Har Mard Ka Dard Dialouge

Sc.No.1/Day/Morning

Location: Vinod’s House (Roof)

Char – Vinod/Gullu

[A pan of the city of Patiala...We keep panning and stop at a kite stuck on a tree]

Gullu

[Gullu is worried he’s holding Vinod by his legs upside down ( who we can’t see)off the roof precariously.Gullu Shouts]Oye..!! vinod zara dekh kar yaar...kahin apni gardan naa

tudwaa lena..bechaare pe raham karna...yaar.!!Vinod

[Now we see vinod, he is hanging upside down, trying to reach out to the kite..he shouts at gullu]

Abe saale..!! agar tune mujhe giraaya toh teri khair nahi..dekh tu hil mat warna tere gardan ke saath mere pair bhi shaheed

ho jaayenge..thodi der bas sabr kar le yaar .. phir patang mere haath mein aa jaayegi...!!

[And then vinod in one swoop, jumps forward and in a flash grabs a kite hanging on the tree...he grins holding the kite in

his hand and asks Gullu to haul him in..Gullu pulls vinod backup and he breath a sigh of relief]

Vinod

(vinod grins and kisses the devi maa locket on his neck and says)

Dhanyavaad devi maa..!! meri patang mujhe mil gyi!! Gullu

[Gullu hairat se vinod ki taraf dekh kar kehta hai..]

1Dialogues written By Qurratul Ain Mehboob: - 7738855181/9619042523

Abe yaar kya khaas baat hai iss patang mein..?? jo tune iske liye itni kadi pariksha di..?? saath mein meri bhi leli..bata na

yaar..??

Vinod

[Vinod explains gullu]Kya batau yaar..?? kal sonu ka birthday hai.. aur sonu chahti hai ke use bahut achcha sa surprise doon...do saal pehle sonu ke birthday par maine use grinder mixer diya..tha..mixer dekh kar to sonu ka gussa saatven aasmaan par pahuch gaya..tha .kehne lagi...ke ‘tum chahte ho ki main har waqt kitchen mein tumhaare liye khana banaati rahu..garmi mein jalti rahu’ yeh baatein sunkar mera dil taar..taar..ho gaya tha...yaar !!

Gullu

[Afsos se]Bechara pati !! kuch achcha karne nikla ..par khud apraadhi ho

gaya very sad..yaar ..badi dukh bhari kahani hai teri..!!Vinod

(dukh se ) Yaar abhi meri dukh bhari daastan.. poori nahi hui hai..ab

peechle saal ki hi baat lele...maine socha ek smart phone apni sonu ko gift karun..maine ek mobile kharida aur sonu ko diya..!! lekin wo mobile dekh kar .. bhadak gayi..kehne lagi... tum paise

se mera pyaar nahi khareed sakte..main yeh sab se impress nahi hone waali..yeh tum bor si cheezein kyun sochte ho..??

koi romantic cheez kyun nazar nahi aati tumhen ..!! tumhaare soch bilkul budhe ho gye hain..!! kya bataun gullu 2 birthday mein celebration ki jagah jhagda hi ho gaya ..aur jhagda ek do

din ka nahi hafton tak chala tha..!!Gullu


Yaani long lasting..jhagda ..!! badi dukh bhari daastan hai yaar teri !! iss baar toh aur bada khatra hai..tere sar par !! tumhe

Eidhi - choti ka zor lagaana hoga...yaar mere , kyunki tu 2 baar apraadh kar chukka hai...iss baar toh tujhe bada soch samajh

kar hi koi romantic gift dena hoga...samajh le tu..!!

Vinod

[Vinod grins and turns the kite around]‘happy birthday sonu’

[Its written on it]Gullu

[Gullu scrathes his head]Yaar kuch samajh nahi paaya tu kehna kya chahta hai..??

Vinod

[Vinod slaps him on his head and says]Isiliye toh pyaare main college ka professor hoon..!! .tu nahi

tere dimag mein yeh sab idea knock karne waale nahi hai...samjha..!! iss saal main apni sonu ko yahi gift dene waala

hoon...!![Apne collar ko uthaakar bhaav se kehta hai]

Jaanta hai...shaadi se pehle maine apne pyaar ka izhaar ek patang par kavita likh kar kiya tha..uss din ahmedabad mein kite festival tha..main patang sonu ke kheedki ke paas udaa

raha tha...sonu bahut impress hui thi.... iss baar bhi main kuch aisa hi karna chahta hoon..jisse meri sonu khush ho jaaye...

Gullu

Accha toh tune yeh sab kiya tha..dekhne mein toh tu romantic nahi lagta..lekin kaarnaame toh tune bade kiye...hain !! chal iss


baar bhi teri yeh idea kamal kar jaaye !! birthday pe patang..??chal bhaai iss baar bhi tu uncha udne waala hai...

[But with his fingers he is making a kainchi ka sign to show that ki patang katne waali hai...

Vinod

[Vinod doesn’t see that apne khayalon mein khokar ]Dekhna iss baar meri sonu ka surprise bilkul perfect hone waala

hai..bilkul sonu ke man ke mutaabik..!!

Cut...

Sc.No.2/Day/Morning

Location: Vinod’s bedroom

Char – Vinod/sonu

Vinod

[Vinod sonu ko pyaar se dekhta hai..sonu is sleeping on her bed..like a sweet little princess..vinod sonu ke paaw mein

gudgudi karta hai..sonu muskuraati hai..aur vinod dheere se jaakar sonu ke kaan mein kehta hai]

Sonu uth jao aaj tumhaara birthday hai...Sonu

[Sonu vinod ko aankhein khol kar dekhti hai...aur muskuraati hai..aur phir aakhein band kar let jati hai..]

Vinod

[Vinod muskuraakar kehta hai]Sonu..aakhein kholo..!! its time for your surprise my

baby...please ab jaag jao...!!


Sonu

[Sonu stretches out opens her eyes...they looked gazed and she yawns]

Vinod

[Vinod muskura kar kehta hai]Happy birthday ..my ...dear sonu..!!

[Vinod peeche se kite kheechta hai...aur patang mein likha poem usey sunaane lagta hai...]

sonu tum mera pyaar ho...aise jaise neele aasmaan mein udti patang ho jaise..

[Poem padhne ke baad vinod ko laga ke sonu sun rahi hai...sonu looks at him with a silly smile on her face and then

close her eyes..turns over and start snoring]Vinod

[Vinod ko realize hota hai ki sonu abhi tak so rahi hai..vinod sonu ko chidh kar uthaata hai aur kehta hai]

Sonu wake up...!! uth jaao yaar...!! tum aaj ke din ko bhul rahi ho..please wake up...!!

Sonu

[Sonu badbadti hai]Oh... shahrukh mujhe gale laga lo.. !! (sonu apna

haath badhaati hai)Vinod

[vinod Sonu ko zor se gale laga leta hai..aur kehta hai]Main sharukh khan nahi hoon..main vinod hoon...!! neend se jaago..meri jaan aaj ka din tumhaare liye bahut khaas hai..!!.

Sonu


[Sonu jaag jaati hai vinod ki baatein sunkar aur aakhon ko malti hai aur chaaron taraf dekhti hai]

Kahan gaya shahrukh..??.abhi toh yahi tha...!!mere saath mere paas..!!

[Kisi choti bacchii ki tarah zid kar rahi thi]Vinod

[Pareshaani se]Sonu yahan koi shahrukh nahi tha..!! .yahan sirf tumhaara

vinod hi hai...!! tum sapna dekh rahi thi baby..Sonu

[Sonu kite ko dekhti hai]Nahi..!! tum jhoot bol rahe ho...!!woh abhi yahin tha mere

paas...!! yeh patang dekho.. abhi ussne mujhe apne pyaar se likhe poem ko sunaaya tha..uska pyaar mere liye neele

aasmaan mein udte hue patang ki tarah hai...usne kaha tha..!!Vinod

[Vinod annoyed and says]Woh sab shahrukh nahi..main bol raha tha..tumhaara vinod..!!

aur..aur woh poem.. maine tumhaare liye likhi thi..Sonu

[Udaas hokar]Ohhh.......!!

