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So Do You Still Wanna Be On TV? What Does It Take And How Ready Are You?

By Kimbugwe Muzaphal

 

Many people including my very self, will just watch TV and from nowhere, their passion in life isto become TV presenters, but do you/we ever pose and ask ourselves just about what it takes for 

one to be on TV? Well, let me can paint a picture of what it takes to be on TV;

 

It takes an ugly, confused, misplaced, inexperienced, mistaken, incongruous and tall for nothingRobin Kisty with a fake accent to get you a stupid show like login. Oba how did she get her job?

 Anyway, those bu girls have connections!

 

It takes a spoilt, wasted, careless, stupid and wasted little brat like Sheilah Carol Gashumba to

bring you a show l ike T-Nation on NTV. Lol, that ka girl’s father just does everything for her toshine. Shyaa if the father wasn’t loaded, the ka girl would be somewhere selling egg plants.

 

It takes a super short, extremely aged; as in 37 year old, sex addict, father of many bastard kidsand a sex hunter like MC Karts to get a show like exposed to your screens. “Wabula ka guy akokantama”; “ahaaa kaliana abaana kikumi”; “the ka guy struggles with the forces of gravity bambi!!”

 

It takes an exorbitantly thilly and pretentious Denzel to bring you a good show like house party.Damn, guy laughs ear to ear and lol, his clothes can make an inclusive world flag; oba kiekyakatwaala mu big brother? Guy is like a Vitz in dangerous mechanical condition.

 

It takes a multi colored, bouncing castle type moving Christmas tree like Straka Mwezi to bringyou the Late Night show. She must be close friends with peter musiizi wa laangi for her tomaintain that multi colored look mostly in her hair. Hahahaha, mbu shes like a color wheel or painting palette; and it takes a mature fool like Chopa Chopa to bring you the heat music showon WBS. Ki guy kirimu akataala.

 

It takes a pork filled rumor monger like Miles Rwamiti to bring you a show l ike the Koona neNTV. Eeeeh, ba people boogera!

 

Well given above is just mere circumstantial analogy;; a little touch on what the world out therehas got say about different TV presenters and I do not think you and I would have an exception inthis particular regard.

 

The world out there will always judge you meanly and they don’t care whether you do a good jobor not. They surely give no damn most times. They will talk, talk and talk.

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But even when the world talks and rubs it in their faces, we’ve seen these presenters do theundoable, brave the unbearable, stand the worst and all they’ve done is to better their best andstruggle to bring us the best.

 

They do their job to perfection and to the rest of us it is made to look very easy; that’s whyeveryone thinks they can work on TV and be the best. This is simply because they that arealready there have done well.

 

Nonetheless, to many it will seem like it’s a matter of standing in front of the camera.

 

So in light of the challenge ahead, I do ask and ask consciously; do you still want be on TV?How ready are you?