Hollywood Wives

8/20/2019 Hollywood Wives

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CREDITS

Written by Jobe Bittman

Edited by Steve Segedy

Cover art by Jason Morningstar

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relationships...

1 Friends

1 Long-time neighbors

2 Sorority sisters

3 Frenemies

4 Of Carmella Holdenkampf

5 “Our girls are in the same grade at The Marlborough School”

6 BFFs

2 Family

1 Sickeningly sweet couple

2 Step-parent and red-headed step-child

3 Mom’s new boyfriend and custodial child

4 “Are you two twins?”

5 Acrimoniously divorced, constantly at each other’s throats

6 My two moms

3 CRIME

1 Mobsters

2 Keepers of a dark secret

3 Killer and would-be victim

4 Securities fraudster and undercover SEC agent

5 Con artist and mark

6 Crooked accountant and client


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...IN SWANKY lOS ANGELES

4 High Society

1 Junior League associates

2 Members of the same country club

3 “Save the American Rainforest” co-chairpersons

4 Film industry enthusiasts

5 Eventual heirs to the Holdenkampf fortune

6 Parent and nanny

5 Romance

1 Sugar daddy and sweetheart

2 Secret lovers, one wants to go public

3 Gay lovers

4 Holds a secret crush

5 Open marriage

6 Dominant and submissive

6 Work

1 A pair of one-credit IMDB pages

2 Employer and personal assistant

3 Plastic surgeon and patient

4 Celebrity and paparazzi

5 Life coach and work in progress

6 Personal trainer and trainee


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1 To GET BACK YOUR GROOVE

1 …by a personal actualization regimen involving kale

2 …by killing your enemy’s favorite pet

3 …by moving a surprising amount of cocaine

4 …by maxing out all of that lousy cheater’s credit cards

5 …by getting $250,000 in “work” done

6 …by getting freaky with the pool boy

2 to get famous

1 …by launching a music career

2 …by getting people to think you’re already famous

3 …by launching your kid’s modeling career

4 …by marrying someone famous

5 …by doing something outrageous on a reality show

6 …by “leaking” naked photos/videos

3 t0 get rich

1 …collecting on a hefty life insurance policy

2 …by kidnapping someone or some thing

3 …dragging a dying fiancé to the altar

4 …launching a new and completely untested product

5 …bilking your investors

6 …selling cut-rate time shares in a down market

NEEDS...


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4 To utterly ruin

1 …a former spouse

2 …anyone who gets in your way

3 …Carmella Holdenkampf

4 …an emotionally distant parent

5 …someone who saw too much

6 …a family name

5 To cover up

1 …the name of the real baby daddy

2 …that your family’s not really dead. They live in a trailer in theOzarks.

3 …what happened that night in Room 13

4 …the fact that you are broke

5 …the whereabouts of your daughter’s missing prescriptions

6 …your immodest child

6 TO Escape

1 …crushing debt

2 …an unhappy marriage

3 …a federal indictment

4 …an air-tight contract

5 …sheer and utter boredom

6 …a stalker



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1 shopping

1 Barney’s on Wilshire Boulevard

2 Shopping for jewelry at Neil Lane

3 Choza de Pollo on West Pico

4 Whole Foods

5 Makeup counter at Neiman Marcus

6 Golf pro shop

2 Party

1 Black-tie benefit

2 Art opening for a fake artist

3 Three Nicaraguans in a van with no wheels

4 Celebrity charity auction

5 Bachelorette party

6 A new hot West Hollywood night club

3 Leisure

1 A mansion’s sauna room

2 Drinking margaritas by the pool

3 The Korean Bell and Friendship pavilion in San Pedro

4 Yoga class

5 Dining at a five-star restaurant

6 Resort gift shop

LOCATIONS...


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4 doctors and meds

1 Marijuana dispensary

2 Psychologist’s office

3 Cedars-Sinai Medical Center

4 ”Pharmacy”

5 Plastic surgery consultation

6 Veterinary plastic surgery consultation

5 Travel

1 Cruising on Mulholland Drive

2 Yacht dinner

3 Catalina Island for the weekend

4 Stuck in traffic on the 405

5 Waiting for a flight at LAX

6 St. Regis Hotel, Dana Point

6 Around town

1 Capitol Records Building

2 Vietnamese nail salon

3 Betting on horses at Santa Anita

4 Botox party

5 Bunco night

6 The green room in Studio 11, NBC Studios Burbank



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1 Salacious

1 Embarrassingly awkward sex tape

2 Monogrammed thong

3 Sticky riding crop

4 Computer with something disturbing in the web browser cache

5 Incriminating sexts

6 Love letters with something wrong with them

2 Transportation

1 Stretch limousine

2 Bright yellow Hummer

3 Black town car with bullet-proof windows

4 Yacht

5 Gold Piper Comanche, tail number NC2799

6 Felt pro-level track bike, never ridden

3 Weapons

1 Fireplace poker

2 Box of rat poison

3 Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren

4 9 inch stiletto heel

5 Rigged tanning bed

6 Cocaine cut with fiberglass

OBJECTS...


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4 More weapons

1 Tainted Beluga caviar

2 Custom-made Perazzi shotgun

3 Super-sized bottle of bleach

4 Credit Suisse 400 troy ounce gold bullion bar

5 Bejeweled dog leash

6 Dirty Botox needle

5 Information

1 Paternity test results

2 Security alarm codes

3 Post-it note with several passwords

4 Pre-nuptial agreement, possibly doctored

5 Whistleblower ready to turn state’s evidence

6 Map to a grave in Forest Lawn

6 Valuable OR Sentimental

1 Tattered photo of the young Holdenkampfs

2 Safety deposit box key

3 Pampered Bichon Frise puppy named “Mr. Showbiz”

4 Briefcase filled with untraceable bank notes

5 Ten kilos of “Columbian Marching Powder”

6 Picasso painting



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A hollywood wives

INSTA-setup

Relationships in la la land

For three players…

*Family: Acrimoniously divorced, constantly at each other’sthroats

*Crime: Keepers of a dark secret

*High Society: Eventual heirs to the Holdenkampf fortune

For four players, add…

*Friends: Frenemies

For five players, add…

*Work: A pair of one-credit IMDB pages

Needs in la la land

For three players…

*To get rich… by kidnapping someone or some thing

For four or five players, add…

*To get your groove back… by getting freaky with the pool boy

LOCATIONS in la la land

For three or four players…

*Party: Art opening for a fake artist

For five players, add…

*Leisure: Drinking margaritas by the pool

OBJECTS in la la land

For three, four or five players…

*Valuable or Sentimental: Pampered bichon frise puppy named“Mr. Showbiz”

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