HOBOKEN ADVERTISER.IXhEPEXDEXT AXD J)E}'OTEJ) 70 THE BEST JX7ERESTS OF THE PEOPLE.

VOL VI. NO. HOUOKKN, N. J , NOYEMtttiR 13,1880.

The Right of W a yThere was a Detroiter among the trio of

officials who passed over the route of theButler Road to secure the right of way. Insome cases farmers cheerfully signed off; inothers money had to be used, but in one case

, the committee found a most determined op-position. • The road would divide a widow'sfarm, and she was independent, obstinateand defiant. Bhe knew that her hay stacksand barns would be destroyed by sparks, herlive stock run over by trains, and her slum-bers disturbed by the rattle of trains, atid-he wouldn't listen to argument. In thisemergency one of the committee said:

" Madam, do you know of any widow inthis neighborhood who would he wiling to

" board a gentleman connected with the eou-<• ruction of our road! He is a widower,and prefers to board with a widow."

" No. I don't know as I do. Is he a niceman ;"'

•S.lendid man, and has money in thebunk. We want him to permanently locateat th s point, and are in hopes be will take awife. It is unfortunate that—"

" 1 never did take boarders," she mused,"hut—" ' .

"If you only'could, now, I'm sure youwould nut regret it. He is extremely fondof children andwoull be like a father toyour little ones."

'".Perhaps 1 might, to accommodate you."" Ah ! thanks. He would be here next

week if ihis right of way matter wasdecided.but as it is he may not—"

"Do you agree to pay damages if youliurn my hum i''

'• Of course we do "" Ati'l I'll probably'get used to the noise.""Oh. of course. In a week you won't,

mind it. Faft is. you'll sit up every nighttill mi luigiit, nnyli'nv alter the genileiiiuuarrives."

"Oh, no, I shan't; I shall never love, again;••"hut if Iw is a nice man, and loves children,

why ! don't know us I ought to stop yourrua'). 1 JJIIHSS I'll ign."—[/»'-.'/' 41 Fret 1'ri.is.

A Monkey Story^There lives in the south of France a maii

of Hiultli, whose chateau or country plac«of resilience has around it. very tall trees.The cook of the chateau has a monkey, apert fellow, who knows ever so mauy tricks.The monkey often helps the cook to pluckthe feathers from fowls. On the day thatinterests us the cook gaye the monkey twopartridges to pluck, and the monkey, sentinghimself at an1 o|>en window', went, to work.He had picked the feathers fr6m one of thepartridges, and placed it on the outer tadgeof the window with a satisfied grunt, when,lo! all at once a hawk flew down from oneof the tall trees near by, and bore off theplucked bird Master Monkey was veryangry. He shook his fist at the hawk,which took a seat on one of the limbs notfar off, and began to eat the partridge withgreat relish. The owner of the chateau sawthe sport, for he was sitting in a grape arbor,and crept up to watch the end of it. Themonkey plucked the other partridge, laid iton the ledge in the same place, and hid be-hind the window-screen on the inside. Thehawk was caught in his trap, for, when itflaw down after the partridge, out reachedthe monkey and caught the thief. In a mo-ment the hawk's neck was wrung, and the

monkey soon had the hawk plucked. Tak-ing the two birds to the cook, the monkeyhanded them to him, as if to say. "Hereare your two partridges, master." The cookthought that one of the birds looked queer,but he served them on the table. The own-er of the house shook his head when he sawthe dish, and, telling the cook of the trick,laughed heartily.

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A Second SolomonThis story of a troopship is just now cur-

rent in London: In the ladies'cabin werefour wash basins, one of which was muchlarger than ,the others. There were threeladies in the cabin whose husbands wereabout equal in rank. The women, alwaysthink they have a right to presume on therank of their husbands wben taking choiceof berths, etc., and there was a great dis-cussion as to who was entitled to the bigbasin. It was referred to the paymaster ofthe ship, who. could settle nothing, andeventually to the foiptain.' He gave a de-cision worthy of Solomon. After first ask-ing them if they would abide by his verdictand not give any more trouble in the matter, which they readily agreed to do, he saidhe thought it -vas only fair that the oldestlady should have the biggest basin.

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It Is UnluckyTo fall out of a third-story wjn.low on

Monday.To a red-headed woman on a Tuesday

(especially if you owe her anything.)To break a forty dollar mirror on a Wed

aesday.To dream you see re.l sn<ike-, or grwu

monkeys on Thursday.To get hung on Friday.To lose •'-.50 on Saturday.Or to get locked up on Sumliy.I'asttt this in your hut.

