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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,'Head, I go to sleep.'Tail, I watch a movie.If it stands on the edge I?ll study:p

My nights are going sleepless,my days are going useless. So I asked GOD,is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.

It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.It functions right from the time we are bornand stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Maths teacher asked Ali:If you have 12chocolates and you give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha and 4 to Farah what will you get?Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ

600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..WRITER-6 monthsDOCTOR-2monthsLAWYER-1month

STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.

To be a "Good professional", always start 2 study late for "Exams".Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies".

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?Peon: The future iz bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

BurraaahSara syllabus parh liya haBas books or notes parhanay reh gaye hain

har taraf parhai ka saya hypeparoo may number kisnay paya hyhum to you hee aye thay paper denaysab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy

Exams ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha to yad aya

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hum jeete ik bar hainmarte ik bar hainpyar v ik bar karte hainshaadi v ik bar karte hain

ti fir ye EXAM bar bar Q?jago student jago!

4 saal,8 ladai(sem)40 Dushman(paper)32 tanks(lab)64 grand(ext & int)16 goli(mid sem)aur 1 akela janbaaz...

be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

Uski nazar mari taraf thi,

Meri uski taraf thi..

Wo muj se kuchh kahena chahti thi..

Me us se kuchh puchna chahta tha..

Do no uljan me baithe the..

Aur.

Exam khatam

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke kefold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL..FAIL! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

I drink tv while watching c0ffee

I switch 0ff bed when I lay 0n lights

I eat m0bile while talkng 0n apple

C0nfused?InshortI m a studnt & my exams r near:-)

7 things Students do during Exams preparation:

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1) Sleeping.

2) Eating.

3) Sms.

4) Watch Movies.

5) Chat with Friendz.

6) Dream Of Touching Books.

7) Asking Others "Kuch Parha Kya"..

If You Fail in Exam:

Mom Says 3 WordsThora Parh Lete

Dad Says 3 Words Ye Nahi SudhregaLover Says 3 Words How Could YouFriend Says 3 Words..Mein Bhi FAIL

Ye padh lenaimportant hy Exam mein

pakka pucha jaye ga.....1.Roll no2.Exam3.Date4.SubjectAb thanks bol kr rulaayega kia?Anything 4 u dude ;->

Father to Son: Is Baar Exam main Pass huwe ya Fail,BIKE Zarur Dilaunga..Son: Konsi Bike?.Father: Paas Huwe to HONDA 70,College Jaane k Liye.Aur

.Fail hue to YAMAHA 100Doodh Bechne k Liye.

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Question Paper in year 2050:.1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.

.2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.

Four things boys do in the Examination Hall

1.Counting # of Girls2.Flirting with lady inviligilator3.Reading the brand name of their pen

4.Thinking of study for at least next examsFour things Girls do in the Examination Hall1. Write2. Write3. Write4. And just WriteAata ho ya na ata ho!

Sincere advice:

If a paper come very tough in exam.Just close ur eyes 4 a moment, take a deep breath & say loudly:BHEN CH0D

Love VS ExamLove: The hardest thing cuz u have thoughts that u cant expressExam: Still harder cuz u have no thoughts still u have to express!!!

Guzry HoaY Exam Ko Yad Na Karna,AnsweR Sheet Mein Jo LiKha HaiUski FrYad Na Krna,Jo HoGa Wo To Hoga,Uski Fikar Mein Apny Holidys BaRbadNa Krna..

Upcoming horor movies:

Internal ki pyasBadla bunking kaExternal bana shaitan

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Wo akhri paperTadapta engineerKhuni result

Life of a student:

PC hai net NahiATM Hai paise NahiCell Hai balance NahiEXAM hai tension NahiPadna hai, lekin saala mood nahi

In Life,Future is a Question Paper,Past is a News Paper

&Present is an Answer Sheet.!So, Read, Learn&Write Carefully

Behind every successful student,there is one GirlfriendBut what about a failed student..???

?????A Beautiful Teacher