2. CHRISTA´S fi ne Tribal & Modern Art Gallery, Thursday 7 March 2013 at 17:30 – 20:00Bredgade 36, 1260 København K3. TRANQUEBAR, Friday 8 March 2013 at 19:00 – 22:00 Borgergade 14, 1300 København K4. Søvpavillionen, Saturday 9 March 2013 at 21:00 – 03:00 Gyldenløvesgade 24 DK-1369 København K

For more information please visit www.all4c.org or e-mail [email protected]

All4children and Center of Development and Culture in celebration of this year’s International Women day present By Women of Africa.

Come and experience a taste of Zimbabwean art for the fi rst time in Denmark!!

The project is promoting these 4 female artists;Prudence Katomene - Amazing jazz/soul voice Kudzai Sevenzo - An extremely talented singer and songwriter. Mercy Moyo – Very success contemporary painterNonhlanhla Mathe-) Best Batik painter in Zimbabwe at the moment

We will be running a series of events from Wednesday 6 March 2013 through to Sunday 10 March 2013 as follows;

The big sceneGl Holtegaard, Attemosevej 170, Holte; ends March 17; open Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; Tickets: 60kr, under-16s: free adm; www.glholtegaard.dkSwedish filmmaker Tova Mo-zard will be showing her film, The Big Scene (2010). Mo-zard’s work is autobiographical in theme, and this film features her mother and grandmother in discussion. BF

Mustafa MulakaGalerie Mikael Andersen, Bredgade 63, Cph K; ends March 16; open Tues-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.mikaelandersen.comMustafa Mulaka shows new works in this solo exhibition. The painter, who was born in South Africa, now makes his home in Finland and exhibits art interna-tionally. BF

Myths of impunityFlensborggade 57, Cph V; ends March 10; open after appointment; www.flens-borggade57.squarespace.comThis is the inaugural exhibition of a year-long series by the ex-pat artists group Velkommen! Du kan gå nu, which is curated by Joshua Mittleman. This ex-hibition features the work of American artist Guston Son-din-Kong. BF

Ryan WallaceMarianne Friis Gallery, Prags Boulevard 49, Back Yard, Cph S; ends March 2; open Wed-Fri 11:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.mariannefriisgal-lery.comRyan Wallace is a minimalist artist based in New York. He works with painting and sculp-ture. BF

treasures in the Royal Library The Black Diamond, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends 2015; www.kb.dkGutenberg’s bible, the notes of philosopher Søren Kierkeg-aard, the diaries of fairy tale author Hans Christian An-dersen and a wide range of other invaluable cultural treas-ures have been immersed into a pop art jungle by Russian artist Andrey Bartenev. MAR

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Ordrupgaard, Vilvordevej 110, Charlottenlund; ends June 9A photo exhibition featuring new work by Danish expressionist pho-tographer Suste Bonnén that cap-tures the first moments of life from the maternity wards of Rigshospita-let. Bonnén’s work is being shown in the same space as an exhibition dedicated to French-American im-pressionist Mary Cassatt – her first ever solo exhibition in Denmark.

FoKUs VideokunstfestivalNikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends March 3; open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00; www.nikolajkunsthal.dkThis festival presents a wide se-lection of new video artwork both curated and selected via an open call. BF

Dan Miller: VectorDanske Grafikeres Hus, Sølv-gade 14, Cph K, ends March 3, open Thu-Sun 13:00-17:00; www.danskegrafikere.dkScottish artist Dan Miller pre-sents new paintings, drawings and prints based on the art work of Palle Nielsen and Günther Fruhtrunk. BF

spot on, nailed, staged & standingGalleri Lars Olsen, Up-landsgade 56, Cph S; ends March 2; open Thu- Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilar-solsen.com Danish artist Thorgej Steen Hans-en works with colour and form in his minimalist artwork. BF

The G in modernity stands for ghostsNils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends March 2; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nilas-staerk.dkRuno Lagomarsino, an emerg-ing Malmo-based artist, ex-plores contemporary political and social issues via conceptual art. BF

List of influencesAntechamber - Project Space for Drawing and Other Re-search, Strandlodsvej 9F, Cph S; ends March 23; open Wed-Sat 12:00-17:00, www.antechamber.dkHilda Ekeroth works with instal-lation and drawing. BF

Jeffery silverthorne: Portraits & FiguresGalleri Tom Christoffer-sen, Skindergade 5, Cph K; ends March 2; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.tomchristoffersen.dkUS-based photographer Jeffery Silverthorne works with figura-tive portraits. He is best known for his nude shots. BF

Thorbjørn bechmann and sofie Thorsen: iG 383 and The Play sculpturesOvergaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends April 7; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thurs 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.orgThorbjørn Bechmann and Sofie Thorsen present a mutual inves-tigation of the implications of the Modernist 20th century architec-tural design of public space. BF

Jesper Dyrehauge: Medium LargeOvergaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends April 7; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thurs 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.orgJesper Dyrehauge presents a new series of paintings exploring the limits of the medium. BF

Kottie Paloma: Post Punk Domestication MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V; ends March 9; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dkKottie Paloma makes paintings and drawings that mutate from cartoons to abstractions. BF

Denmark by Design The Danish Design Centre, HC Andersens Boulevard 27, Cph V; ends May 12; open Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Wed 10.00-21.00; www.ddc.dk This exhibition shows the de-velopment of Danish design from 1945-2010. CP

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P AY ATTENTION, dear Post readers, you’re looking at the best punk band performing today.

Hailing from the thriving Toronto music scene – by way of Ottawa – vocalist-guitarist Alex Edkins, bassist Chris Slorach and drummer Hayden Menzies are METZ, a raucous three-

METZ Ideal Bar, Enghavevej 40, Cph V;Mon 20:00; Tickets: 120kr, www.billetlugen.dk

piece with a penchant for loud noises. Very loud noises.

Perhaps the most punk thing about this Canadian buzz-band is that they don’t really sound ar-chetypically punk at all. Rewrit-ing the DIY rulebook with a vi-cious new cocktail that blends the tropes of Sex Pistols punk with Public Image Ltd post-punk, their unique sound is thrown together with a bit of alternative rock – a la Pixies – and the grungy sounds of Pearl Jam, and topped o� with a dash of garage rock, noise, sludge metal, surf and hardcore. Wear-ing their in� uences right on their dirty sleeves, they still manage to

sound remarkably fresh and cur-rent. � ey are three angry young men speaking for a generation left duped by the global � nancial crisis, who � nd solace in forcing audiences to dance like loons.

Formed way back in 2007, the band built up a steady lo-cal following with notorious live shows and some rough and ready demo EPs. Crafting their niche, they eventually sent a demo out to their favourite re-cord label, the legendary Seat-tle-based out� t Sub Pop. � e label bigwigs were left stunned, excited and afraid by what they heard, and decided to release

the band’s eponymous debut LP back in October last year. � irty minutes of breathless, boisterous noise-punk, it swept the board garnering great critic appraisal and universal acclaim, bagging a spot on Pitchfork’s Top 50 Al-bums of 2012 list, and produc-ing radio hits with the appro-priately titled tracks ‘Headache’ and ‘Wasted’.

Despite their prodigious in-� uences, the band METZ most peculiarly resemble is another Sub Pop-signed three-piece, the grunge demigods Nirvana. Like Cobain & Co’s � rst album Bleach, METZ’s debut sounds

like a bunch of friends in a room together, turning their amps to 11 and throwing their guitars, drums and each other at a wall − all in the name of fun. A � rst lis-ten can initially be a jarring ex-perience, but you’re very quickly won over by the tenacity of the performance: from Edkin’s fero-cious screams and crunchy ri� s, Slorach’s pummelling bass lines, and the Keith Moon-style pun-ishment Menzies bestows onto his drum kit.

� ese songs, and this band, were born to be appreciated live. Lucky for us, METZ roll onto Scandinavian shores this Mon-

day, providing us with a post-weekend wake-up call at their � rst ever Copenhagen show. Held at Vesterbro’s Lille Vega, if it’s anything like the other shows on their tour, expect album hits, new treats, sweaty dancing, alco-hol swirling and the occasional bit of a� able audience banter.

Asked in a recent interview what sort of music METZ play, heavyweight drummer Men-zies proclaimed “it’s the sort of music parents will hate.” Whilst it’s probably best you leave your mum and dad at home, be sure you don’t forget your earplugs.

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NightlifeJessie’sJolene, Flæsketorvet 81, Cph V; Thu 22:00; free admJolene’s Thursday night spread is crowned as Copenhagen’s best alternative gay club night in town. The nightclub is filled to capacity each time with an array of the city’s young and trendy, all sporting leather brogues, dirty denims and cowboy jackets. Jessie’s night is fast becoming a nightlife staple with rotating in-house and international DJs tak-ing a lead.

DJ cyril HahnSimons, Store Strandstræde 14, Cph K; Fri 23:30; 100krThis Canadian producer made a name for himself simply by remixing major artists’ work, in-cluding Destiny’s Child, Diplo and The XX. Landing in the hands of Annie Mac of BBC’s Radio 1, he became a sensation overnight, with bookings pour-ing in from and some 2.7 mil-lion hits on his Youtube remixes. Remember to pre-book and put your name on the guest list for this one – Simons won’t take in just any unregistered passer-by. AviAjA BeBe NielseN

Reviewguises” are a bit beyond me, but seemed to make perfect sense to the faithful.

The band have opened for some of the biggest acts in the world on some of the largest stages, and their stagecraft is excellent. The rhythm section is tight throughout the songs, and the guitar work of Neil and Mike Vennart, formerly of Oceansize, who add texture to the trio’s on-stage sound, was from the Edge/Pete Townsend school: power chords in the rockers, big ring-ing tones in the ballads and mer-cifully devoid of long, self-in-dulgent soloing. They rock hard enough to keep the boys mosh-ing while their skinny, tattooed, shirtless rockstar looks make the girls swoon.

