G.W.&CREWautumn 2004

the flip-flop.there’s no denying it. this is the year of the flip-flop.

and during this election season, there is one candidate who’s

got more flip-flops than palm beach on a hot summer day.

and guess what? it’s not john kerry.

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"I don'tthink youcan win it

[the war onterror]."

- George W. BushAug, 2004

"We meet today in atime of war

for our country,a war we did

not start yet onethat we will win."

- George W. BushAug, 2004

warthe

onterrorflip-flop

kick some ass.let the “red,white and blue” add

some style to your swagger. With the

bold, brazen styling of this flip-flop

you just can’t lose! or can you? no,

you can’t. wait, maybe you can.

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In May,2002Mr. Bushopposed thecreation ofThe Sept. 11thCommittee

9/11commissionthe

flip-flop

Bowing topressure

from victims'families,Mr. Bush

reversed hisposition.

the ladies’ man.the ultimate weather-resistant

flip-flop. whether you are resisting

the creation of a commission,

or you are resisting questioning by

that very same commission.

a favorite amongst the ladies,

especially the widows of 9/11.

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Mr. Bushinitially

opposedcreatinga new

Departmentof Homeland

Security.

homelandsecuritythe

flip-flop

Mr. Bushreversed

himself andbacked the

largestexpansion ofthe federalgovernmentsince 1949.

safety in colors.this versatile flip-flop is available

in a variety of colors to suit your

many moods. with our exciting

palette, you can change your mind

as often as you like. choose from

terror-ific colors like “severe red”,

“low green” and “elevated yellow”.

severe high low

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"I'm notso sure

the role of theUnited States

is to go aroundthe worldand say,

'This is the wayit's got to be.'”

- George W. Bush2000

The U.S. iscurrently

involved innation

building ona scale

unseen sinceimmediately

followingWorld War II.

nationbuilding

the

flip-flop

why tread carefully?the perfect flip-flop for jet-setting

world-travel. don’t let the slumping

economy or rising poverty keep

you at home. take a stylish walk

abroad and show those barbaric

foreigners* how to run their countries

the “american way”.

*not available in iran, north korea, or to anyother dictatorships with nuclear capabilities.

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wmdthe

flip-flop

“Wefound theweaponsof mass

destruction.We foundbiological

laboratories”- George W. Bush

May, 2003

“I recognizewe didn'tfind the

stockpiles[of weapons]

we all thoughtwere there.” - George W. Bush

Sept, 2004

a timeless classic.an international “favourite” and sure

to remain current for many seasons

to come. this flip-flop is the ideal

excuse for spending a lazy day at

the ranch, or sacrificing the lives

of american soldiers by invading a

country that never attacked you.

SPECIAL

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$ 200BILLION

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gaythe

marriageflip-flop

In 2000,regardingsame-sexmarriages

Mr. Bush saysthat states

“can do whatthey want todo” on the

issue.

Four yearslater, Bush supports a

ConstitutionalAmendmentpreventingstates from“doing whatthey want

to do”.

step on theconstitution in style.you can’t rewrite the constitution

and strip people of their basic

rights, looking like a “girlie-man”.

that’s why this ultra-masculine

flip-flop is right for you. It’s hip and

fashionable. And you can bet,

it ain’t designed by no fag!

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Mr. Bushimposed

30 percenttariffs on

foreign steelproducts fromEurope and

other nationsin March 2002.

Twenty-onemonths later,

Mr. Bushbetrayed thesteel industry

and rescindedthe steel tariffs.

freetrade

the

flip-flop

made in china.while american steel-workers tend

to favor heavy-duty construction

boots, their savvy european and

asian counterparts can’t get enough

of this lightweight, duty-free flip flop.

f no taxes or shippingfees on international orders.

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In 1999,Mr. Bush

said PresidentClinton “must

jawboneOPEC members

to lowerprices.”

gaspricethe

flip-flop

Today,Mr. Bush

shows no signsof trying to

“jawbone” OPEC,even as pricestop a record

level of$50/barrel.

the favoriteof saudi princes.whether you’re a big-time texas

oil tycoon or member of the

middle-eastern ruling class, this

flip-flop is an absolute “must-have”

for 2004. the fact that it goes so

perfectly with tax-incentives

promoting the sale of gas-guzzling

suv’s, is a “super plus”!

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Mr. Bushinitially opposedMcCain-Feingold

campaignfinance

reform limitingsoft money

contributions.

Mr. Bushlater signed

McCain-Feingoldinto law.

campaignfinance

the

flip-flop

soft as money.nothing comforts quite like

the feel of soft money. which is

why this flip-flop makes the

perfect gift for the man who has

everything and still wants more.

just remember, whatever you do,

don’t call it a “contribution”.

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saddamthe

“You can't distinguishbetweenal Qaeda

andSaddamwhen youtalk aboutthe war on

terror...”- George W. Bush

Sept, 2002

“We'vehad no

evidencethat

SaddamHussein

was involvedwith

September11th."

- George W. BushSept, 2004

flip-flop

take a cake-walk.saddam was the mastermind

behind 9/11. the iraqis will welcome

us as liberators. the world is flat.

when you put style ahead of

substance with this fashionable

flip-flop, you just can’t go wrong.

no matter what the facts prove.

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termsPlease read carefully: "To announce that there must be no criticism of the

president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only

unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

-- Theodore Roosevelt, May 7, 1918

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