Vinod

[Vinod gusse se]Tum udaas kyun ho rahi ho..!! udaas toh mujhe hona chahiye

tha...!! mere saare surprise plan ka bharta bana kar rakh diya..tumne !! kitni mushkil se maine woh poem tumhaare liye


likhi thi..poem suni bhi thik se nahi aur saara credit shahrukh ko de diya..!! thoda bhi mera khayaal tumhe nahi aaya...??

Sonu

[Vinod ko upset dekhkar muskura kar kehti hai]Achcha..chalo ab poem phir se sunao...tumne mere liye kya

likha...hai..main bhi to sunoon..?? [Vinod ke haathon ko pakad kar bacche ki tarah kehti hai]Plzzz....sunaao na poem mein dhyaan se ssunungi plzzz...

Vinod

[Poem sunaata hai]Mera pyaar... tumhaare liye aisa hai jaise.. neele ...aasmaan

mein.. udti patang..ho jaise..[She yawns and tries to cover it quickly but vinod sees it]

Vinod

[Vinod poem padhte padhte ruk jaata hai] Rehne do...!! ab mujhe koi poem woem nahi

sunana..tumhe..tum..tum kya ho ?? yeh mujhe pata nahi chal paaya ab tak...!!

Sonu

[Sonu says with anger ]Yeh saari tumhaari galti hai...!! kaun sa tarika hai surprise dene

ka ?? tumhe yeh toh pata hona chahiye..ke kaun so raha hai..aur kaun jaag raha hai..!! .aise hi tum poem sunaane lage...bina dekhe ki main so rahi hoon yaa jaagi hoon!!

Vinod

[Vinod is annoyed]


Tumhara toh kabhi kuch pata hi nahi chalta..kabhi logical baatein karti hi nahi ho.?? .kabhi koi aakhein kholkar sota hai

kya..?? aakhein kholkar toh koi bhi nahi sota haan..!! .suna hai ek jaanwar bhale hi aakhein kholkar sota hai..

Sonu

[With anger]Yahi hai..tumhaara surprise..?? mujh par chilla rahe ho..mere

hi birthday par !! yehi tumhaara pyaar hai. ?? kya mein tumhaari koi stupid si student hoon...jo mujh par chikh rahe ho bolo na.?? mujhe birthday wish bhi nahi kiya..bas tum gussa

kiye jaa rahe ho..!!Vinod

[Vinod says]Maine toh kitna achcha surprise kiya tha..tumhaare liye lekin

tumne hi sab ...khair chodho... !![gehri saasein lekar]

happy birthday[Sonu ko gale lagaata hai sonu bhi gale lag jaati hai aur dono ko muskuraatein hue dikhana hai..they sit hugging each other

for a minute]Sonu

[Dheere se alag hokar]Vinod suno na..?? mujhe dusra waala surprise do na..??

Vinod

Hoon...dusra surprise..???Sonu


Haan dusra wala surprise..yeh wala toh mujhe mila hi nahi..?? ab toh tumhe dusra surprise dena hoga..soch lo mr.

Vinod..thoda romantic wala..??

Vinod

Ek surprise sochne mein toh itni mehnat lagi...!! ab dusra sochne mein naa jaane.. kitni mehnat lagegi...?? aur naya soch

kahan se laaun mein.. naa jaane kitni mehnat lagegi..??Sonu

[Sonu looks at him with a puppy dog expressions and says]Bas..mujhe itna hi pyaar karte ho tum...?? chalo yeh bhi mujhe dekhna tha..aaj dekh liya !!(song line, Dunyan o Duniya tera

jawab nahin)Vinod

[Vinod has no reply for this emoline...he looks at her and then says]

Main dunga na...?? sonu aisa surprise dunga ke tum bhi kya bologi..challenge accepted my dear sonu....

Sonu

[Sonu says]Yaay...!!

[And hugs him excitedly..he looks trapped]Cut..

Sc.No.3/Day/Int/House

Location: Kitchen/Courtyard


Char – Vinod/Kannu/Anju/Dadi/Small baby

[Vinod walks down looking dejected to his courtyard..he pulls out his devi maa ka locket and mutters]

Vinod

[Locket dekhkar]Sonu ke birthday par toh ek achcha surprise toh hona

chahiye...!! devi maa aapne hamesha meri madad ki hai..!! iss baar bhi meri help karna maa.. ki meri sonu khush ho jaaye..!! devi maa mere pass toh koi idea hai hi nahi...ki main kaun sa

surprise use dun??..ab aap hi mujhe raasta dikhaao...??!![Itna kehkar locket andar gale mei rakh leta hai]

[Vinod chalta hua kitchen ki taraf aata hai..anju kitchen mein kuch masaledaar cheez bana rahi hai...jisse dhuwaan uth raha

hai...vinod’s eyes light up]Vinod

[Anju se]Maa itni garmi main kaise kaam karti hai..aap..?? aur itne saare

masale.?? Ohh kya bana rahi hai aap aaj khaane mein..??Anju

[Baaju mein baithi kannu apne bachche ko feeding kara rahi hai..anju usko hara masala deti hai kaatne ko]

Khana banana koi bachchon ka khel nahi hai..haan khana khana wakayi bachchon ka khel hai..khana banana main

aakhein jalti hai...puttar aur haath bhi jalte hain ungliyon se khoon nikal aati hai agar chaku lag jaye to.!!

Dadi

[Chaar paai pe baithi dadi chilla kar kehti hai aur dande se bhi zameen par maarti hai]


Aa puttar idhar aa...wahan dhuwan main khada kya kar raha hai...tu..??aaj aalu matar ki sabzi aur zeere ke daal ban rahi

hai...tera toh favourite hai na puttar..!!Vinod

[Chillakar]Bas biji abhi aata hoon...

[Vinod maa ke paas aakar samosa uthata hai]Maa aapko pata hai aaj kaunsa din hai..??

Anju

Puttar.. mujhe toh saare din ek jaise lage hain...koi naya toh nahi hai kuch aaj..tu hi bata kya baat hai...??!!

Vinod

[Aakhon ko bada karke dheere se]Hai naa maa aaj khaas..!! sonu ka aaj birthday hai!! aapko yaad

nahi hai..??Anju

Are mujhe apna toh birthday yaad rehta hi nahi !! toh sonu ka kaise yaad rakhoongi..??

Dadi

[Dheere se budbuda kar] Bhudi ghodi laal lagaam....!!

[Anju ki taraf dekhkar]Anju

Achcha..!! toh aaj uska birthday hai..!! aur tu chahta hai ke aaj uske birthday mein.. main achche achche pakwaan

banawun..??[Anju looks up at heaven and says]


Maine hi kuch paap kiya hoga..!! maine toh bade maan se tera byaah kiya tha ke.. zindagi ke kuch din araam se...kaatungi

apne marzi se...shopping wopping karoongi...enjoy karoogi life ki.

Dadi

[Chillakar]Abhi tu kaun si meri marzi se zindagi kaat rahi hai..?? saare

hukum toh tu hi karti hai iss ghar mein...badi aayi hai..dukhda rone wali nautanki kahin ki.!!

Anju

Biji...aap toh chup hi raho...!! jale mein namak ka kaam karti ho aap...!! saalon se rasoi mein kaam karte karte mera gora rang

kaala padh gaya..!! socha tha ke bahu ke aane par beauty parlour jaaungi...facial

karaaungi..manicure..pedicure...karaaungi..lekin yahan rasoi ke kalakh se mere daily facial hote rehte hain..!!

Kannu

[Paas khadi kannu anju se kehti hai..apne bacche ka moonh saaf karti hui]

Kahan maa..!! bhabi toh hamesha aapse parlour jaane ki baatein karti hain..!!par aap hi unhe mana kar deti hain...ke nahi jaana parlour warlour..isme bhabi ka kya dosh hai...??

Anju

[Anju furiously puts spices in the kadhai making it sizzle and says]

Are waah..kya nand bhabi ki Jodi hai..!![kalchi achaanak rok kar ]sach teri jaisi fan toh kisi heroine ko bhi nahi mili hogi jaisi tu apni bhabi ki hai..!! jab teri bhabi se itni patti hai toh bacche sambhaalne kyun nahi deti...use??

