How I Lost a Stone and Other Stories
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I don’t know. Probably ten… 20… 30. But I only pull good-looking girls. My mates pull anyone.
People who say to me ‘get a real job’ my job is better than yours so shut up your boringh e a r t t h r o bI can’t explain to you
what it’s like to be a
Being a Scientologist, when you dr ive past an accident.. . you know you have to do something about it because
y o u ’ r e the only
o n e t h a t
Towie is on tonight!
Shooting my 2013 calender 2day guys cant wait 4 you all to see it.
Past few months I’ve had about 8 people create a whole scenario of beef with me in their imagination..
i b a r e l y k n e w t h e y e x i s t e d
awkwardWhenever I watch TV and see those p o o r starving kids all over
I don’t understand
how people can be
I ’d love to be skinny like that but
one that can real ly
How I lost a stone and other stories Emily Fitch
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and other stories
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famous adjectiveknown about by many people
celebrity noun a famous person.the state of being well known
role modelnouna person looked to by others as an example to be imitated.
idol nounan image or representation of a god used as an object of worship.a person or thing that is greatly admired, loved, or revered
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How many girls have you pulled since the last series?I don’t know. Probably ten… 20… 30. But I only pull good-looking girls. My mates pull anyone.
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s o c r u e l
He was left in a box in front of Walmart.
I don’t understand
how people can be
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I don’t understand
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one rumor i wont stand for is people saying what me and my fans have isnt real. Indonesia I see you. i love u. I love ALL MY FANS
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People who say to me ‘get a real job’ my job is better than yours so shut up your boring
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I can’t explain to you what it’s like to be a
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h e a r t t h r o b
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Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about i t because
y o u k n o w
o n e that can r e a l l y
y o u ’ r e the only
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help.”
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Towie is on tonight! Skeeny meeny pudling pie numsay get me
Shooting my 2013 calender 2day guys cant wait 4 you all to see it.
Who wants to win a day/night out with me?. Good Luck people LOVE YOU!
Bla bla bla!
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Past few months I’ve had about 8 people create a whole scenario of beef with me in their imagination..
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awkward
i b a r e l y k n e w t h e y e x i s t e d
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Whenever I watch TV and see those p o o r starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I ’d love to be skinny like that butnot with all those flies and death and stuff.
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