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UNION BUILDING TO CLOSE ? Southside bargain basement
offered b y College Editorial
T h e possible motives for agreeing to move the student
union facilities to the Southside Halls basement are not
immediately obvious to me. We should all look very closely
at these proposals and decide whether we are really getting
a "g o od deal" , as the College claims.
A t a first impression I don't think we are, although we
should all be willing to listen to arguments to the contrary.
T h e immediate advantages are: firstly, the possibility of
i n c r e a s e d s p a c e (with new fac i l i t ies ) a n d s e c o n d l y ,
improved use of the Union by Southside residents.
But the great danger is that we will end up exchanging the
current Union Building for a converted aircraft hanger (the
main refectory) and a dinghy basement. We would also be
breaking links with the tradition of many years and the
move would certainly result in great changes for those
pieces of the Union Building we retain (and possibly also
alienate former Union members).
T h e r e a r e s e v e r a l q u e s t i o n s w h i c h r e m a i n to be
answered. How can we be certain that the facilities in
Southside would be an improvement on what we have
already? Why is the College willing to spend such large
amounts of money to move us? How will the Union Building
be used and could these things be done elsewhere?
Until all these points and many others can be cleared up
completely it is perhaps unwise to discard the idea out of
h a n d . B u t I feel that we s h o u l d tread very careful ly ,
especially considering the I C U President Nick Morton
thinks it is " a cracking good idea" and may well continue
with these plans without telling us.
S o far he has taken the staggering attitude of "Nanny
knows best'' and has discussed these proposals without any
reference to student opinion. Now that the plans are
known, we should be given all the details and be allowed to
make the decision for ourselves.
A surprise plan to move the Student Union to the basement of
the Southside Halls of Residence was revealed by ICU
President Mr Nick Morton last Friday. The plan would involve
abandoning the current Union Building for use by the College
and could cost in excess of £250,000.
Col lege Secretary M r J o h n S m i t h suggested the idea to the President
in M a r c h a n d it was only last week tht the first plans were completed
by the Estates Department . F o r this reason M r M o r t o n decided not to
inform I C U C o u n c i l unt i l M o n d a y or include the plans in Exec News
for last Tuesday 's A G M .
T h e proposals are, at present, in the very early stages of preparat ion
and w o u l d need to be generally approved before any large amount of
money was commit ted to further investigation. J o h n S m i t h told
F E L I X that there was no intent ion of " p u l l i n g o f fa c o u p " a n d that the
idea had only been revealed to assess the level of support.
M r S m i t h commented that he h a d been concerned w i t h the lack of
use of the lower three levels of Southside, following the closure of most
of the Refectory facilities there. T h i s , he said, had prompted the idea of
m a k i n g Southside a " f o ca l point of student a c t i v i t y " .
B y m o v i n g the U n i o n to the Southside basement there w o u l d be
what he ca l led " t h e added advantage" of h a v i n g space avai lable i n
Beit Q u a d . M r S m i t h suggested three possible uses for the current
U n i o n b u i l d i n g . F irs t ly the top floor cou ld be easily converted for extra
student accommodat ion . Secondly he admit ted that the Col lege has
been under pressure from the L i fe Sciences D i v i s i o n to expand their
f a c i l i t i e s . T h e U n i v e r s i t y G r a n t s C o m m i t t e e ( U G C ) h a v e a lso
instructed the Col lege to increase the L i f e Sciences intake a n d this
Continued on page 3.
Above: the current plan for the ground floor of Southside which now to hue removed for the club area (left) and the refectory and kitchens
contains the empty main refectory which was described by Mr Mooney partitioned for the sports facilities (right). The other main floor is shown
as "an aircraft hanger". The staircase by the main entrance would have on page 3.
Tfo616 Friday, May 281982 Free!
Dear Mark
A s usual, there are a whole
bunch of points in the last
issue of F E L I X which deserve
comment, but the pompous
r a m b l i n g s o f t h a t s e l f -
opinionated ass M o r t o n really
c l inch it. H e obviously appre
c i a t e s t h a t i n f o r m a t i o n is
p o w e r , a n d a p p e a r s to be
c l i n g i n g t i g h t l y to b o t h -
c o m e o n D a d d y N i c h o l a s ,
what is M o r t o n ' s Mystery?
W i t h his total lack of action,
and his neglecting to inform
us of plans to close the U n i o n
r e f e c t o r y a n d w a s t e m o r e
money on the L o w e r Lounge ,
it's hardly surpris ing there's
such disinterest in the U n i o n .
There is precious little to be
interested in .
O u r illustrious President's
report is chock-a-block wi th
the wonderful things he has
done for us. I would just like
to add that the high-sounding
threeway negotiation over the
games machines involved a
s i n g l e p h o n e - c a l l , w h e n I
carried out the same task for
T i z a r d H a l l two years ago. O f
course it's quite possible that
the U n i o n bureaucracy could
make this twice as c ompl i
cated as necessary, as they do
w i t h t h e c l u b t r a n s p o r t
subsidies.
I 'm glad to hear M a r c o had
such a lovely time in Sweden,
and of course an international
viewpoint an d perspective is
i m p o r t a n t a n d u s e f u l to
everyone. Unfortunately , if
the rest of us only get to learn
that there were discussions on
" technica l development wi th
s p e c i f i c r e f e r e n c e t o . . . t h e
effects on society both positive
and negative" , perhaps the
£ 2 0 0 w a s not w e l l - s p e n t .
S o m e spec i f i c i n f o r m a t i o n
wou ld be a better justification
for the tr ip than the news that
M a r c o made a load of pals
and didn ' t want to come back
to L o n d o n .
F i n a l l y , I appreciate that
w i t h t h e p e r i l o f e x a m s
approaching, first years are
incl ined to let their minds
wander to the meaning o f l i le ,
as their past experiences Hash
before their eyes. Next time
some bor ing muddled bttrk
like T i m Larcombe writes a
logically incoherent soapbox
article, I wou ld neverthless be
grateful if you would just Hush
it d o w n t h e a p p r o p r i a t e
receptacle.
Thanks lor a year's interest
i n g reading.
] 'ours
Jell ' Fowler
Dear Mark
I was fascinated by your
insight into N i c k Morton ' s
depth of knowledge of student
opinions expressed in your
e d i t o r i a l l a s t w e e k . Y o u
omitted to mention his es
capades invo lv ing residence.
H e h i m s e l f a d m i t s ( in his
annual report) that he has
made himself unpopular on
this subject, a comment which
is more true than many that
he has made. O u r illustrious
President's major folly in this
area has been the affair of the
l inen service. H e started out
wi th a supposedly wonderful
i d e a t h a t he c o u l d s a v e
students a lot of money by
scrapping this useful feature
of H a l l life. H e commissioned
a costing of it, which ind i
cated that students pay about
£1 per week to have their
sheets and pillowcases washed,
ironed and delivered to their
room. A h a ! H e could save al l
the poor students about £ 3 0
per year! But what could one
r e p l a c e the s e r v i c e w i t h ?
Another M o r t o n brainstorm
occurs (not unlike a thunder
storm only much more dan
gerous) — a 'central ' laundry
facility could be introduced in
the basement ol G a r d e n H a l l ,
equipped with the machines
from all the Ha l l s ' laundries.
N o w G a r d e n H a l l has many
fewer residents than either
Southside or L instead , so I
can only conclude that this is
a new use of the word 'central '
that I had not previously been
aware of.
T h e last I heard, there had
been no costing of the new
laundry , which w i l l certainly
be v e r y e x p e n s i v e , or any
i n d i c a t i o n o f w h e r e t h e
capita l w i l l come from. W h e n
a s k e d a b o u t p a y m e n t o l
r u n n i n g c o s t s ( c u r r e n t l y
subsidised from H a l l funds),
N i c k " p r o p o s e d c h a r g i n g
' ' s e m i - c o m m e r c i a l " rates ,
"sav 50p per w a s h " instead ol
2()p. O n e should also note
that if students have to wash
sheets as wel l , it is l ikely to
take two loads coasting £\;
the savings to students are
beginning to d iminish . O t h e r
supposed advantages of the
proposed scheme include the
w a y t h a t S o u t h s i d e a n d
Linstead residents w i l l have to
walk across the gardens to do
their washing and that there
w i l l be no security, so people
w i l l have to sit and watch
their washing, rather than
returning to their rooms to
work, etc.
