1.  Naga  the  Water  Beast  

   You  know  what  they  say:  things  are  better  with  two!  But  that  blowfish  battle  mace  It  simply  wont  do  I  know  he’s  a  friend,  but  stop  feeling  blue  Hit  the  gym,  level  up  And  get  something  new!      2.  Hungermo  –  Hungry  Green  Dragon  

   Oh  poor  Hungermo,  his  cooking  skills  are  laggin’    That’s  a  worst-­‐case  scenario,  for  a  Hungry  Green  Dragon    Watch  out,  he  grows  hungrier,  getting  desperate  to  eat    Soon  he’ll  learn  to  season  and  smoke  you,  into  a  nice  tasty  treat        3.  Spikadillo  

   This  guy’s  no  chump,  one  can  certainly  tell  He’s  all  armored  out,  even  his  shell  -­‐  this  line  is  a  little  weak  Forget  about  the  sword,  it’s  the  claws  you  should  mind  Sharp  enough  to  dig  paths,  beneath  enemy  lines.  Infiltrating  bases,  making  it  look  easy  Rollin  right  by,  Spikadill-­‐Oh  So  Speedy  Improve  line  2,  then  approved!      4.  Basic  Skeleton  Warrior  Once  was  a  corpse,  but  only  bones  left  From  bugs  in  the  dirt,  who  ate  all  his  flesh  But  what  started  growing,  from  inside  his  dome  A  seed  of  some  tree,  brought  life  to  the  bones  Second  chance  at  life,  make  a  new  a  goal  Make  sure  he  won’t  end  up,  right  back  in  that  hole      5.  Terri  Dactyl  

 Tongue  sticking  out  Breath  a  bit  smelly  Cute  little  snout  Not  very  scary  Talons  and  wings  A  lot  he  could  carry  A  sharp  horn  he  brings  Say  hello  to  Terri      6.  Fevine    An  Elite  predator,  with  razor  sharp  claws  Thorns  in  her  fur,  and  mighty  strong  jaws  In  the  jungle  she  lives,  in  the  trees  she  climbs  This  panther’s  special,  she’s  protected  in  vines  No  food  in  the  jungle,  so  on  she  went  Just  give  up  now,  she  caught  your  scent      7.  Big  Bad  Billy  Big  Bad  Billy,  a  weird  hungry  fat  demon  What  does  he  do  all  day?  He  just  keeps  on  eatin!  Not  super  fat  yet,  but  munchin  on  Chicken  Boy  is  it  good,  his  finger’s  he’s  lickin'  Don’t  stick  around,  unless  you  wanna  feed  him  Or  prepare  to  lose  a  limb,  when  he  sinks  his  fat  teeth  in!    8.  Steelgull  the  Wise      It’s  hard  to  communicate  when  your  mouth  is  a  beak  But  you've  come  to  the  right  place,  if  it’s  wisdom  you  seek  No  foolish  question  shall  ever  be  made  

Unless  you’re  keen  to  be  slashed  by  wings  made  of  blades!    9.  Andoffus  the  Unlucky      Brand  new  sword  he  got  in  the  mail  Not  two  minutes  later,  he  cut  off  his  tail.  Poor  old  Andoffus;  bad  luck  is  his  case  But  he’ll  be  rewarded  with  what  grows  in  its  place      10.  Reece  the  Fleeced  Beast    Professional  deceiver,  be  wary  his  lies  An  axe  as  his  weapon,  wolf  suit,  his  disguise  Made  a  cabin  himself,  choppin  down  lumber  Cooped  up  all  alone,  one  has  to  wonder  Why  play  dress-­‐up  with  a  costume  so  silly  Reece  the  Fleeced  Beast,  who  are  you  really?      11.  Shakey  Jake  Shakey  Jake  he’s  a  hobblin’  goblin  Can’t  stand  up  straight,  he’s  always  fallin  Get  a  new  leg  and  get  rid  of  the  axe  Can’t  pick  up  the  pace,  it’s  the  speed  he  lacks  Time  will  tell,  if  things  will  improve  For  now,  get  up  and  get  on  the  move    12.  Insecta  Mantisha      Take  a  second,  stop  and  listen,  She’s  no  wizard,  nor  magician  Insecta  Mantisha,  pay  attention,  she’ll  teach  ya  Bout  the  whistles  and  bells,  Mixin  it  up  with  some  spells  Eyeballs,  batwings,  guts  and  a  toad  Once  mixed,  that’s  it,  it’s  the  end  of  the  road!        13.  Poindexter  McFly      Looking  so  fresh,  Poindexter  McFly  Red  sweater,  white  collar,  glasses  and  tie  Don’t  worry  bout  his  looks,  the  plethora  of  books  Take  note  of  the  axe  -­‐  wielding  bookworm  out  back  Sharp  as  a  sword,  this  little  pair  Equip  two  of  those,  and  then  the  fight’s  fair!      