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—The Governor of Georgia Ins reviveda silver watch, accompanied by a letter,professedly from one of a gang of pick-

; pockets which invested Atlanta during the1 recent fair. The letter said that they hadmet with the greatest success, capturing somany watches that they bad no use for theone accompanying the letter, and decided topresent it to the Governor as a momenta ofthe police arrangements of the Gate City,which enabled them to ply their avoc tienswithout fear of arrest,

—While a little girl living at Bergen streetand Houtli Orange, Jersey City, was skip-ping nlong the pavement near her residenceon Tuesday evening, a handsome youngwoman stopped her, and, placing a month-old baby in her arms, asked her to bold itwhile she went into a store. The womanhas not been seen since. The baby is at

! police headquarters.I . ' . . • . . . . .. • » » . . . . . . ' . .

! —The amount of money invested in man-i ufacturing enterprises iu this State is about•f89,000,(K)0, a capital which employs 75,000persons, 13,000 being engaged in the manuture of silk in Paterson. The hor^e powerwhich runs the machinery is estimated at50,000.

—The treasure house of a man's life is hisheart, and he who has nothing there is pov-erty-stricken though he roll in gold, whilehe who has a good deal there i» rich, whetherhe has a roof over hi? head or Dot.

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O H O H K >

SATURDAV, NOVEMBER 13, 1880.

Published Every Saturday by

UOYER Jfc I^UK'•i L Washington Strrct

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-No coRHEspoMiENCK will l»-i»ul)lish.'.| unless terests of the accused to retirea<-eoinv>aui«'tl with the iiuine of the writer. Not not Oilly froal school No. ;{, -1necessarily for puhlieatiuu. but as a mutter <>f : Hoboiieiiseeurily to ourselves.

none of them have in the past takenany part iu her eccentricities (?), aud ifthey bave> this attempted white-washingis none the less inexcusable.

It would be decidedly preferable thatall parties interested should be exposedand punished ralher than the credit ofthe school* and morals of the children!he longer jeopardized. In fact, if many Iof the stories which have come to our• e a r s . a r e t n i e , it w o u l d b e t o t h e be>t in-

q u i e t l y

i l t t r o l l i ,

We trust, for the sake of co:iwuou de-j

cencv, that no further a t tempts at white-IN J U S T I C E T O T H E A C C U S E D , j tt,t>1;in, v v i l l , , , l l l a ( l l , I f , , , , h u i y is>

intioeenl, she should be "promptly aud!

fully ••indicated by all '-means, and if

guilty, as promptly removed from a posi-1

lion w h i c h ' s h e U incompetent to till.]

Where tlijrc is so much thuie Ueiui';i!ly some tire, ami this particular eiiarai'ter is entirely vindicated, we conn-;

class of lire is so tl,ulcerous that it can-i se! and promise to support liny teacher'who declines to be in any way forcedintullns unpleasant issue. ;

u<'t be, extiiiLjui-lied any too soon.

Tin; p

T H E L A T E S T .

ple of the State of New Jcr-j

AND FOR THE DIGNITY OFOUR SCHOOLS. LET THEREBE AN INVESTIGATION.

The lust litlle misunderstanding of theSchool Board was, as usual, productiveof much merriment to the audience anda pitched bailie between the membersThe subject of discussion was the char

'ncter.of the l.idy Principal of-No. 'AM-hotil, whose cause was ably championedby Messrs. Million anil Havens, withTrustee K'err leading I he opposition. Ason former occasions, tin; question was notdecided, ami an attempt to discover themistakes or irregularities'of the accused ing to the usual fraud and trickery oflady, and the more strenuous endenv.oi.s i Republican leaders, wliicu Was pructiccdto prove that none existed, -esulte.! invain, and only tended to call forth it dis-play of very bad blood. The questionat issue remains as heretofore. MissCunningham has neither been convictedor vindicated, and at present occupies averv unenviable position, due mainly tothe interference of her friends in theBoard,. No objections can be consist-ently offered to Mr. Krernan's calling theattention of his cvnfreivi) to this matter,nor should it be construed by any meansas a personal issue. lie is one of theschool representatives of the FourthWard, and it is in his ward that thealleged irregularities hive been jtrae-ticed. It in more the affair of eitherof the Fourth Ward Trustees than ofany other, and they must take cognizance,even of rumors when they are so fre-quent and of such a serious nature; be-sides coming, as they do, from the mostreliable sources.

We know considerably, of this Cun-ningham ease—that is to say, we havereceived much indirect information re-garding the lady's eccentricities (to use amild term), and it really requires theextreme of charity on our part to pre-vent a full expose. We are inclined toawait the action of the, School Board,who must do their duty iu this case be-fore \ e give our verdict.

