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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.The Older I Get the More I RealizeHow much I dont knowIm not always rightNobody but me can make me feel badNo matter how much I think I want to eat fried food, I will always feel icky afterwardsThe Older I Get the More I RealizeAging isnt all in the mindDont take life too seriouslyThat nothing can supplement experienceHappiness is HARD work!You cant help getting older but you dont have to get oldThe Older I Get the More I RealizeThat the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the benefits of their inexperienceFun is like life insurancethe older you get, the more it costsMy Shower is a LiarMy Shower is a LiarSingingWhere is the best place to practice singing?In the showerWhy do you sound better?Is it because theres no one there?Do your insecurities disappear, unleashing your true singing potential?

My Shower is a LiarWhy do you sound better in the shower?ReflectionReverbResonance

My Shower is a LiarIn the shower

My Shower is a LiarOut of the shower

My Shower is a LiarWhy do I like to sing in the shower?Because I sound goodIts the place where I sing the bestSo whats that got to do with anything

My Shower is a LiarWhy do I come to church?Because its where I do religion bestIts what we are told to dorightHebrews 10:25not giving up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but encouraging one another and all the more as you see the Day approaching.Is that all?

My Shower is a LiarDo you know what one of my problems is?I want to make demands of God but its not reciprocalI dont like it when God tells me He wants or expects me to do something

My Shower is a LiarLook at the rest of the verseThe first partHebrews 10:24And let us consider how we may spur one another on toward love and good deeds,

My Shower is a LiarEncouragementIs that it?towards love and good deeds

My Shower is a LiarWhat happens when I step outside the shower?What happens when I step outside the church building?

My Shower is a LiarMatthew 7:21-23Not everyone who says to me , Lord, Lord, will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles? Then I will tell them plainly, I never knew you. Away from me, you evil-doers!

My Shower is a LiarWhat do you mean you never knew me?He doesWhat I realize isI dont know Him as well as I shouldTherein lies the problemSo what am I supposed to do?

My Shower is a LiarJohn 6:26-29Jesus answered, Very truly I tell you, you are looking for me, not because you saw the signs I performed but because you ate the loaves and had your fill. Do not work for food that spoils, but for food that endures to eternal life, which the Son of Man will give you. For on him God the Father has placed his seal of approval. Then they asked him, What must we do to do the works God requires? Jesus answered: The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has sent.

My Shower is a LiarCan it be that simple?What aboutThe widows and orphansThe sickThe hungryThe ones in prisonStewardship

My Shower is a LiarAnybody rememberWWJDDo you think it needs to be resuscitated?

My Shower is a LiarStanding in my shower doesnt make me a singer anymore than standing in this church building makes me a ChristianBut I would offer thatStanding in the Word doesThats how we get to know Him

My Shower is a LiarThe older I get the more I realizeI have two handsOne to help myself, andOne to help others

My Shower is a LiarWinnie the PoohYou cant stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.