Old man that I am, I am the first to bitch when kids behave poorly at shows, but as soon as some of the biggest, most hard-core headbangers in the room realised that my rather small, 11-year-old son was in their midst, they moved him right to the front of the stage and formed

a protective scrum around him to prevent him being squashed in the madness. Good form, lads.

Biffy Clyro are slated to re-turn to Denmark during the summer festival season and are definitely worth a look. Both my kids have already informed me that they will be going again. While I’m not certain I’ll join them, last night’s performance will at least make me consider it.

FuLL DISCLOSuRE: I am not exactly in Biffy Clyro’s target audience. Judging

from the packed house at Vega last night, I am about 40 years older than the ‘Mon the Biff’ crowd.

I first became aware of the Scottish alternative rock band featuring Simon Neil (guitar, lead vocals), James Johnston (bass, vocals) and Ben Johnston (drums, vocals) about two years ago as their music blared non-stop from my then 14-year-old daughter’s room. Her younger brother also got caught up in the band’s poly-rhythmic and alter-natively dissonant and melodic songs. Flash forward a couple of years, and here I stand, right up against the rail in front of the stage, protecting my offspring from the hundreds of sweaty,

thrashing maniacs behind me.Biffy Clyro came to Vega in

support of their new release Op-posites, which earned them their first number one on the uK al-bum charts. The band’s audience has been growing steadily since their fourth release, 2007’s Puz-zle, saw them move away from the heavily Nirvana-influenced crash and burn style of their earlier work and into the main-stream. Their newer songs have hooks big enough to have earned X Factor covers and be used as Premier League background music and are sturdy and me-lodically interesting.

The influences are clear without ever being overt: some Foo Fighters here, a touch of Metallica or Queens of the Stone Age there. On the big anthems like ‘The Captain’ or ‘Bubbles’, traces of Celtic brothers u2 pop up, right down to a “whoah, oh, oh, oh” sing-along that could have been lifted in whole cloth from ‘With or Without You’.

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Approved by pre-teens, adolescents and dads The Drunken FlamingoGammeltorv 14, Cph K; Sat 18:00-05:00; Free admIf you are into flamboyant, col-ourful and tasty cocktails, this is the place to go. Get there mid-evening to enjoy the cosy at-mosphere, but be warned: come midnight, the DJ will get the party started and keep it going into the early hours.

DJ Noize Late Night BattlePrøvehallen, Porcelænstor-vet 4, Valby; Sat 23:30; 195krLed by the master of ceremo-nies, Danish hip-hop beatsmith DJ Noize and a collective of vocalists and jazz musicians will bring jazz and dancehall together in another one of this year’s Jazz Festival concerts. Ac-companying DJ Noize will be a hub of artists on stage – a num-ber of whom are regular fixtures at the various jazz venues in town – including saxophonist Benjamin Koppel, organist An-ders Koppel, and vocalist Molly Koppel this will most likely ap-peal more to the jazz crowd, as opposed to the late-night party seekers.

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You.You.You.Ideal Bar, Vega; 21:00; 70krThis up-and-coming electro dance group’s sound is charac-terised by a catchy British brand of electro-pop, combined with frontman Rasmus Poulsen’s flashy stage presence and bulg-ing ego. You.You.You model their incessant disco-pop on art-ists like Hot Chip, James Blake and M83 in a combination of melancholic notes and electronic reliefs. Those notes are delivered with real gusto onstage too – the band has become well known for their hyper performances at Arena Stage at Roskilde Festival and other venues.

codyStore Vega; 20:00; 160krThe ambient rock outfit made their breakthrough with the sin-gle ‘Comfort and Rage’ in 2009. Their slowly evolving folk tunes resonated with the imaginations of their Danish listeners, and the release of their new record, Frac-tures (2012), is a demonstration of the band’s capabilities: a neat reflection of Scandinavian lo-fi rock. Cody now fare alongside strong, similarly guided Dan-ish acts like Sleep Party People, Choir For Young Believers and Hymns From Nineveh. In just a few years, they have gone from group shows at Copenhagen’s smaller venues to appearances at Roskilde, and now finally Store Vega.

Tako LakoRust, Guldbergsgade 8, Cph N; 21:00; 100krOnce hailed as one of ‘Den-mark’s biggest upcoming acts’ by MTV Denmark, this Copen-hagen-based group pride them-selves on their fast-paced pio-neering experiments with Balkan folk music. After winning the national stage of the talent con-test Emergenza in 2008, Tako Lako have continued to build their growing reputation follow-ing the warm reception given to their debut record, Through The Mud (2012), and have become regulars on the Copenhagen cir-cuit, making appearances on the city’s major stages.

Bobo moreno / Bo stief / Ole Kock Hansen + Adam NussbaumJazzhus Montmartre, Store Regnegade 119A, Cph K; 20:00; 325krAfter decades of performing, Stief remains one of Scandina-via’s most illustrious jazz bassists. Joining Stief will be his stepson, the celebrated vocalist Moreno, along with veteran jazz pianist Hansen and salient jazz pianist Nussbaum. Hailed as a “unique constellation” of jazz minds by Montmartre, jazz enthusiasts would be disappointed to miss out on this. But for those who do, there will be a repeat concert on Saturday evening at the same time. See www.jazzhusmont-martre.dk for further details.

crystal castlesStore Vega; 20:00; 200krIn just a few years, this Ontario two-piece have shot onto the in-die music scene. After the release of their second studio album last year, Crystal Castles II, the duo have come back into focus. Play-ing with the boundaries between grime, pop and techno, their sound is spiked with tenacity, at-titude and noise. Their music is a chaotic cataclysm of electronic instruments, gauzy vocals and some ear-splitting digital con-vulsions. Many of their acerbic sound experiments go according to plan, but while it all comes through headphones just fine, many of these elements aren’t nearly as harmonious live.

Bryan Adams Koncerthuset, Emil Holms Kanal 20, Cph S; 20:00; 715-815krThe singer-songwriter has en-joyed a long career that extends all the way back to the 1970s. After working on the uS pop scene throughout the ‘80s and ‘90s, Adams instead turned his hand to playing charity con-certs for animal rights activists, various poverty relief projects and concerts supporting world peace. Having released more than 20 studio-records and a long list of EPs – his most recent being 2010’s Bare Bones – you can expect Adams to focus most-ly on his new material, sprinkled with a handful of classics.

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Irish Rover Pub Quiz featuring Ray WeaverVimmelskaftet 46, Cph K; Thu 7 Feb, 19:30; 20kr pp, max five per team; first prize: 1,000kr, second prize: 500krSmack in the middle of Strøget, you can’t miss the Irish Rover’s new pub quiz. Expect an evening chocker-block with entertainment, fun, surprises and prizes. � e open-ing round will feature ten � lm and TV soundtracks performed by ac-claimed musician Ray Weaver. At the end of the night, take part in the individual Snowball question - the closest answer gets a prize. Pre-sented by Ben Hamilton (err, that’s me), if you can’t make this one, watch out for the next instalment (touch wood) on April 18. BH

Southern Cross Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr per person; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the intel-ligence of the questions. Mostly guessable, the quizmaster personally writes every one and it shows. � e winners get a bottle of vodka and ten pints of beers, or tokens, second place eight bottles, and last place shots. BH

Free jazzCharlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph K; Tue & Thu 17:00-20:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and � ursday!

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IT’S MINUS something outside and even those eager Facebook enthusiasts who were actively uploading one pic-ture after another to document their love of snow when it all started back in December are now starting to lose their patience with the stu� . With spring still a good way o� , Underground would hereby be delighted to take you by the hand and guide you towards several carefully picked hotspots at which you can � nd entertainment, laughs, and that elusive bit of encouragement that’ll propel you forward in this seemingly endless winterscape of white and grey.

I think it’s fair to say that most peo-ple reading this de� ne a good night out as having a bit more to it than what one may otherwise experience at the gaudy concoction of tourist traps and main-stream hotspots that decorate the city centre. If gulping dodgy-coloured shots with porn star names in Kulør Bar to the sounds of pop products like Rihan-na and David ‘one piano key’ Guetta is not your thing, please read on. If it is, then excuse the judgment.

February has been a surprisingly good month for music in Copenha-gen, with the likes of Christiania icon Wafande doing his bit for the Danish dancehall revolution with a solid show at Vega. Drum ‘n’ bass fans are surely also all smiles at the moment following Andy C’s monumental gig at Pump-ehuset. � e concert was something of a coup for the recently re-established concert venue who also managed to pay their respects to Bob Marley with a tribute concert by the late icon’s son, Ky

Mani Marley. Berlin’s electronic music veterans Modeselektor added a sheen of gloss to the month that’s gone by with a sensational performance at a sold-out Store Vega, so all in all it’s been a good one, despite the snow and the cold. But what about March then?

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Tako Lako Rust; Fri March 1; 100krSerbian-in uenced psychedelic gypsy vibe is how one of the members of Dan-ish band Tako Lako describes their mu-sic. Known for chaotic concerts and a cultivated dislike of mainstream music, this band have played far and wide over the last couple of years and show few signs of stopping. If you haven’t seen them yet, now would be a good time to hop onboard the Tako Lako revolution.

Support party for Modkraft.dk Bolsjefabrikken, Ragnhildgade 1, Cph N; Sat March 2, 20:00-04:00; 40kr It doesn’t get any more underground than Bolsjefabrikken. � is fundraising event features the likes of dancehall mainstays Mighty Mala and Chancho, Cumbiatronica masters Copia Doble Sistema and other random names on the underground circuit, all of whom will be playing to raise money for the modkraft.dk movement. Organisations expected to have a presence there in-clude Queer Jihad, Stop Udvisningerne, Boykot G4S, Free Gaza, Crisis Mirror and Socialistisk UngdomsFront.

