GRASP Staff Final Presentation
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The Staff…
The Ground FloorThe Ground Floor
Cristina CavarnaliFinance Manager
Honestly, the car in front of the office is not mine. However, I brought, as
you requested, my driving license.
Răzvan HorobeanuAccountant
Funny, I thought the suitcase was for me and the card for the girls, and it’s actually the other way round!
Mihaela RogozAccountant
Remember, after any salary raise, you will
have less money at the end of the month than
you did before…
Emilia MarinescuReceptionist
I can only please one person per day. Today
is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking
good either.
Florin BeraruDriver
Hey! I’m not an airplane! Three of you may join
me in the car, the rest of you… check out the
railway station!
Cristian CiobanuDriver
Fasten your seatbelt!I’m gonna take you for the
ride of your life!Around the garage, of
course!
Mariana NeagoeAssistant Accountant
Life in the GRASP office is not easy…
I’m sweating buckets after all this paperwork!
Costina ApostolAssistant Accountant
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you
how to get along without it.
Magdalena FîrtatOffice Manager
I’m not responsible for this Happy Hour! You said “cheap DJ”…
Iaşi Field OfficeIaşi Field Office
Adrian PieptuField Office Director
Sorry, I have to leave now… I gotta pay a visit to the Corleone
family.
Gheorghe IoniţăCP Specialist
Brothers and sisters, we won! The strike
was successful! From now on we’ll have low
fat milk for our coffees!
Gabriela PipirigAdministrative Assistant
Hey, watch out! I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
Liviu IacobBudget & Finance Specialist
Yes, I’m at work. Do you bring free beers
for more than 5 pizzas?
Paula TalabăSFS Program Officer
Yes, they arrived!Call the management
and complain, I don’t see any yellow bottles in the trunk. Damn caterers!
FirstFirst Floor Floor
Roger VaughanChief of Party
Of course, you can talk as much as you want, my translator
is not here.
Benjamin FeitDeputy Chief of Party
The frame is nice, the picture is nice, but… where am I?
Simona RăileanuProject Coordinator
The physician told me that when the walls
become orange I can go back home, ‘cause I
have the workaholic syndrom.
Sanda Meresciu“Doamna Sanda”
Vai, mamă dragă, da’ nu mai munciţi aşa
mult!
Monica CojocariuHuman Resource Manager
A piece of advice: you can go anywhere you
want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Claudia MihuţPAL Team Leader
We beat the 6 o'clock rush, and left work at noon! Now it’s time for my 2
calories cake!
Paul-André BaranDCB Deputy Director
Oops… it’s the mayor!
Daniela DrăghiciPeer Networks Coordinator
You’re a man! That’s disturbing. I feel sorry for you,
but you can’t come to the Tae-Bo. It’s
only for women with attitude.
Raluca LupuLG Associations Coordinator
Oh, no… not again!It’s the second time I
get caught by paparazzis out of the
office…
Mark BirnbaumProgram Operations Director
Yeah, boss, I went there but there was no chick around.
Oh, you mean Citizen Information Center (CIC)…
Mmmh… well, I have to dress up, I presume.
Marcel ChiranovMonitoring & Evaluation
Manager
This monitoring & evaluation stuff is bloody
and tough… I just drowned two indicators
but got beaten by a spreadsheet!
Doina MuşatescuEvent Coordinator
Guess who? It’s me! Guess when? During
the lunch break!Guess what? I can fly!Guess where? Out of
the office!
Oana TudorProject Coordinator
If you think I’m a TAMIS freak, you’re
dead wrong. The beer cans are
hidden under the desk.
Paul NegrilăIT Support Manager
I thought hardware meant the parts of a
computer system that can be kicked…
Iulian NăstaseHelp Desk Assistant
I’m currently researching on the
differences between wasting time at work
before the Internet and wasting time at work with the Internet…
Special Guests...Special Guests...
Judy HansenDevelopment Alternatives, Inc.
Well, I love the way the GRASP office looks now… this is
the conference room?
Michael MorfitDevelopment Alternatives, Inc.
Judy told me you have you
redecorated the office… Why am I still
here?
Carmen Dumitrache...Motorola
No, no, no! I can’t sell you
low-price phones!
Cătălin Becic...Connex
OK – I found my conditioner, my after
shave, my low-calories sandwich, the
bottle opener… but where’s my silver
ring?
Sibiu Field OfficeSibiu Field Office
Peter BartaSFS Program Officer
Happy Hour? Why not Happy Week,
or Happy Contract?