14.  Torrero  Romero    The  tables  have  turned,  Romero  attacks  Dawned  a  suit  of  lights,  and  a  tie  to  match  Stands  tall  on  his  hooves,  a  cape  in  his  clutches,  Get  in  his  way,  you’ll  need  more  than  crutches        15.  Prickly  Pete  Feeding  on  green,  radioactive  slime,    He’ll  grow  out’ve  his  pot,  it’s  a  matter  of  time  Prickly  Pete  may  be  small  but  he’s  a  cactus  monster  Slimy  evil  grin,  packed  full-­‐a  chompers  So  be  wary  when  you  see  him,  let  me  be  candid  Pete’s  got  big  plans,  he’s  not  about  to  stay  planted      16.  Bunnychop  Buck  Nothing’s  off  the  table  for  this  crazy  rabbit  Tricks  aren't  for  kids,  the  way  that  he’d  have  it  A  shortage  of  food,  made  his  diet  a  mess  He’s  done  with  the  carrots,  now  feasting  on  flesh  Bunnychop  Buck,  his  eyes  are  all  funny  A  truly  deranged  psychopathic  bunny      17.  Sorcerer  Sibyl    Easily  unsettled,  Sorcerer  Sibyl  So  don’t  ever  fluster,  not  even  a  little  Protecting  her  eggs,  soon  to  be  born  So  grab  your  umbrella,  she’s  brewin’  a  storm      18.  Tweak  and  Steeler      They’re  runnin  and  rollin,  around  and  around  New  upgrades  soon,  will  uproot  the  ground.  This  duo  brings  wrath,  but  they  never  stay  Make  way,  clear  a  path,  when  they’re  on  their  way  Armor  it  up,  reinforce  it  with  steel  One  hell  of  a  War  Machine  for  Team  Hamster  Wheel!      19.  Cael  O’Bunga      Cael  O’  Bunga  A  pretty  chill  dude  

Aside  from  the  knife  And  hoarder  attitude  So  leave  him  some  gold  And  don’t  be  rude  He’ll  steal  it  anyway  It’s  what  Leprechauns  do!        20.  Squirt  Slimely  Red  are  his  shorts,  and  the  hair  on  his  head  Said  screw  it  with  the  axe,  bought  a  gun  instead    His  first  purchase,  a  shotgun-­‐style  blaster    Looking  for  improvements,  to  make  it  shoot  faster  Melts  em’  away,  with  slimey  green  acid  If  found  in  his  range,  sure  to  get  blasted      21.  Whirlwyverm  Don’t  be  mistaken,  this  ain’t  no  braggin'  She’s  a  mighty  beast,  a  fierce  wind  dragon  Wings,  tails  and  face  sport  leaves  all  the  same  Encompasses  the  nature  from  whence  she  came  Don’t  let  the  roses  fool,  she’s  mean,  and  wont  play  Deciding  to  tail  whip  or  to  blow  you  away!      22.  Sparky  Shortcircuit    Ol’  Sparky  Shortcircuit,  bounces  off  the  walls  Just  so  energetic,  but  one  too  many  falls  Left  damage  to  his  brain  Can’t  control  electric  bursts  Now  use  that  on  the  enemy  but  grab  your  helmet  first        23.  Ulric  the  Unfunny  Don’t  try  to  be  funny  Round  this  dragon  jester  Nothing  bugs  him  more  So  better  not  to  pester  And  laugh  at  his  jokes  Even  if  they’re  lame  Or  turn  to  ash  and  smoke  From  his  breath  of  flames    24.  Guardsmen  Grant  Always  been  stepped  on,  not  much  to  lose  