We, none the less, feel that in beingcharitable to the lady we are decidedlyunjust to the public and wanting in astrict performance of a duty which, inthe present instance, should be para-j admitted iu his favor and loan himself to

one of the most disreputable IUHI ridic-

we can learn, will not be tolerated. We it was filled with passengers, nobody was

understand that iu two cases at least the ! hurt, but everybody was seared. Who fired

female principals will resign rather than \ t b e s h o t i s s t i 1 1 a myrtwy.

submit to any such change. -Unless the! —Madam Juriseh, of terpsiehore fame, is

lady in question is entirely exonerated, ' ( ) U t w i t h »>*•'<-«''<>"* 'or a grand ball to take

she" will certainly appear as objectionable ! I'1"™ a t K a W s Harmonia Hall, on Monday

. . . ; . • , .. ,, '• the 2Hb instant. Several of the most expertto the lady teachers of any of the other i . . * u > • • , , •

J , J , . • from among the youngest scholars will giveschools where she may he placed in e x | j i l ) j t i o n s o f f a m , y (1ancing.charge, as she has proven obnoxious to, ,„.,.. „ , „. .' ,

-William MeAvoy filed the necessarvher pupils and their parents. Kesides, ^ ^ ^ . ^ ^ m m m i w i o n i a n d t f ) u k

Iheie is. no reason that. Miss C , if inno-. | l o s l i e s s i o I 1 o f , h e effects and books of the

cent, Should be subjected to any course suiToga'e's nlllff yesterday afternoon, the

which would leave a shadow of doubt as retiring official, Mr. McCague. being present,

to her innocence, and this change, wbeth- gracefully ncei\ed his successor iu oiliee.

er acceptable or otherwise toher, would, —Chief Donovan has received informs-

not satisfy public opinion and would be tion which leads him to believe that the

a serious wrong to others. Miss ('tin- \ nmn who jumped from a Barclay street

ninghain has certainly made her position ferr.v hoaUttsi week is Clarence.A. Krem-h,

what it is, and innwent 'parties cannot be! w 1 ' i i fnni his home in Orange ami

expected to suffer by contributing to-|

wards " white-washing process." I'litil,

as we have heretofore staled, the woman's

fn.ni his home in Orange, ami

'" '"" u t tbe ferry on his way

TAMMANY H.u.i/stJeneral Committee

who washdiiie.

— Fred. VV. Moiler, the auctioneer, willsell a large quantity of choice lioutt-hnltt fur-niture this forenoon at >'<>. MS . Hudsonstreet. This will be nti excellent "^por 'nutyfor housekeepers to replenish their stuck atreasonable figures, as all will be sold withoutreserve.

"Josh Billings" gave his humorous leesey have just decided by .1 majority of j a r t ' llt successful work'in ferretiiiff out, ture "The Probabilities of Life " ut the Fustabout (MO voles l lul George (.'. Ludlow j * . I'"1 gieat frauds of the late election-- M. K. Church, Wednesday evening, umlei theto be Governor for the next term, Ow-i Painfully successful. It will he a huinili- auspicesof the Teachers' Library Associutioi

iL!- triumph to prove that our grand Tin house w.is well filled and further emu

-y, I he re| ututioti nf "Jn>h"sclie:ne of universitl siltTn.^e has l eeil l n ' ' u t ls

deg"..d.-d to M shilliicle.-s'suvtcm of barter ' h"in-« ^ellestt.blished.und s.de. And yet the revelations are ' - ' r ' " ' J- D- L'laus.ii Coterie am? theirneees.siry to its purification, friends daiuvd at StHppeiroeek's Hull lust

: Monday evening, am) judging frxini apinnr,,. ,, , . . , Huefs everv one presetit had a thorough good

— 1 iti-: KAIMCAI.S are cluiininsr that > . , . ' , , '„ ,, D •" , . .; I tune. Messrs. O Brien, Carr, Barnitt, ( lau(.aiiield h-is u popular majority in t.lu-| „„,, R l ^ t | l | , ) l f f loe rg o f t h e o s s o ( . l a t i, >,.,total vole.careful paper, and not ^iven to DCIIKcralie exaggeration, and according to its

to.au extr.ivagant exieiit this time, themajority is not oy any means what it.hould be. This undisputed evidence of-

fraud on their part is untireiy ignoretl bythem,, and they are- so disappointed attheloss of thi: Slate as to contemplateattempting the most tiig.mtic swindle >incethe Tildc.ii allair-, prcsuiniiig on their

in power to play the part of a.

ictuVning boa'rd. Had Mr. Potts been j compilation Hancock has a p(i|inlar ma-1 pastor, liev. l». B. F. lianciolph, will- preachsuccessful in the Gubernatorial race, j jority of over 70,000. The St. Louis | a sermon appropriate to the occasion .n tlie

J'o.it-Dii/i'ifi'h figures Hancock's majoiity j H"" "ing, <md u general .Sinid y yhool tjtith-

n i ,The Philadelphia Tim,* i> a took good cure of the guests.