Mor ton ' s folly must have
other points to commend it,
like the subtle aroma which
w i l l c o m e f r o m r o o m s o l
students who can't be both
ered to wash their sheets, and
of course the m i n i m a l amount
ol each student's money easily
outweighs the extra incon
venience and time wasted;
doesn't it? T h e wi thdrawal of
the l inen service is apparently
dependent upon the provision
of the new laundry; however,
k n o w i n g h o w fast E s t a t e s
work, I very much doubt that
this could be achieved before
the end of September.
The most interesting aspect
of the whole affair is Nick ' s
concern about student opin
ions. H e was t o t a l l y n o n
plussed by a petition from
nearly a third of the residents
of Southside asking for the
present service to be retained,
because M o r t o n knows better
than the students he purports
to serve.
Jeremy Nunns
Dear Mark
We note that from F E L I X
G15 that certain sexual frus
trations have become appar
ent in Weeks H a l l . W e also
note with pleasure that you
have reported the speed with
which the U n i o n is rectifying
this situation by provision of
b r o t h e l f a c i l i t i e s i n t h e
Southside Bar.
T h e U n i o n has been active
ly investigating sex in this
College. Indeed, the H o n o r
ary Secretary has only recently
returned from a highly success
ful fact-f inding tour of Sweden.
T h e success of his research is
clearly demonstrated by his
complete lack of energy since
arr iv ing back in Eng land . W c
w i l l probably ask P W P lo
carry out a further in-depth
analysis ol the affair before we
disband them (bilaterally!) .
C lear ly , we must act quickly
to eradicate sexual deviancy
amongst I C students. This
reached new heights when
activities invo lv ing three post
graduates, a bunk-bed and an
oversized micrometer led to
the collapse of a floor at 14
Montpe l i e r Street.
F ina l l y , there is no truth in
the r u m o u r that a s p e c i a l
Spor t s D a y m e d a l w i l l be
awarded for sexual prowess at
the A G M to J . M a r t i n T a y l o r
(or was it M a r t i n S. Taylor?) .
Bilaterally yours
N i c k and Christ ine
PS : W e are not against sex in
principle .
Sir
It is with increasing dismay
that I read in your columns
the thoughts of those who
seem to belittle the contr ibu
tion to College life made by
that most e m i n e n t a m o n g
y o u r c o r r c s p o n d e n t s , D r
F r a n k J a m e s . T h e y sure ly
cannot realise that D r James'
writings are those of the most
consistently perceptive and
informed persons currently in
College.
In my first year D r James
got the new term off to a
splendid start by describing in
F E L I X those i n v o l v e d in
constituent college unions as
" l a t e n t h o m o s e x u a l b e e r -
s w i l l i n g l o u t s " , a c r i t i c i s m
that was at the time whol ly
justified, and which has since
h a d a c o n s i d e r a b l e effect.
This is the man that we are
really here considering, one
who is genuinely more con
cerned for the welfare of his
chosen College than his own
p o p u l a r i t y o r s a b b a t i c a l
credibi l i ty . In the same year
D r James, in his indisputed
r o l e as t h e c l o s e s t t h i n g
Continued on pa«e 4.
Page 2 FELIX, May 28, 1982
The Southside Plan
u t i
T message i" • J
1
J I 1 Above: the proposed look of the level, above the Southside Bar.
Continued from front page.
would necessitate an expansion of first year laboratory facilities.
F i n a l l y , a n d perhaps most s ignif icantly , he feels that there is a
probable use ol some areas as a "post experience centre ' ' . T h i s facil ity
wou ld consist of a n u m b e r of smal l conference rooms (and fairly
l u x u r i o u s a c c o m m o d a t i o n ) w h i c h w o u l d be h i r e d out to senior
managers in i n d u s t r y a t t e n d i n g short courses to i m p r o v e t h e i r
knowledge a n d use of modern technology.
M r S m i t h assured F E L I X that the present U n i o n B a r a n d L o w e r
L o u n g e w o u l d remain as student areas (and perhaps even some other
parts of the bui ld ing) . W h e n asked about possible sources of finance in
the face of the current economi^ s i tuat ion he felt that a n opt imist ic
approach was needed a n d thought that il the idea was given a p p r o v a l
the Col lege cou ld find the money necessary.
T h e move w o u l d take place over a two year per iod beg inn ing in. J u l y
1983 at the earliest, a n d w o u l d hence need to be inc luded in the
Col lege budget for 1983/4. T h i s w o u l d mean that the student u n i o n
w o u l d have to show considerable interest before next O c to ber a n d l
w o u l d need to a p p r o v e more d e t a i l e d p lans by J a n u a r y 1983.
M o n d a y ' s I C U C o u n c i l instructed the Execut ive to investigate the
matter further and the summer months w i l l undoubtab ly prove v i t a l as
further details emerge.
It seems l ikely that a Co l lege -wide ballot may be ca l led for as a
measure ol" approva l .
Sick Bay takes students to
the cleaners I C U C o u n c i l mandated future U n i o n Executives to "discuss further on
the proposed move to .Southside and report h a c k " (to C o u n c i l ) at a
meeting last M o n d a y .
A l t h o u g h the major i ty of C o u n c i l d i d not share N i c k M o r t o n ' s
enthusiasm lor the proposed move (see front page), they requested
more detai led proposals before m a k i n g a final decision.
S i m i l a r motions were also passed on the future financing of the
H e a l t h Centre sickbay and a central l aundry faci l i ty avai lab le to a l l
students. H o w e v e r , it was pointed out that i n the event of I C students
hav ing to make a compulsory £\0 payment for the s ickbay, R o y a l
Col lege of M u s i c students, who also use the s ickbay, w o u l d be required
to pay also.
T h e meet ing approved the conversion of the U n i o n L o w e r L o u n g e
into a refectory-type area w i t h bar and the conversion should be.
completed d u r i n g the summer. Most of the work w i l l be financed by
Col lege a l though the U n i o n w i l l have to pay for the modi f i cat ion of the
current k i t chen to the Ents R o o m .
M i s s Chr i s t ine T e l l e r was also ratif ied as ac t ing Deputy President
and the add i t i on of her name to the D P H o n o u r s B o a r d a n d Pot
authorised.
T h e meet ing remained quorate u n t i l it was closed, thus a l l o w i n g
matters from as l ong ago as 1980 lo be noted.
3-2-1
Quorum! Q u o r u m was successfully c h a l
l e n g e d i m m e d i a t e l y a l t e r the
U n i o n A n n u a l G e n e r a l M e e t i n g
opened last Tuesday.
H o w e v e r the c rowd of over 100
remained to see President N i c k
M o r t o n a w a r d U n i o n G e n e r a l
A w a r d s . These are the highest
awards the U n i o n can make and
are given at the discretion of the
President. U G A s were presented
to M r A r t h u r L o v c d a y (who is
ret i r ing as groundsman at the
H a r l i n g t o n sports ground after
twenty years service), L a w r e n ce
W i n d l e y , M a r c o L e d w o l d , M a r k
S m i t h , C h r i s t i n e T e l l e r a n d N i c k
Nfprton .
Soc ia l a n d A t h l e t i c Co lours
were also awarded alter approva l
hv I C C o u n c i l .
£23.00 £24.00 (4.3%)
23.00 23.00 (0%)
21.00 22.00 (4.8%)
20.00 20.80 (4.0%)
17.00 17.50 (2.9%)
17.50 17.50 (0%)
15.50 16.00 (3.2%)
11.50 12.00 (4.3%)
More rent increases T h e fo l l owing recommendat ions for next year's rent levels w i l l be put
to the Rec to r from Student Residence C o m m i t t e e .
