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Ginger and Pickles and the Dog LicenseBy William E. Spear
Adapted from Beatrix Potters
The Tale of Ginger and Pickles
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Characters (in order of appearance):
Narrator Tells the story. Ginger A graceful yellow cat. One half of the
shopkeepers, Ginger and Pickles. Always eating. When shegets mad she says, Ah, pickles.
Pickles A beautiful terrier. The other half of theshopkeepers, Ginger and Pickles. Needs a dog license.
When she hears Ginger say, "Ah, pickles she says,
Whatd I do?
Lucinda- A Doll. Mistress of Jane Doll-cook. Jane Doll-cook Also a Doll. Cooks, but not very often,
for Lucinda.
The Rabbits BOING! BOING! BOING! Were a little bitafraid of Pickles.
The Mice SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! Were a little bitafraid of Ginger.
Samuel Whiskers He owes a bill as long as his tail.Shops three times in one day.
Anna Maria Who pockets things. Tabitha Twitchit The owner of the only other shop in
the village. She does not give credit.
The Policeman Pickles is afraid the Policeman has cometo give him a summons for not having a dog license. Non-
speaking role.
Timothy Baker Sells "seed wigs", butter-buns, and thebest sponge-cake.
Squeakella Dormouse Daughter of Mr. John Dormouse.Refuses to address complaints about her candles.
Mr. John Dormouse Father of Squeakella. He is so verysnug sitting in his chair.
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Sally Henny Penny She opens a shop after Ginger andPickles close theirs.
Mrs. Henry Hen and her Eleven Chicks PEEP! PEEP! PEEP! Mrs. George Goose and her Five Goslings HONK! HONK!HONK!
Notes for the Readers and Actors
1.Pickles must buy a license before the day is over andvows to do so as soon as one customer pays in cash.
2.Samuel Whiskers buys several things during the story.3.Ginger eats the cream crackers and accuses Anna Maria of
pocketing same.
4.The Policeman, believed to be delivering a summons toPickles, has left a tax bill.
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Beat 1) Introduction to Ginger and PicklesNARRATOR: Once upon a time there was a village shop.
The name over the window was "Ginger and
Pickles."
GINGER: Im Ginger, a yellow cat.
PICKLES: Im Pickles, a terrier.
GINGER and PICKLES: We keep the shop.
SFX: CRASH OF GLASS JAR BREAKING.
GINGER: Ah, pickles.
PICKLES: Whatd I do?
GINGER: Nothing. Thats what I say when I break
something.
PICKLES: Ginger, please remember that I must buy a dog
license today.
GINGER: After we have some money in the till you may buy
a license.
Beat 2) The Dolls Lucinda and Jane Doll-cookNARRATOR: Their little small shop was just the right size
for Dolls Lucinda and Jane Doll-cook always
bought their groceries at Ginger and Pickles.
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LUCINDA: Hello, Ginger. Hello, Pickles.
GINGER: Hello, Lucinda.
PICKLES: Greetings, Lucinda.
JANE DOLL-COOK: Weve come to buy our groceries.
LUCINDA: Which is frightfully silly since no one ever
cooks dinner.
JANE DOLL-COOK: But we must be prepared in case we
should.
LUCINDA: Might we put our purchase on credit?
PICKLES: With pleasure, dear madam. I shall enter it into
my book.
Beat 3) Special customers at the counterNARRATOR: Ginger and Pickles had many delightful items in
their shop. They sold red spotty pocket-
handkerchiefs at a penny three farthings. They
also sold sugar, and snuff and galoshes. In fact,
although it was such a small shop it sold nearly
everythingexcept a few things that you want in a
hurrylike bootlaces, hair-pins and mutton chops.
The counter inside was a convenient height for
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rabbits. But the rabbits were always a little bit
afraid of Pickles.
Beat 4) The rabbitsTHE RABBITS: BOING! BOING! BOING! Were a little bit
afraid of Pickles.
PICKLES: Dont be afraid. Although I am getting hungry.
THE RABBITS: BOING! BOING! BOING! Might we make our
purchase on credit?
PICKLES: Yes, dear friends. I shall enter it into my book
. . . next to my recipe for stew.
Beat 5) The miceNARRATOR: The shop was also patronized by mice . . .
THE MICE: SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! Were a little bit afraid
of Ginger.
GINGER: Friend mice. You have nothing to fear. In fact,
my good and esteemed partner, Pickles, will
assist you.
THE MICE: SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! Might we make our
purchase on credit?
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PICKLES: Yes, dear friends. I shall enter it into my book
. . . next to Gingers dinner menu.
GINGER: I cannot bear to see them going out at the door
carrying their little parcels. It makes my mouth
water.
PICKLES: I have the same feeling about rats. But it would
never do to eat our own customers; they would
leave us and go to Tabitha Twitchit's.