To morrow will be observed as Autumnalat, tbe M. E. Free Tubei naele. The

Secor Kobeson would'have undonlitedlybeen made United States Seuaior, and hisonly ambition realized, but with .Mr. Portsunprovided for, not even the party ofcorruption have brass enough to honor aman of Kobesoii'.s record. The latter isaccordingly at the bottom of a plot tocheat the Governor-elect out of the posi-tion and have his riva., Mr. Potts, de-clared Governor. This would ' open theway for the "ancient mariner" to Wash-ington.

We have no doubt of Hobeson's pre-sumption, and do not even question hi.snerve to undertake any plot that willgratify his selfishness. There has beensuilieient proof that he possesses neithershame nor principle or lie would,alter hisnaval experiences, have forever buriedhimself from public gaze. We lire satis-fied that riecor will stop at nothing to bethe next United Slates Senator. Will Mr.Potts, who was represented byhis partyand whom wo admitted to be a thor-oughly honest and intelligent gentleman,repudiate all that has been claimed and

LACONICS.

day in school building N,<>. 1.

at 120,1)00. I ering will be held iu the evening with oildresses liy J. I', Maimton, M. D , of NewYork, and others.

—The famous organization known us ih«-The public night school will op...i-Mon- j Tennessee Jubilee Singers will give two of

their pleasant entertainments at the Filst—The time honored Stevens Battery is in] li iptist Church, coiner of Third und liloom-

mount to charity, even though that char-ity is practiced towards a woman. Wewill not delay much longer, however,before putting the lady's eccentricities

ulous plots on record* Furthermore, hewell knows the plot is instituted not somuch for his success as for the benefit of

before the people who are employing i the designing and dishonest ex-Secretaryher, and then leave it to a very patientpublic (in her case) to decide whethershe has been eccentric or criminal.

The friends of Miss Cunningham inthe School Board can better serve her in-terests by insisting on a thorough in-vestigation—providing, of course, that

of the Navy. We think not.

WON'T WORK-The proposition of Trustee Kieraan to

remove Miss Cunningham from No. 3 toanother school is not just, and, as far as

process of being demolished und removed.

—Tbe town of Kearney has passed mi ordi-nance ordering all liquor saloons closed onSuuday.

.—Tbe Sehleswig - Holsteiniseher Vereiu

will bold their annual ball tit Weber's Win-

ter Garden to-morrow evening.

. —The K. U. V. EintrHcht, a German be-

nevolent association, will entertain their

many friends ut Weber's Winter Garden to

night, .

—The Unique Social Clul> bttve completedall arrangements for their seventh annualball, which will take plaet* at Odd Fello vs'Hdll on the 23d inst.

—Tbe December furors drawn by HherifTToffey Tuesday uiorniug were as followsfrom this city: Kwahi Krause, John W.Lewis, Joseph Shannon ami John R. Mc"( ul-loch. . .

— " The Spirit and Success of Methodiani,''is the.subject of the Rev. Mr. Lowrie's ser-mon to-morrow at 10:30 A. M. in the FirstM. E, Church, and at 7:W P. M. " AMother's Influence."

—Tbe remains of Fete Cttvanagh, the engi-neer who was killed by the railroad ace.dentnear tbe tunnel last Monday, were taken onTuesday to his home at Stanhope, N. J.,where the interment took place.

—While a street car was going down billfrom the Court House, Thursday morning, abullet crashed through a window. Although

field streets, next Suturday afternoon Binlevening. They appear under the auspicesof tbe Teachers', Library Association, midthe proceeds will be invested in new undchoice volumes.

— Kate Claxton, supported by Charles AStevenson and a strong company, hu nimle» decided hit at the Bijou Opera House, inBoucicault's ilniinii •• Tbe Snow Tower,"which has already enjoy.ed a long run; andis continued owing to its success and ai trac-tions. During the stay of these artists the" Bijou " JR one of the most delightful placesin New York to pass an evening.

—The members of Washington Lodge, No.-" 37, Knights of Honor, entertained a largenumber of friends at Odd Fellows' Hall, .Thursday evening, the occasion being theirfirst annual halt. The hall was neatly de-corate), and the festivities continued with-out interruption'Uiitil an early hour. Heir"rich Engelke and Arthur Mueller, assistedby several of the members.ably managed tbedifferent committees.