Rooms Currently Weekly Rent Proposed rent for 1982/3
Singles in Weeks, Linstead, Southside
Singles in Montpelier
Singles in New Beit
Singles in O l d Beit, Garden, Evelyn Gdns
Doubles in Linstead
Doubles in Montpelier
Doubles in Beit. Garden, Evelyn Gdns
Triples in Garden, Evelyn Gdns
T h e fo l l owing points should be noted:
1. £13,000 expenditure on b u i l d i n g insurance has been transferred
f rom the Col lege central account to the Student Residence A c c o u n t .
2. R e d e c o r a t i o n a n d r e f u r n i s h m e n t p r o g r a m m e s h a v e b e e n
reinstated after severe cutbacks due to financial problems this year.
3. T h e Wardens entertainments a l lowance is to be reinstated.
4. A l l o w i n g for extra expenditure in points 1-3, the increase in rents
for 1982/3 has been held to a reasonable level . T h i s has been possible
thanks to savings on the l inen service a n d h e a t i n g a n d probable
stabi l isation of interest rates.
A few other matters of interest were discussed at Students Residence
C o m m i t t e e :
A . A l t h o u g h S R C w i l l continue wi th its o w n plans to upgrade
laundry facilities in H a l l s and Houses, the Col lege central ly is l ook ing
into the provis ion of a central c o m m u n a l l aundry lor a l l . T h e U n i o n
President w i l l pursue this matter.
B. A vo luntary l inen hire scheme w i l l be r u n in the H a l l s a n d
Houses next year. F o u r sheets a n d four pillowcases m a y be h ired by
students at a rate of £A per a n n u m w i t h a £\0 deposit.
C . T h e residents of M o n t p e l i e r Street are to he g iven a rebate of one
week's rent for inconvenience caused by work on the dry rot. T h i s work
may cont inue u n t i l m i d - A u g u s t a n d includes exploratory work to
check other t imbers are not infected. T h e p lanned p r o g r a m m e of work
has been agreed w i t h the residents themselves.
D . Rents for H e a d Tenancies for 1982/3 have not been finally
negotiated w i t h the landlords .
E . Negot iat ions for a new H e a d T e n a n c y w i t h 140 places are i n
progress at present.
F . D r D o n M o n r o is re t i r ing a n d is not to be replaced. H e w i l l
r emain C h a i r m a n of the Students Residence C o m m i t t e e lor 1982/3 .
Mick Morton
FELIX, May 28, 1982 Page 3
Continued from page 2.
Imper ia l has got to an arts
student, again la id his reputa-
t i o n o n t h e l i n e l o r t h e
Univers i ty Chal lenge team.
It is ' to be r e g r e t t e d t h a t
c l on ing was not then widely
avai lable lor we would have
been assured of victory.
It is true that in his time at
Imper ia l D r James has rested
u n e a s i l y o n a n u m b e r o f
pol i t ical water l i l l ics, but he
has never been slow to leap
when he fell that his many
talents could liest be employed
elsewhere.
What could motivate me to
write so unashamedly of the
virtues ol D r James? Certa in ly
we once took sherry on the
beach at St L u c a r de B a r r a -
meidos together, but is is not
out of mere personal friend
ship that I write. N o , since
t h a t t i m e t h e p a t h o f a
humble engineering student
has not included that most
excellent ivory tower that is
the Department ol History of
S c i e n c e a n d T e c h n o l o g y .
Surely this is the key to the
great enigma that surrounds
D r James, that whilst engi
neering students mav come
a n d go the sp i r i t a n d the
person ol D r Frank James
continue to grace our most
honoured college.
) ours faithfully
N a m e supplied, but withheld
on request.
Dear Sir
W i t h r e f e r e n c e to l a s t
w e e k ' s f r o n t p a g e a r t i c l e
concerning certain activities
that Weeks H a l l residents w i l l
no longer be able to pursue in
j a r i v a t e . I f y o u a n d y o u r
various hirsute cronies would
refrain from pursuing these
self-same activities in publ ic it
would leave both your hands
f ree to c o l l e c t i n t e r e s t i n g
material to supplement the
banal t r iv ia F E L I X normal ly
contains.
1 ours etc
A n d r e w L y a l l
i
Dear Mark
It is far too easy for old
windbags like R . S . Alexander
and M . Foot to rant and rave
about the cost involved in
launch ing the Task Force and
how else the money might
h a v e b e e n s p e n t . B u t the
argument in this issue is moral
a n d not m o n e t a r i s t . I f we
w e r e , as R . S . A l e x a n d e r
s u g g e s t s , t o r e w a r d t h e
A r g e n t i n i a n aggress ion by
h a n d i n g o v e r the I s l a n d s
without a light then where
w i l l it e n d ? W h e r e n e x t :
G ibra l tar ? Belize.
T h e rest of the wor ld is
looking to Br i ta in to set an
example and put the aggres
s o r f i r m l y i n h i s p l a c e .
A l r i g h t , maybe the Islands
are one of the last embar
rassing outposts of E m p i r e hid
remember this, these people
are British citizens and we
cannot and must not desert
them in their hour of need.
R . S . Alexander points out the
j u n t a ' s r e c o r d o n h u m a n
rights—surely this is reason
enough for going to the aid of
our people?
T h e r e is no c o m p a r i s o n
between our mil i tary action
and that of Argent ina . W e are
act ing in self-defence and we
have the backing of the U N ,
t h e E E C a n d t h e U S A .
However , since a l l the diplo
matic efforts have failed it is
inevitable that lives w i l l be
lost. But then that's war.
W h e n the l ight ing rcallys
starts there w i l l be no room
lor the Bennitcs among us
tel l ing us not to k i l l the Argies
because they certainly won't
be showing us any mercy.
Y o u don't like the sound of it,
do you M r Alexander? W e l l ,
i f you don't like being British
then why don't you bugger oil
to Argent ina and join Leopo ld
in his bunker? Perhaps then
vou ' l l realise that he's not the
nice guy you thought he was.
Tours patriotically
D u n c a n R e i d
Dear Mark
Perusing through F E L I X
last week I i n a d v e r t e n t l y
stumbled across a piece of
moronic diatribe by somebody
called R . S . Alexander . N o w ,
while I don't want to ru in the
poor chap's wonderful article
on the Falk land ' s Cris is , I
should just like to point out to
h i m a few home truths.
First ly the Falklands are
Br i t i sh . Does he know what
that means? It means that
they are of the same blood as
thee and me (and presumably
him). D i d his blood not boil
when he heard that a few
thousand uniformed Gauchos
had stomped rudely into their
life, their thoroughly Brit ish
life, and had ordered them to
get out or act like an Argen
tinian? A blatant attempt had
been made by the "pawns in
t h e p o w e r s t r a t e g y o f a
contemptible fascist regime"
(as he put it) to totally convert
the l i f e s t y l e o f the h a r d y
islanders on this anachronistic
r e m n a n t o f bygone B r i t i s h
i m p e r i a l i s m — b o t h phrases
straight from his wel l -worn
c o p y o f the " L i t t l e B o y s
Bedside Book of Bennisms for
Beginners" no doubt.
Secondly our government
are not wasting exaggerated
sums of money on this venture.
There happens to be a con
siderable amount of what is
called "contingency money"
available which was set aside
lor just this purpose donkey's
years ago.
T h i r d l y I d o n ' t c a l l s ix
weeks of laborious diplomatic-
pursuit of peace " i n t r a n s i
g e n c e " . M a y b e o l d R . S .
would have liked to have seen
overwhelming apathy about
the affair. I suppose that way
nobody would be kil led. But,
let's fact it, if the average
Brit ish trooper was told now
t h a t the g o v e r n m e n t was
br ing ing h i m home because it
was c o n c e r n e d a b o u t h is
safety, thanks would be the
last thing he would proffer. I
t h i n k t h a t " e m o t i o n l e s s
zombies" (oh, most pictorial
R . S . . most pictorial) in the
government happen to have
the backbone to realise that
B r i t i s h peop le — a n d i n t e r
national law don't forget—
are worth fighting for. Yes,
and dv ing for. It's called guts.
