If you give a porcupine a

peanut butter and jelly sandwich…

By Jenna West

If you give a porcupine a

peanut butter and jelly sandwich…

The sticky peanut butter will definitely

stick to his sharp quills.

So you will take him into the cool rain to quickly wash off his

sticky quills.

Because the porcupine is standing in the pouring

rain, he will become freezing cold and ask to borrow a large sweater.

Therefore, you rush to your cozy room with

the porcupine waddling behind you, and you find him your

warmest sweater.

When he sees all your discarded clothes he’ll start playing dress-up with them.

While digging in your massive closet, he’ll see your large amount of art

supplies.Art supplies

He will request for you to paint a picture with him.

Next, you will get out a sheet and

start to lay it down

Seeing the yellow sheet, the porcupine will insist on making an enormous fort.

Consequently, you will spend three tiring minutes looking for three more massive sheets and lay them down over five tall chairs.

Beaming with pride, the porcupine will politely

ask you to take a pretty picture of him in the sheet covered fort.

Later, the prickly porcupine will see

the beautiful picture and he will demand that it is put into the

local newspaper.

You and the porcupine walk through the front door, on your way to

the newspaper, and you will quickly realize that

it is freezing cold outside. You will immediately turn around to get two

warm coats.

Back up in your cozy warm bedroom, the porcupine finds your

warmest sweater again and borrows some woolly socks from your dresser.

As you’re walking past the kitchen, the

porcupine will hear his stomach rumble and he

will realize that he needs some 100% whole

wheat bread

And chances are, if he asks for some bread…

He’ll want some peanut

butter and jelly to go with it!!!!

If you give a porcupine a

peanut butter sandwich...

The sticky peanut butter will definitely stick to his

sharp quills.

So you will take him into the cool rain to

quickly wash off his sticky quills.

Because the porcupine is

standing in the pouring rain, he

will become freezing cold and ask to borrow a large sweater.

Therefore, you rush to your

cozy room with the porcupine

waddling behind you, and

you find him your warmest

sweater.

When he sees all your old clothes he’ll start playing dress-up with

them.

While digging in your massive closet, he’ll see

your large amount of art

supplies.

He will request for you to paint a picture with

him.

Next, you will get out a sheet and start to lay

it down.

Seeing the

white sheet, the porcupine will insist on making an

enormous fort.Consequently, you

will spend three tiring minutes looking for three more massive sheets and lay them down over five tall

chairs.Beaming with

pride, the porcupine will

politely ask you to take a pretty

picture of him in the sheet covered

fort.

Later, the prickly porcupine will see the beautiful picture and he will demand that it is put into the local newspaper.

You and the porcupine walk

through the front door, on your way to

the to the newspaper, and you will quickly realize that it is freezing

cold outside. You will immediately turn around to get two

warm coats.

Back up in your cozy warm bedroom, the porcupine

finds your warmest sweater again and borrows some woolly socks from your

dresser.

As you’re walking past the kitchen, the porcupine will hear his stomach rumble and he will realize

that he needs some 100% whole wheat

bread.

And chances are, if he asks

for some bread…

He’ll want some peanut butter to go with it!!!!