[Gusse se zor se sabzi ko chalaane lagti hai]


Vinod

Maa chodho na..?? gussa thoda kam kiya kro aap!!gussa sehat ke liye hani karak hai.

Anju

[Kannu ko dekhkar]Har roz pati se ladkar mere paas aa jaati hai...naaz nakhre uthwaane ko !! koi to teri parwah karta nahi..haan chamchi

zaroor ban jaati hai tu..dusron ki..Dadi

[Anju ki baat sunkar]Thik hi toh kannu kehti hai..!! sonu to badi soni kudi

hai...hamari badi aadar samman waali bachchii hai..woh !!anju pehle mujhe kosa karti thi...ab sonu ke peeche padhi hai...ise kisi na kisi ke peeche hi padhe rehne ki aadat lag gayi hai..!! zindagi mein koi kisi ko deta nahi hai..usse lena padta hai...!!

tujhe parlour jaana hai toh jaa..tujhe kisne roka hai...sabko apni faltu baat sunaati naa raha karo..dekh mein toh aaj bhi parlour

jaati hoon isiliye ab tak khoobsurat aur maintain hoon..[Dadi proudly shows off her chakachak saree ]

Anju

[Emotionally says she is stirring in kadhai]Haan..haan...buri toh main hoon..!! aap aur bahu toh enjoy kar

rahi ho..!!.aur main kaam kar- kar ke pisi jaa rahi hoon..aur haan yaad rakhe biji agar.. maine bhi aap dono ki tarah ghar ka

kaam chodh diya na aur enjoy karna shuru kar diya toh..pata nahi kya banega iss ghar ka ?? saara parlour jaana nikal

jaayega..aap dono kaa...Vinod


Are...mummy aap to phir gussa karne lagi !!maine to aapse ek simple sa question kiya tha...aur aap apni mahabharat lekar

baith gayi..aap na bahut jaldi hyper ho jaati ho...??[Anju is still looking annoyed..vinod takes out a cold bottle from

fridge and presses it against her sweaty face]Cool down mummy....cool down..!!

[Anju seems to calm down...]Vinod

[Vinod says]Mummy ..! koi nahi jaan sakta ke.. ek aurat ke dimag mein kya

chal.. raha hota hai..mummy aap hi batao ke aisa kaun sa surprise sonu ko diya jaaye...jisse woh khush ho jaaye...kuch

aapke dimag mein hai..aisa ???Anju

[Kuch sochkar]Mai jaanti hoon tumhe kya dena chahiye...!!

Vinod

[Khushi se] mummy..batao na...kuch idea hai to.??

Anju

Mere babaji ka diya suraksha kavach..!! jo tum pehne ho...tumhe har buraai se galat socho se bachata hai...na yeh.??

tum ek aisa hi suraksha kavach sonu ko bhi dedo woh bhi khush ho jaayegi yeh surprise paakar...pakka.!!

Vinod

[Confused and says]Yeh kaisa gift hai...mummy ..?? suraksha kavach..?? kuch ajeeb

nahi lagega..aisa gift ..dete huye..??


Anju

[Anju shake her karchi at vinod and says]Tu chahta hai na ke tera gift dekh kar woh bahut khush ho

jaaye...toh isse achcha aur kya gift hoga..?? mere hisaab se yeh perfect gift hoga sonu ke liye...!!

Vinod

[Vinod says]Lagta to hai aap sahi keh rahi ho !! mummy...yeh gift sonu ko

pasand aayega aur uska surprise bhi pura hoga..!!Kannu

[Suddenly kannu says]Yeh kaisa gift hua..aur wo bhi surprise gift ..???

[She pulls vinod and wags her finger at him]Itna ghatiya gift tum bhabi ke birthday par doge..?? aisa kaise kar sakte ho tum...?? vinod maloom hai kal maine Sharma and sons mein designer kapde pe sale dekha tha.!! ...tum wahin se bhabi ke liye blue anarkali suite le lena sach...bhabi ko bahut pasand aayega..bilkul up market dress hai....woh bhabhi badi

soni lagengi blue anarkali ke suit main.Vinod

Ok..ok...blue anarkali dress sonu ko yeh pasand aayega chalo yahi thik rahega....

Dadi

[Dadi says]Saari baatein bakwaas..tu idhar aa vinod main tujhe batati

hoon ke bahu ke liye kya sahi rahega...!!


[Vinod walks over to dadi..she grabs his ears and pulls him towards her like she’s telling him a big secret and whispers into

his ears]Dadi

Jab main Lahore chodh rahi thi..tab main sirf 14 baras ki thi...maine apne saare kapde..zevar sab Lahore mein hi chodh

diya tha..lekin ! apne sone ki guniya nahi chodhi thi....[Dadi shows vinod one gold guinea ]

Har ..pati ko apni patni ko sone ki guinea dena chahiye..!! yeh ek tarah ka pyaar wala insurance bhi hai...jo achche bure din

mein saath bhi deta hai...samjha tu..??Vinod

[Vinos nods and says]Baat toh aap sau take ki kah rahi hai..biji !! aapke baton mein bada dum hai...!! sonu ko bhi yeh sone ki guinea bahut pasand aayegi....isse achcha aur surprise kya ho sakata uske liye.. final hua yeh sone ki guinea....!!Baat toh aap bahut logical kar rahi

hain...dadi aapke baton mein badi gehraain bhi chupi hui hai....by god..!!

Anju

[Anju’s dish sizzles with heat and she walles her karchi at vinod]

Ohh tu bakwaas na sun kisiki ...!! sab tera dimag kharab kar rahe hain aur kuch nahi....jaa jaakar suraksha kavach le aa aur

sonu ko de de...!!Kannu

[Kannu vinod ke paas aakar kehti hai]Nahi bhaiyya...bhabi ke liye anarkali hi lena...faltu ke cheezon mei bhabi ke surprise ko barbaad mat kar dena...bhabi ke liye anarkali dress hi laana...kasam se bahut khush hongi bhabhi!!


Dadi

[Daadi hits vinod with her stick and says]Khotte bol diye na..?? sone ki guinea hi laani hai tujhe...sonu ke

liye laani hai...toh laani hi..!![Vinod samajh gaya ke woh 3 aurton ke beech fas kar reh gaya

hai...they started arguing between themselves funnily about what the perfect gift will be..]

Anju

[karchi uthaakar]Tujhe sirf suraksha kavach hi laani hai...

Kannu

Nahi bhaiyya...so boring sirf anarkali suite...Daadi

Sirf guinea puttar dusra kuch bhi nahi...!!Vinod

[V/O] yahan se nikal hi jaana thik rahega..devi maa hi madad karengi..he realizes its futile..vinod grabs his samosa and

exits...]Cut..

Sc.No.4/Day/Int

Location: Outside/Kitchen

Char – Vinod/Vinod’s father/Manohar/Others

[Vinod exits the kitchen looking frustrated...and finds himself face to face with his father manohar...and brother bhairav

hanging behind him...]Bhairav

[Jabs his finger accusingly at vinod and says]


Aapko maloom hai papa...?? bechaare bhaiyya subah se har ek se puchte phir.. rahe hai ki.. bhabi ko kaun..sa gift de...jisse

bhabi aaj surprise ho jaaye..aur toh aur aaj bhaiyya ne bhabi ke liye ek romantic poem bhi likhi thi....(with Punjabi rap)

[Every time bhairav speak ie in Punjabi rap]Vinod

Ae...bol liya na..ab break lagaa apne lambi zubaan ko...shikaayti tattu kahin ka dj bunnu....!!