Kaizers Orchestra Store Vega; March 10; 250krKaizers Orchestra’s music is folk rock with heavily eastern European in u-ences from a Norwegian sextet based in the city of Bergen. It sounds a little bit spacey, a little bit gypsy and rather wild, so prepare to break a rib or two and brush up on your Norwegian if you fancy attempting the nearly impossible task of understanding their lyrics.

Lulu RougeCulture Box, Red booth; March 15; 50krLulu Rouge is Denmark’s unsung hero of electronic music. Some may recog-nise Lulu from his exploits at the an-nual Stella Polaris chillout festival where he’s played alongside the likes of Moby and Groove Armada, whilst others may know him from his work with Agnes Obel, one of the nation’s foremost pia-nists. Playing in Culture Box’s recently built basement red room ought to be something of an experience for both Lulu and anyone attending.

Mahala Rai BandaGlobal Nørrebro; March 16; 110krMahala Rai Banda’s music is as uncouth and as unpretentious as the name sug-gests. � is is Romani music at its best, complete with several brass band army veterans from the same famous village that bands such as Fanfare Ciocarlia hail from. It’s not too di� erent to the sort of music featured in Sasha Baron Cohen’s provocative comedy Borat and its play-ful twist will surely tickle most.

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Violin students of Sergel AzizianStudio Hall, Rosenørns Allé 22; Fri 19:30-21:00; free adm� e violin students of Segel Azi-zian take to the stage to perform works by Saint-Saëns, Shubert, Ysaye, Ravel, and Bottesini. Ravel’s Rapsodie ‘Tzigane’, an un� nished pencilled score for a projected ballet, based on Liszt’s 14th Hungarian Rhapsody, is sure to dazzle, and will be fol-lowed by a romantic violin and double bass duet.

Ensemble Intercontemporain Conservatory Con-cert Hall, Julius Thomsens Gade 1; Thu 19:30-21:00; free adm� e spectacular professional French ensemble, Ensemble Intercontemporain, will kick o� the Pulsar Festival with � ve Danish premiere performances featuring works by Mette Niels-en, Nicholas Martin, Nicolai Worsaae, Manuel Rodríguez and Lasse Schwanen ügel Pi-asecki. See G9 for more details about the festival. AA

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sun 13:00; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Designer ForumForum Copenha-gen, Julius Thomsens Plads 1, Frederiks-berg; starts Fri, ends Sun, open Fri 17:00-20:00, Sat 10:00-17:00, Sun 10:00-16:00; tickets: 80kr, VIP pass: 235kr, under-12s free admIncredible deals for your ward-robe, music by DJ Ian Bang, refreshments, Paradis ice cream, and a lottery for gift cards give you good reason to attend De-signer Forum this weekend. Explore two oors of over 180 stalls � lled with clothing and ac-cessories for men, women and children, where you can � nd great deals on collection samples and leftovers from top brands. � is is a shopping event you don’t want to miss. Go VIP on Friday evening to make sure you get � rst pick. AA

Auditions for ‘Twelve Angry Men’Ve rd e n s Ku lt u r C e n t e r, Nørre Allé 7, Cph N; Sat 14:00-17:00 (room 303); reg-ister via [email protected] by Feb 25A production of Twelve Angry Men will be holding auditions this week. Rehearsals will start in April or May, and the audio play will be performed at Krudt-tønden on June 2 and 9. AA

Area 55Gyldenløvesgade 24, Cph K; Sat 22:00. Tick-ets: 195krIf electronic music, lights, and giant psychedelic decorations are your idea of the perfect night, look no further. Day Din, Au-tomatic, Kularis, and Zyce will perform live, and DJs Blue M, D-Decades, and DJ Numb will keep the party hopping on the air-conditioned dance oor. � e � rst 100 guests will receive a free copy of the CD Audiomatic - Inside. AA

Ravnsborggade Flea MarketRavnsborggade, Cph N; Mar 10 10:00-16:00; free admAntiques dominate this Sunday ea market, but don’t worry – the mar-ket has begun to expand, o� ering a great variety of unique and vintage goods. Peruse the tables of goods laid out by locals, and take refuge in the small and cosy cafes that are sprinkled around the area. AS

Kennedy’s Quiz Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Mon 19:30; 25kr per person; max four per team � e pub can get crowded so get there at 18:30 to guarantee a nice ta-ble. � e winners get 800kr, second place 400kr and third place 200kr. � ere are two beer round questions, a ra� e and quizmaster Roy, who is a tennis coach, always asks at least two questions on tennis.

CPH Puppet FestivalEnghavevej 4, Cph V & Lyrskovgade 4, Cph V; started Thu, ends Sun, performance times vary; tickets: 70-100kr per show; www.puppetfestival.dk Not to be confused with the chil-dren-orientated Puppet Junior, the biennial adult’s Puppet Fes-tival has cut the strings from its local council to embrace artistic freedom and complex themes as a self-governing institution. � is year’s festival features produc-tions across a multitude of ma-ture subjects, including ‘Hooray for Hollywood’, set within the child pornography industry, and ‘� e House’, a thriller depicting the crimes that occur between a house’s walls. Sold-out work-shops in puppet animation and shadow puppetry will also take place. JH

St David’s Day CelebrationsRed Lion, Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; Fri from 12:00Join the Red Lion’s celebration of the Welsh patron saint on March 1. Get out the da� odils and the leeks, and get stuck into some Dy-lan � omas, the Robert Burns of Welsh literature. On special o� er all day is a meal of leek and potato soup, Welsh rarebit and a pint, all for just 99kr, while Brain’s Black stout is just 45kr a pint. BH

EventsDen Blå Hal FleaVed Amagerbanen 9, Cph S; Sat & Sun, 10:00-16:00; 10kr; www.denblaahal.dkDubbed the ‘friendliest indoor ea market in Copenhagen’, the Den Blå Hal Flea has a great selection of goods. Independent sellers and stores gather each weekend and sell anything from furniture to paint-ings, porcelain and pocket watches. Come down and peruse this mar-ket and enjoy their café on a rainy weekend; it’s here year round. AS

Flea Market at SkottegårdsskolenSaltværksvej 65, Kastrup; Sat 10:00-17:00; free adm� e market at this farm school is a lesser-known one, but still worth checking out. Selling vintage, retro and ‘second-hand-cool’, this market will be sure to make your Sat-urday even brighter. Cakes and co� ee will be sold! AS

Kongens Have FleaSølvgade 14B, Cph K; Sat & Sun, 09:00-16:00; free admLocated in a small, retro café, this market will let you grab something to eat while perus-ing some of the stands full of vintage clothes, antiques and various crafts. � is is the perfect ‘hyggeligt’ ea market! AS

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Reptile YouthLille Vega; Fri March 8, 150kr Previously known as Reptile n Retard, this electronic rock duo were responsi-ble for one of the best Roskilde Festival concerts of 2011, providing a roller-coasting two hours of mayhem at Pa-vilion Junior. Back then, the lead singer timed a perilous clamber onto the py-lons supporting the stage at the climax of the show to ing himself into the crowd below. � ere aren’t any pylons at Lille Vega so it might not get quite as exaggerated this time round. Reptile Youth’s music is produced by none other than David M Allen, a producer who’s worked with the likes of Depeche Mode and � e Cure. Enough said.

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Waking the T-Rex 3DTycho Brahe Plan-etarium, Gammel Kongevej 10, Cph V; ongo-ing, ends March 24; www.planetariet.dk� is exciting 3D � lm follows the life of T-Rex Sue, the largest and most complete T-Rex ever found. Discov-ered in 1990 in South Dakota, the � lm illustrates what Sue might have looked like, and how she behaved growing up. Besides showing her interaction and superiority to other creatures, the � lm brings viewers back to the museum laboratories and shows how scientists learned to decipher Sue’s past life by observing her bones. AW

Water – a world of adventuresExperimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; open Mon-Fri 09:30-17:00, Tue 09:30-21:00, Sat and Sun 11:00-17:00; under 2s free, age 3-11 105kr, adult 160kr, students 105kr; contact 3927 3333 or [email protected]� is water adventure features more than 50 activities and experiments. But don’t be afraid of getting your clothes wet as this is a “bone-dry ride through the wet element”. You get to � ght the power of the sea, save someone who has fallen over-board from a ship and experience giant surf waves. MSØ

See My ShadowZeBU, Øresundsvej 4, Cph S; ends March 9, performance times vary; tickets 120kr, children 50kr; www.zebu.nuImagine that your shadow suddenly gets its own life and does not follow your movements as it should, as if you had ended up in a computer game. � is is the challenge for the girl in this performance dance piece played out to music by cellists Soma Allpass and Lisbeth Diers. Suitable for over-6s. TM

HC Andersen’s ‘Tællelyset’Danish National Archives, Rigsdagsgaarden 9, Cph K; until March, 09:00-16:00; 3392 3310, www.sa.dkTællelyset, believed to be HC An-dersen’s � rst ever fairytale, was re-cently discovered in a shu� e of pa-pers at the National Archives. It is now on display until the spring. AS

Traversing the rock iglooStuehøj, Ahornvej 10, Øl-stykke; www.ølstykke-sten-løse.comA 45-minute train ride away from Copenhagen, you’ll � nd Stuehøj, a 5,500-year-old ‘rock igloo’ pas-sage grave topped with turf. Get o at Ølstykke S-train station, just before Frederikssund. Mind your heads! And take a torch (it’s dark) and some charcoal for the barbecue by the playground. HD

BY SOFIE GRAVERS JACOBSENSELECT SHOPPING The pulse of classical music throbs strong

DO YOU want the chance to be able to say you met the next Stravinsky or at-tended the premiere of a groundbreaking piece of music? Because the Pulsar Festi-val is back between March 7 and 14, and once again we can look forward to the premieres of work by aspiringcomposers.

Organised by the Royal Danish Academy of Music, up-and-coming composers, after years of hard work and a rigorous selection process, are given the opportunity to present their work for the � rst time.