GINGER: (RATHER GLOOMILY) On the contrary, they would go
nowhere.
Beat 6) Samuel WhiskersSAMUEL WHISKERS: Who is going to Tabitha Twitchits
shop?
PICKLES: No one, Samuel.
SAMUEL WHISKERS: It is certainly more preferable
shopping here than at Tabithas.
GINGER: Thank you, Samuel.
SAMUEL WHISKERS: I require some modest amount of bacon.
Might you wrap a parcel of your best?
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GINGER: This is freshly wrapped. For your convenience,
the bill is attached to the top.
SAMUEL WHISHERS: Might I buy your good food on credit?
PICKLES: Yes, dear friend. I shall enter it into my book.
ANNA MARIA: I, too, wish to buy some items. Might you
direct me to your cream crackers?
PICKLES: Yes, Anna Maria. They are next to the snuff and
galoshes.
Beat 7) Tabitha Twitchit and creditNARRATOR: Ginger and Pickles gave unlimited credit to their
customers. Tabitha Twitchit, who kept the only
other shop in the village, did not. And, as she
liked telling customers in her rather haughty
manner . . .
TABITHA TWITCHIT: (RATHER HAUGHTILY) I do not give
credit.
NARRATOR: Now the meaning of "credit" is thiswhen a
customer buys a bar of soap, instead of the
customer pulling out a purse and paying for it
she says she will pay another time. And Pickles
makes a low bow and says,
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PICKLES: With pleasure, madam. I shall make an entry in my
book.
Beat 8) The rabbits, mice, and Samuel WhiskersNARRATOR: The customers come again and again, and buy
quantities, in spite of being afraid of Ginger
and Pickles.
THE RABBITS: BOING! BOING! BOING! Were a little bit
afraid of Pickles.
THE MICE: SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! Were a little bit afraid
of Ginger.
THE RABBITS: BOING! BOING! BOING! Might we make our
purchase on credit?
THE MICE: SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! Might we make our
purchase on credit?
ANNA MARIA: I am unable to locate the cream crackers.
Have you any others?
PICKLES: They are on the pickle barrel, Anna Maria.
SAMUEL WHISKERS: Might I secure an ounce and three-
quarters of snuff? On credit?
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PICKLES: Dear friends, I shall make your entries in my
book.
Beat 9) All credit means no moneyNARRATOR: With all the purchases being made on credit,
there was no money in what is called the "till."
The customers came in crowds every day and bought
quantities, especially the toffee customers. But
there was always no money; they never paid for as
much as a pennyworth of peppermints. But the
sales were enormous, ten times as large as
Tabitha Twitchit's.
TABITHA TWITCHIT: (RATHER HAUGHTILY) I do not give
credit.
Beat 10) No money means . . .NARRATOR: As there was always no money, Ginger and Pickles
were obliged to eat their own goods. Pickles ate
biscuits and Ginger ate a dried haddock.
PICKLES: CRUNCH! CRUNCH! CRUNCH! These are delightfully
good biscuits.
GINGER: PURR! PURR! PURR! The dried haddock is delicious.
SFX: CRASHING OF METAL CANS.
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GINGER: Ah, pickles.
PICKLES: Whatd I do?
GINGER: Nothing. Thats what I say when I knock over
cans.
Beat 11) . . . Pickles cannot buy her licenseNARRATOR: With no money in the till, Pickles was not able
to buy her license. Without a license, Pickles
was quite afraid of the police.
PICKLES: I am quite afraid that without my license the
police will come and give me a summons.
GINGER: It is your own fault for being a terrier; I do
not require a license, and neither does Kep, the
Collie dog.
PICKLE: It is very uncomfortable, I am afraid I shall be
summoned. I have tried in vain to get a license
upon credit at the Post Office but the place is
full of policemen. I saw one walking in front of
our shop not too long ago.
GINGER: Let us send in the bill again to Samuel Whiskers.
He owes twebty-two and nine for the bacon. And
more for the snuff.
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PICKLES: (GLOOMILY) I do not believe that he intends to
pay at all. And I feel sure that Anna Maria
pockets thingsWhere are all the cream crackers?
GINGER: You have eaten them yourself.
PICKLES: And I shall be summoned for not having a
license.
Beat 12) Ginger and Pickles add up their accounts
NARRATOR: Ginger and Pickles retired into the back parlor
did their accounts. They added up sums and sums,
and sums.
PICKLES: Samuel Whiskers has run up a bill as long as his
tail. He has had another ounce and three-quarters
of snuff since October. And what is this entry
for seven pounds of butter at 1/3, and a stick of
sealing wax and four matches?
GINGER: Send in all the bills again to everybody 'with
comps'.