[Bhairav grins at vinod]Manohar

[Manohar looks at him condescendingly and shakes his head and he says]

Bilkul sahi kah raha hai..pata nahi sher ke ghar memne ne kaise janm le liya hai..?? are kisi Punjabi mard ne kabhi apni

janani ke liye poem likhta hai..kya ?? puttar tu na jananiyon ko nahin jaanta..?? yeh jab sar pe chadhkar dance karegi na..tab

tujhe pata chalega...inhe apne kaabu mein rakhna sikh puttar .!!apni dhauns jamaani padhti hai inn par...warna agar

jananiyon ko ek baar pata lag jaaye ke uska pati gulaam hai toh woh.. phir sherni ban kar dahaadne lagti hain aur pati ko

memna bana deti hain....sambhal ja puttar..abhi waqt hai tere paas...punjabi mard banja nalayak kahin ka..!!

Vinod

[Vinod does a Namaste and says]Papaji aap toh rehne hi do..!! baaton ko kaha se kaha lekar

chale gaye ho aap..!!waise hi life mein bahut confusion hai..aap aur confusion mat badhao..!! jay mata rani..!!

Vinod

[vinod walks and mutters]


‘suraksha kawach, anarkali dress, sone ki guinea..yeh toh dimag ka dahi ban gaya...yaar kya loon?? kya na loon?? dimaag mein toh corfue lag gaya har taraf se rasta band hai kis raaste

ko pakdun samajh mein hi nahi aa raha....kya karoon..??!![He looks at the samosa in his hand..and have an idea...vinod

corridor pe rakha table ke paas khada ho jaata hai...takes out a pen and started writing on it...he writes ‘kavach’ another side

‘dress’ and on other hand ‘guinea’ ] [Vinod pulls out his locket and says]

‘devi maa..ab aap hi batawo main kis raste par chalun sach bolun.. maa mein poori tarah se confuse ho gaya hoon...plzz

meri help kijiye..suraksha kavach laaunga toh kannu aur daadi naraaz ho jaayegi...anaarkali laaunga toh dadi aur mummy

naraaz ho jaayegi..aap kuch aisa raasta dikhaaye ke koi naraaz na ho aur sonu khush bhi ho jaaye...!!

[Vinod has an idea...he spins the samosa on the table...the samosa spins on the table as vinod waits eagerly to see which side it will stop...vinod wathches with eager anticipation and as its about to land..bhairav suddenly pick up the samosa and eats

it]Vinod

[Bahut gusse se]Yeh kya kiya tumne....!! ghadhe meri saari mehnat tumne barbaad kar di stupid kahin ka...bewakoof main tumhen....

Bhairav

[he grins and raps]Ha..ha...samose samosa pe likha hota hai dj bunnu ka naam

yo..yo...aur samose pe likhne wale ka naam vinod hota hai...yo..yo...bhayya ji..yo..yo[He laughs and runs away]

Vinod19

Dialogues written By Qurratul Ain Mehboob: - 7738855181/9619042523

[vinod annoyed looks at the locket in his neck and says]‘sach devi maa...aap bhi na mere saath kya khel, khel rahi hain...!! aap ko toh maloom hi hai ke main kitna pareshaan

hoon...aur ek aap ho jo mera saath na dekar paapiyon ka saath de rahi hain...

[Vinod shake his head and says]Chalo...teeno hi gift le aata hoon..koi na koi toh nishaane pe lagegi hi...sona aur dress toh aurton ki pehli choice hoti hi

hai..!!Cut..

Sc.No.5/Day/Morning/Int

Location: Vinod’s bedroom

Char – Vinod/Sonu/Kannu/Anju

[Vinod walks into his room with three packets..sonu is working on the mixie..outside kannu calls anju to the window and says]

Kannu

Mummy jaldi idhar aawo dekho vinod bhaiyya gift dene waale hai sonu bhabi ko...itne saare gift lekar aaye hai....!!

[Anju rushes over to watch from the window]Sonu

[Sonu sees gift and squeels with delight and says]Itne saare gift mere liye..?? wow...batao na vinod...sab mere

liye hain...??Vinod

[Vinod grins and says]Haan yaar bilkul yeh saare gift tumhaare liye hi hai..!! .inhe

khologi nahi..??


Sonu

[Sonu jumps up and down eagerly]Haan.haan...mere hain toh main hi kholungi na...!!

[She started unwrapping the gifts like an exited child.she looks at the suraksha kavach, the anarkali dress, the guinea...

Vinod

[Vinod smugly says]Sonu..Kisi aurat ko aur kya chahiye zindagi mein..?? sabse

pehle zindagi mein dua ya aashirwaad ki zaroorat hoti hai..aur woh aashirwaad tumhe kavach dega..!! jo tumhe buri nazron

buri balaao se bachayega yaani use paas hi nahi aane dega..!! dusra aurat ko chahiye khoobsurti saaj shringaar...?? .jo use khoobsurat kapdo se hota hai...jaise yeh anaarkali tum ise

pahan kar kitni khoobsurat lagogi yeh mere dil se pucho...!![Sonu vinod ki baton ko sunkar thoda sharmaati hai...]

Aur yeh jo teesra ?? jo aurat ko chahiye woh hota hai...mann ki shanti...tumhen mann ki shanty yeh sone ki guinea degi..jab

tak yeh sone ki guinea tumhaare paas rahegi..tumhen mann ki shanti rahegi...yeh tumhaari saari problem solve ho gayi..!! abb

batao mera gift kaisa laga..??Sonu

[Sonu looks at vinod amazed and says]Wow..vinod mujhe toh yakeen hi nahi aa raha ke..tum mere liye

itna kar sakte ho..?? mere liye jyotish bhi ban gaye...!! sach mein kaise tumse thanks kahun mere paas words hi nahi

hai...thanks kahne ke liye .Vinod

[Vinod smugly laughs and says]


Words nahi hai toh kisi dusre tarah se thanks kar do..tum toh jaanti hi ho..ke main.. kitni dur ki sochta hoon...!!

Sonu

Tumne kya kaha mere samajh mein nahi aaya...?? anyway yeh saare gifts mujhe bahut pasand aaye hain...yeh mere life ke

best gifts hai...i love you vinod..!! [She holds his hands and jumps in excitement]

Anju

[Suddenly anju and kannu battle in arguing..anju says]Bahu tu bata tujhe sabse zaada achcha gift kiska laga..??

mujhe pata hai..mera suraksha kavach laga na..??Sonu

[Apni saas aur nand ki baatein sunkar sonu chauk jaati hai..phir kehti hai.]

Mummy ji ! Aapka gift !matlab main samjhi nahi..??Kannu

aur bhabi maine anarkali ka idea diya tha...bolo na bhabi dress pasand aayi...aapko ..??

Sonu

[Gusse se]Achcha...!!Anarkai ka tumhaara idea tha..??

Anju

[Anju bossily says]Are iski baatein chodd pehle yeh bata suraksha kavach kaisi lagi..tujhe ?? yeh kavach teri hifazat karega...aur aur..yeh jo tere fizul kharche hai na..usme lagaam lagegi isliye maine

vinod ko tere liye suraksha kavach lane kaha tha..!!


Sonu

[Sonu rolls her eyes sonu looks at kannu and says]Aur aur..yeh sone ki guinea yeh bhi tera idea tha..kya..??

Kannu

Nahi bhabi sone ki guinea ka idea toh dadi ne diya tha...!! sirf anaarkali ke dress ka mera idea tha...!!

Sonu

[Sonu says with a smile]Sach bahut khoobsurat gifts hai yeh saare...!!

Kannu

Bhabi ..! main yeh anarkali dress borrow kar loon plzzz maine hi ise dekha tha shop mein..

Sonu

Haan..haan..kyun nahi ..!!tera hi to idea tha na..le ja tu hi rakhle...!!Kannu

[Kannu sequels in delight and runs off with the dress]Ohh..Thank you bhabi you are so sweet....!!

Anju

[Anju says with an excitement]Main bhi yeh.. kavach le lun..matlab dikha du sabko..??

Sonu

[She hands the kavach and guinea to anju and says]Yeh bhi leke jaiye..daadi ko bhi toh unka gift dikhana

chahiye..kyun vinod..??.[Anju exits with the kavach and the guinea]


Vinod

[Vinod looks at sonu and says]Haan..haan kyun nahin ?? Dekha sonu sab kitne khush hain apne gifts se...sabke chehre pe khushi dekh kar.. man kitna

khush hua hai na..??Sonu

[She snaps]Vinod ..Mujhe tumhaare gifts nahi chahiye...!!