R . S .
F o u r t h l y . I d o n ' t r e a l l y
think anybody can describe
the role of the Task Force as a
mere " n a t i o n a l e x e r c i s e " .
T h e retaking of South Georgia
without loss of life and the
land ing of Brit ish troops on
the Falklands recently were
both deeds of sheer profes
sionalism; enough to make
any Brit ish chest swell with
pride.
Fi fthly (and I must admit
rather pettily) R . S . is wrong
to say that the government's
course of action "puts them in
a comparable league as the
Argent in ian j u n t a " ; on two
counts . O n e , because he's
wr i t ing tripe again and two,
because one normal ly com
pares things ' w i t h ' or ' two'
rather than 'as'. M i n d you,
t r a n s l a t i n g B e n n i t e d r i v e l
isn't easy.
Last ly , let me remind him
of that splendid mother who
appeared on T V with a brave
lace just 24 hours alter her son
h a d been k i l l e d o n H M S
Sheflield and urged Br i t ian to
back the Falklanders. Prats
like ' R . S . I can't remember
my department or year A l e x
ander' can gripe and w imp
a w a y a l l t h e y l i k e . T h e
Falklanders won't want to
know.
1 'ours sincerely
S i m o n Pettit
Life Sci 1
Mr
In reply to R . S . Alexander 's
a n t i - g o v e r n m e n t , a n t i -
F a l k l a n d Is lands a n d p r o -
Argentine letter ol last week
( F E L I X 6 1 5 ) , I note the
following:
T h e Falklands were invaded
a n d o c c u p i e d about seven
weeks ago. T h e U n i t e d N a
tions passed Resolution 502
which told the Argentines to
get out. This was ignored.
A r t i c l e 51 o f the U n i t e d
Nations Char ter allows for
sel f -defence w h e n i n v a d e d ,
which is why the Task Force
was sent.
R . S . Alexander prefers a
"sensible and peaceful solu
t i o n " probably r u n n ing along
the lines of the Task Force
withdrawing , the Falklands
being ceded to the Argentines
and the wishes of the Islanders
being ignored totally (com
monly known as sell-out). H e
also suggests that the Islanders
"should be given the chance
of e v a c u a t i o n " w h i c h w i l l
probably end up as lorceable
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eviction. I do not know where
R . S . Alexander lives but I a m
sure he w i l l be quite happy to
o b l i g e w h e n the Z a m b i a n
A r m y move in , erect their flag
and have h i m and his family
evacuated wi th the loss of
their home and possessions as
he suggests. A f t e r a l l , the
Zambians are " the rightful
owners" (tribesmen camped
there 3 2 7 B C ) . H e fails to
realise that a sell-out on the
Falklands w i l l give licence to
S p a i n i n v a d i n g G i b r a l t e r
(after the W o r l d C u p ! ) , C u b a
invading the C a y m a n Islands,
Guatemala invading Belize
a n d F r a n c e i n v a d i n g the
Channe l Islands and Isle ol
Wight . A l l of these are under
British soveriegnity and wish
to r e m a i n so, as do t h e
F a l k l a n d Islanders. But then,
the wishes of the residents are
quite irrelevant according to
R . S . Alexander .
I also note several rabid
anti-government paragraphs.
But when the alternatives to
this government arc Foot and
Bcnn — the flower pot men,
or wishy washy Woy Jenkins,
then Margaret Thatcher is
infinitely preferable.
F i n a l l y , most I m p e r i a l
College students are far more
intelligent than R . S . A l e x
ander makes out. They pro
bably saw through a l l the
propaganda in his letter as I
d id .
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written about 5,000 troops
from the Task Force have
established a bridgehead on
the F a l k l a n d Islands and are
in the process o f l ibcrat ion . In
the world now there is great
danger of a nasty outbreak ol
respect for Br i ta in .
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Hello , good morning and welcome; there, that's got the corny bit over
for this week, now down to business. You 've probably noticed by now,
despite Argentina's best efforts to provide alternative entertainment,
that IC is beset by an annual disease called examitis. It is characterised
by students blowing dust off their textbooks, exhuming problem sheets
and asking one another where the library is. A tonic which can bring
partial relief is available free to residents of Southside and Linstead, and
even some people in Bernard Sunley House: the remarkable properties
of IC Radio include the relaxation of your brain cell(s) and even calming
your stomach after a hastily-consumed moonie (I would say "eaten", but
that would imply that food was imbibed). Y e s , IC Radio continues
through the crisis period with the Breakfast Show every Monday ,
Wednesday and Fr iday , and programmes to make your revision a little
bit easier each weekday evening, starting at 6:00pm; and, of course,
lunchtime programmes to the J C R on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Community
Due to the Bank Holiday, next
meeting will be on Tuesday, June
1, 12:30pm, Rag Committee R m .
Soup Runs as usual. If you need
a change from revision: helpers
are n e e d e d for he lp at A c t o n
Y o u t h C l u b on Saturdays, espe
cially Saturday, June 5.
PG Group
T h e p a p e r s for the p o s t s of
chairman, treasurer and secretary
of the P G G r o u p go u p t h i s
F r i d a y , M a y 28 , in the U n i o n
Lower Lounge.
The P G G r o u p A G M will be on
Monday , June 14, at 1:00pm in the
U n i o n Senior C o m m o n Room,
w h e r e the e l e c t i o n s for these
posts and those of social secretary
and welfare officer will take place.
D o u g Armstrong
Model Aircraft
T h e M o d e l A i r c r a f t C l u b is
organising a tour of France for ten
days from July 24 to August 2. W e
plan to visit a lot of slope soaring
sites, stun the locals with our
wonderous flying ability, acquire
absurd froggy accents and gener
ally live off the fat of the land a bit.
There are a couple of vacant
seats in the van so if you like the
s o u n d of t h i s w h e e z e p l e a s e
contact me. I know there are lots
of people in College who fly model
airplaines only during the holidays
a n d there fore have not j o i n e d
I C M A C . If you are one of these
and you would like to come we
could easily join you up. It would
also be an ideal way for a novice to
learn to fly even if you don't have
your own equipment. The club
has just bought a new radio and
we h a v e a s u i t a b l e g l i d e r for
training.
The cost of transport for the
trip will be about £50 each.
If you are interested in this (or
just want to come flying at the
weekend) please contact: N i c k
G r e e n , Botany P G (Rm 406), Int
2 0 3 3 , h o m e 9 6 9 - 2 5 1 1 ; I a n
Shepherd, Comput ing 3, home
868-5391.
Snooker
W o w ! I t ' s a s n o o k e r a r t i c l e ,
remember them? Not a lot has
happened, just the odd item of
mindless vandalism to our lights,
we hope the culprits have multiple
pneumothoraxes. The cue-tipping
situation is not helped by people
m i s t r e a t i n g the c u e s . W e are
losing our best. Apologies to all
decent honest members.
Right, moans over, onto brighter
subjects. G & G will play Simpkin
and Calvert in the doubles final if
they can find them. White won his
first round match in the billiards,
a n d H o l t p r o p o s e d a v o t e of
thanks at the committee handover
meeting, which we all seconded.
Chaplaincy
Barrel O r g a n A i d s Chr is t ian A i d
Every year groups of students
take to the streets in the first week
of M a y to follow the barrel organ
which is stricken with an annual
attack of wanderlust in Chr is t ian
A i d Week. This year our nomadic
friend has been heard in venues
f r o m the N a t i o n a l T h e a t r e to
Portobello M ar k e t , from Chiswick
High Street to Piccadilly C i r c u s ,
and in further widening his (her?)
experience has joined the soup
r u n , t r a v e r s e d the H u n g e r f o r d
Bridge at high speed, and visited
the Leicester Square "Superloo" .