—The crowds that continue to visit tbeAmerican Institute Fair daily, indicate thatthe interest in the numerous attractions offered has not flagged a particle since theopening. New features have been added,and so much to be seen and admired as makea second or even a third visit profitable.The music of the »th Regiment Band andthe renowned coronetist Arbuckle, are notleast amongst the features.

H O HO K K N A 1) V E K T i 8 K R/

An "Old Maids'" Leap-Year Party.

Th» leap y«ur pafty given hy several'young lad-es of the Hill to their gentlemanfriends, at Delker's Academy of Music, onWednesday even ins, was a very delightfulafftiir indeed, and productive (if niueh genu-ine merriment, owing to the f ctof the ladiesassuming the ix>'e of the ' ' gallant " for thisoccasion only. A iiumlier of the most prom-ineut aud settled .bachelors of tbe .Hill andtbiis city were among tbe guests, and weremade to f«el |ierfeetly at ease. Even t boughit wan a le p ye«r party, as far a* we eanlearn, no advantage of this privilege wagtoken by the very sociable and efficient corpsof female managers. In tbe grand march atleast 75 couples took part, under the- leaderHbi|i of Mr. John Ueayer, of the Bachelors'(Jluh, and Miss Kate Neuscheler. Thesupper prep tred hy tbe Indies was the greatfeature of the afftir, and to all appearanceswas lully appreciated by the hungry, y«th«ppv, guests. Mr. Smith, who presidedover the feast, in response to numerous callsfor a speech, arose and after highly complinientiiijj ths entertainers on the success oftheir first attempt, very delicately suggestedthat to his mind there would be fewer bach-elors if there were only more such women asfin and his friends had the pleasure of associ-ating with on the present occasion. He alsobelieved that be could not long resist suchattractions, and would be forced to surren-der if such very happy gatherings were alittle more fr'Cjuent. Miss Maggie (ruthspoke for her S'de, aud called forth muchlaughter by the candid statement that indeedit was not the choice of her sex that oldmaids ever existed, and while she or herfriends admitted no such", charge, yet eventhe young misses were far too numerous, andthis could only ()e charged to the sternersex. The supper hour passed pleasantly, in-terspersed with speech-making, toasts, sing-ing and witticisms, i.'ter which terpsichofeheld full sway until daylight.

Among the guests ••• n<iue<».l tbfi MissesMorris and Misses Alts. Coroner Parslowand Mr. John Oeayer, of this city, the lattertwo " big chiefs" in tbe " l.achelur tribe;' 'the Misses Earnesttin, of Harlem; Miss BelleMalcolm and Miss May Moslem of NewYork; Mr. J. V. B. Hoyle, of Jersey City;Misses Ennnn and Josie Schwartz. Mr. andMis. \Vestervelt, Mr. and Mrs. DerainusMr, and Mrs. Biut?iiis, Mr. and Mrs. rDiy,Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Beck, Mr. and Mrs.Frank Traft, Mr. and Mrs John Merideu,•Miss Sophia fWkman, Mr. Fraift Paulstonand lady, Mr. and Mrs. Philip Ooebel, MissesA. and L. Lendell, Mr. Ed. Aekerman, MissesS. and E. McCollora, Mr. Unas, Lurcett, Mr.Win. Tetuie and lady, Mr. Frank Trambach,Mr. A.-Newsbalt. Mr. Win, Schwartz,. Mr.Thomas Heaphy, of Union Hill. MissesKate and Hose Neuscheler, M. Uuth, W.Meyer, E. W. Van Lite, L. (rude, and T.Seherrrian w(>re the projectors and successful managers of one of the must pleasantaffairs tbe Hill has known id a long time.

Weber's Theatre,

MclCeow andCoughlan, two of the "dizzytiibe" of songand-dahce artists, were re-tired from Weber's Garden Monday night,and Saville and Byrne, two clever musicalartists, substituted. These gentlemen per-form on a tiamber of different instruments,and are the finest in their line this side oftbe Hudson. Miss Mini.ie Emery has asweet and cultivated voice, and has in a fewweekg, owing to BII unpretentious style, BUC-ceed'ed in making many friends. Miss La-vinia is still welcomed in choice and well-rendered ballads, while Bella La Verde, a

There will lie several additions to tbe oom-parij next week, among which are MissFlorence .May, song ami dance; Miss NoraCampbell, serio-comic, and Castell and Beidue, Hebrew impersonators.

Too Officious.

There is a very officious character in theemploy of the Ferry Company as gatemanknown as Thomas Bartell, who presumes,owing to being a favorite with the Superin-tendent, to perpetrate many ridiculous ifnot meanly acts. His latest exploit was adastardly assault on a delicate little newsboy,on Wednesday evening, whom he knockedabout in front of the ferry house, and onlydesisted When the attention of some gentle-men were attracted to his base conduct. Heclaimed the boy was selling papers insidethe gate, which was .false. Mr. Bartell isone of the " fresh importations " «nd go very"fresh" that it. would be to the creditof Captain.Chase to give his friend a fewlessons.