Vinod

[Vinod confused]Matlab..!! nahi chahiye...main nahi samjha tum kya bol rahi

ho?? abhi toh tum bahut khush thi.!! Ab kya hua..??Sonu

[Gusse se]Haan..main khush thi ..!! lekin ab nahi hoon...!!tumne mujhe dhoka diya hai...vinod main tumhe kabhi maaf nahi karungi..i

hate you..vinod..i hate you !!Vinod

[Vinod shocked]Dhoka..ohh madam...yeh kya...anaap shanaap bake jaa rahi ho...?? abhi toh tum keh rahi thi...ke yeh zindagi ke sabse

acche gifts hai.tumhaare liye...!! sach aurat ko koi nahi samajh paaya..pal main masha pal main tola..wah rab tusi great ho..kya cutpiece bnaya hai tumne aurat ke naam par !!

Sonu

Koi samjhe ya na samjhe..tum toh kabhi nahi samajh paaoge...yeh jo saare gifts tumne diye hai na...darasal yeh gifts


tumne nahi balki dadi, mummyji aur kannu ne diye hain...suna tumne ...???

Vinod

[baat ko sambhalte huye bola]Tumhe pareshaani iss baat ki hai ki idea kiska tha..??tum bhi na

yaar?? bachchon jaisi harkat karti ho...!! aam khao ped se matlab mat rakho...gifts laaya toh maine hai na..apne paison

se...!! bhaad mein jaane do baaki sab baatein..mujhe khushi iss baat ki hai ke gifts tumhen pasand aayen..!! thats it..

Sonu

[Sonu explodes with anger and says]Mujhe gifts se kuch fark nahi padta hai...afsos mujhe iss baat ka

hai...ke gift dete waqt tumne mere baare mein zara bhi nahi socha..bas saare mohalle ki panchayat bula li ke jo idea

tumlogon ke paas hai mujhe de do kyunki maai apna samay sonu ke gift lene ke liye barbaad nahin karna chahta.!!

Kyun .yahi socha hoga na tumne..bolo..??Vinod

[Vinod annoyed and says]Are pehle bata deti ki tumhe gift nhi sirf soch chahiye thi...toh main sirf soch hi leta...mere paise bhi bach jaate...aur mera

kaam bhi ho jaata...!!Sonu

[Gusse se]Meri mummy ne mujhe samjhaya tha,, ke mat kar love

mairrage..punjabi typical ladke se...aur woh bhi teacher..kabhi nahi banegi tumhaari..par maine kaha ke vinod se shaadi nahi

ki toh balcony se kud jaaungi...!! aur 1 floor se kud bhi gayi...poore ek mahine plaster ke saath rahi..maine yeh sab tumhaare liye kiya..par afsos ho raha hai..kyun kiya.. kyun kiya ...kyun nahi mummy ki baat suni...tumne mujhe kya


diya..dhoka, fareb aakhir tumhaari asliyat mere saamne aa hi gayi na..??.shaadi ke baad tum wahi ghise peete...punjabi mard

ban gaye na...tumhaara mann badal gaya...mujhse.Vinod

[Vinod annoyed]Are yeh kya...kya bole jaa rahi ho tum..?? mann mera badla

hai...?? badal toh tum gayi ho...kabhi saaf saaf baatein ki mujhse jab dekho toh jhagda karti rehti ho...baat baat par main koi jyotish ya antaryaami nahi hoon baby ki tumhaare dil ke har

ek raaz ko jaan jaawun..are main toh aaj tak yeh nahi jaan paaya ki tum chahti kya ho..??

Sonu

[Gusse se]Mere hi birthday par mujhpar hi bhadak rahe ho...??galti tumne ki aur daant bhi mujhe rahe ho...?? tum meri khushi chahte hi

nahi ho...bass drama karte ho...!!Vinod

Main drama kyun kroonga ..Are...galti tumhaari !! aur blame mujhe kar rahi ho..?? maine toh tumhaari khushi ke liye yeh

sab kuch kiya tha..!!Sonu

[But sonu is on a rol now]Haan..haan..saari galti toh meri hi thi..main hi sabse idea le rahi thi..na..?? kyunki tum toh ek mahaan professor ho aur

main jaahil bewakoof aurat hoon...!!Vinod

Dekho ladna hai toh logically lado..maine tumhe aisa kuch nahi kaha hai jisse tumhe dukh ho....thats it.

Sonu


[Sonu cuts him off]‘tumhaara toh har logic hi dhoka hai...Hamesha..logic ki baat

karte ho..??Vinod

kya..???Sonu

[Sonu says angrily]Jab kehte ho mujhse pyaar karte ho woh tumhaara dhoka

hai...!!phere lete huye kaha tha tumhaara janmon tak khayaal rakhuga !! woh bolna tumhaara dhoka tha !! aur jab surprise maanga toh tumne kya diya..?? tumne usme bhi mujhe dhoka diya.. yeh jo poori shaadi hai na.. sirf dhoke pe tikee hai aur

yeh shaadi hi dhoka hai.. samjhe tum mr.dhokebaaz. Vinod

[Vinod blankly says]Dhoka to ab mera dimaag hi de raha hai..ke maine kitni badi

galti ki...Sonu

[Talks in between]Shaadi karke yahi na kehna chaah rahe ho na..???

Vinod

Are..nahi yeh waala line nahi woh gift waala line bolo..gift laakar maine galti ki..i did very big mistake..

Sonu

Ab main ek dhokebaaz ke saath ek pal nahi reh sakti..!!.aur apni baaki zindagi bhi ek dhokebaaz ke saath barwaad karna nahi chahti...!!main tumhe aur tumhare ghar chodh kar apni


mummy ke paas jaa rahi hoon.!! ek dhokebaaz ke saath nahi rehna...mujhe.!!

[Sonu starts walking]Vinod

[Vinod block her path and says]Arrey..sonu yeh tum kya kar rahi ho..by God mera aisa koi

iraada nahi tha..jisse tumhe hurt ho...tum gusse mei badi galti karne jaa rahi ho...plzzz thande dimaag se socho...

Sonu

[Aakhein nikal kar]Achcha toh ab tum mujhe samjhaaoge ke kya sahi aur kya

galat hai..?? main tumhaari koi bakwas si student nahi hoon jise tum kuch bhi ulti seedhi baatein padha do.!! .are haan main toh

bhul hi gayi.. ke tum ek mard ho...!! tum kabhi koi galti kar hi nahi sakte...!! tumhe hi sab pata rehta hai kya sahi hai kya

galat...??Vinod

[Vinod is beginning to get annoyed]Are...yaar...maine yeh kab kaha ke main mard hoon..yeh toh tumne hi mujhe kayi baar bataya ke main handsome mard

hoon....!!Sonu

Par kehna toh yahi chaah rahe the naa tum!! ke tum mard ho tum mujh par zulm karo mujh par sitam karo.. yahi kaam hai

na..typical mardon ka.ab kahoge main aurat hoon mujhe tumse iss tarah baat nahi karna chahiye....dukh peena chahiye gham khaana chahiye bahas nahi karna chahiye..bolo..bolo yahi sab

kehna chaah rahe the na tum mujhse..???Vinod


[Shouts angrily]Are bhaad mein jaaye yaar yeh dhoka fareb...

[Sonu is taken aback]Vinod

Bada socha tha..!! apni sonu ko surprise dena hai 2 din se laga hoon.. tumhaare birthday surprise ke liye...aakhir tum chahti

kya ho..?? sir kaat ke plate par saja dun aur bolun yeh lo madam ab aap cake ki jagah is sar ko hi kaato...haa bura hoon main bahut bura..!! nahi samjhta na tumhen..?? toh ek kaam

karo na..yeh yeh...[Looks around for something to pickup] mixie uthaate hain aur isse mera sar phodte hain...lo..lo..maaro na

mujhe dekh kya rahi ho..mujhe..??[Sonu falls silent....vinod holds the mixie toward her...calm

down a bit]Sonu

Tum mixie se mujhe marna chahte ho na...mera hisaab baraber kar dena chahte ho na..?? bolo..??