S u c h a V I P is bound to attract
a t t e n t i o n f r o m the p u b l i c ; his
innards were nearly brought up on
t w o o c c a s i o n s b y t h e s a m e
busker; he was offered a recording
contract by a deranged gentleman
from 'Radio Recording Services '
and in the latter part of the week
he was accompanied by a large
g o r i l l a w h o was c o n t r a c t e d to
approach small children with a
c o l l e c t i n g t i n . T h e m a j o r i t y of
children decided it couldn't be a
real gorilla because it was too fat
and had spots. A great deal of fun
was had by all, including I hope,
the people who contributed £860
to Christ ian A i d on the street and
through the envelope collection in
Halls.
Steve Parr
M a r i k a Hanbury Tenison, Robson B o o k s
- Georganne Downes, Otherwise Press
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FELIX, May 28, 1982 Page 5
Missing Cert AA Directed by Costa-Gavras Now showing Empire 2, ABC Fulham Rd.
O n September 16, 1973, at the height of the
military coup which overthrew the government
of D r Salvador Al lende in C h i l e , A m e r i c a n
w r i t e r C h a r l e s H o r m a n ( J o h n S h e a ) d i s -
appaared from his home in Santiago. This is
undisputed fact.
The film traces the events following the
arrival of his father E d m u n d H o r m a n (Jack
L e m m o n ) i n S a n t i a g o t o i n v e s t i g a t e the
disappearnce. It culminates in the revelation
that the A m e r i c a n government was implicated
in the overthrow of the Chi lean government
and the subsequent disappearance of Char les
H o r m a n because he knew too m u c h . This is
presented as fact, but is hotly disputed by the
U S State Department .
E d m u n d H o r m a n sued Henry Kissinger and
numerous other top U S officials but to no
avail.
The film was clandestinely filmed in M e x i c o
C i t y , looking not unlike Santiago, with startling
realism. Ch i l ean troops were shown every bit
as menacing as when this writer had the good
fortune to find himself in Santiago i n more
stable times last year. Th i s , coupled with
L e m m o n ' s brilliant performance a? E d m u n d
H o r m a n , showing h im to be a man of deep
d e t e r m i n a t i o n , a n d a s u p p o r t e r o f t h e
" A m e r i c a n W a y " whose great confidence in
government officials fades rapidly as he begins
to see through their glossy, compassionate
facade, makes Missing one of the best serious
films this year. It was Amer i ca ' s entry to the
C a n n e s F i l m Festival which must be a blow to
the U S S t a t e D e p a r t m e n t , w h o i n t h e i r
determined efforts to find the truth , have
p r o d u c e d a t h r e e page d e n i a l of e v e n t s
portrayed in the film in order that the public
may be correct ly informed.
It is deliberate that I have not said if Char les
H o r m a n was eventually found or not. If you
don't already k n o w the whole story then it is
better to avoid other reviews and to see the
film, as I. d id , experiencing the same sense of
uncertainty that E d m u n d H o r m a n and his
daughter - in - law (Sissy S p a c e k ) must have
gone through in their search for Char les in the
face of total adversity. Th i s , together with the
remarkable real ism, is the backbone of this
excellent film.
S. Marshall (Our Man in Chile.)
B R I T A N N I A HOSPITAL
Britannia Hospital Certificate AA Directed by Lindsay Anderson Starring Leonard Rossiter, Graham Crowden, Malcolm McDowell Now showing ABC Shaftesbury Avenue, Fulham Road.
Britannia Hospital is in trouble. Pickets stop
all but the most urgent admissions and the
Unions halt c ooked breakfasts to the private
w i n g . H o s p i t a l a d m i n i s t r a t o r M r P o t t e r
(Leonard Rossiter) has to prepare for a royal
visitor, under instruction from a dwarf and a
t r a n s v e s t i t e , a n d a m a n i a c a l p r o f e s s o r
prepares to reveal his ultimate creation to the
world .
These are some of the scanty elements
which go to produce Lindsay Anderson 's latest
black comedy, which makes an odd trilogy out
of // and O Lucky Man. Having seen these
f i l m s y o u w o u l d e x p e c t a s t r a n g e a n d
h u m o r o u s l o o k at B r i t i s h l i fe f r o m t h e
ins ide—you certainly won't be disappointed.
A n d e r s o n d r a w s m a n y c h a r a c t e r s (and
actors) from his previous two films including
M i c k Travis (the rebel schoolboy from If and
ambitious coffee salesman from 0 Lucky Man)
played by M a l c o l m M c D o w e l l and Professor
Mil lar ( G r a h a m Crowden) who develops as a
brilliantly funny mam character. The Millar
Centre is due to be opened by " H R H " so the
professor, like a modern Frankenste in , pushes
back the frontiers of science with scant regard
for human feelings to please his royal guest.
The film has many targets: the trade unions,
modern technology, royalty, the police force,
a n d t h e m e d i a — i n f a c t , m o s t B r i t i s h
institutions. It is for this reason that quite a stir
was caused when it was chosen as one of
Britain's entries in the Cannes F i lm Festival .
The sick jokes and dark humour may not
make it popular with the establishment, but it
displays all the qualities of Brit ish humour at its
best: cutting, introspective and well performed.
A l though the film is episodic (which makes it
almost impossible to advertise well) continuity
is just about maintained as it races towards a
moving c l imax.
B y its very nature this is a film which will
divide the audience and the critics. But you
shouldn't really miss the chance to see what is
undoubtably a major Br i t ish comedy.
Mark Smith
*76eatne
Ed (Jack Lemmon) and Beth (Sissy Spacek) look up in a stadium filled with political prisoners and
think they see Charles.
The Execution by Melissa Murray. Presented by Monstrous Regiment and directed by Sue Dunderdale. Institute of Contemporary Arts, The Mall.
The Execution, a play in the style Of a
political, historical epic, follows the true story
of the w o m e n b e h i n d the k i l l i n g of T s a r
A l e x a n d e r II, H o l y F a t h e r of A l l R u s s i a .
A lexander II came to the throne in 1855 and
proclaimed a programme of social reforms,
relaxation of censorship, improvements in the
e d u c a t i o n a l s y s t e m , t r i a l b y j u r y a n d
emancipation of the serfs. But the promised
'revolution from above' failed to materialise.
D u r i n g these times, higher education was
v i r t u a l l y u n o b t a i n a b l e f o r w o m e n i n s i d e
Russia. Those who could afford to, and who
could escape their families, went to universities
in France , G e r m a n y and Switzer land, where
they also gained a grounding in political theory
and philosophy, much of it from the writings of
emigre Russ ian revolutionaries.
The play follows the lives of a small group of
w o m e n f r o m the t ime of a n ed i c t w h i c h
ordered the return of all women students to
Russia on the grounds that they were leading
d i s s o l u t e a n d i m m o r a l l i ves . T h e w o m e n
returned, not merely in obedience to the Tsar ,
but to begin their active political lives. They
began by merging with the c o m m o n folk,
a d o p t i n g p e a s a n t c l o t h e s a n d l i v i n g a n d
working in the countryside. T h e government
interpreted the movement as an attempted
revolution and had most of them arrested.
However they were soon freed and lost no
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time in persuing more clandestine political
activity. M o r e repressive measures followed
w h i c h a t t e m p t e d to c o n t a i n the g r o w i n g
activity. A feeling of frustration and impatience
led the group to consider taking the life of the
Tsar . The group split over this question but a
section succeeded in 1881 at their eighth
attempt to kill the Tsar . Six of the group were
later executed.
A l though an entertaining piece of narrative
drama, the play's pace is furious. O n e has to
hang onto one's seat very tightly as one is
whisked past the various moral and political
questions of revolutionary activity which the
play purports to examine. One has no time to
reflect on these issues and other interesting
facets of pre-revolution Russia such as the
incongruity of r i ch , intellectual rev. iu'.ionaries
attempting to mingle w ' . l . the peasants, the
squeezing out of "be Russia: ; G o d from the
progressive idv.°r- rtussia's lack of an identity
o r a c o m m o n p e o p l e a n d i t s c u l t u r a l
dependence on the West.