Beat 13) Pickles worst fear . . . a policeman!NARRATOR: After a time they heard a noise in the shop, as
if something had been pushed in at the door. They
came out of the back parlor. There was an
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envelope lying on the counter, and a policeman
writing in a note-book!
SFX: PICKLES BARKS FEROCIOUSLY. UNDER TO BED.
GINGER: Bite him, Pickles! bite him!
NARRATOR: The policeman went on writing in his notebook;
twice he put his pencil in his mouth, and once he
dipped it in the treacle. Pickles barked till he
was hoarse.
SFX: LET PICKLES BARK.
NARRATOR: But still the policeman took no notice. He had
bead eyes, and his helmet was sewed on with
stitches. At length on Pickles last little rush
. . .
SFX: PICKLES STOPS BARKING.
NARRATOR: . . . He found that the shop was empty. The
policeman had disappeared. But the envelope
remained.
PICKLES: Do you think that he has gone to fetch a real
live policeman? I am afraid it is a summons.
GINGER: Ah, pickles.
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PICKLES: Whatd I do?
GINGER: It is the rates and taxes. We owe three pounds,
nine eleven and three quarters.
PICKLES: This is the last straw, let us close the shop.
Beat 14) They close the shopNARRATOR: They put up the shutters, and left. But they have
not removed from the neighborhood. In fact some
people wish they had gone further. Ginger is
living in the warren. I do not know what
occupation she pursues; she looks stout and
comfortable and there seem to be fewer mice
about. And Pickles is at present a gamekeeper
searching for rabbits. The closing of the shop
caused great inconvenience. Tabitha Twitchit
immediately raised the price of everything a
half-penny. And she continues to tell customers .
. .
TABITHA TWITCHIT: (RATHER HAUGHTILY) I, still, do not
give credit.
Beat 15) Mr. John Dormouse and his daughter, SqueakellaNARRATOR: Of course there are the tradesmen's cartsthe
butcher, the fish-man and Timothy Baker. But a
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person cannot live on "seed wigs" and sponge-cake
and butter-bunsnot even when the sponge-cake is
as good as Timothy's!
TIMOTHY BAKER: (CALLS OUT) Seed wigs today. Seed wigs and
butter-buns. And the freshest sponge-cake in all
the village.
NARRATOR: After a time Mr. John Dormouse and his daughter,
Squeakella, began to sell peppermints and
candles. But they did not keep "self-fitting
sixes"; and it takes five mice to carry one
seven-inch candle.
THE MICE: SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! This is a very heavy
candle. And they are melting in the warm weather.
Really, you must do something Squeakella.
SQUEAKELLA: I shant. They are now your candles.
THE MICE: Surely, Mr. John Dormouse, father of Squeakella,
you will address our candle concerns.
MR JOHN DORMOUSE: Oh, but I am so very snug sitting in my
chair.
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Beat 16) Hennys grand openingNARRATOR: So everybody was pleased when Sally Henny Penny
said:
SALLY HENNY PENNY: I shall re-open the shop. And I shall
send out a printed poster proclaiming Hennys
Opening Sale! Grand co-operative Jumble! Penny's
penny prices! Come buy, come try, come buy!
ALL: Hurray. Hurray. Hurray for Sally Henny Penny.
NARRATOR: The poster really was most enticing. And there
was a rush upon the opening day.
ALL: (DELIGHTFUL EXCLAMATIONS OF THE TREASURES IN SALLY
HENNY PENNYS SHOP.)
NARRATOR: The shop was crammed with customers, old and new,
and there were crowds of mice upon the biscuit
canisters.
THE MICE: SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! We like biscuits. Might
we purchase some on credit?
MRS. HENRY HEN: Im Mrs. Henry Hen and these are my
eleven chicks.
MRS. HENRY HENS ELEVEN CHICKS: PEEP! PEEP! PEEP!
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MRS. GEORGE GOOSE: Im Mrs. George Goose and these are my
five goslings.
MRS. GEORGE GOOSES FIVE GOSLINGS: HONK! HONK! HONK!
SALLY HENNY PENNY: Oh, dear, I have lost my count. I
really must quite insist that you pay for your
purchases. What was I counting? Ive rather
forgotten. Oh, my. Oh, dear.
NARRATOR: Sally Henny Penny gets rather flustered when she
tries to count out change, and she insists on
being paid cash.
TABITHA TWITCHIT: (RATHER HAUGHTILY) I, too, insist on
being paid in cash. And I do not give credit.
NARRATOR: But Sally is quite harmless. And she has laid in
a remarkable assortment of bargains. There is
something to please everybody.
ALL: (DELIGHTFUL EXCLAMATIONS OF THE TREASURES IN SALLY
HENNY PENNYS SHOP.)
Beat 17) # 30 # - The End