Vinod

[Aakhein nikal kar]Kya matlab hai yaar tumhaara..?? main kyun maarunga

tumhe...? kya ho gaya hai tumhe..??Sonu

[Afsos se]Tum bhi wahi typical Punjabi mard hi nikle na..?? sach ab toh

main tumhe sach much main chodh kar jaa rahi hoon...!!Vinod

[Vinod founded dumb and says]


Matlab.?? Abhi tak tum serius nahi thi mazaak kar rahi thi..mujhse !! mujhe dara rahi thi..??

[Sonu walks away and slans the door of the bedroom shut...vinod stands there staring at the door..]

Vinod

[HE screems]Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahh..

[IN frustration]CUT..

Sc.No.6/Ext/Night

Location: Street

Char – Vinod/Girl

Vinod

[Vinod is driving on his bike muttering to himself angrily]maine dhoka diya hai sonu ko...main jisse itna pyaar karta hoon...sonu tum kya jaogi mujhe choddkar...?? balke main

tumhen chodh kar jaa raha hoon...!![In front of him one girl is driving suv...going slowly in the

middle of a narrow bridge..]Vinod

[Vinod blows his horn..look annoyed]Side de do devi ji....saare jahan mein aap logon ka hi toh raaj

hai...ghar main bhi ..baahar main bhi..har jagah aap deviyan hi hain..yahan wahan..!!

[He shouts]


[The girl is talking and laughing on her phone]Vinod

[Vinod mutters]Aajkal sharafat ka zamaana hi nahi raha...bhalaai karne jawo

toh buraai milta hai...by god.[The girl vrooms ahead..vinod lost in his thoughts..spred ups behind her...the girl is giving a right indicator...and suddenly

she turns left]Vinod

[He shouts]Are..galat indicator dab gaya.kya..??by god marwaaogi

kya...aaj..??[Suddenly he looks in front of him...a street light he tries to

avoid it and nearly crashes in to the railing breaks inches away from it..he heaves with an anger]

Cut..

Sc.No.7/Ext/Temple/Night

Location:Mandir

Char – Vinod/Other people’s

[Vinod is in a temple with big...oversized bells hanging]Vinod

[Vinod looks at an idol of devi maa and says]Khush toh bahut hongi na tum..?? aaj meri zindagi ka mazaak jo

bana hai...jise main itna pyaar karta hoon...usne mujhe dhokebaaz kaha typical Punjabi mard kaha...kitni naa


insaafi ki aapne mujhe mard banake..mujhe mard kyun banaya..aapne ?? mard mein toh shamta hi nahi hoti aurat ko sambhaalne ki...ke aurat kya sochti hai..?? kya kehna chahti hai..?? agar aurat kehti hai ki thik hoon..toh iska

matlab hai ki woh gusse mein hai...agar kahe ki sach sach batau kaisi lag rahi hoon..toh iska matlab hua ki jhooti taarif karoon...aur agar kahe ki jo man mein hai..wahi

karo..toh uska matlab hai wahi karna jo main kahun!! ..aur agar kehti hai ki bas 2 minute mein ready hoti hoon..toh samajh lo ek ghanta kahin nahi gaya...tayyari main..! aur jab kuch nahi kehti toh samajh lo ke uske mann mein itna

kuch hai ki woh sochti hai ki kaha se shuru karein...!! aapne banaya hi aise aurton ko....jo indicator baaye ka

deti hai aur turn daayen... hoti hai..! aapne aurton ko aisa banakar mard ko barbad kar diya..zulm sehne ko bebas kar diya...jiski saza ham roz bhugatte hain...sabko lagta

hai mard ko dard nahi hota...are mard toh dard se hi bana hai...kahin dard ko bhi dard hua hai kabhi...!! sach bahut dard deti hai yeh aurtein...!! par aap kyun sunengi meri

takleef..kyunki aapne aaj saabit kar diya hai..ke aap cheating karti ho..woh isliye ke aap bhi toh ek aurat hi ho

maa...aap bhi unke hi side ho...[Vinod stops heaving with effort..suddenly he hears someone

sniffing..he turns around and see the pandit with tears in his eyes]

Pandit

Bhai ji aap ekdam sahi keh rahe ho...main bhi yahi se do chaar hoon..aapki kahani bhi meri kahani jaisi hai...

[Vinod hears applause..he turns and sees there are five six other guys standing there they also looked ..moved]

Man 1

Mere saath bhi yahi ho raha hai...Man 2


Sahi bol rahe hai aap ji...Man 3

Meri bhi yahi story hai...[They all started clapping for him]

Vinod

[Vinod turns to look at god and says]Dekha aapne !! duniya mein har mard ka yahi haal hai..!!dard

ke saath jeeta hai..aur dard ke saath hi marta hai.. !! aur agar aapne saare mardon se munh modh liya hai toh aaj main bhi aapse munh modh leta hoon...ab kabhi munh

nahi dikhaaunga aapko..!!Treatments

[Vinod dramatically hits the bell..sends it swinging forward and then he turns his face to god and turns around and stand facing the other way with his hands folded all the guys looked at him and marvel..look impressed with him]

Treatments

Vinod shrugs the bell that he has sent swinging forward comes swinging back and dhadaam hits him on the back of his

head...vinod gets down like a light crumples to the floor..and the pandit rushes to him..

To be continued

Sc.No.8/int/palace/minute a later

Location:Any place

Char – Vinod/apsara

Fade in from black a female voice.Apsara


Vinod utho na ..?? utho vinod ..Vinod opens his eyes ..he sees a sexy ..apsara who is a crading

him in is arms ..stroking his hair..Vinod

[vinod smiles and says]kitna khubsurat sapna hai..?? kaash ye sapna na ho kar hakikat hota...kaash ye sapna kabhi...khatam na ho..(vinod is in a place

which is done up like its set from a mytho serial )Apsara

[the apsara laughs seductively and says]vinod... main koi sapna nahi..hakikat hoon...

Vinod

[vinod grins and say]chal jaa..jhuthi..agar ..tum..sapna..nahi..ho..to main..tumhen

chuloon....?? !!Apsara

[apsara says]kya...??Vinod

Agar tum sapna hogi to tum gayeb ho jawogi ...aur sapna nahi ho..to yahin mere pass rahogi...

Apsara

[apsara smiles and turn the face ]chulo ...mujhe..main gayeb nahi hoongi...chuwo..??

Treatment no.1


vinod reaches out his hand and touchs her cheek ..he react like an electric current went through him.

Vinod

Are...tum gayeb nahi huyi..?? are yaar tum to full original ho....realy..yaani asli ho..

Apsara

Realy..Vinod

Tum koun ho...?? aur mere pass kyun aayi ho..??Apsara

[with smile]main ..roopwati hoon.devi maa ki sahayika..hoon main

tumhari madad ko aayi hoon..Vinod

(Hairat se) sahayika..??meri madad ko..?? main kuch samjha nahin..??

Apsara

(apsara with smile) sahayika ..matlab..secretory..jise tumhare bhasha main kaha

jata hai ..mujhe devi ne tumhari madad ko bheja hai...ye kahne ke liye ...ke tumhari...arzi manzoor kar li gayi hai...

Vinod

Arzi..?? maine koun si arzi bheji thi..??main kuch bhi nahin samajh paa raha ke, aap kahna kya chah rahin

hain..mujhse ?Apsara

(the apsara smiles and says)


yahi..shikayat..thi..na..tumhen?? ..ke tum aurton ki dil ki baaten nahin samajh paate..jis wajah se tum devi maa se bhi

naaraz ho gye..?? yahi wajah thi na..??Vinod

(sar hila kar) haan..main..naaraz tha..

Apsara

(apsara holds his locket in her hand and says) abb se.. jab bhi tum devi maa.. ke iss locket ko ghisoge.. to

tumhe aurton.. ke dil ki saari baton.. ka pata chal jayega....aur unke saari baaten tumhe ...sunayi dengi.

