How to Push Someone’s ButtonTHREE EASY STEPS

Step OneSEND OUT AN INNOCENT EMAIL TO YOUR AUTO RESPONDER

To the confirmed opt-in listing

Announcing a contest winner such as the following;

We Have a Winner!

Congratulations goes out to

Marty Bxxx from Beverly Hills, Florida 34465

Mr. Bully has opted to receive the newest Kindle Paperwhite

E-reader. We wish him well!

Include Hope for Next Contest! As for everyone else thanks for your participation. Please stay subscribed

for the announcement of our next contest. Hopefully you will be our next

lucky prize (yet to be determined) winner. I’m open to suggestions –

feel free to drop me an email!

Take Opportunity To Announce…ADDITIONAL UPCOMING EVENT!!!

I am very proud to announce that the book “The Summer of Lost Soles” is

soon to be available in audio perhaps as early as March 2014. To sample

what is in store for the audio version please feel free to listen to a book

extract (Chapter Two-The Lawnmower) which has a duration of approximately

27 minutes. I think you will find the listening very enjoyable; the sample

is at

AUDIO BOOK SOON TO BE RELEASED!!!!

A Free Prelaunch Listening Experience!

Chapter Two –The Lawnmower – 27 minutes

Go to the following URL to hit the play button and get your laugh on!!!!!

http://www.ronaldhudkins.com/Book-Four.html

Bookmark the page as the whole book will be available sometime in March 2014….

Step TwoAN UNWARRANTED AND OBNOXIOUS RESPONSE SUCH AS THE FOLLOWING IS RECEIVED?????

Numbfxxk, who the hell are you? What organization do you represent? DUMBAxx!

First Impression….

Say What? Oh No You Didn’t!!BEING A BIGGER PERSON

Rationalizing Maturity

SYSTEM OVERLOAD!

Oh Hell No….

Step Three – The Pushed Button Response……

Hello Dxxg, Bxxn or Whomever?

I am a writer (Ronald Hudkins) and I have an author platform that ran a contest for a free giveaway. Obviously you or someone you know used your email address to register for this contest. That would be the only way you would have ended up on my announcement list. You were placed on my listing as follows; Brcxcxn Bxxs, dxxgnxxxer@yahoo.com, on 22 February 2014 at 1453 hours.

I apologize for that personal and obvious inconvenience into the superior world you surround yourself in. Please, in the future when you get what you think is unsolicited mail, go to the bottom of the email and unsubscribe from whatever list you ended up on. You do not have to be an immature raving little child okay?

But just in case you only have the mentality to be an insulting jerk wade. I’ll remove you from my listing manually. Try to have a nice day and consider getting a prescription of Prozac.

Sincerely,

Ron