Attend because it could be interest-ing to hear new sounds and unknown rhythms – don’t necessarily expect har-mony. As an added bonus, all the con-certs are free of charge.

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Gæstespil: Storstrøms KammerensembleStudiescenen, Rosenørns Allé 22, Frederiksberg; March 12, 19:30Eva Rotenberg is inspired by glass, metal and wood, and the result may be heard in her Glass, metal and wood piece from 2011. Erik Højsgaard found inspiration to compose Udstillingsbillede from Dan-ish symbolist painter LA Ring’s painting ‘Folk som går fra kirke, Mogenstrup’. So lessons in how wood sounds or how a Danish symbolist painter translates into music is on the menu this Tuesday evening. Other pieces include: Kristian Rymkier’s Sous forme de points (pre-miere), Martin Stauning’s Un Vuoto di Nulla (premiere) and Søren Nils Eich-berg’s Bridges and Paths.

Chamber music concert 1-2-4St Petri Kirke, Sankt Peders Stræde 2, Cph K; March 13, 17:00Can rocks breathe? Composer Mar-tin Stauning poses this question in Atmende Steine. Meanwhile, China’s Tan Tuan Hao has doubts in his Doubts and Gunnar Masson encour-ages the audience to lust after the strange sounds they hear in his piece Duplex. Attend because it sounds like fun and decide for yourself whether you might actually lust for more strange sounds from these new com-posers.

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Chamber music with premieres Studiescenen, Rosenørns Allé 22, Frederiksberg; March 10, 21:30This is a bit of a cheat, since it isn’t just premieres but also includes Le livre de Jeb for piano, a 2009 piece from French composer Bruno Man-tovani. The concert has five pieces in total and includes the premiere of Mads Emil Dreyer’s streg, komma,

streg and Kasper Rofelt’s Semiosis. The composers’ thoughts on the pieces suggest that it will be more abstract musical rather than harmo-nious sounds.

New songsStudiescenen, Rosenørns Allé 22, Frederiksberg; March 11, 19:30Tan Tuan Hao found inspiration in a Chinese opera for Chúan – which apparently refers to the act of pass-ing something on. It’s a touching idea and an interesting source of inspiration. This piece is for two vocals and guitar. Other pieces in-clude Eva Rotenberg’s Birdcage walk (2012), Mads Emil Dreyer’s Kombi-nationer (premiere), Jeppe Ernst’s Y (premiere), another from Tan Tuan Hao: Songs from ‘05 (premiere), Ji Yu’s Songs of a boater from Yue, I, II (premiere) and Benjamin de Mu-rashkin’s The Thunder, Perfect Mind (premiere).

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Pulsar FestivalVarious venues in Cph K & Fred-eriksberg; starts Thu March 7, ends March 14; free adm at all concerts; www.dkdm.dk

Cool surroundings, like those at the royal academy, are often integral to the occasion

IT IS A well-known fact that men are expected to buy their girlfriends sexy underwear and that they tend to suck at it. � ey inevitably buy the wrong size – possibly as a result of wishful thinking or perhaps in an attempt not to tick o their girlfriend. But there is another good explanation for their lack of success. It is notoriously di� cult to � nd good well-� tting bras. � ere is a reason for Trinny and Susannah’s success at grabbing wom-en’s breasts all over the world and making a show of it. So this Select Shopping is about tracking down the experts who can help you � nd the right size.

HunkemöllerLyngby Storcenter 810, Lyngby; open Mon-Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:00-17:00, Sun 11:00-16:00; www.lyngbystor-center.dk/damemode/hunkemoeller� is is an inexpensive but good brand – where they have the added bonus of pro-fessional and alert sta . � ey patiently listen and � nd what you are looking for whilst being honest about what actu-ally works – so you don’t make the same rookie mistakes as your boyfriend.

FogalFogal, Østergade 2, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 10:00-18:00, Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:00-17:00, Sun closed; www.stroget-kobenhavn.dk/lan-guage/en/butik/fogalIn spite of its great location, it is eas-ily overlooked. � e service is excellent though, and you � nd yourself with well-� tting bras you didn’t expect would suit you. It is a bit pricy, but the quality is good.

IllumIllum, Østergade 52, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 10:00-19:00, Fri 10:00-20:00, Sat 10:00-19:00, Sun 11:00-16:00; www.illum.dk/enYou won’t � nd inexpensive bras here – but you’ll walk away with bras that last a long time. � e service is very good – they take their time to guide you through all the di erent models and sizes. You are not invaded in the changing room by an over-enthusias-tic salesperson – but they are at hand so you can get their opinion about the right � t.

MagasinKongens Nytorv 13, Cph K; open Mon-Sun 10:00-20:00; www.ma-gasin.dkHere the sta are helpful when they are around – which they rarely are. You don’t really want to make your way out into the open wearing only your bra and getting dressed to go out for help every time is too much of a hassle. So this is the place to go – if you have already successfully found the bra you like and only need to purchase one at their incredibly good sales.

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Dinosaurs: Follow the TrailExperimentarium; ends Sep 1, open Mon-Fri 09:30-17:00, Thu 09:30-21:00, weekends 11:00-17:00Go exploring in an 800 sqm di-nosaur universe. Encounter more than ten dinosaurs and a host of skeletons and bones and experience their life up close! Lie with eggs in the nests, avoid the T Rex’s sharp teeth and witness the great meteor impacts in 3D. To activate your creative juices, you can create your own colours and feathers on a dino-saur, imagine ferocious battle scenes from dinosaur footprints, become a paleontologist and cut your way into a rockslide that hides tooth or claw fossils, and guess what dino-saurs looked like. AW KIDS YOGARyesgade 106, Cph Ø; Sat 09:30-10:30, again on March 1 6 ; 495kr per classStarting at a beginner’s level, this course is taught by a certi� ed yoga instructor. It introduces children to the form of sound, movement, breathing, meditation, and relaxa-tion. Because children absorb and process knowledge through play and movement, classes have both creative learning elements that stim-ulate the desire to learn and classic yoga exercises. AW

KidsOkker GokkerDet Lille Teater, Lavendel-stræde 5-7, Cph K; ends May 5, performances Tue-Sun − times vary; adult tickets: 120kr, con-cessions: 60kr, under-25s: 50kr, www.detlilleteater.dk; suit-able for 2–4 years� is musical play is especially de-signed for the smallest members of the family. It’s full of old Danish rhymes, limericks and songs with plenty of visual aids to help captivate the audience, young and old alike. Lille Teater specialises in children’s pieces, and this play is designed to introduce Danish culture to the au-dience by performing old favourites, such as the stories of Okker Gokker and Bro Brille. BSM

Glaspusterens BørnTeatret Zeppelin, Valde-marsgade 15, Cph V; ends Mar 13, performances Mon-Sat − times vary; adult tickets: 165kr, concessions: 105kr, under-25s: 95kr; www.zeppelin.dk; suitable for 7 years or aboveWritten by celebrated Scandina-vian children’s author Maria Gripe, Glaspusterens Børn tells the story of two siblings Klas and Klara, who are abducted and locked up in a gloomy house in Ønskeby. � ey are held captive until heroine Flaske Midtvejr and her trusty raven ‘Hin Kloge’ come to the rescue, resulting in an epic � ght of good vs evil. BSM

A mine of inspirationNy Vestergade 10, Cph K; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Mon closed, Children’s Mu-seum closes at 16:30; 3313 4411; free adm; www.natmus.dk,Nationalmuseet has a mini castle where kids of up to ten can help ‘build’ a castle wall, dress up and play at cooking a medieval meal. Turn right instead of left inside the front door and you’ll � nd rocks with Viking runes. Buy a rune alphabet postcard and have fun writing letters in code. HD

Story Time Books & Company, Sofievej 1, 2900 Hellerup; Tue mornings 09:30-10:00; free adm; www.booksandcompany.dkEvery Tuesday morning, sto-ryteller Sara Albers performs stories, poems, and � nger plays. She entertains, inspires and cap-tivates kids’ imaginations, mak-ing Tuesday mornings a magical experience for all. SA

Carlsberg Tour Gamle Carlsberg Vej 11, Valby; Tue-Sun 10.00-17.00; Tickets 65kr, under-17s 50kr, under-12s free Come and see where it all be-gan on this tour around the old Carlsberg brewery. Included in the price are vouchers for two beers or soft drinks. JHW

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the new Socialdemokraterne-Radikale-

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appear to be giving it a shot.

Many of the elements of the new

budget – which is expected to be re-

leased in its entirety on � ursday – will

increase state spending at a time when

the budget de� cit has increased. But

where the money would come from re-

mained a mystery.

A number of the new budget items

reinstate spending cuts made by the pre-

vious Venstre-Konservative (VK) govern-

ment. Here are a few of the major points:

Families: VK limited the state’s

monthly child support handouts (bør-

necheck) to 35,000 kroner per fam-

ily. � at limit has now been abolished,

meaning that many families will get

larger child bene� ts. � e government

will also pay for fertility treatments and

voluntary sterilisations.

Welfare: VK and Dansk Folkeparti

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grammes that reduced the cash bene� ts

for new immigrants. � ose programmes

have now been eliminated and going

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support will receive the same welfare

bene� ts. Higher education and research:

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kroner over two years to cover costs as-

sociated with a predicted increase in

the number of students. Moreover, stu-

dents will no longer pay administrative

fees, and prospective Master’s students

will have prerequisite course tuitions

paid. � e government will also fund

1,500 more state-supported internship

positions.Infrastructure and job creation:

Some 17.5 billion kroner will be in-

vested over two years in infrastructure

projects, such as a new rail line between

Copenhagen and Ringsted, a project to

widen the Holbæk motorway, erosion

protection e� orts along Jutland’s west

coast, and renovations to public hous-

ing. Prime minister Helle � orning-

Schmidt has said that these ‘kickstart’

projects will create 20,000 new jobs

from 2012-2013. � e Danish Construc-

tion Association predicts 10,000.