Vinod

(hairat se dekhta hai) ye kya kah rahin hain app...?? aisa kaise ho sakta hai ke

main dil ki baaten sun loonga..Apsara

(apsara with smile) haan...haan.. buddhu..ye devi maa ka locket hai..isse sab kuch ho..sakta hai...lekin ek baat yaad rakhna...ye shakti

agar tumhari ..zindagi bna sakti hai..to tumhaari..zindagi..tabaah bhi kar sakti hai..!! achcha abb

main chalti hoon..??Vinod

(vinod little sorry says) aap ja rahin hain ..?? phir aap kab ayengi..??!!

Apsara

(with smile)


tum pareshaan na ho..jab tum chahoge ...main tumhare pass rahoongi

Treatment no.2

suddenly everything goes fuzzy ..vinod hears a voice saying ‘vinod utho naa.??Treatment no.3

we cuts to the mandir ..vinod is sleeping in the pandit arms...he mumbles..nahi..main..nahi..uthna..chahta ’’reaches

out and touch the pundits face and then open his eyes ..looks at pundits and his shocked gets up with a start.

Sc.No.9/int/evening/vinod house

Location:home kitchen

Char – Vinod/sonu

Treatments vinod walks in to his home.sees sonu in the kitchen.

There he sees sonu busy in cooking.she stops when she hears him ..turns around and sees him .they both look at each others

and them..she loudly goes back to cooking.claging the utensils ..loudly to express her anger.

Vinod

(Vinod looks at sonu and says) tum gayi nahi ..ghar chorh kar..?? tum to..? jane wali thi...??

irada badal gya kya..??Sonu

Koi irada nahi badla hai..!! sabse wada jo kiya tha ..ke apne birthday par gujrati khana banawoongi...wahi kar rahi

hoon..bass abb kheer banani rah gayi hai..uske baad mera kaam khatm ..phir main chali jawoongi..


Vinod

(has kar) isi bahane tumne mujhe apna schedule bata diya...

Sonu

Aisi khushfahmi main mat rahna..(sonu goes back to work vinod stand there)

Vinod

(he looks at his locket and says) dekhta hoon woh apsara sapna thi yaa sach!! Abhi pata chal

jayega..kitna hakikat kitna fasana..??Treatments

vinod rubsthe locket ..suddenly..he hears.Sonu

(v/o) kutta ,kamina,lafanga,behaya...!!Vinod

(vinod jumps back in shock..) kya..kya..kaha abhi tumne..mujhe..??

Sonu

(sonu staresot him angrily and says) jawo na..? mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni..!! plzz..dont disturb..me and don’t waste my time..mere dheron kaam

padhen hain..!!(she goes back to work)Vinod

(vinod mutters shockd.) yaani ki sonu ki..mann ki baat ..main sun..raha hoon..sonu

mere bare main..aisa sochti hai..??(again vinod hears her voice)


Sonu

(v/o) ye kamina doodhwala apne aap ko pata nahi kya samajhta hai.? malayi wali doodh lane ko kaha tha ..kamina

paani main doodh mila kar le aaya ..buddha kahin ka.Vinod

(heaves a sigh of relief) ohh..to madam ka khyal doodh wale ke sath bhi wahi hai..jo mere saath hai..thanks devi..maa.!!(again vinod hears her

voice.)Sonu

(v/o) ye kutta doodh wala bhi na..?? bilkul vinod ke jaisa hai..dhokebaaz kahin ka..!!ye saare ke saare mard ek jaise

hoten hain, chahe doodh wala ho yaa...professor.!!Vinod

(Reacts) kyaa..?? (again vinod hears her voice)

Sonu

(v/o) mere mammy papa iss din kitna khush rahte then...!! kitna dhmaal ham sab karte then ..mammy papa aaj main aap

logon ko bahut miss...kar rahi hoon. kitne pyare din the woh..kaash... woh din phir se aa jaten.mujhe princess ki tarah aap logon ne rakha tha.aaj dekho..aapki princess ka kya haal ho gya hai..yahan kisi ko meri koi fikr nahi hai..ek faltu chiz ki

tarah main yahan padhi hoon...Vinod

vinod hears her thoughts and looks thoughtfull. (V/O then he suddenly says likes he has had an idea)

abb samajh gya mujhe kya...karna..meri aankhen khul gayi hain..abb.!!


( sonu looks at him wondering what he is on about..he goes to her and says with swagger.)

abhi bhi tumhare birthday khatm hone main kuch der hai ..abb tumhare liye kya karta hoon..bass tum dekhti jana..uske baad

tumhe kahin..jana hai chali jana.. tumhari marzi.!![he walks away swagger.she wonders whats gotten into him]

Cut to.

Sc.No.10/int/night/vinod house

Location: vinod house

Char – Vinod/sonu/anju/romila/sonu /father/daadi/kannu/gullu.

[sonu is angrily dusting the house with ferocity .vinod checs his watch impatiently.]

Anju

(anju tells vinod)aye..vinod...tu dekh raha h..?? bahu kitne gusse main ghar ki

safayi kar rhi..hai!!kya use ladayi huyi hai teri..??Vinod

(with smile) karne do mammy isi bahane ghar ki safayi to ho jaa rhi hai..!!

Anju

(gusse se )


tu bhi na..nalayak..ka..nalayak hi rahega..aaj uska birthday hai puttar ..aaj to use na sata ..

Vinod

(has kar ) are mammy main kahan sata raha hoon use..!! aabhi na bas aap dekhti jawo aage..aage hota hai kya..?? abhi jo uske face pe gussa hai na..?? woh kaise smile main convert ho jayega..

jaadu ki tarah aap bas dekhna..!!

[the bell rings vinod doesn’t open it despite standing next to the other door anju is going to open it but vinod stop her ]

Sonu

(sonu looks him angrily and says)haan..haan..abb darwaza bhi to mujhe hi kholna padega..na..?? zar kharid gulaam jo hoon iss ghr ki ..bade..bade..log jo rahte

hain iss mahal main..!!(muttring loudly she goes to the door..and suddenly a burst of gujrati music ..her parents come

in with some dholak anda tabla walaas dancing and singing happy birthday to you in gujrati...

Sonu

(sonu looks at them shockd) mammy papa...aap..!! yahan..??

Romila

(romila says) haan my dear ham aa gaye ..tumhe surprise dene..!!lekin ye kya haal bana rakha hai ..tumne?? ye bakwas se dress pahan rakha hai...kahin se bhi birthday girl nahi nazar aa rhi ho..?? apne khas din par aise kapde pahne jaate hain..?? very..bad

beta..!!


Sonu

(sonu selfconciosly adjust her dress and she ask) ye sab chodhiye ..pahle ye batayen aap log yahan kaise..??! aur aapne kuch bataya bhi nahi ke aap log yahan aane wale

ho..??Father

(father says)are ..meri gudiya ham yahin..panjab main hi the..!! ek charity

functhion ke liye yahan aaye huye the..phir jamayi raja ka phone aa gya ke, tu hamare bina bahut udaas hai.. hamen miss kar rahi hai..aur waise bhi aaj tera janam din hai..aaj to hamen aana hi tha..tu khush nahi hai kya...?? itne sawaal kyun kar rahi

hai..tu??Sonu

(sonu looks around the vinod and says) vinod ..tumne mammy papa ko yahan bulaya hai..??!

Vinod

Haan maine bulaya hai inhe..kyunke maine dekha tum mummy papa ko bahut miss kar rahi thi !! aur apne birthday ke din

bahut udas ho to maine socha ..mummy papa kuch din yahin ruke hamlogon ke pass .tumhare liye isse bada koi surprise

nahi hoga.. jab mammy papa tumhare saath honge..sahi socha na..maine?? aaj ka celebration dhamakedaar hoga..kaisa laaga

mera surprise..??sonu doesn’t say anything.

Vinod

Chalo abb party shuroo karte hain..!! (he clics his hand)Treatments


the courtyard gets lite up mirchi lights ..the whole family gatherd there and shawts happy birthday dj bunnu is singing

some nonsence Punjabi rap .sonu looks taken a back ..manoher is dancing with a drink his hands.