Took a Drop" Josh "' Allworth, manager at Weber's

Germania Garden, was practicing a difficultgymnastic feat behind the stage, on Wednes-day evening, when, as might be expected,he fell to the floor below, a distance of overfive feet. " Josh" escaped injury, but alarge shelf, containing several m sical instrurhents and beer glasses, which aecompanied him in his descent, were all more orless damaged. The victim good naturedlyexplained his mishap by exclaiming: " Idon't mind taking a drou myself, ye know,hut I do hobject to a 100 p >nud« of blarstedmusic following me hup."

Prof- Gardner-As we predicted lust week, Professor

Gardner, the well known temperance lec-turer, drew an immense audience to theFirst Huptist Church on Sunday evening toh'wr his powerful appeal against i-utemperance The eloquent gentleman'".reated so*favorable an impression thac many will beglad to learn that he lias been invited to dis-course on the same subject at another of ourprominent ehtirelies,-and of which due noticewill be given.

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The Euterpe ConcertThe oratorio of the "Lay of the Bell,"

given by the Euterpe Society at the First M.,E. Church, on Thursday evening, proved avery fitting celebration of the great poetSchiller's birthday. The sacred edifice wascrowded, standing room even being at apremium long before the hour announced.Judging from the success attending the firstproduction of Bruch's .exq isite work, arepetition would be in order.

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Off. for the Hot Springs.

SAWDERS <fe CARROLL,

KVEN1NU S( HOOL nlll commence at

School Building No.. 1—ON —

Monday, Nov. 15.At 7 < >'eloelc I*. M.

Applicants for admission must lie accom-panied by Parents*or Guardians. None otherswill be received.

Provision has been made for a German elans."School hours from T to 7 ton P. M.

By order of Committee.

\V. H. HAVENS.JOHN REID,JOHN H. TANOEMANX.

Til

Latest Arrival.Don't rail to call and examine

tionti ofour iinporta-

-AS1) -

Selected CoffeesJUST

Excellent 1OOLONG.

JAPAN,

(Jl XPOWDEH,

IMPERIAL,

ARRIVED.

Nhw Crop Teas.Y'X'G HYSON,

ENG. B'KF'ST,

MIXED,

OLD HYSON.

Cor. 10th St. ,f Park Are.

FREDK SANDERS, tEDWARD CARROLL. ( Hoboken.

WALLA-OE'S

Prof, J. Wallace <fc DaughterHave re-opened their DANCING ACADEMY at

the

FRANKLIN LYCHl-M,'BtoomfielU St.. near Sth, Hoboken,

ami will continue every Tt'ESHAY & FRIDAY

during the Season.

Hours of Tuition:From 4 till 6 P. M. for I-adies, Misses and Mas

ters.'and fmm 7:30 till 9:30 in the evening forLadies and (ientleinen. Private lessons Rivenas required. For particulars enquire as aboveat MR. WALLACE'S Residence, 270 (iarden St.

WEBEU'8

GERMAHIA TiiEATRE,AND J

U u in me i' <G u r do in*vos. as ro 74 urnsos vr..

IV. . 1 .Tlie lnr^est i»nd l»;st ventilated place of amuseincut in the citv.

New company every week. Change of pm-nf every Mum'a.v and Thursday.

J GUN F. O'HARA,

Good Teas, 30, 351, & 40c. per lb.It will p;iv you well• to .cull and examine our

New Crop Teas '>l)

f>re

UNDERTAKER,1'ifl Washington street,

Hi'i. ,')il•and (lli Sts.. IIol><»H«'H.

Orders Attended to. Day cr Night.

ek

Mr. A. L. Underwood, lumber dealer, }'C'inal"i'il'ide'i'.f our business, ,having

ciui C o f f e e s a r e t h e F i n e s t I m -p o r t e d - ^ ' " purchase only nntiirnlly ripenedCoffees, and that is one of the principal reasonsw h i c h t ' l i u w s o u r I 'offee.s ti> b e p r e f e r r e d , , l o a l lothers, ami drives oum Hie Rich De l i c iousllavors wliicli others l;tek.

MiCiirs xtltl at N. V. Itt'Iliii'iV IViyc*.

