How to tell a zombie and someone who is just drunk apart
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How To Tell A Zombie From Someone Who Is Drunk
This could save your life!
Telling the difference between a person who is drunk and a person who has become a zombie can be difficult.
However, with a little practice, you will be able to accurately distinguish
between the two.
Both zombies and drunk individuals will...
• Shamble and move clumsily
• Appear confused
• Exhibit poor motor skills (neither should be allowed to drive!)
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Both zombies and people who have had a few too many drinks may...
• Smell
• Appear disheveled
• Speak unintelligibly
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Despite the many similarities, there are striking differences between zombies and someone who has had too much to drink.
If the individual is missing body parts or has foreign objects protruding from
his or her body yet doesn’t seem to notice
you are probably dealing with a zombie.
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Signs that you are dealing with a run-of-the-mill drunken individual:
• Giggling - zombies do not giggle (even when eating brains)
• Participating in karaoke
• Lack of brains in vomit
• Declaring “I love you” inappropriately - zombies may love how you taste, but they do not love you
Food preferences are another sure way to tell who or what you are dealing with.
Someone who is drunk will prefer places like IHOP or waffle house
Zombies prefer brains
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Remember this could be the difference between life and death!
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Be vigilant, and you will be able to pick a zombie out of the drunken crowd.
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