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The JUNK greens were SPLOTCHY, MOTTLED,

and BROWN, looking like LEOPARD SKIN

PEBBLES GREENS :

AWESOME ORAWFUL ?

Ju l y 8 t h , 2010

Lar ry Ay lward , Ed i to r in Ch ie f

Go l fdom Med ia Re lease

Go l f Course Super in tenden ts are divided over how Pebb le Beach Go l fL inks s GREENS appeared during the Uni ted S ta tes Open [ Go l f Champion-sh ip ].

The golf course putting greens that made headlines across the world lastmonth were those from Pebb le Beach Go l f L inks , site of last months Un i ted

Sta tes Open [ Go l f Championsh ip ] .

Pebb le s greens were in the golf news more than Tiger Woods , which mightnot be a good thing these days.

Many golfers and golf course superintendents wonder what happened ? to the greens atPebb le Beach .


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EnviroManiac JUNK Greens Unacceptableto Golf Course Superintendents and Golfers

They appeared splotchy , mottled , and even brown to televisionviewers of the Uni ted S ta tes Open [ Go l f Championsh ip ] .

One superintendent [ ... ] described the greens as looking like leopardskin .

Pat Gross , [ Env i roMan iac ] D i rec to r o f the Sou thwest Reg ion fo r theUn i ted S ta tes Go l f Assoc ia t ion ( USGA ) , wrote an article in aUSGA news-

letter to try and put out the fire.

[ Env i roManiac ] Gross admitted that the mostly Poa annua greens mighthave been unacceptable to many superintendents and golfers .

He also wrote cosmetics and appearance were not high on the priority list .


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Tiger Woodspublicly CONDEMNED

the greens atPebble Beach Golf Links

PERFECTLY IMPERFECT

June 28 t h , 2010

Chr is topher S . Gray Sen io r

Go l fdom Ins ide r

Se lec ted and adap ted excerp ts

Anyone looking for a darkgreen, perfectly manicured golf course for this yearsnational championship came away disappointed.

The fairways and approaches held large brown areas in them, the Poa annuagreens were STRIKINGLY DISCOLORED and ROLLED BUMPY in spots, and the course

yielded an overall BROWN PATINA at Pebb le Beach Go l f L inks for the Uni tedSta tes Open [ Go l f Championsh ip ] earlier this month.

In short, anyone looking for a darkgreen and perfectlymanicured golf coursefor this years national championship became DISAPPOINTED.


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EnviroManiac JUNK Greens

discoloured, bumpy, and brown

But this year, [ peop le ] focused on criticizing the SPLOTCHYPoa annuagreensatPebb le Beach , which GLIMMERED NEARLY EVERY SHADE OF GREEN AND KHAKI onthe color wheel, possibly because they rarely ever see these conditions on na-tionally televised golf tournaments.

More likely, however, it was because T ige r W oodsCONDEMNED them after play-ing his first round. And when T ige r speaks, the whole golf world listens.

According to T ige r W oods

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Uni ted S ta tes Go l f Assoc ia t ion Execu t ive D i rec to r [ and Env i roMan iac ]

Dav id Fay told the press thatW oods was wrong about his comments

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At the press conference, prior to the beginning of the tournament, newUSGAPres iden t [ and Envi roManiac ] J im Hyler celebrated the Pebb le Beach commitment to sustainable policies, ranging from its water reclamation projectto its Audubon In te rna t iona l certification status.


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According to [ Env i roManiac ] Hy ler

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