Tax break: � e unpopular ‘mul-

timedia tax’ introduced by VK will be

abolished, saving some 525,000 Danes

with business laptops and mobile

phones 3,000 kroner per year.

Not everyone, however, can look for-

ward to a cash infusion. Smokers and junk

food lovers will be taxed higher on their

vices, while international corporations

will also see higher tax bills. SRSF plans

to raise revenue by closing a number of

tax loopholes going back nearly 20 years

that allowed international corporations

in Denmark to escape paying corporate

taxes (see more on page 15).

All told, the spending increases in the

new budget are not as big as the minister

of the economy and interior, Margrethe

Vestager (R), would like. She noted that

VK under-reported the de� cit for 2012,

making it imprudent to spend more. But

Denmark will still meet the EU’s � nan-

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the larger de� cit, she added.

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Restaurants

Restaurant Kiin Kiin Guldbergsgade 21, Cph N; 3535 7535; open Mon-Sat 17:30-21:00; four-course menu 450kr, seven-course 775kr (with wine menu 1450kr); www.kiin.dk � ere are only two � ai restau-rants in the whole world that have been awarded a Michelin star. One of them is in London, the other one is Kiin Kiin, which you’ll � nd in the heart of Nørre-bro. And it’s well deserved. Kiin Kiin isn’t just a restaurant, it’s an experience, a place where every little detail is thought through. PDR

Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; five-course menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75-215kr; www.reinwalds.dkServing lunch and dinner, a direc-tor’s script-length of choices con-fronts you at Reinwald’s. It’s a who’s who of classic French and French-inspired Danish dishes as well as a monthly set menu. Any chef would be proud of this. SC

1.thHerluf Gade 9, Cph K; 3393 5770, [email protected]; 1,250kr per person; www.1th.dk1.th is a gourmet restaurant with a twist. Tucked away behind a hard-to-� nd door on the � rst � oor to the right of a typical Co-penhagen apartment, the restau-rant is based around the concept of the dinner party with guests stepping into what appears to be a private apartment and then be-ing utterly spoilt by their hosts. � e monthly set menu costs 1,250kr and has a whopping ten courses, and you can tell them in advance of any food quirks you might have and they will per-sonalise the menu for you. Ter-ri� c food, friendly and attentive service and a unique setting. CS

Hero KitchenJarmersplads 3, Cph V; open: Tue-Thu 17:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 17:00-02:00 (kitchen clos-es 22:00); 6969 6000; price range: 40-125kr; www.her-okitchen.dk Hero, located on the ground � oor of the Fox Hotel, which opened in June of this year, captures the authenticity and atmosphere of a Japanese street kitchen (izakaya). So much more than another stock stand-ard Copenhagen sushi place, it o� ers a delicious range of snacks, salads, small dishes, sushi, meats from the grill, Yakitori (skew-ered meats), tempura, sashimi, and, of course, a range of sweets. Its Scallop Kata� is the best in the city, while the Yakitori left us speechless – it was divine. Rea-sonably priced, impeccably chic and unbelievably tasty, this is the place to go if you want to be a hero amongst the trendsetters. JOS

Cocks & CowsGammel Strand 44, Cph K; burgers; open Mon-Thu 11:00-24:00, Fri-Sun 11:00-02:00; 78-118kr per burger, 70kr per cock-tail; 6969 6000; [email protected]; www.cocksandcows.dkEat a burger (cow) and wash it down with a cocktail (cock). � e burgers are huge and must be eaten with a fork and knife to prevent a mess. But they’re delicious, and the vegetarian, beef, pork and chicken options mean that even the fussiest eater will � nd something. DC

Oysters & GrillSjællandsgade 1B, 2200 Cph N; open Mon-Sat 17:30-24:00, Sun 12:00-21:00; oysters cost 15-35kr each, main courses cost 135-185kr; 7020 6171; www.co-foco.dkOysters & Grill is not rocket science, yet it gives diners in Copenhagen access to fresh and delicious food at reasonable prices with an emphasis on seafood, � sh and meats, which are prepared simply and � avour-fully. NA

Karriere BarFlæsketorvet 57, Cph V; open: Thu 16:00-24:00, Fri 16:00-04:00, Sat 18:00-04:00; 3321 5509; www.karrierebar.comAn edgy bar where the music and gossip don’t end, Karriere Bar, hid-den in a corner of Kødbyen, should be number one on your list for din-ing and cocktails. SM

Chai:WongThorvaldsensvej 2, Fred-eriksberg; open Mon-Sat 11:00-24:00; SouthEast Asian; starters 55-125kr, mains 135-195kr; www.chaiwong.dkInspired by a trip to various Asian cities, the owners have brought authentic Asian cooking to Fred-eriksberg. Enjoy a lychee mojito as you study the menu, and be sure to try the prawns with rice noodles. For dessert, order the ba-nana cake with salted coconut ice cream, then stagger home, full of good food and wine. CS

BioMioHalmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www.biomio.dkLocated in an old warehouse next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH

Cap HornNyhavn 21, Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:00-00:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr, desserts from 39kr; see www.caphorn.dk for special eventsCap Horn’s simple menu boasts a � ne selection of organic, home-made Danish fare with a touch of seasonal in� uence. � ere were two highlights: the veal, pumpkin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing tru e sauce (a “best ever veal experience”) and the chocolate cake (“Oh My God”), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM

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Restaurant DalamanVodroffsvej 15, Frederiks-berg C; Open daily 16:00-24:00; 3322 1231; three-course menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dkTurkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr; www.saxocafe.dk Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incor-porating � ai, Chinese and Viet-namese bu� ets, Dim Sum and Vi-etnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. AK

Kødbyens Deli Slagterbøderne 8, Cph V; takeaway classics; open Mon-Thu 11:00-20:00, Fri 11:00-21:00, Sat 12:00-21:00; most mains 60-70kr; 3386 1586; www.kodbyensdeli.dk� e owners claim that they make the best � sh ‘n’ chips. Stop by this takeaway joint and see for your-self. � e dish of the day is always a hit, or you can opt for salad or dessert. SB

Bock Bistro & VinotekDag Hammarskjölds Alle 7, Cph Ø; Hungarian cuisine; open Mon-Sat 12:00-15:00 & 17:00-23:00; starters 85-120kr, mains 174-245kr; 3313 9194; [email protected]; www.bockbistro.dk Look no further for Hungarian comfort food because this bistro o� ers a wide range of the coun-try’s specialties. � e adventurous can try some blood sausage, and no meal is complete without a glass of Tokaji Aszu, a sweet des-sert wine. PDR

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� e Irish RoverStrøget 46, Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk� ere’s live music � ursday-Sun-day (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool ta-ble in their back room where you can smoke, and there’s an upstairs lounge area – the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH

Brew Pub Vestergade 29, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk� e menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring in-spired use of the same ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish is matched with one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK

Charlie’sPilestræde 33, Cph K; open Mon 14:00-00:00, Tue-Wed 12:00-01:00, Thu-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun 14:00-23:00; 40-50kr per pint; www.charlies.dkServing up ales from microbrew-eries across the UK, in addition to continental beers and several ciders, this bar might be the best place in Copenhagen to sip the night away. EM

Sankt Nikolai Restaurant & PubNikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Mon-Sat 16:00–00:00, Sun 13:00–00:00; www.sankt-nikolai.dkA friendly English boozer with great cask ale and cider, darts and pool (spanking new table), Eng-lish-themed events (sign up for their monthly email), and splen-did British grub (shepherd’s pie, beef and Yorkshire pud, � sh and chips etc). � e � rst Wednesday of every month is quiz night and the last Sunday ‘family day’ – a great occasion to let the blighters run riot. BH

� e Globe Nørregade 43-45, Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-SatFriendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise, pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go gen-teel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz. BH

Kennedy’s Irish BarGammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:00-02:00It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big di� erence. It’s an au-thentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rap-idly gaining in popularity. BH

Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 � is Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports atmosphere, and a happy hour until 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW

� e DublinerAmagertorv 5, Cph K; Open Mon-Sun 10:00-lateIt’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music, which it provides every day. It serves food from 10am to 10pm, and diners can � nd peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the � rst � oor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH

� e Old English PubVesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

WINTER salad sounds like an oxymoron, but it’s really a great way of throwing together seasonal fare amongst the lightness and healthiness of leaves. Inspired by a dish I ate at restaurant Pasta Basta, I’ve been ‘experimenting’ with a few recently.

I’ll concentrate on one in par-ticular here: a goat’s cheese, beet-root and walnut salad. For food a� cionados, a classic � avour and texture combo; for those previ-ously distanced from such a trio, a curious opportunity to be the true chef -– i.e bringing together and not fannying around with season-ing and cooking methods.

Like all good salads, and most dishes generally, a lot hinges on being able to get fresh ingredi-

Simon’s Winter Salad (SERVES FOUR)

FOR THE SALAD:

1 iceberg lettuce 1 bag of mixed leaves or rocket3 whole beetroots, boiled or roasted, peeled and chopped1 log of goat’s cheesewalnuts, cashews or pine nutsred pepper

FOR THE DRESSING:

1 tbs Dijon mustard2 tbs olive oil2 tbs vinegar (not balsamic)salt pepper

SLOW ROAST the beetroot and red pepper, remove from the oven and leave them to stand and cool.

Skin both vegetables, cube the beetroot and slice the pepper.

Meanwhile, wash the salad leaves, and toss together with the walnuts.

Mix the dressing ingredients together, add a twist of lemon juice for some bite if required. Beat well with a fork until the mustard has blended in with the oil and vinegar.

In a sizeable mixing bowl toss beetroot with lettuce and walnut mix.

Slice as much goat’s cheese as you like, drizzle with olive oil, season and stick under a medium-hot grill for 3-5 min-utes. Remove and place on top of salad.

Finish with dressing and red peppers on top.

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ents – which is as likely as getting a token ‘sorry’ from the man who barges past you as he makes for the S-Train. Still, you can at least get semi-decent goat’s cheese.