Treatments

sonu parents take her to the party ..every one is having a good time ..sonu still shockd..vinod looks at the scene and is

enjoyingand smiling...he hears voice.Apsara

Kaafi kamal ki party hai..!!(the apsara is standing next to him)

Vinod

Arey aap yahan..?? aye na..?? koi cold drinks..??Apsara

(the loughs and says)nahi..nahi..main ye sab nahi piti..main to ye dekhne aayi hoon ke tumhe di gyi divya shakti se tumhari zindagi main badlaw kaisa aaya hai dekho sare log kitne khush lag rahe hain..aur

sabse zyada to mujhe tum khush lag rahe ho..?? kyun sahi kah rahi hoon na main..??

Vinod

100 taka sahi..kaha aapne!! sach divya shakti ne to meri poori life hi badal di..main kaise aapka shukriya ada karoon samajh

main nahi ..aa rha ..!! ye meri berang zindagi main..jhilmil..sitare chamakne lage hain.Maine kabhi sapne

main bhi nahi socha tha ke main apni biwi ke dil ki baat ko soon pawoonga..sach aap nahi janti aaj main kitna khush hoon..aur

dekhiye ghar wale bhi kitne khush nazar aa rahe hain..??Apsara


(with smile)vinod aurat ke dil main kya hota hai.. use janne main aur

samajhne main.. bada fark hota hai..!! tumhe pakka yakeen ho gya hai ke tum aurat ko jaan gye ho..??

Vinod

(with smile)100 percent..jaan gya hoon!! Meri sonu bahut..bahut khush

hai..aur mujhe kya chahiye!!Apsara

Tumhe pakka yakeen hai ke..tumhari biwi khush hai...??Vinod

(vinod frowns and look at sonu...and says ) matlab..??

(he asks the apsara but she has disappeard) vinod walks to sonu

Gullu

(gullu comes with a camera and says) oye yaar vinod zara idhar aa!! mere yaar chal khada ho ja!!

bhabhi ke saath teri sodhi si tasweer leta hoon..!!Vinod

Are yaar neki..aur pooch...pooch.?? khich le jitni photo tujhe nikalni hai..!!

Sonu

Are mujhe koi photo shoto nahi nikalwaniGullu


Kya bhabhi aap bhi na dil todne waali baten karti ho..!! by god..kitni pyari photo ayegi na, aap dekhti rah jawogi..!!sonu and vinod stand together .gullu takestheir photo.

Vinod

(vinod looks at sonu smiles and says) kar diya na poora maine tumhara challenge. de diya na..??

tumhe sabse bada surprise..!! khushi se tum kitni khubsurat aur romantic lag rahi ..tumhe mallom hai..?? sonu khush ho

na..mere surprise se,,??Sonu

(sonu nods) hooonn.

Treatments

she smile for the camera..as gullu click away,vinod looks at her umsurely suspects something is up..rubs his hand on his

locket..suddenly ,he hears sonus angry voice.Sonu

(v/o) aaj to vinod ne bewakoofi ki had paar kar di ..iss huliye main, main use khubsurat aur romantic nazar aa rahi hoon..iss

huliye main kamine gullu ..ne bhi meri photo khich li..kitna bakwas lagoongi main pohoto main..vinod ki aankhen iss kadar

kamzor hai main nahi janti thi ..andha kahin ka..!!vinod itna nalayek niklega maine kabhi nahi socha tha..meri to kismet hi

phot gayi ..{vinod looks shockd}.

Gullu

(gullu says)


abe saale smile kar ...tu aise khada hai jaise koi horror film dekh raha...abe sahi time pe sahi reaction to de..!!tere reaction

purs negative main jar aha hai..Vinod

Are reaction sahi hai...aisa sun ke aur kaise reaction honge yaar..tu bata..?? ab main tumhari bhabhi ki tarah ek hi time

main do alag reaction kaise de sakta hoon..??Gullu

Yaar ..Tu kya bol raha hai ..!! main kuch samjha nahi..?? achcha chal smile kar tere reaction na thode negative ho rahe

hain bhabhi ke jaisa reaction la..!!Sonu

(v/o sonus voice says ) bina mujhse pooche mere mummy papa ko bulaya ..ye professor apne aap ko samajhta kya. hai..?? aur to aur bulane ke baad mujhe btaya bhi nahi ke mummy papa

aane wale hain..meri kitni insult huyi mummy ke samne ..mummy ko to abb mouka mil gya ...ab har chiz main nuks nikalengi..by god ye bewakoof professo ne mummy ke samne meri poori image ka janaza nikal kar rakh diya..agar

mujhe ye bewakoof ..bata deta to main achche se saj sawanwar jaati, ghar ko bhi thik se saja leti..hay re meri kismet maine kisse shadi kar li..mummy kahengy ke..maine mana kiya tha na... ye typical Punjabi se shadi karne ko ..abb bhugat.!! itni

badi surprise party main mujhe aise hi dhakel diya..akal naam ki to chiz nahin hai ..iske khopdi main sirf gober bhara hai..aur wo bhi bhains wala...mujhe iss huliye main mummy papa ne

dekh kar kya socha hoga..ke mujhe naukrani bana kar iss ghar main rakha gya hai...meri izzat ki aisi ki taisi kar ke rakh di

professor tumne.Reactions

vinod is looking at her and very shockd and now.Gullu

(gullu says )


oye yaar vinod!! abb ek photo teri saari ladies ke saath leta hoon..!!

[now daadi,anju,romila and kannu all stand crowding around vinod ..they are smiling complimenting each other ].

AnjuHaan ...apne bachche ke saath mainu bhi photo nikal de

gullu..bada mehnat kiya hai aaj isne..Romila

Jamayi raja ki to baat hi nirali hai kya party di hai..sonu ke liye.!!Daadi

Mera puttar bada syana hai..sab janta hai..kise kya dena hai..jite rah puttar..!!

KannuSach bhayya..tumne to kamala hi kar diya..main bhi bhabhi ke

liye aisi hi party chahti thi..[but he can now hear their voices it feels like he is standing in the middle surrounding by a chakravyuh of theirthroughts that

are flying at him hard and fast]Anju

(v/o anju is thinking) kaisa nalayak hai mera puttar..koi samdhiyon ko bhi apne ghar

main rakhta hai..kya.?? kaise in balawon ko sambhaloongi main..hay re mera bewakoof beta.thoda mujhse hi pooch leta

bulane se pahle..rah gya na bewakoof ka bewakoof.??Romila

(v/o romila is thinking)main jaanti hoon jamayi babu..tum jitni bhi flop acting kar lo..ye

mujhe pata hai..meri beti iss..ghar main..tum logon ke saath bilkul khush nahi hai..hay meri naazon pali bachchi ka kya haal kar diya hai..ye typical Punjabi ne..sabke chehre ke piche piche

ek villain chupa hai..yahan hay re meri bachchi...kya fatehal


main meri bachchi ko rakha hai jamayi babu tumne meri bachchi ko..!!

Kannu(v/o kannu is looking at vinod and thinking)

wah...bhayi..wah..apni biwi ki dil ki saari baten jaan lete ho..?? lekin apni bahan ke awaz ko nahi sun sake ...mere liye ek

anarkali nahi laa sakte the...haan mere liye kyun lawoge..main koun hoon tumhari..??

Daadi(v/o daadi is thinking)

inn khoton ke saath toh full family darama chalne wala hai..agle hafte tak..!! puttar bali to teri hi chadhne wali hai..abb jaisa

tune kiya..hai..waisa tujhe bharna hi padega.. zara mujhse hi pooch leta ..!!

[ vinod is horrified as he hears all the voices around him ...tries to shut his ears ].

Vinod(vinod mutters)

yaar ye maine kya kar diya..?? inke mann ki baton ko sunkar main aur problem main padh gaya..abb to meri zindagi

main ..problem khatam nahi..balke double hone wali hai..main to boori tarah fas gaya..!! yaaa rab mainu bachaw.

[ all the womens smile for the photo ..but vinod is trapped between them ,with his hand on his ears ..looking horrified...]

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