Generation 1, Chapter 1- The World's Worst Supervillain
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Clifton LegacyGeneration One, Chapter One: The World's Worst Supervillain
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This is our founder: Gale Clifton. Gale is a young man fresh out of anime villain academy who's determined to take the world by storm. In this economy, though, that's going to be a challenge. So, he's moved to Strangetown, and is attempting to start a megacorporation... somehow.The cat's named Shogun. How can you be a supervillain without a suitably slinky cat? The mind boggles.
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Say something villainous, Gale!Gale: “Whosagoodboy? Is it you? Is it you? Yesitissss!”I can see you have your work cut out for you, huh?
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And here's our obligatory first house pic. As you can see, it's... kinda wonky.
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And an inside shot. Gale is extremely fond of his cutesy baby talk. The random townie is not amused.
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“Why are you having me make phone calls?” Because we need to get you married so this legacy can start. It builds character.“So you're having me call people so I can get married.”“That's the general idea. Hire a maid or something.”
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Oh hell no.Gale, darling, slight change of plans. We're taking you to the bookstore.
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Gale: “And so then I invented a solar-powered nuclear fusion device!”Bookstore Girl: “Uh-huh. And what happened to it?”Gale: “Well... that's the part that's hard to explain...”
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They pretty quickly hit it off... as friends. Gale is oblivious enough to not realize that they don't even have one bolt.Bookstore Girl: “And so then I went on vacation...”Gale: “Uh huh? Fascinating...”
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Gale, that doesn't look like the most comfortable position for conversation.“Shut up.” Can she even see you?“Author, we're discussing world domination. Kindly desist.”
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Gale, feeling poorly, goes home slightly afterwards and plays with his cat.Gale: “Sperk!”
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Gale: “Are you interested in kissing? 'Cause I know I'M interested in kissing.”Who are you talking to?“No one!”It's that girl from the bookstore, isn't it?“I can assure you it most certainly isn't.”
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Gale, you don't even have one bolt. “She's interested in overthrowing the government! She must be the one.”Gale... “What?”
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Random adorable cat spam.
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Bookstore Girl: “Thank you for inviting me over, Gale, but... I'd really rather just be friends.”Gale: “...Oh. Person-person-plus?” Girl: “You're taking this pretty well...”Gale: “...”
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Gale, what are you doing?“Eating my feelings.” Gaaaaale. There's no need to be like that.“No?” Didn't they teach you how to get girls at the supervillain academy? Something about charm and seduc- oh who am I kidding.
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Gale elects to try a spot of fine dining. By himself. 'Cos he's a nerd.Gale: “That waitress is pretty cute...” That waitress is also doing her job. I don't think she's gonna have time to talk to you.Gale: “But we have one bolt!”
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As predicted, the waitress completely ignores him. However... that girl standing next to him is kind of cute, and they have two bolts...Gale. Turn your head a little to the left. Just a little more...
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Gale: “Clifton. Gale Clifton. I'm charmed.”Girl: “My name's Jenny, nice to meet you!” Gale, she's a townie. “Minor details. We have two bolts.”The rules-“Screw the rules!”It's your funeral.
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Jenny: “Gale... is this a karaoke bar?”Gale: “The finest one in town.”Jenny: personperson minus Gale: “Do you not like it?”Jenny: personperson minusminus
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Gale: “Do you want to sing karaoke?”Jenny: “Iiii don't think so.”Gale: “Are you sure? I know a really good song about tacos-”
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EVERYBODY'S SMUSTLIN', SMUSTLIN', SMUSTLIN'-Gale: “Oh, do shut up.”
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Jenny: “Well, he-llo there.”Gale: “...okay.”This date is basically over, isn't it.Gale: “Yes.” Would it help if I told you she was married?
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Gale: “Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dowwwwn, never gonna run around and desert youuuuuu-”I think we're done here. Gale: “I was just getting to the good part!”Definitely done here.
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My, you're in a good mood. Asking someone out on a date? Gale: “Why, yes, yes I am.”Townie: “Iiii'm not interested, thanks.”Gale: “Curses.”
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Gale: “It's snowing!” Me: Yes, it is.Gale: “It's snowing, it's snowing, it's snowing!”Note the lovely IKEA furniture in the background. Gale is a man of wealth and taste.
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Gale: “Ohhai, I was wondering if you wanted to- to-”clickGale: “Damn and blast.”
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I think that's it for this episode. Until next time!