Excuse Me Sir, That's My Towel....er...I Mean, My Dog....

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Images from an email I received…

Quotes added by yours truly from the net…

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A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by

sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household

by falling over him.

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A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his

tongue in hours.

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It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

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Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.

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Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly.

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