For the beetroot, bought jarred ones can be refreshing, but ideally boiling and lightly pickling fresh ones yourself is better. Just so long as they’re cooked properly. It’s also a great way to eat them if you’re not a huge fan − though I am − alongside some creamy cheese, some crunch and the acid-ity of a mustard vinegar dressing.

Walnuts classically � t with goat’s cheese, but actually other types of nuts can work. Pistachios, cashews or the woody, smoked crunch of roasted pine nuts work just � ne.

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RESTAURANTS in Denmark, particular-ly those in Copenhagen, are in a mad rush to join the new-Nordic food concept that is taking over the country’s food culture. What is less known to the public are some of the restaurants at the cutting edge of this food revolution, and how they experiment with green cooking and biodynamic kitchens. And what is almost a secret are the number of smaller restaurants involved in this food revolution, like Spisehuset 56°.

Situated in a truly elegant and historic building, built in 1744 for the purpose of storing the ammunition at Charlotte Ama-lie’s Bastion, this restaurant ticks the box for originality in a number of ways. Not many restaurants can boast of walls that are 1.5 metres thick. I was told that as this was the ammunition house, the walls were made thick so as to protect the people outside the building. Odd but very sensible. � is also means that although located by the water, the restaurant is warm and keeps the heat during the long winter months.

� e restaurant is called Spisehuset 56° because 56 degrees is the temperature at which all the meat is vacuum-cooked at. � is ensures that the meat is still succulent and restores all its � avours, yet is cooked to a degree that it is considered suitable for con-sumption.

Spisehuset 56° is one of the few restau-rants that can be truly labelled ‘biodynamic’. All the fruit and veg used in the dishes are grown on a farm belonging to the parents of the chef, Kenneth Ellegaard, in Lolland. Every day, the restaurant receives a delivery of freshly plucked produce, so the restaurant has no set menus. � is is perhaps not suit-able if you are choosing the restaurant based on the menu, but one is guaranteed to get a plate of food that is prepared with the most seasonal vegetables. � e meat comes from an organic farm on Fyn called Den Fynske Gaarde, and the seafood from local suppli-ers in Zealand. Rest assured one can dine at Spisehuset 56° without a guilty conscience.

During my evening I was served the seasonal menu that began with a scrump-tious appetiser of Dehydrated and cured scallop with apple vinegar and liquorice syrup. As we were getting used to the rus-tic tastes, we were served the starter course of Mussel and clam soup with apple, arti-chokes, carrots with fragrant herbs. To soak it up were slices of malt bread and creamed butter. Complementing these two courses was a Bourgogne 2010, Macon Uzichy ‘le Maritime.

� e main course was a plate of two kinds of meat: Ossetians bucco and � llet of beef (cooked, of course, at 56 degrees) ac-

companied by celery and dressed with a rich smoked marrow sauce. � e choice of wine for this course was a Tuscany 2009 Chianti ‘ Colli Senesi’ − a Castello di Farnetella.

� e cheese course followed with red Christian, which is a biodynamic milk cheese, a Vesterhav and another Danish delicacy called Hoeg cheese, all of which were served with butter-fried bread and sea buckthorn compote.

Finally, we got to the dessert which was the Assortment of berries, consisting of dried frozen blueberries, blueberry granite and blueberry meringue with white choco-

late muesli, nuts and seeds. For this course we were served a dessert wine, the Vin de Glaciere by Paci� c Rim ‘Columbia Valley’, USA.

Whether intentional or not, Spisehuset 56° is a restaurant that is full of surprises, which are slowly unwrapped and revealed to the guests over the course of the evening. During my evening there, just as I thought I had been astounded plenty, I was told that this restaurant has something that perhaps none of its counterparts in Denmark has. Its very own bunker!! Yes, you heard right. � e head chef proudly walked me through

A resounding win for our taste buds: 56-0 to the old Arsenal

the restaurant’s very own bunker, which is currently being used as the cellar and cold storage for the restaurant. During the sum-mer, there are plans to host wine and beer tasting evenings ‘in the bunker’.

It has to be said that the dynamic duo of Kristine and Kenneth Ellegaard seem to have mastered a completely new way to en-tertain their customers, while serving great food that brings out � avours of the coun-try that even the locals were beginning to forget.

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Airline anti-hero vehicle soars above expectations

THERE’S NO questioning Academy Award winner Denzel Washington’s skill as a performer – he’s rarely less than formida-

ble. However I must admit to having reservations: like Forest Whitaker and, in her later work, Nicole Kidman, Washington has a tendency to exhibit a sort of on-screen awareness. I suspect I can often detect his satisfaction at how technically perfect he considers his own performance. At times, there’s even something approaching smug-ness; a quiet enjoyment of his own brilliance. � ere’s even the occasional gesture or facial expression, seemingly too conscious, made just for the cam-era. It’s distracting at its best and at other times, nauseating.

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� is is the � rst live-action � lm from Forrest Gump and Back to � e Future helmer Robert Zemeckis in almost a

decade. His preoccupation with mo-tion capture animation for such works as � e Polar Express and Beowulf has kept him away from traditional modes of � lmmaking. Flight sees him make a blistering return to form. Like vintage Scorsese, the narrative rockets along im a similar fashion to the frenetic lat-ter moments of Henry Hill’s cocaine-addled days in Goodfellas with a 70s soundtrack that further supports the tone. Zemeckis portrays the events with the assuredness of a master, but with a sense of urgency that would be-� t a director half his age.

Early on, particularly with a sub-

plot involving Nicole’s pimp, landlord and porno pals, one gets the impres-sion that the director is holidaying in someone else’s hell, by which I mean there’s a cartoon hyper-reality to the proceedings that doesn’t ring true. It doesn’t help either that the redemp-tive narrative is heavily illustrated with religious iconography. � at aside, once we’re into the minutiae of Whip’s de-nial and paranoid, guilt-laden psyche, Zemeckis and Washington ably com-municate a multitude of emotional complexities. When Whip returns home, having missed his ex-wife and son, and is treated as an unwelcome

guest, it is both excruciating and genu-inely moving.

Flight is a � ne � lm that lives and dies by its central performance. Just as well then, that like a Daniel Day-Lewis or Philip Seymour Ho� man, Wash-ington proves himself here to be one of those actors who can disappear into a role so much that once the � lm’s engine is turning, you see only the character. And perhaps Whip Whitaker’s narcis-sism works in Washington’s favour be-cause while there are those occasions in Flight when the actor seems to be quietly enjoying his performance, in this case, he’s fully justi� ed.

FILM

Flight (15)

Dir: Robert Zemeckis; US action/drama, 2012, 138 mins; Denzel Washington, Don Cheadle, Kelly Reilly, Bruce Greenwood, Brian Ger-aghty, John Goodman, Melissa Leo

Premiered February 28

Playing nationwide

Looks like Denzel’s got his wings back as an alcoholic on autopilot

THERE’S ALWAYS some-thing devilishly exciting about a new Jason Statham

movie. Sure, it’s no Shakespeare, but the baldy British action star has enough charisma and faux-Cockney swagger to make � lms like the ludicrous Transporter and Crank series entertaining, in a silly, popcorn-chomping sort of way.

Parker is no exception. Based on the novel Flash� re from Donald E. Westlake’s hardboiled crime series, � e Stath stars as the eponymous, hard-as-nails master thief with a questionable moral compass and a hulky scarred torso. Af-ter leading a successful million dollar heist at a local Ohio state fair, his crackerjack crew turn against him, leaving him blood-ied, wounded and waiting for death by the roadside. Unfortu-nately for them, Parker is seem-ingly indestructible and limping with a vengeance. Deserting his girlfriend Claire (Emma Booth) and her ma� oso dad (a cameo from the gravelly voiced Nolte), he hunts them down to lavish Palm Beach, Florida, and enlists

a � edgling estate agent Leslie (Lopez). Together they hatch a plan to catch his former crew while undertaking a jewellery auction heist.

� e � rst thing worthy of mention is that Parker’s plot, like all good/bad action B-mov-ies, is utter balderdash. What could a shrill estate agent know about the criminal underworld? How could Statham survive a point blank bullet wound to the chest? And perhaps most preposterous of all, how could anyone ever believe the Brit’s lame Texan accent? Parker is the sort of � lm in which you need to leave any such questions of plausibility at the door and just enjoy the gaudy action specta-cle.

� e Oscar-nominated di-rector of � e Devil’s Advocate and Ray blends grisly � lm noir tropes with ultra-violent action set-pieces. Getting o� to a rol-licking start, as the narrative takes prominence, Parker slug-gishly tumbles through the two-hour running time and needs a good edit. Although J-Lo’s screen presence is magnetic, her character is entirely super� uous: merely an attractive window dressing.

Is it a ‘good’ � lm? Of course not. � e plot is derivative, the ‘stick ‘em up!’ dialogue cringe-worthy, and the characterisation ignominious. Nevertheless, it’s mindless entertainment that you can’t help but succumb to.

Parker (15)

Dir: Taylor Hackford; US action/

crime, 2013, 118 mins; Jason Statham,

Jennifer Lopez, Nick Nolte, Michael

Chiklis, Clifton Collins Jr

Premiered February 28

Playing nationwide

This doesn’t look good, Parker. No, Milady!

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All times are subject to change without notice; consult www.kino.dk for con� rmation.

PALADSAxeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211Beasts of the Southern Wild (11) 10:40-13:00-19:00Beautiful Creatures (11) 10:00-12:00-14:00-16:15-19:00-21:20 (Sat)Django Unchained (15)16:40-18:00-20:45Flight (15)10:00-13:00-16:00-18:30-21:15A Good Day to Die Hard (15)11:00-13:10-15:45-18:30-21:30 (Fri)The Hobbit 2D (11)13:10-20:00The Impossible (15)13:10-19:00-21:30Lincoln (15)10:00-21:00 (Sat)Parker (15)16:15-18:30-21:30Pitch Perfect (7)15:45-18:30Quartet (7)10:00-12:20-14:30-19:00Witch Hunters 2D (15)14:20Zero Dark Thirty (15)12:10-18:00-21:15

KINOPALÆETKlampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby Beasts of the Southern Wild (11)11:45 (Sat)Beautiful Creatures (11) 10:45-13:20-21:30 (Sat)Django Unchained (15)12:20-18:00-21:30 (Sat)Flight (15)12:40-15:40-20:45A Good Day to Die Hard (15)14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30 (Fri)Hitchcock (11)10:00-15:40 (Sat)The Impossible (15)19:00Life of Pi 2D (11)12:00 (Fri)Lincoln (15)21:10Parker (15)18:45-21:00 (Fri)Quartet (7)12:00-14:15-16:30-19:00Zero Dark Thirty (15)18:00-21:10

IMPERIALVed Vesterport 4, Cph V, 70131211; www.imperialbio.dkDjango Unchained (15)11:30-14:45-18:10 (Fri)

FISKETORVETKalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202Beautiful Creatures (11)13:00-18:30-21:20Django Unchained (15)15:45-18:15-20:00-21:00-23:15 (Fri & Sat)Flight (15)18:30-21:20A Good Day to Die Hard (15)11:45-14:00-16:15-17:00-19:15-21:30-23:45 (Fri & Sat)The Hobbit 3D (11)15:20-20:30Life of Pi 3D (11)18:45Parker (15)11:00-13:30-16:00-19:00-21:30-23:59 (Fri & Sat)Pitch Perfect (7) 10:30

GLORIARådhuspladsen 59, Cph K3312 4292; www.gloria.dkBeasts of the Southern Wild (11)17:00

FALKONER BIOGRAFENSylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg,7013 1211; www.falkonerbio.dkArgo (15)22:00 (Fri & Sat)Django Unchained (15)20:45Flight (15)14:45-21:30 (Sat)A Good Day to Die Hard (15)19:45-22:00Hitchcock (11)10:00-17:20 (Fri)The Impossible (15)21:15 (Sat)Lincoln (15)12:00-18:15 (Fri)Quartet (7)10:20-12:30-19:45Zero Dark Thirty (15)15:10-21:30 (Sat)

CINEMATEKETGothersgade 55, Cph K3374 3400; www.d� .dk5 Broken Cameras (15)19:15 (Fri)Never Let Me Go (15)14:15 (Sat)Dracula - Pages from a Virgin’s Diary (15)19:00 (Sun)Careful (15)21:45 (Tue)

GENTOFTE KINOGentoftegade 39; www.gen-toftekino.dkFlight (15)20:30Hitchcock (11)15:00Quartet (7)17:00

VESTER VOV VOVAbalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200Beasts of the Southern Wild (11)12:15-17:15-20:45Searching for Sugar Man (15)14:30-19:00

Quartet (7)

Dir: Dustin Hoffman; US comedy/Drama, 2013, 98 mins; Maggie Smith, Mi-chael Gambon, Billy Con-nolly, Tom CourtenayAt a retirement home for former musicians, an annual concert is disrupted by the arrival of eter-nal diva Jean (Smith), who also happens to be the ex-wife of one of the residents. While endear-ing, Ho� man’s directorial debut is far from honest about age-ing – all the seniors seem to be in tip-top form, and the � lm’s plot is almost painfully predict-able. But the underlying message of always continuing to learn and grow is a charming one that will leave audiences grinning. JH

Zero Dark � irty (15)

Dir: Kathryn Bigelow; US action/drama, 2012, 157 mins; Jessica Chastain, Ja-son Clarke, Kyle Chan-dler, James Gandolfini, Mark Strong, Chris Pratt� e most unnerving, brilliantly acted thriller of the year, Zero Dark � irty boasts an impres-sive inventory of ferocious visu-als, an endlessly mesmerising performance from actress Jessica Chastain and a script that mer-curially bulldozes any narrative clichés and instead o� ers punchy, naturalistically delivered political dialogue. Remorseless and tor-turous the � lm may be, but you won’t be able to stop watching. LR

� e Master (11)

Dir: Paul Thomas Ander-son; US drama, 2012, 137 mins; Joaquin Phoenix, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams, Laura Dern � e Master is one of the rich-est, most visually arresting and intellectually engaging � lms of recent times. While there are unmistakable references to sci-entology, the � lm is, at its core, universally applicable as a study in the exploitation of vulnerable peoples and the cyclical nature of subjugation. � e � lm’s gorgeous Technicolor hues and � awlessly nuanced performances create an experience that will likely stay with you for a long time. MW

Django Unchained (15)

Dir: Quentin Tarantino; US action/drama/western, 2012, 165 mins; Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz, Leonar-do DiCaprio, Kerry Wash-ington, Samuel L JacksonTarantino’s eagerly anticipated pastiche of the western epic is a bold, throbbing, exuberantly crafted piece of work – one that rattles cages with a vengeance. � e � lm manages to conduct a joyride through old Dixie while simultaneously building up to a passionate climax steeped in heartbreaking romance and paci-� stic, moral indignation. And while the Tarantino trademarks are aplenty, the � lm doesn’t buckle under their weight. KRG

� e Impossible (15)

Dir: Juan Antonio Bay-ona; Spa drama/disaster, 2012, 114 mins; Ewan Mc-Gregor, Naomi Watts, Tom Holland, Samuel Joslin� e Impossible, based on the real-life experiences of a family caught in the 2004 Boxing Day tsunami, rarely lets up the pace. It is sometimes hard to watch as the characters are severely and relentlessly battered by the water and the all-encompassing hope-lessness that follows after the wave hits. � e work pays o� tenfold, resulting in a tough realism that no doubt informs the perfor-mances and the emotional clout of the entire � lm. See this, and then go and hug your kids. MW

Pitch Perfect (15)

Dir: Jason Moore; US com-edy/musical, 2012, 112 mins; Anna Kendrick, Brit-tany Snow, Rebel WilsonPitch Perfect looks and sounds exactly like every other musical comedy that features a singing or dancing competition. Kendrick plays a music-mad college fresh-man caught in a war between her university’s rival singing groups – and unfortunately, her performance is about the only redeeming factor in the � lm. � e show-stopping numbers help o� set its predictability, but ulti-mately, the � lm is a not-so-funny musical comedy that is more tone deaf than pitch perfect. JH

A Good Day to Die Hard (15)

Dir: John Moore; US ac-tion/crime, 2013, 97 mins; Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Sebastian Koch, Cole HauserBruce Willis, presumably due to a clause in his contract with the Devil, returns as New York cop John McClane for the � fth time to battle evil terrorists. Coarse and monotonous where its predeces-sors were clever and complex, it’s no exaggeration to call A Good Day to Die Hard the worst � lm of the seemingly never-ending series. Perhaps most worrisome of all is the knowledge that the su� ering is far from over and the franchise will continue. DS

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (15)

Dir: Tommy Wirkola; US ac-tion/adventure, 2013, 88 mins; Jeremy Renner, Gemma Arterton, Famke Janssen, Zoe Bell, Peter StormareIt’s di� cult to interest a viewer in this clunky, self-satis� ed slice of CGI and 3D-enhanced hor-ror comedy. Grown-up Hansel and Gretel sleepwalk through the motions as tough, sexy icons of medieval bounty hunt-ing when they’re commissioned to rescue several children kid-napped by witches. Weapon a� cionados will appreciate the gore, but if you happen to like your mashed-up entertainment with just a touch of intelligence, this isn’t the � lm for you. KRG

Hitchcock (11)

Dir: Sascha Gervasi; US dra-ma, 2012, 98 mins; Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren, Scarlett Johansson, Dan-ny Huston, Toni ColletteHitchcock, disappointingly, is less of a ‘Making of Psycho’ bi-opic and more something that might have been entitled ‘Alma and Al� e’ – a dramatisation of the director’s turbulent relation-ship with his wife. Hopkins and Mirren do their damndest to el-evate a mediocre script, and their chemistry shines through the un-inspired writing. But ultimately, the script is content to languish on the surface of complexity, in an ultimately dull, soap opera ex-posé of Hitch’s private life. MW

Beautiful Creatures (11)

Dir: Andreas Dalsgaard; Den doc, 2012, 83 minsBeautiful Creatures appears marred by teen-� ick clichés and blockbuster gimmicks like that of Twilight or Bu� y the Vam-pire Slayer, which will unfor-tunately turn many potential viewers away from a genuine experience. � e acting is above par, and you’ve got to love the gu� aw-inducing dialogue. It’s far from an unforgettable � lm, nor is it an important or genre-re-newing � lm, but isn’t half as dull-witted as one might fear. KRG

Beasts of the Southern Wild (11)

Dir: Benh Zeitlin; US drama/fantasy, 2012, 94 mins; Quven-zhané Wallis, Dwight Henry, Levy Easterly, Lowell LandesBased on the play Juicy and Delicious by Lucy Alibar, this � lm adaptation is essentially a charming children’s coming-of-age story – a moralistic fairy tale told through magical realism. Protagonist Hushpuppy’s dedi-cation to her father is as heart-breakingly beautiful as young Wallis’s perfectly cast face, but the � lm’s occasional dabbling in sentimentality, along with an overbearing score and an over-reliance on voiceovers prevents the � lm from achieving the transcendence it aims for. MW

Lincoln (15)

Dir: Steven Spielberg; US drama, 2013, 150 mins; Dan-iel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, David Strathairn, Tommy Lee Jones, James SpaderLincoln is a well-formed and morally ambiguous study of character, principle and politics. It is often overly nostalgic about history, but con� dently and even humourously refuses to shy away from the contradictions of its subject matter, and gratefully Spielberg has chosen collabora-tors who rise to the challenge of o� ering a contemporary lesson in the ways we have shaped our times, for better or worse. AS