HANDSOME P R E S E N T S .(!l,i-"svvarc. Crockery. VMM-S, (.'III1.>IIHJS.

c i c , i;i\•ell ;iw;iy t o a l i |);ltl(il')S.ir" li is the saying of many, that our system

oi' itivin,; nwuy presents is siinply a tnuht, amithat we are only huniliiiKKiiiK tlie people. If wewere a Kinall concern, this argument inipht be

Hut taking into consideration

HEXAMER'S

who has been forjmanj' years a victim to in-flammatory rheumatism, has decided to visitthe Hot Springs, Arkansas, in hopes of being benefitteii by the alleged health-givingproperties of this famous bathing place,aud will start Monday night. We tenderour best wishes that his hope* may be real-ized.

Going South-

The many friends of Mr. Harry Offer-man, Commodore of the Atlantic Boat("lub, will be glad to learn that he has suttl-

dashing Seriocomic and neat dresser, hasjciently recovered from a severe attack ofcreated a onwt favorable impression, being rheumatism to be in a condition to »t«rt fornightly greeted with applause. The Millers the South, whither he goes in a f«w> days,continue to make people laugh, 'a'.line-of It is hoped that the change will prove bene-business in which tbey have few equals, fleial.

ONE HUNPRfcD BRANCH RETAILH O U S E S i» th'- >-"• s• ' . )""» "ill easily see thata small' percentagre of profit mi our enormoussales rmply pays UH, and enables us to dnulWlore Li'be*ally•«•>•>!.°"i" '•usinnieis tUananyotliefi.'oiieern in the U. S.

All we ask is d'fair trial, and it the pvids aremil found to'be a-s represenleil. the moin-y willlie refunded in every case.

THE GREAT

Atlantic and PacificTt:A COMPANY,

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58 WASHINGTON STREET,lift. 1st & ii\ Ms., Hoboken, N. J .

PRINCIPAL WAHEHOUSE.

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103,105,107,109,111 Hudson 8c,74, 76 & 78 RIVER ST.,

U IHet,

The leading e<Hiestrian establishment In America

Fine and well-trained ladies' and pents' saddlehorses to let.

All kinds of horses for sale. Terms moderat*.

H.OBOKEN ADVERTISER.

SMILES

—Pain and onions bring tears to tbe eyes—A cuff on the wrist is worth two on the

ear.—The worst thing a farmer can raise—A

glass.

—Dammit is a post office name in Seviercounty, Tenn.

—If a man drinks like a fish, hi* head willbe apt to swim like one.

—Funny, but you wouldn't patronize atailor unless be gave you fits.

-Women, says a cynic, resemble flowers.They shut up wbeu they sleep. I

—A goud question to ask a polictruan—Does your mother know your route !

—" John, what is that scar on your chin i"" That scar * Ob, that's a relic of barber-ism." • ' . . •.

—The early bird catcbw the worm. Lateriu tbe day the leisurely sportsman gathers inthe bird.

—An ul<1 m »id, spanking of m irriage, says iit's like any oilier disease—while there is !life, there is hope,

—A wise writer says: "Bustle is not industry." Per.iups he will declare that thehoop skirt is uot business.

— How dotb the old maid busy be,Improve each chiuuing hour;

And gather scandal all the day.Because the grapes are sour.

—Small boy (rushing iu front of younglady wearing large poke bonnet, and staringher full in the face)—" You've lost your bet,Charlie; 1 tolii you it warn'l an old woman."

—The Now Haven Register is of the wickedopinion that kerosene, having done its dutyin campaign processions, will resume its oldwork of poiK.lat.mg heaven with servantgirls.

—Au Iowa farmer says: " We raise fourhundred bushels of potatoes to tbe acre,here, which would be a big thing it wedidn't also raise insects enough to eat 'emall up."

—It's about an even thing betweeu manand orange-peel. Sometimes the man throwsthe orange peel into the gutter, and some-times tbe orange-peel throws the man intotbe gutter.

—It is said that in eyery mixed companynineteen young ladies out of twenty will de-clare in favor of the right of the sex to recei vea kiss from an eligible young tnaD and posi-tively araert that there is no barm whateveriu it, and tbat tbe one dissenting voice willcome from a young lady witb red hair andfalse teeth, wbo will affirm that the practiceis unwholesome and immoral

—Love and poetry go well together. Thevery minute a man gets the heart disease,especially If he feels a degree of uncer-tainty about the object of his choice, be buysa rhyming dictionary and exhibits variousother symptoms of aberration of mind. AIrustic youth was surprised to find himself •falling into the beaten track and in a momentof weak confidence declared tbat be "neversot bis mind to writin' pomes till two yearsago," but that " the minute I took tokeepin'company witb Farmer Johnson's girl Icouldn't help i t"

—Nothing in th« world is so strong as afixed habit, good or bad. The seaman can-not sleep soundly on the shore, because bemisses the tossing of the ship and the roaringof the wind. We heard lately of a forlornwidow wbo the third night after her bos-band's death *at at the window watching tbestars with sleepless eye*. At last herthoughts, sad and weary, broke into solilo-quy:—" This trying to go to sleep," she said," without a quarrel of some kind is so newthat i can't stand it." Just then two menunder her window fell to fighting. Shewatcbed tbe conflict to tbe eud, then quietly

undressed, saying, "that's kind of homelike,"and in a few minutes was fast asleep.

