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Transcript of Gingervitis
What can be done?
What is it?A recessive genetic disorder causing
Physical defects Moral defects
This is the face of gingervitis:
red hair
pale skin
sunlight intolerance
freckles
Enthusiasm for everything Flakiness Fibbery Alcoholism
For less than the price of a cup of whiskey a day, you can help a little ginger like Jenny
Just $1 a day will provide…87 vitamins daily for restoring the health of
Jenny’s diseased liver8 gallons of diesel fuel to get to and from an
AA meeting (0.5 miles roundtrip)Sedatives to help Jenny not get so excited
about everything A planner/calendar to help Jenny keep track
of commitments and to sort her many fibsA tanning membership to allow Jenny to get
dark enough to hide her freckles
Peace of mind knowing that there are fewer gingers roaming our streets at night
Donations are tax deductible [as far as you know] Each month, you will receive a personalized
letter from your ginger letting you know how your gift is being used
Please send gifts to Tarah Pulliam c/o Vanguard Against Gingers In Nearby Areas