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Thursday 7Wednesday 6Tuesday 5Monday 4Sunday 3Saturday 2Friday 117:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote21:50-23:40 The Recruit (US thriller, 2003) Colin Farrell23:40-01:10 Kicking and Screaming (US com, 2005) Will Ferrell

17:00-17:50 Will & Grace (US com series)17:50-18:45 King of Queens18:45-19:45 Friends19:45-21:20 Old School (US com, 2003) Luke Wilson

17:55-18:50 The Rape of Europe (US doc, 2008)20:00-21:50 Elizabeth: The Golden Age (UK drama, 2007) Cate Blanchett23:00-01:10 The Eagle Has Landed (UK action, 1976) Michael Caine

17:00-19:00 NCIS19:00-20:00 Gordon Ramsey’s Ultimate Cooking Course (UK reality series, 2012)22:00-00:20 You Don’t Mess with the Zohan (US com, 2008) Adam Sandler

23:05-00:40 The Transporter (US action, 2002) Jason Stratham

17:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother19:00-20:00 The Simpsons20:00-20:30 House Hazards21:30-00:00 Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (US sci-� , 1977) Harrison Ford21:30-00:00 Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (US sci-� , 1980) Mark Hamil

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer20:00-21:00 The Real Thumbelina (UK doc, 2010) 21:00-23:10 The Flock (US drama, 2007) Richard Gere

17:00-18:00 Numbers19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory 22:00-00:35 Blade (US action, 1998) Wesley Snipes

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:20 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (Aus crime series, 2012) 23:20-00:10 Killing Time (Aus drama series, 2010)

17:10-18:00 Will & Grace 18:00-18:50 King of Queens18:50-19:40 Friends19:40-20:45 Californication23:35-00:20 Joey

18:30-19:00 The Daily Show20:50-22:00 The Newsroom (US drama, 2012) Je� Daniels, Emily Mortimer23:10-23:55 Chinese Murder Mystery (UK doc, 2011)23:55-00:20 The Daily Show

17:00-19:00 NCIS20:00-21:00 Ramsey’s Kitchen Night-mares (US reality series, 2011)23:30-01:25 NCIS

No English-language programmes

17:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother19:00-20:00 The Simpsons20:00-21:30 Top Gear21:30-23:20 Crank: High Voltage (US action, 2009) Jason Statham23:20-01:00 Top Gear: Vietnam Special

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer20:00-21:00 Grey’s Anatomy21:00-21:55 Private Practice21:55-22:55 House22:55-23:50 Grey’s Anatomy23:50-00:50 Private Practice

17:00-18:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (US crime series)19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory20:00-21:00 CSI: New York22:50-23:50 CSI23:50-01:40 Criminal Minds

19:00-20:00 Super Smart Animals (BBC doc, 2012) 22:55-00:30 Lewis (UK crime series, 2007) Kevin Whately

11:20-18:05 Futurama (US com series, 1999)18:05-19:00 King of Queens19:00-19:50 Friends19:50-20:55 Californication (US drama series)

21:30-22:30 Lust for Life (UK doc, 2011) 23:25-02:10 The Aviator (US drama, 2004) Leonardo DiCaprio

18:00-19:00 NCIS19:00-20:00 The Mentalist21:00-22:10 Game of Thrones (US fantasy series, 2012) Charles Dance 22:10-00:20 Anger Management (US com, 2003) Adam Sandler

20:00-21:30 Mr Woodcock (US com, 2010) Seann William Scott

14:30-18:30 The Simpsons18:30-20:00 Two and a Half Men20:00-21:00 Criss Angel21:00-21:30 Steven Seagal: Lawman (US reality series)21:30-00:10 Star Wars: Episode VI - The Return Of The Jedi (US sci-� , 1983) Carrie Fisher

20:00-21:00 The Real Thumbelina19:00-20:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Denmark21:00-23:15 The Women (US drama, 2008) Meg Ryan23:15-00:10 Tough Love 3: Couples (US reality series)

21:00-00:20 The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (US drama, 2008) Brad Pitt

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote

17:15-18:05 Will & Grace 18:05-18:55 King of Queens18:55-19:50 Friends19:50-20:55 Californication 20:55-21:45 New Girl23:15-00:00 Live at the Apollo (UK stand-up, 2011)

18:30-19:00 The Daily Show

17:00-19:00 NCIS23:30-01:25 NCIS


17:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother19:00-19:30 The Simpsons19:30-22:35 UEFA Champions League Live: Manchester United vs Real Madrid

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy23:55-00:50 Private Practice

17:00-18:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory20:00-21:00 CSI22:00-00:20 Bad Company (US ac-tion, 2002) Anthony Hopkins

19:05-20:00 Egypt (UK doc, 2008) 22:10-23:05 Parade’s End (UK thriller series, 2012) Benedict Cumberbatch23:05-00:35 George Gently (UK crime series, 2008) Martin Shaw

09:20-21:00 Sons of Anarchy (US drama series, 2011-12) season � ve22:30-00:10 Wayne’s World 2 (US com, 1993) Mike Myers

20:00-21:00 Hairy Bikers Bake-action (BBC Food, 2011)

21:00-23:20 Grown Ups (US com, 2010) Adam Sandler23:05-00:05 Two and a Half Men

21:00-22:55 Fair Game (US drama, 2010) Naomi Watts, Sean Penn

17:00-17:30 King of Cars (US reality series, 2006)23:30-00:35 Spartacus (US action series, 2012)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Dance Moms (US doc series, 2012)20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Denmark23:00-00:00 Biggest Loser IX

19:00-20:00 Arrow (US action series, 2012)22:00-23:05 CSI: New York23:05-01:20 30 Days of Night (US Horror, 2007) Josh Hartnett

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:10 Dirty Sexy Money (US drama series, 2007) Peter Krause23:10-23:55 Rescue Special Ops (Aus drama series, 2009)

17:20-18:10 Will & Grace18:10-19:00 King of Queens19:00-19:55 Friends 19:55-21:00 Californication23:20-00:15 Michael McIntyre: Live and Laughing (US Stand-up, 2012)

18:30-19:00 The Daily Show20:40-21:25 Taggart (UK crime, 2010)21:25-22:20 Luther (UK thriller series, 2011) Idris Elba

17:00-19:00 NCIS20:00-21:00 NCIS21:00-22:00 The Mentalist23:30-01:25 NCIS


17:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother19:00-19:30 The Simpsons19:30-22:35 UEFA Champions League Live: Paris SG vs Valencia

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer21:00-22:00 Hoarders22:00-23:00 Dance Moms 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy23:55-00:50 Private Practice

17:00-18:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory22:00-23:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit23:00-01:00 Criminal Minds

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-00:05 Foyle’s War (UK crime series, 2004) Michael Kitchen

17:15-18:05 Will & Grace18:05-19:00 King of Queens19:00-19:50 Friends 19:50-20:55 Californication20:55-23:35 Avatar (US drama, 2009) Sam Worthington

18:30-19:00 The Daily Show

17:00-19:00 NCIS23:30-01:25 NCIS


17:00-19:00 How I Met Your Mother19:00-20:00 Simpsons20:00-21:30 Top Gear22:30-23:35 Spartacus 23:35-01:45 Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (US action, 2012) Dave Bautista

17:00-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy18:00-19:00 Private Practice19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer20:00-21:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Denmark21:00-22:55 A Walk to Remember (US drama, 2002) Shane West22:55-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy

17:00-18:00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit19:00-20:00 The Big Bang Theory22:15-23:10 Arrow (US action series, 2012)23:10-00:10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

1 - 7 March 2013

DR2, Mon 20:30 The Newsroom TV3+, Tue 16:30 Champions League: Man United vs Real Madrid

TV2, Sun 21:00 Fair GameDR3, Sat 20:30 The Brits

FILM OF THE WEEK

sport OF THE WEEK

DR2, Mon 20:30

FOR A WHILE now, a TV clip has been doing the rounds in which a disgruntled news anchorman (Je� Daniels) espouses why America is no longer the greatest country in the world. Sure, it’s a typically overlong speech written by Aaron Sorkin (A Few Good Men, � e West Wing etc), the man whose characters mostly tend to be idealistic geniuses who can solve the Enigma Code in the blink of an eyelid. But for once, this three-minute diatribe is right on the money. It’s a brilliantly rhythmical lambasting, and the way it’s gone vi-ral suggests it’s struck a chord across the political spectrum. Why? Be-cause he’s a Republican (you’ll have to see it to appreciate that line).

� e Newsroom su� ers from plodding romantic subplots, but delivers thanks to the extreme na-

ture of its subject matter: the real-life world in which we live in. Watch it and be hooked from the cool open-ing credits.

Also outgunning � ction is Chinese Murder Mystery (DR2, Mon 23:10), which documents the alleged murder of a British business-man by the wife of a Chinese mayor, which is according to � e Guardian “an extraordinary story” that “would be farcical, laughable even, a kind of ‘Chinese Midsomer Murders’, if there weren’t a real human tragedy at its heart”.

Also rather farcical, but without any merits, is Zero Hour (DR3, � u 21:30), the latest attempt to create the surreal nature of Lost through a mixture of time travel, historical intertwining and general weirdness.

Elsewhere, this week, Alex Polizzi: � e Fixer (SVT2, Mon 18:00) sees the badass broad from � e Hotel Inspector dishing out ad-vice to families; we learn why the EU gives special trade privileges in Guatemala’s Sweet Deal (BBC World, Sat 12:30 or Sun 22:30); What If? (BBC World, Sat 16:30 or Sun 19:30) is a bit like Tomor-row’s World, but without the feel-good factor that the future is going to be brilliant; Tsunami: � e Sur-vivors’ Stories (SVT1, Tue 22:00) is a riveting account of the killer waves that struck Japan in 2011; and there’s a night of new teenage market series making their debuts on K7 on Saturday including the worryingly named Slutever (K7, Sat 22:50).

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