Trouble in a Church.

|From Peck's Milwaukee Sun.]

There was the queerest scene at one of thechurches a few Sundays ago. It a- ems tbatduring tbe vacation tbe pews had beennewly varnished, and somehow the varnishwas terribly sticky. You know when youpull anything off of sticky varnish that itcracks. Well, the audience had all got seat-ed, when-the minister got up to give out tbehymn, and as the basement of his trouserslet loose of tbe varnish of bis chair therewas a uoise like killing a fly on tbe wall witha palm-leaf fan. Tbe minister looked aroundat the chair to see if he was all present, andthat no guilty man's pants had escaped, andread the hynin. The choir rose witb asound of revelry, and after the twior hadswallowed a lozenger, the bass had coughedup a piece of frog, the alto ahemmed and thesoprano had wiped her nose and shook outher polonaise to see if tbe varnish showed ontbe south side of her, the audience began torise. One or two deacons got up first, withsounds like picket firing in the distance, ontbe eve of battle, and theu a few more gotup, and tbe rattling of the unyielding varnishsounded as though the fight was becomingmore animated, wben tbe whole audiencegot on its feet at once witb a sound of ratt-ling musketry, and the choir sung " Holdtbe Fort." Everybody looked at the vulner-able part of everybody else's clothes. Ladieslooked mad to tbink tbat their dresses werespoiled, one man grabbed bold of tbe waist-band of his pants convulsively, and the opin-ion of those behind him was that tbe varnishhad pulled so hard as to break a suspenderand be was frightened over what might hap-pen. When tbe orchestra had concluded thepeople sat down gingerly on one edge andthe services were short, and all went homepraying for the painter that painted theseats.

ISAAC INGLESON,DKALKR IK

Virginia Pineand Oak Wood,AND MANUFACTURER OF

PATENT

(Bundle Kindling Wood.I (or. Jeffiprnon & First Sts., Hoboken.

SAMUEL EVANS,Importer of

FINE WINES AND LIQUOBS,also,

KXTK-UT OF JAMAICA UlNUElt,.-iMspberry Syrup, Essence ot Pepperin Im

Gin"<->r Cordial, Gum Syrup. HeilatidBitters. &c.

Creedraoor Shooting Gallery.Fir>l-ila» Vm\ and Billiard Table,

121 FIRST ST., HOBOMN. K. J.

Boats to LetBj the HOUR, DAY or WEEK, at ret-

sonable rates, at the UOBOKEN

BATH BRIDGE.Pleasure and Fishing Parties supplied

with, suitable Boats.

Shipping promptly attended to,

HENRY~~GTLSTER,PBOPBIETOK.

PROTECTION LODGE,ISO. 634,

Knights of Honor,Meets 1st, 3rd and 5th Mondays of each

month at80 and 82 Washington Street.

(Crane's Building.)

G. MEINERS & CO,

Smith's MarketLive and Dressed Poultry,

Fish, Fresh, Smoked & Salt

MEAT AND COUNTRYPRODUCE,

Also, all kinds of Game iy their Season.

GARDEN"STREKT,COT. Third St., lloboken, IV. .J.

Graps-Vine Sample Koom.NO. 33 WASHINGTON ST.,

C'oi-. Newark Strtft. Hoboken

AND

152 WASHINGTON ST.,

IIOUOKEN, IN. J.

THE PLACE TO BUY

AT THE LOWEST CASH PRICES IS AT

First;classWines,Liquor8&Cigaw \$Q W A S H I N G T O N S T R E E TALWAYS ON HAND. ****** •

Best Pool Table in the City

John M. Fleming, Prop r.

JOHN EVANS,

Wine & Lager BeerSALOON,

No. 48 Bloomfield -St., cor, First.—Jot—

The Latest hnproTtul Milliard and |\K>1Tublt-s.

Also the L.arg-eat Assortment of

EflieSENB ANft (US STtTHSMaj be Seen in Practical Operatioa Every l>aj. Baking on Salurtoj.

Also, Crockery & Housefurnishing GoodsAT ROCK BOTTOM PRICES.

U MUtake tie Naae art Nwber,

EDWARD A. CONDIT & BRO.,13© Washington Street.