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 Hey, everyone. I heard some dist urbing news toda y. I might have a twin somewhere in t he galaxy. Maybe even a hundred twins, or a thousand. During the Clone Wars, billions of clones fought for the Republic, and it stands to reason that they needed good stock to choose from. Who be tte r than Wil l Shat ner to d efen d Coral Vanda- Paradise Under the Sea A Review The Coral Vanda, if you havent heard of it, is a massive underwater cruiser on Pantolo min. It is a c asino ship, with two decks of casinos and 8 separate, unique casinos. Recently, it has come under new management so my readers requested that I review it, for the benefit of everyone. Well, new management really let the place go down the drains, so to speak. The regal Kosse and Tralla rooms are filled with louses and smugglers. The Deston and Brint rooms have become slums full of prost itutes and b eggers. Even the traditionally seedy Hassi Room is even more seedy, and the alcohol there is pretty much the same brand of moonshine renamed and repriced to squeeze as much money as possible o ut of tourists. Once the pride of the system, the Coral Vanda deserved better than what it is now. Maybe somebody will shoot it out of the water and give it a decent burial at sea, since it is beyond saving now. Fred Long-Short Varley the Repub lic after all? If any of you think you look like me, droop me a line, a letter, or send gifts. That way I c an find you and hunt you down because there can only be one! Willy Double Star Shatner DOPPLEGANGERS? WHERE?

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Hey, everyone. I heard some disturbing

news today. I might have a twin

somewhere in the galaxy. Maybe even a

hundred twins, or a thousand. During the

Clone Wars, billions of clones fought for

the Republic, and it stands to reason that

they needed good stock to choose from.

Who better than Will Shatner to defend

Coral Vanda- Paradise Under the Sea

A Review

The Coral Vanda, if you havent heard

of it, is a massive underwater cruiser

on Pantolomin. It is a casino ship,

with two decks of casinos and 8

separate, unique casinos. Recently, it

has come under new management so

my readers requested that I review it,

for the benefit of everyone. Well,

new management really let the place

go down the drains, so to speak. The

regal Kosse and Tralla rooms are filled

with louses and smugglers.

The Deston and Brint rooms have become

slums full of prostitutes and beggers. Even

the traditionally seedy Hassi Room is evenmore seedy, and the alcohol there is pretty

much the same brand of moonshine

renamed and repriced to squeeze as much

money as possible out of tourists. Once

the pride of the system, the Coral Vanda

deserved better than what it is now.

Maybe somebody will shoot it out of the

water and give it a decent burial at sea,

since it is beyond saving now.

Fred Long-Short Varley

the Republic after all? If any of you

think you look like me, droop me a line

a letter, or send gifts. That way I can

find you and hunt you down because

there can only be one!

Willy Double Star Shatner

DOPPLEGANGERS? WHERE?

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Modern Interrogation:

AManual and a Warning

Citizens! We live in a galaxy of fear

today. Just yesterday, a body was

found on Pantolomin, burned and

melted, unidentifiable even with a

DNA trace. There were clear signs of 

acid scarring, shock burning, and

other malicious and torturous

wounds.

What is the Republic to her prisoners

in secret? Maybe the whole accident

at Sluis Van and rumors of Imperial

activity are just a part of a massiveconspiracy to cover up the Republic's

covert programs, programs designed

to take what they want from the

citizens while washing them of all of 

their emotions.

This is why we have so many sheep

and drones walking around, because

the government tortures them into

being that way! And the process isnt

clean or somewhat humane, no

citizens, it uses the same kind of 

interrogation droids used on Leia

Oregana Solo during her stay aboard

the legendary Death Star!

The Process, as it shall be called,

comes in three stages. In the first,

they prepare you for the next two by

softening you up, through injections

meant to increase the pain on

subsequent processes. Next comes

the stage where they diminish you

physically, to make you forget your

body and look to your mind, where

they want you to be for the next

stage.

Citizens! Speak out! Do not let

yourselves fall to the republics

doctrine of terror and shadows! Work

for your own rights, and do not just

let you be given a few choice ones.

Take pride in yourselves, take pride in

your own republic!

Anselm Miclyne

Finally, they hit you at your core,

since that is all thats left hitting you

with chemical torrents, electroshock,

and sonic torture devices to wipe

your minds clean. If you somehow

prove to be strong willed, then you

are selected for a bonus stage, where

you are destroyed from both ends by

machines that incinerate and liquefy,

 just like the body on Pantolomin.

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These fleets will only bring destruction to Borsk

Feylya and the entire Republic, just you wait.

Somewhere, someone will take the whole thingover and plunge it like a knife into the heart of the

Republic. Citizens, do not let yourselves be

fooled! Our military claimed that they are

disarming, that they want peace, but in reality

they have been massing and preparing for

something, something nefarious.

Now is the time for revolution! Overthrow your

governments before Republic Dark Fleets arrive to

cleanse your planet of all hostile life, life that

simply refuses to be herded into pens and forced

into eternal servitude. Beware of these fleets; no

good can come of them! You may need to buy a

few rockets now for your fallout shelters to level

the playing field a bit. For your health!

Geraldine Fleitcher

Ghost Fleets? So Yesterday

Dark Fleets? Oh Yeah

I was afraid of the Republics supposed ghost fleets,

being diverted from active open duty to hidden

duties, free of all restrictions. Well, it turns out that

now we are building ships that are all slaved

together, so that one man can be an entire fleet if he

wants to be, and they are being sent into deep space

storage for decades to come.

I think that the Minister of Defense might be trying

to mass his own private fleet, and to cover that it

exists; he sends the ships deep into the Unknown

Regions until it will be time to strike. We must be

vigilant, because the men and women that we

expect to be vigilant are now working against us!

This cannot stand!

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 A Lesson At

Sluis VanAt Sluis Van, the republic lost nearly one hundred ships

in the span of a few minutes. Despite claims of gross

incompetence, this reporter knows for a fact that it

was an attack against the Republic. The lesson of Sluis

Van is, out own Robots are turning against us once

more! What you are seeing in my pictures is the

differing view on the matter, the false and the true.

Above is a Republic Approved photograph laying the

blame on some shadow Imperial force that just came

out of nowhere and ransacked the place without

capturing any vessels or achieving much of anything.

Well, I knew better.

The photograph to the right shows our own mole

miners drilling through our ships while a robotic

overlord is overseeing what his work has done. We

have finally crossed the threshold people; we have

finally created our own menace to society, a force of 

intelligent robots with a grudge against the Republic

and all it stands for. We are experiencing a massive

uprising of our own doing. Our

creations are rising up against us,

to replace us and dominate us. If 

the robots have been able to

orchestrate such a massive

defeat for the republic like at

Sluis Van, then we have finally

been replaced on the ladder of 

evolution. Synthetic life will

dominate all natural life!

People, buy emps, buy shock

nets and system overloads,

because it is only a matter of 

time till your gonk droid turns

against you as the robots

attempt to seize control of 

planets. Beware but also be

aware, prepare now, and let us

not forget the lesson at Sluis van;

never trust a droid.

Jeremy de la Rochetaillee