I’m dedicating this show to my Grand Nephew, Stephen Daigle. Tomorrow night Stephen plays

his last game in M.M. Roberts Stadium. He will be one of the team Captains for the game. He has

ask his Mom ( Kathi ),Grandfather ( Jim “ The Ole Nole “ Miller ) and me ( Bro ) to stand with him on the field before the game for Seniors Night. I’ve

been a supporter of USM since 1965 but tomorrow night standing on the field with Stephen

will be my proudest moment. I’m going to stop now because the tears are messing up my

keyboard. Thanks for letting me share Stephen with you for the past four years.

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Sex is the safest Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. tranquilizer in the world.

It is 10 times more It is 10 times more effective than valiumeffective than valium! !

Sex is the safest Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. tranquilizer in the world.

It is 10 times more It is 10 times more effective than valiumeffective than valium! !

““Some things are better than Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, sex, and some are worse,

but there's nothing exactly but there's nothing exactly like it.’’ like it.’’

W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields

““Some things are better than Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, sex, and some are worse,

but there's nothing exactly but there's nothing exactly like it.’’ like it.’’

W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields

Do penguins Do penguins have knees ? have knees ? Do penguins Do penguins have knees ? have knees ?

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass

gong and a mallet. gong and a mallet.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk. "Yup," replied the drunk.

"How' s it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "How' s it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

"You Ahole… it's three-fifteen in the morning!""You Ahole… it's three-fifteen in the morning!"

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass

gong and a mallet. gong and a mallet.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk. "Yup," replied the drunk.

"How' s it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "How' s it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

"You Ahole… it's three-fifteen in the morning!""You Ahole… it's three-fifteen in the morning!"

With a win Sat. night over Marshall, the Eagles would play Houston next Sat. for the C-USA Championship and a birth in the Liberty

Bowl.GO EAGLES !!!

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