The Execution is a c o n t r i b u t i o n to the
f e m i n i s t " W o m e n L i v e " e v e n t s t h a t are
currently taking place and its subject matter
o b v i o u s l y m a k e s a g o o d c h o i c e w i t h i ts
portrayal of exemplary, determined young
women intent on constructing a more just and
humane society. However this is not the play's
strongest message, and although it is the sort
of play that induces different responses or
impressions in members of the audience, its
lasting impression was of the sad sight of
intelligent and calculating individuals resorting
to d e s p e r a t e a l m o s t m a d efforts t h r o u g h
frustration and impatience in not seeing the
f ru i t s of t h e i r l a b o u r s . R e v o l u t i o n s don ' t
happen overnight and the characters required
of revolutionaries who desire to usher in a
m o r e c i v i l i s e d s o c i e t y a f ter d e c a d e s or
centuries of habit and conditioning is one of
almost super-human patience.
Nick Bedding
IC C h o i r m e m b e r s ' p e r s i s t e n c e in se l l ing
tickets resulted in quite a good audience for
their performance of Bach 's St. J o h n Passion
on M a y 21, but pressure of exams or fear of
Pigotts (a weekend in the country to learn the
work) had reduced the size of the choir itself
considerably from that which performed the
Verdi Requiem before Easter.
Both choir and orchestra made a firm start
on the opening chorus. The altos immediately
made it obvious that they lacked both the clear
tone of the sopranos and the courage of the
tenors who, despite numbering only 10 (less
than half the a l to p o p u l a t i o n ) , s a n g w i t h
conviction and worked hard to balance ihe
larger numbers of sopranos and basses. The
soprano tone did deteriorate somewhat in the
second half when one or two voices, audible
above the rest of the choir, became rather
screeching — notably at the shouts o f 'Cruc i fy
H i m ' . The basses were as reliable as ever but
lacked some weight in the lower register.
In general the choir sang the chorales well
with a controlled balanced sound. The more
v i g o r o u s c h o r u s e s w e r e a t t a c k e d w i t h
competence although those requiring more
agile voices were marred by a great surge of
relief in the closing bars.
The orchestra showed some disagreement
amongst the strings as to which ascending
scale should begin one particular aria but
produced some lovely woodwind solos. A fine
continuo was played on harpsichord cello and
organ.
The most outstanding solo performance was
g iven by P e n e l o p e W a l k e r ( c o n t r a l t o ) in
Tennis
Kings College vs IC
'Chains of Bondage' beautifully accompanied
by an oboe duet. During the bass aria 'Haste
poor souls' it was debatable whether it was the
soloist Will iam Schimmel , or the choir who
was performing at short notice — the choir 's
intermittent ' O h where?' sounding like mass
heavy b r e a t h i n g . U n f o r t u n a t e l y the t e n o r
soloist Lawrence Dale obviously thought that
the conductor Eric Brown knew the answer to
' A h my soul, what end awaiteth thee?' as he
d i r e c t e d the who le of this a r i a (and his
s u b s e q u e n t so los ) t o w a r d s h i m . A c l e a r
expressive recitative was sung by Andrew
King as the Evangelist. Christus was sung by
J o n a t h a n Bes t a n d the s o p r a n o so lo by
Jennifer Adams.
GMR
A c o n c e r t g i r e n by the Imperial College
Symphony Orchestra in the Great Hall,
Imperial College. May 19, 1982.
Y o u r reviewer, after getting back from a
particularly shattering day. was sitting quietly
waiting for the concert to begin when a very
beautiful red headed timpanist bounced up to
ask if I could review the concert for F E L I X ;
never having been known to refuse a lady
anything 1 agreed.
The conceit began with Berlioz 's Roman
Carniva l Overture which is a highly complex
ballet than quick bowl ing , and croquet is not
t h a t e n e r g e t i c . O K , so y o u f l u k e d two
crickets but this was a l imi ted overs game and
you cannot bowl three long hops an over
down the leg side. Y o u blew it. Y o u lost IC
the game. I agree Bussey was also hit al l
a round the park but you must take most ol
the responsibil ity yourself. Don ' t take it to
heart, B i l l o ld man . Croquet can be t h r i l l i n g ,
you k n o w . "
H i m n r r s skulked into a corner where he
found Bussey reflecting on being hit for six
over long-off' and Whi te contemplat ing how
he once enjoyed a game of cricket. But that
piece of orchestration and is well suited to the
ta lents of I C S O w h o gave it a s p l e n d i d
rendering. The piano concerto no. 23 K488 by
Mozar t followed next and illustrates further, if
such illustration was required, the value of
music making in this College as it allows
talented musicians an opportunity to display
their virtuosity which they might not otherwise
have. The musician in this case was Damian
Wisniewski who gave a superb rendering of
the concerto both in delicacy in playing and in
his sensitive interpretation. This latter was in a
very romantic mode and shows that one does
not have to r e t u r n to ' how it must have
sounded to Mozar t ' in order to produce a
beautiful effect. It only requires for it to be
played with sympathy and understanding for
s u c h a n effect to be p r o d u c e d . M y on ly
adverse cr i t i c ism of this piece was that the
w o o d w i n d p l a y e r s s o m e t i m e s let the s ide
down.
Tchaikovsky 's 4th Symphony provided a full
outlet for the energetic conducting style of
Richard Dickins (dressed in a white dinner
jacket). H e controlled the orchestra through
s o m e v e r y d i f f i cu l t p i e ces e s p e c i a l l y the
pizzicato. Special reference must be made to
the b r a s s s e c t i o n a n d the t r u m p e t s in
p a r t i c u l a r w h o p l a y e d e x a c t l y what was
required; can there be higher praise?
Altogether it was a most enjoyable evening
and I left feeling a lot less shattered than when I
arrived.
Frank James
H a v i n g a r r i v e d at E n f i e l d T C , in D a v e
G l a d m a n ' s custom converted excort, the I C
t e a m a n d the S t e v e W i l l i s a p j i r e c i a t i o n
society had to squeeze back inside as their
courts were too wet to play on. There was a
change of venue which obviously disturbed
the I C side. G l a d m a n and M . Shepherd
seemed to regard the first match as a w a r m -
up and lost 6-0, 6-3 whereas W i l l i s and P h i l
(not shot) Shepherd managed to take their
match to three sets, but lost 2-1.
In the s e c o n d m a t c h e s S h e p h e r d a n d
G l a d m a n turned on the form and won 7-6, 4-
6, 6-1. However , the other match was left
unfinished at one set each 6-6. in pour ing
r a i n , h o w l i n g w i n d and darkness at 9:30pm.
Specia l ment ion to M . Shepherd's hairless
but shapely legs which gave h i m extra speed
o w i n g to reduced w i n d resistance.
Cricket
Enfield Chase vs IC H i m n e r s was desperate for advice alter this
match and a wise o ld cricketer offered h i m
the fol lowing:
" W e l l B i l l , i l I were you. I wou ld take up
croquet. I mean they do play that sort of
th ing in Z i m b a b w e where you come from,
don't they? A l t e r watch ing you bowl today, I
really feel it is not wor th your while c a r r y i n g
on. A l t e r a l l . vour bodv is built more lor
was three years ago and he hasn't smiled
since.
Inc idental ly , we were thrashed. A l l the
front l ine batsmen failed again , led by a
stylish golden duck from S i m p k i n . This really
is becoming a habit of his. W e s lumped lo 66
for 6 before M o r t o n (45, and Bussey 21 no
made the score respectable. O u r 40 over*
were completed wi th us on 143 for 8.
A n d then H i m n e r s bowled and you can
guess the rest. K i n g s won by six wickets wi th
many overs to spare. Fol low the advice of-a
wise o ld cricketer. B i l l — take up (roquet!
Rock's Revenge
Athletics O n M a y 19 U L U held an athletics meeting
at M o t s p u r Park . U L men versus R o y a l
N a v y ; A r m y ; K e n t a n d T h a m e s V a l l e y
Harr iers . U L women versus the R o y a l N a v y .
