How to wakesledSIMPLE STEPS TO ENJOYING THE NEW SPORT THAT MIGHT SWEEP SOME PART OF A LAKE FOR A COUPLE HOURS SOME DAY

1. Mount sled in the ready position

Note: use of Paris brand sleds highly recommended, as these have been instrumental in all sledding actions known to be legendary.

TIPS

Note hand position, grasping tow rope on opposite side of sled

Feignconfidence

Note: beginning in a sitting position doesn’t work

Also, not a recommended approach

2. As boat accelerates slowly, maintain position until skimming

TIPS

Ensure front of sled is well above water, or it may submarine

Your view may be obscured

3. Claw your way up the sled to get your hands above water

TIP

Bruising will ensue

Warning: do not progress too quickly

4. Make your move to a kneeling position

TIP

It’s tippy

Final tipsDetermination is essential There is no shame in fear

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