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fond lignefonde ligne
fondligne.
com
Contact: [email protected]
FondLigne___issue #1
www.Fondligne.com
DROPPINGOUTwhat its like
ESSAYS,PHOTOGRAPHS,ART,CARTOONS,POETRY,REVIEWS,RECIPES,NAKEDPICTURES
ANDSOMUCHMORE.(naked pictures not included)
Free!reSelling this for moneywould be totally uncool, man.
(but feel free to submit them)
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MAY 2012
Occupy Wall Street FONDlIGNE______ 19
ListeningJudith and Holoferneshttp://www.vanguardsquad.com/jukebox/?artist=judith%20and%20holofernes
Sharpie Crowshttp://www.sharpiecrows.com/
ViewingTwo orreeings I Know About Her
(2 ou 3 choses que je sais delle)http://www.criterion.com/lms/1333-2-or-3-things-i-know-about-her
e Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie(Le charme discret de la bourgeoisie)http://www.criterion.com/lms/310-the-discreet-charm-of-the-bourgeoisie
ReadingIan svenoniuse Psychic Soviethttp://www.dragcity.com/products/the-psychic-soviet(also available on Amazon)
Michael KammenPeople of Paradox: An InquiryConcerning the Origins of
American Civilizationhttp://www.amazon.com/People-Paradox-Concerning-Civilization-Paperbacks/dp/0801497558
RecommendationsHave a smartphone? Just scan the corresponding QR code and enjoy.
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FONDlIGNE______18 MAY 2012
Recipe:Cooking with Weed
(as a vegan)O concerning veganism is that a veg-an can never know the joy of cooking with marijuana. I know rsthand that thisis, as I said, a misconception. is mistake stems from the belief that fatty dairy products
are necessary to extract cannabinoids, when really simple canola oil works wonderfully.
T R:1GRAMBUD2 TABLESPOONSOIL
O: 1 OUNCE BUD 3.5 CUPS OIL
O:
JUST MAKESURE THEOIL COVERSALLYOURBUDWERE NOT MAKING A FUCKING SOUFFL HERE!
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1. Heat up your oil in a saucepan,but do not let it boil.
2.Add in all of your stu.
3. Keep the oil hot, but not boiling,for about two hours. STIRFREQUENTLY.
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4. Strain through a mesh strainer.
row out the weed or sellit to some middle schoolers,
I dont care.
STOREINADARKPLACE. ACLOSETWILLSUFFICE.
NOWWHENEVERAFONDLIGNE_ RECIPEMENTIONSCANOLAOILYOUKNOWWHATTOUSE
A , this stu is just as good as any non-vegan cannabis concoc-
tion. In a single-blind study, done by me, a number of people said that they
got the highest theyd ever been. Although, honestly, people say that all the time.
Full gallery at www.FondLigne.com/OWS/
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10/10FONDlIGNE______10 MAY 2012
I would have had in elementary school, but
never did. ey seemed to have been at least
mildly used to having dropouts like me, who
werent dumb or impoverished, come take
the GED to skirt the system, although they
were still surprised that I had dropped out of
Westeld High School.In the days leading up to the test I took
many practice GED tests online and I per-
formed only slightly above average. I began
to worry a little that maybe the real GED
would be harder or could have been recently
updated to become more dicult.
On the day of the test I arrived 20 minutes
early. I took the elevator up to the room and
watched the other test-takers lter into the
classroom: rst, an apparently frequent GED
taker who had not registered for this exam
date and was turned away, then some urban
20-somethings followed by a couple of guys
that looked a little like
jocks and a middle aged
woman. Some groups of
people talked about their
past attempts at the GED
and how close they were,
while others (not me, I
swear) talked about how
relieved they were to be
out of high school andhow they should have
done this years ago. I was
surprised and a little wor-
ried about how many of
these people were repeat
takers.
I went to use the bath-
room and, although not
unisex, there was a young
man and woman in the
same stall making moan-
ing noiseswhat could
they have been doing in
there? Relieved, I mused
to myself: If these people
cant even gure out single-
sex bathrooms, its no wonder they failed the
GED.
e test began. e rst couple of ques-
tions were easy. erst questions are always
easy, I thought to myself, dont get cocky
yet.Well, it turns out I could have gotten
cocky weeks earlier; the test never got muchmore dicult. Overall, it was much easier
than even the HSPA. ere was one ques-
tion where I thought I would be able to use
my new skill of converting cups to bush-
els: If you have two cups of oats and three
bushels of barley, OK, think Evan,you got
this. how many cups of oats do you have?
Wait, what? Two.
A drawing I made while seething in Mr. Jacobsens class.
FONDlIGNE______ 11An old-timey phone booth in the nursing home where I took my GED exam.