T h e I C contingent was comprised of Roger
F l y n n a n d K a r e n B a r n e t t . B o t h w e r e
spr int ing in the 100m ' B ' string. P r i o r to the
meeting, rumours had been c i r c u l a t i ng that
the N a v y ' s team were for some reason lack ing
i n s t r e n g t h . T h i s c l a i m w a s f u r t h e r
substantiated when K a r e n won the 100m ' B '
and Roger came second in the men's 100m
' B ' , later r u n n i n g a leg i n the men's 400m
medley relay. Inc idental ly , U L U M e n and
women won the meeting.
FELIX. May 28, 1982 Page 7
The Southside Plan The news of Nick Morton's great mystery leaked last Friday after F E L I X had been distributed. I'm a little surprised, not to say annoyed, that Morton should take such a clandestine approach to what is probably the most important decision the Union has had to make since its formation. He made no effort to inform the Union of what he and College Secretary John Smith have been discussing until it was too late. If he had revealed the plans in Exec News last Friday (which he certainly should have) then perhaps we would have had a packed A G M with people who were willing to give their opinions on the scheme. As it is, we have to trust that Nick Morton knows what he's doing and that College won't take advantage of the way he has failed to find out what people think, whilst he personally is all for the idea.
There is no reason for a great panic or over-reaction to what is, after all, only a very tentative idea. But we shouldn't be lulled into trusting the Union or College leadership and everybody should try to make their opinion clear. As soon as more definite plans are available they should be published and some
sort of ballot, perhaps including Union Life Members, should take place.
The whole thing could, of course, fall through if the money is not available, if academic- departments object strongly (for financial reasons) or if students generally disagree with the move. We cannot rely on
either of the former, and the latter is certainly the most important factor to be considered at present.
Airing Dirty Linen Several fairly important matters have been overshadowed by The Southside Plan. It has been decided that the linen service in Halls of Residence is to be dropped. There is some disagreement about the consequences of such a move and the possible savings for students.
The main reasons for agreeing to drop the service was to save money and create a large, central laundry for use by all IC students.
Well I doubt whether it will save much money except if you don't wash the sheets at all. At present it costs about £1 a week to have clean linen delivered to your door. If you w a s h e d y o u r sheets every week an d considered the amount of time, effort and inconvenience this causes, then it would easily be valued at over £1.
Secondly the Hall Wardens are divided over increased laundry facilities. They seem to want a large laundry, but for use by Hall residents only. Some Wardens disagree with the idea completely and the indespensible Senior Warden Don Monro cooked up the whole thing in the first place.
It seems very pointless to me and may be yet another false economy.
FELIX Rally A l l is not dead at Imperial College! The fabulous F E L I X Rally will take place on Sunday, June 20 with clues set by Scara-
mouche and myself about various places in London.
The idea of the rally is to spend a timed period on a treasure hunt around Central L o n d o n with a set of c lues and map references. Teams of up to four may take part and pairs on motorcycles are allowed. Points are collected for items of treasure and clues solved, and the winners will have their names engraved on the FELIX Rally pot. If you are interested in entering please contact the FELIX Office and we'll give you more details.
Credits Thanks to Peter, David, Dave, N . , Nick, Steve, Jez, Paul, all the collators, Maz and Ian.
S u b w a r d e n of W e e k s H a l l
The position of Subwarden of Weeks Hall will be
available from October 1982. The post provides
rent-free accommodation in a small flat in return
for light but cont inuous duties assist ing the
Warden mainly in running some amenities and
act ing as Secre tary to the H a l l C o m m i t t e e .
Weeks Hall is a small Hall by College standards,
housing 50 male and 16 female students all in single
rooms, but as the donation of Vickers Ltd to a high
standard of amenities and opened in 1959. There
are, however, structural problems and special
regulations have to be observed to ensure the
safety of residents.
Applications are invited from responsible post
graduate students, research assistants, or young
members of academic staff who expect to be able
to serve for either two or three years. It is unusual
for undergraduates to hold subwardenships but
not impossible. Please apply in writing by June 11
1982 to the Warden, Dr D M Munro, giving full
details of qualifications and experience. A short list
of applicants for interview will be prepared on the
basis of these letters of application.
If you take a rectangle divided into unit squares, and tile it with two-square dominoes, most of the grid lines of the rectangle will have one or more dominoes lying across them. If there is a grid line with no dominoes crossing it (so the rectangle can be separated into two smaller rectangles) we say the rectangle has a fault, in the same way that we refer to a geological fault between layers of rock.
The first diagram shows a fault in a 5x6 rectangle, the second shows a fault-free tiling of the same area. For this week's puzzle, I want a fault-free tiling of a 6x8 rectangle.
Solutions, comments, criticisms to me at the
FEUX Office, please. £5 (donated by Mend-a-
Bike) for the best solution received by
Wednesday, 1:00pm.
Last Week's Solution 17 seems to be the minimum number, and of the three who found valid solutions. C .N. Goh, Elec Eng 3, was selected as a winner (again!).
What's On
Friday, May 28 •Soup Run, 10:30pm, Falmouth Kitchen.
Tuesday, June 1 •Wine Tasting society meeting, 6:00pm, Union SCR.
Tasting a variety of interesting wines, this is the last
meeting of the year.
•Dancing club, mixed ability class, 7:30pm, JCR.
•Soup Run, 10:30pm, Falmouth Kitchen.
Thursday, June 3 •Turn It O n Again (last of three programmes), 1:00 and
6:00pm, JCR, Southside TV Lounge, Beit, Linstead,
Weeks and Garden Halls. A browse through the STOIC
archives, featuring material recorded over the last
academic year.
•Summer Singing, 5:45pm, Music Rm, 53 Prince's
Gate. Vivaldi's 'Gloria' and Mendelssohn's 'Elijah' will be
sung purely for fun. Everyone welcome.
W a r d e n
Rayle igh H o u s e
This post is suitable for a married postgraduate
expecting to remain at IC for a further two years.
Application forms from Union Office. Closing
date for applications 5:00pm, June 1.
Further information is available from present
Warden, Mike Hudson, Int 4095, (eves) 589-1329.
FELIX is published by the Editor for and on behalf of the Imperial College Union Publications Board, and is printed by the Union Print Unit, Prince
Consort Road, London SW7 2BB (589-5111 ext 1048 int 2881) Copyright FELIX 1982. Editor: M A Smith, Advertising Manager: S M Gibtin.