Guardsman  of  the  castle,  a  life  he  didn’t  choose  Glowing  red  with  anger,  finally  flippin  out,  Up  and  went  AWOL,    said,  “Hey  Queen,  Peace  Out!”      25.  Silly-­‐Bob  Horton  Silly-­‐Bob  Horton,  absolutely  no  cred,  For  whatever  stupid  cause,  made  up  in  his  head  Emotions  up  and  down,  like  kids  on  a  seesaw  Never  says  much,  just  hollers,  “Yeehaw!”  Go  ahead  join  the  mob,  grab  your  overalls  But  check  your  head  first,  something  there  crawls        26.  Min  Yun  Poor  Min  Yun,  the  lonely  gatekeeper  Sad  little  demon,  fending  off  the  creepers  Grows  stronger  by  the  minute  One  day  his  time  will  come  To  get  a  chance  to  prove  his  worth  For  work  that  he  has  done      27.  Hooverella      Wicked  old  witch,  zoomin  through  the  air  A  hat  for  her  cat,  another  for  her  hair  Said  no  to  old  school,  in  need  of  no  broom  Rather  make  use  of  a  dusty  vacuum  Keep  collecting  dust,  wherever  they  stay  -­‐  plz  improve  this  line,  doesn't  make  much  sense.  Are  those  furballs  or  dustballs  flying  your  way?      28.  Hank  the  Sad  Wizard    Life  can  get  dull,  for  a  lonely  wizard  Depression  has  him  stuck,  like  a  buggy  in  a  blizzard  Nagging  witches  runnin’  round,  callin’  him  dumb  Throwing  paper  wads  off  his  head,  making  fun  No  sweat  to  Hank,  witches  wont  linger  Get  zapped  to  death  with  a  snap  of  his  fingers      29.  Frostwind  Dale  A  run  in  with  him,  it  could  prove  costly  One  reason,  temperature,  he  likes  to  make  it  frosty  Penguins  on  his  feet,  always  keep  him  chill  Thinkin’  to  themselves,  “man  he  could  skip  a  meal”  

Ice  mace  in  hand,  breaks  off  into  hail  Just  a  day  in  the  life,  for  Frostwind  Dale    30.  Gregarious  BFG      He  goes  by  Gregarious  BFG  Big  Friendly  Goblin,  that’s  what  it  means  Unaware  of  his  strength,  his  hugs  can  prove  fatal  So  calling  him  friend  -­‐  take  that  off  the  table  A  run  in  with  him,  brush  him  off  nicely  Kindness  can  kill,  just  ask  the  vikings!    31. Wyverna Shirley Seems she’s just discombobulated Hasn’t pooped in years, she’s constipated Belt full of tools looks like a plumber So full of stool, really no wonder Why she’s so fat, so mean So grumpy and green Do her a favor, this poor poomonger Get a plunger and try n’ unplug her 32.  Mayor  Frown    His  name’s  Mayor  Frown,  depressed  for  a  reason  Fed  up  with  this  town,  thinkin’  about  leavin’  No  longer  troubled,  with  other  pandas’  strife  Do  it  on  his  own,  claw  his  way  through  life   33.  Flossy  Gnashers  Two  sidekicks,  little  pet  bats  One  with  her  lunch,  another  a  hat  Boys  oh  they  love  her,  she  doesn’t  mind      She  feasts  on  their  blood,  whoever  she  finds          She  cannot  help  it,  she’s  a  blood  junkie  Crazy  in  her  eyes,  just  like  a  rabid  monkey   34.  Gideon  Ross  To  all  the  guilty,  hey,  you’re  at  a  loss  Nothing  gets  by,  honorable  Gideon  Ross  Quiet,  take  a  seat,  when  courts  in  session  Grabbing  his  gavel  now,  to  teach  you  a  lesson  If  you  did  the  crime,  well  then  you’re  out  of  luck  You’ll  do  the  time  or  he’ll  mess  you  up   35.  Grevin  McKleuski  Got  a  pig’s  head,  mounted  on  the  shield  

