If you give Chuck Norris a cookie
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If you give Chuck Norris a
cookie
He will eat it with his beard
After he has eaten his cookie
he will want some milk
But right as Chuck Norris is
drinking his milk he will
remember he is lactose
intolerant
So Chuck Norris will spit it out
Then he’ll decide he wants
to go play outside
Once we are outside I will ask him what do you
want to do?
When he sees my oak tree he will want to play
hide ‘n seek
But when he’s climbing the
tree he will see a stranded cat. It will remind him of his cat Mr. Whiskers
So he will try to rescue the cat
But the cat recognizes Chuck Norris and runs
away
And Chuck Norris will chase after the cat
And the cat knows he won’t be able to get away so he gives up
After the chase Chuck Norris walks back to
my house with his new cat Mr Whiskers the
2Nd
Ironically Chuck Norris became exhausted
from chasing the cat so he’ll ask me for a
drink
And with that drink he’ll want a…
Cookie!
If you give Chuck Norris a cookie
If you give Chuck Norris a cookie
He will summon the undead to feed it to him
After he has eaten his cookie he will want some milk
But right as Chuck Norris is drinking his milk he will remember he is lactose intolerant
So Chuck Norris will spit it out
Then he’ll decide he wants to go play outside
Once we are outside I will ask him what do you want to do?
When he sees your oak tree he will want to play hide ‘n seek
But when he’s climbing the tree he will see a stranded cat. It will remind him of his cat Mr. Whiskers
So he will try to rescue the cat
But the cat recognizes Chuck Norris and runs away
And Chuck Norris will chase after the cat
And the cat knows he won’t be able to get away so he gives up
After the chase Chuck Norris walks back to my house with his new cat Mr Whiskers the 2Nd
Ironically Chuck Norris became exhausted from chasing the cat so he’ll ask me for a drink
And with that drink he’ll want a…
Cookie!