I HAVE NOT SPOKEN A WORD ~

~ BUT LIKE HAPPY FEET THE PENGUIN ~ I AM AN EXPERT AT SKATING ON THE THIN ICE OF THIS SO CALLED MODERN LIFE.

~ SO IF YOU WANT TO CRACK IT, AND NEED A SOLUTION OR ADVICE ON ANYTHING OR THE TRUE NATURE OF EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING ~ THEN JUST ASK.

~ I ONLY CHARGE $10,000 PER MINUTE FOR THOSE WHO CAN AFFORD IT, OTHERWISE IF I LIKE YOU, ITS FREE AND LIKELY TO ONLY TAKE 5 MINUTES TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS, SIMPLY ~ BECAUSE THEY DO NOT ACTUALLY EXIST ~

~YOU JUST THINK THEY DO.

ALSO~ I LOVE COFFEE ~ GOOD FAIR TRADE ORGANIK COFFEE OR NO DEAL, NO JOKE!

OTHERWISE YOU WILL FIND ME ~ SKATING ~ GOOD DAY

Blessings