Swordfish  to  his  back,  for  the  battlefield  Jumped  on  a  diet,  Grevin  McKleuski  Started  workin  out,  cut  down  on  the  brewskis  He’s  slimmin’  down,  but  his  shield’s  still  hungry  Turns  out  his  enemies,  make  for  tasty  munchies   36.  Jambo  Puffin’  on  bubbles,  he’s  kind  of  the  man  He  walks  on  the  water,  and  swims  on  the  land  Seems  like  a  hipster,  sports  a  bowtie  Turned  to  a  killer,  the  blink  of  an  eye   37. Griffy Babybird Griffy, like no other Got four legs, abandoned by his mother Fell from the tree, at such a young age Then got adopted, by Crow Hag Mage Abandonment issues at times make him cry Come on grab a tissue, and finally learn to fly 38.  Shocko    Be  wary  the  light  bulb,  if  it  should  glow  He’s  friendly  but  deadly,  the  name,  Shocko  Nothin  can  stop  his  energy  flow  All  coiled  up,  ready  fo’  mo’  Too  much  electricity,  needs  to  let  go  Through  fangs  that  stick,  deep  into  his  foe   39. Mae B. Nastay Plagued with gout Claimed her right foot Looks real stout Hunchback look Cats all around Never stands still If it’s not the cats It’s the smell that kills 40. Rabid Ralph Most dogs say hi, by smelling your butt This one’s different, scorpion mutt Greets with a bark, worse yet a sting Highly contagious venomous thing Rabid by nature, Ralph by name Contact with him, never the same Face swelling now, really uncool Grab anti-venom, or drown on your drool

41.  All  Star  Derek  Started  from  the  bottom,  come  so  far  Winged  Sports  Demon,  True  All-­‐Star  Every  sport  he’s  played,  always  the  favorite  Baseball,  bowling,  futbol  you  name  it  Getting  fit  for  battle,  athlete  turned  to  a  fighter  Spikes  on  bowling  pins,  future  looks  even  brighter     42. Fizmo Bangwizzle Warts on his face, never a problem Spells he cast, usually solve em’ Cast one on a demon, came from hell Kept him a pet, under his spell It worked great, he was a kiddo Growing big, too strong for Fizmo Times running out, spell’s been shaken Wont be pretty, he awakens! 43. Hedge Knight Harry Massive Tree Beast, Hedge Knight Harry Houses a squirrel with which he carries Weird little team, both codependents One to control, other for protection Nose in the air, very good tracker Protect your pair, they’re harsh nutcrackers  44.  Zing  the  Killer  King  Once  was  a  Mantis,  started  disobeying  Said  screw  it  with  the  church,  “I’ve  had  it  with  the  praying!”  Self-­‐proclaimed  king,  laws  of  his  own  Higher  than  thou,  seated  on  the  throne  King  of  the  castle,  got  his  ivory  tower  He  wants  more  land,  he  needs  more  power!   45. Capt’n Four Eyes Bespectacled Goblin Old Capt’n Four Eyes, Bespectacled and all Inches closer to his death, every time he falls Hunched on an axe, used as a cane New pair of spectacles, help him get back in the game So Don’t give up, there’s hope after all Taking his vitamins, so he may again stand tall 46. Juggle McJest Juggle Wizard

Juggling his minions, smiles all around Never once letting, a minion hit the ground Tired of the routine, make it more exciting Add weapons n’ explosives, that’ll be enticing Juggle McJest, he finally know what’s up His new stage act is about to blow up 47. Harry Mole Just a lowly gardener, crops for the fam If anyone can do it, Harry Mole can Hungry trespassers, come by n’ try n’ steal Crops from his yard, his livelihood, his meals “Oh, Holy Mole!,” they scream when he gets em’ Trespassers now fertilize, the ground they rest in 48.  Attila  the  Hen  Future’s  bright  for  this  Battle  Chicken  Bock  Bock  all  you  want,  I’d  suggest  you  listen  Unlike  other  chicks,  this  one’s  not  afraid  Keeps  training  harder,  to  rule  one  day  Swooning  all  the  roosters,  laying  down  some  eggs  She’ll  spare  you  your  life,  but  first  you  gotta  beg   49.  Dr.  Buzzkill,  M.D.    Ugh  Dr.  Buzzkill,  annoying  Doctor  Fly  Always  buzzin  round,  killin  all  the  vibes  Come  on  please  Doc,  bug  someone  else  instead  Shoo  fly,  don’t  bother  me,  listen  what  I’ve  said  No  need  to  take  my  temp,  don’t  want  a  lollipop  Stuck  me  full  of  meds,  heart  ‘s  about  to  Pop!   50.  Furry  de  Grace    Soft  as  a  kitten,  strong  as  a  whale  Your  moment  has  come,  best  not  to  fail  Horns  on  his  head,  horns  on  his  shoulders,    Worked  out  all  his  life  lifting  with  boulders  Furry  de  Grace,  his  muscles  so  tone  He  can’t  have  the  sword,  he’ll  take  the  whole  stone