Elena NegreaCP Specialist
Gigi, go away, I’ve activated the webcam!
Flavia BratuAdministrative Assistant
Girl power! Release the calories! Freedom for
the sugar-free!
Iustin CodreanuLED Specialist
Amazing! I already had 10 beers and
I’m still cold!
Second FloorSecond Floor
Casandra BischoffPolicy Specialist
Hello, this is the Policy Reform Hot
Line! You’re entitled to 30 minutes of listening to my
opinions about a policy issue of your
choice.
Eugenia RotaruPolicy Specialist
Writing name tags for the conference is a
tough job, but somebody has to do it!
Viorica DumitruAdministrative Assistant
No, no, no! The red cards should be
placed on top of the black cards!
Nick EnacheFALR Coordinator
OK, I got the message. We’ll cut it short. Oh, and by the way… no more coffee breaks!
Laura ŞtefanLegal Policy Advisor
Actually, 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Monica GrecuChief Translator
OK, although everybody asked for it, I am not in the mood to
sing heavy metal.
Alexandru MollaTranslator
Everything takes longer than you think.
Especially when it’s something to be
translated!
Irinel DiniTranslator
Hey, don’t be afraid, we’ll replace on the flipchart the words
“capital improvement plan” with “favourite
beer brands”.
Anca DanţeşVoucher Manager
No, you can’t use this voucher at the mall…
Diana IonescuFinance Officer
In this joint, drinks are brought slower than
grantee financial reports…
Christine JasperSFS Director
You can’t take that!That’s one of our
grantees!
Alexa BabeşSFS Program Officer
OK, grantees! Smile for the
photo, and then quickly get back
to work!
Carmen BlăgoiFinance Assistant
This area definitely needs some metropolitan
adjustments. There’s no Diet Coke around, and most certainly no loo!
Radu FloreaSFS Program Officer
Previous night – spent on the train… Next
night – to be spent on the train… That’s why I’m a certified trainer!
Oradea Field OfficeOradea Field Office
Livia BanuField Office Director
Before ending our conference, I am being told by our DCOP that
somebody from the audience has placed his/her car in front of the
office. Move it quickly!
Eugen CozmaCP Specialist
You don’t have to sign anything, Mr. Mayor, just read the damn thing!
Marie-Odette BuntaAdministrative Assistant
The copier’s broken, the internet doesn’t
work, phone is blocked… Everything is set, let’s go to the
pub!
Monica TereanSFS Program Officer
In line with the recent funding cuts, we’ll
organize our grantee quarterly meeting on the
premises of this wonderful hospice!
ThirdThird Floor Floor
Sam CoxsonLG Initiatives Director
I hope it’s not true that no one is listening until you make a mistake…
Artur LunguAssistant to the LGI Director
Casual Friday? So… I can take my
tie off the neck?
Robert GondiIT/MIS Manager
Jesus, I didn’t know that if it’s
paid by GRASP, I have to eat it all!
Carmen FrunzăProgram Assistant
This is the result of a week of hard working in the
office… I’m sleeping while I’m talking!
George GuessFinance & Budget Team Leader
Yeah, I understand you’re not happy
with just an apple for lunch… try writing a
new proposal!
Anca VoineaFinance & Budget Specialist
Hey, man, get a life! You walk around that empty glass for half an hour!
Mircea TuleaFinance & Budget Specialist
This is my new office, a
representation of what I believe local
economic development
means!
Costel TodorFinance & Budget Specialist
Hello, my name is Costel, and I live in Sibiu. I have a slight
lapse of memory, could you please remind me how do I relate with the
gentlemen near me?
Mircea AlexandrescuPublic Services Specialist
Training! I love it! Free meals,
pleasant company, and sometimes a
perfect place for a nap!
Mihaela VrabetePublic Services Specialist
Yahoo Messenger user name: “zona”,
password: “metropolitana”…
Ciprian CăpâlneanPublic Services Specialist
This is an area in need of public services e.g. a
phone, to call for help!
Cristina VladuPublic Services Specialist
Pssst! Abort mission! Abort mission! Peter, do you read me? We’re in
the wrong local government!
Nora MaderkovaLED Team Leader
This is the LED consultant assigned by
the county council?
Anca SocolovschiLED Specialist
Strange.. How come I always get the empty glass?
Kristina CreoşteanuCitizen Participation
Team Leader
Don’t worry about them… they project images on the wall, they don’t play loud
music!
Gabriela CăluşeruMunicipal Credit
Program Manager
Everybody’s in the lunch break… Am
I the only one working around
here?
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