S o c i a l C o l o u r s 1 9 8 1 / 8 2
Executive Nick Morton , I C U President
Marco Ledwold, I C U H o n Secretary
Andy Rushton, President C & G U
General
J im Cross , Estates
Jim Savoy, Estates
Bill Troy, Bookings
Mike MacCormack , B B C Open Door
Val Hi l l , B B C Open Door
Tony Haines, Health Centre
Pat Kilshaw, Health Centre
Bob Schroter, Refec Cttee Chairman
Geoff Chappell , Estates
Hector Cameron-Clark, Estates
Jen Hardy-Smith (RA), Union
Administrator
Pat Baker (RA), Union Typist
Joanna Hewanicka, Union
Receptionist
Roy Hicks , Bookshop Manager
Harry Magray, Southside Bar
Manager
Selina Pelham, Domestic Section
Arthur Loveday, Harlington
Marjory Loveday, Harlington
Sue Jacobs, College Asst Sec
Don Clark , Estates
J . Mart in Taylor, Consoc , E A O
Nick Watmough, Rag Conference
Dave Rowe, A P Editor
Jonqthan Barnett. Welfare
Kevan Reeve, A C C Chairman
Gordon Masterton, Univ Challenge
Alun Griffiths, Univ Challenge
Martin S. Taylor, Univ Challenge
Tim Pigden, Univ Challenge
Zigmunt t o g i n s k i , Univ Challenge
Douglas Armstrong, P G Chairman
Mike Prosser, Pub Board Chairman
Sean Coyle , I C C A G Chairman
Stephen Goulder, S C C Chairman
Christine Teller, S C A B Chairman
Ronan McDona ld , Rag Chairman
Mike Booty, A A O
Nick Pyne, Welfare Officer
Chris Jones, R C C Chairman
Gordon Quartey, O S C Chairman
Nick Lambrou, Open Door, O S C
Tony Smith, Siiwood Pk Chairman
Robyn Morgan, P W P Chairman
Mark Smith, F E L I X Editor
Pete Stevens, Nightline Director
Professor Laithwaite, Wellsoc
Gary Turner, Student Manager, 6
Earls Court Square
R C C
David Marshall , Wine Tasting
M i c k Bul l , H a m Soc
Julian C o o c h , H a m Soc
T i m Clark , Canoe, R C C Vice
Chairman
T i m Panton, Micro Club
Jane Scanlon, Balloon Club
Andy Walker, Balloon Club
John White, Snooker Club
Chris Jennings, Snooker Club
Andy Gunnaway, Snooker Club
Chris Tr ipp, Snooker Club
J o n Marangos, R C C H o n Sec
Scarlette Gray , Wine Tasting
T i m Wright, Chess Club
T i m Knott , Balloon Club
A C C
Lesley Horrocks , Vice Chairman
Gi l l Butler, H o n Sec
Phil Niccolls, Asst H o n Sec
Andre Mitchell , Jun Treasurer
Jane Hillier, Womens Sports Rep
Mary Harrington, Transport Officer
Hugh MacGill ivary
O S C
N K Chung, Chinese Society
Nick Poon, Chinese Society
Audrey Boon , Chinese Society
P K Shiu, Chinese Society
Charles Ng , Chinese Society
Efthimakis Papapostolou, Hellenic
Society
Sakis Prassus, Hellenic Soc
Andreas Demopoulos, Hellenic Soc
Dimitri Papakonstanibinou, Hellenic
Society
S C Kler, India Society
N Mistry, India Society
S C A B
Martin Abraham, I C S O , Chamber
Orchestra
Mary Jolliffe, I C S O , Opsoc
David Burgess (Prof), I C S O Scratch
Col in Cooper, Dramsoc, C N D
Iain Coucher, Dramsoc
Chris Barton, Dramsoc
Matthew Tonks, Dramsoc
Vivienne Cook S C A B , I C S O
Roger Middlebrook, Opsoc
Dermot McLawley, Debsoc
Fiona Sinclair, Opsoc, Dramsoc
Stuart McDonald , Film Soc
I C C A G
Paul Sunderland, Secretary
Brian Cross , Transport Officer
Alan Cook, Treasurer
Rebecca May, Publicity Officer
P G Group
David Wood , Welfare Officer
Bob Rollins, Social Sec
Pub Board
David Childs, S T O I C
Tracy Poole, S T O I C
Michael Harbourne, S T O I C
Nick Bleech, IC Radio
Steve Hartwell, IC Radio
Phil Layton, IC Radio
Nigel Graham, Senior Treasurer
Lawrence Windley, Hon Sec, S T O I C
Chairman
Peter Rodgers, F E L I X
Rag
John McCul l ion , H J T
Terry Everett
Dr Dave Hardwick, Senior Treasurer
Phil Greenstreet, R C S U V P
Gaynor Lewis, R S M V P
S C C
John Hughes, Pimlico Connection
Dr Sinclair Goodlad, Pimlico C o n n
Nigel Rennie, S C C , I C U Christian
Union
Pallab Ghosh , S C C , Wellsoc
Robert Kelsey, W L C , Soc Soc,
C N D , Anti-Apartheid
William Cortazzi , Consoc
Mrs Laura Barnar, S D S
Chris Wilshaw, Industrial Society
Graeme Shaw, W L C , Soc Soc,
C N D , Anti-Apartheid
Irfan Anmad, Islamic Soc
A C Bird, W L C
Jonathan Miller, Jewish Soc
Steve Readings, W L C , S C C , Int
Week of Human Rights
P. Wagle, Catholic Society
Chris Webb, C o n Soc
C o l o u r s C o m m i t t e e r e c o m m e n d e d the a w a r d i n g of H o n o r a r y L i f e Membership to: Pat Baker Tony Haines Pat Kilshaw Carrie Craig
Athlet ics C o l o u r s 1981/82
Association Football
Ful l Colours '
P Niccolls (EO)
S Ward (RA)
K Reeve (RA)
G Rickard (RA)
R Wiggins
D Dean
M Carr
Half Colours
M Curwan (RA)
S Rimmer
A Page
S Dunhill
A Williams
D Elsby
J Lay
D Griffiths
Badminton
Full Colours
I Bull (EO)
G Adamson
P Smith
S Ridd
H K Wong (RA)
B Ions (RA)
Half Colours
L Horrocks (RA)
A La i (RA)
A Mitchell (RA)
N Campbell
C Muffet
S Willis
L Y a p
Basketball
Full Colours
T Kakas (EO)
J Pooley
Half Colours
M Talbut
Boardsailing
Full Colours
A Grimshaw (EO)
N Ajderian
Half Colours
C Liles
Boat
Full Colours
J Urry (EO)
T Joslin
J Park
Half Colours
M Pritchard
T Luker
C r o s s C o u n t r y
Full Colours
P Hoodsworth (EO)
T Asteraides
Half Colours
R Weston
J Frost
A Britton
C Walton
Fencing
Full Colours
P Bird (EO)
M Spottiswoods
J Buckley
G Bartlett
P Baines
Half Colours
Golf
Full Colours
N Windsor (EO)
Half Colours
A Black
M Doddington
Ladies Hockey
Full Colours
C Brown (EO)
Hal) Colours
A Wall
S Malbard
K Barnett
R Mason
Hockey
Full Colours
S Gray (EO)
B Franklin
A Stroomer
J F Clarke (EO)
T A Coastesworth (RA)
Half Colours
C Jones
R Slatter
A Whitehead
T Mitchell
A Rao
G Ayers (RA)
S Bell (RA)
L Hancox
Judo
Full Colours
M P Johnson (EO)
A Kellagher
K Stevenson
Half Colours
G Shields
C Weedon
T Stockings
Karate
Full Colours
S Carey (EO)
Half Colours
K Toary
P Barry
B Walker
Kung Fu
Full Colours C Earle (EO)
Half Colours
C Doyle
G Harris
Rifle and Pistol
Full Colours
D Sleath (EO)
N Lindsay
G Smith
A Jolleys
Half Colours
T Briers (RA)
K Parmar
T Higgs
S Considine
Ladies Rugby
Full Colours
M Harrington (EO)
Rugby
Full Colours
A Warby (EO)
W King
J Austin
G Fazakerley
Half Colours
A Davies
G Pike
S Bell
P Verity
S Thompson
Sailing
Full Colours
G Butler (EO)
G Kennedy
P Mills
Half Colours
M Younghusband (RA)
J Redman (RA)
J Bennet
F, Tostevin
G Dalton
Ski
Full Colours
K Palmer (EO)
Half Colours
W Steen
Sporting Motor Cycle
Full Colours
B Haye (EO)
Squash
Full Colours
J Pelton (EO)
J Spinks
R Jefferies
Half Colours
L Daneshmend
P Robinson
Swimming
Full Colours
B Ashwin (EO)
J Boucher
R Leach
Half Colours
M Casini
C Garton
M Burnett
Table Tennis
Full Colours
C Nicolaides (EO)
Half Colours
N Grimwood
J Blount
P Wilson
Ten Pin Bowling
Full Colours
R C o o k (EO)
A McMil lon (RA)
W Man
M Hamson
Half Colours
M Smith
C Wells
Trampoline
Full Colours
K Hanson (EO)
Volleyball
Full Colours
P Walker (EO)
P Ronge
A Green
Half Colours
P Dias-Lalcaca
M Lam
Weights
Full Colours
P Richards (EO)
J Davies
Yacht
Full Colours
J S Manning (EO)
P Adams (RA)
Half Colours
P Mills
P Caiger-Smith
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