Gaurav Kumar | 31 December 2015
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CONTRALAND
ONCE UPON A TIME IN
This presentation has been delivered late because we had to illegally import the digital content from Kuwait…much like the subject of the presentation himself.
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CONTRALAND
ONCE UPON A TIME IN
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In an alternate universe, peace, law and order was plaguing the citizens
People were scared of the orderliness and upholding the legal
fabric of system
A secret group, Men Against Retarded Dogmas (MARD), met in an isolated village in Bihar to plan their revolution
They needed someone with soopar-powers
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his prowess his charisma
his diction his swag
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Together, they created their saviour.
And when he rose from the dung, they shouted:
Tu Mard Hai
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Because he had to champion disorder and anarchy, they christened him CONTRABAND
Pyaar se, CONTRA
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And thus began the act of pirating. An illustrative slide on smuggling exploits over the last year:
For Smuggled
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Human scale of appreciation
Good
Contra’s scale of appreciation
Better Best Incredible God level
Phodu
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Partly, for no reason
FII juniors gifted me a pair of light-in-the
dark glasses. Party toh banti hai
Chugged three litres of beer. Let’s celebrate
my victory. Party toh banti hai
Finally watched a Transformers movie, without
ogling at Megan Fox. Party toh banti hai
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Hooshing Whooshing
Pain caused
Fear
rais
ed
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Pool, old school
Playing pool Since 2014
Playing the charm card Since inception
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Con-stants
Love on the road Love on the journey
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Happy birthday, Contra
D-Top ka Gaurav ho tum!