AFTER A LONG WEEK MANAGING MY LITTLE FIEFDOM, I LIKE TO UNWIND WITH THE OLD TSARIST TRADITION OF MAKING HOME-MADE GEL ANT FARMS!

NOW! I CAN DO IT FASTER AND EASIER BY USING ANT CHOW BRAND ANT GEL REFILL KITS!

ANT CHOW NOT ONLY MAKES THE FIRMEST GEL I’VE EVER SEEN, IT ALSO EXHIBITS A CLARITY THE OTHER REFILL GELS CAN ONLY CLAIM TO HAVE.

(WE’VE ALL SEEN HOW CLOUDY THEY REALLY ARE)

ANT CHOW ALSO PROVIDES MY ANTS WITH ALL THE WATER, VITAMINS, NUTRIENTS AND MINERALS THEY NEED TO LIVE THE PRODUCTIVE LIVES I DEMAND.

I CAN LEAVE MY ANTS UNATTENDED, IN THEIR ANT CHOW HABITATS, WITHOUT THE CONSTANT, DISTRACTING, PRE-OCCUPATION AND CONCERN FOR THEIR WELL-BEING THAT WAS SO DIS-RUPTIVE IN MY EARLIER TERMS.

WELL.... TO BE HONEST......

MAKING GEL ANT FARMS ISN’T REALLY AN OLD TSARIST TRADITION.

AND VLADIMIR HASN’T ACTUALLY ENDORSED OUR PRODUCT - IN FACT, AS FAR AS WE KNOW, HE’S NEVER EVEN HEARD OF ANT CHOW.

SO IT’S UNLIKELY HE ACTUALLY USES IT. BUT - THEN AGAIN - WE DON’T KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE DOESN’T USE IT!

SO - MAYBE HE DOES - MAYBE HE DOESN’T.

IF CRAZY THINGS LIKE LANDING DUNE BUGGIES WITH ROCK VAPORIZING LASER CANONS ON MARS CAN HAPPEN - WHO’S TO SAY VLADIMIR ISN’T IN THE KITCHEN COOKING UP ANT CHOW EVERY FREE CHANCE HE GETS!

I MEAN - WE DO SELL A LOT OF ANT CHOW IN THE MOSCOW AREA....

I’M JUST SAYING.

VLADIMIR SAYS:

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