EvolutionDangerously Inspired

DISCLAIMER

THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE, ALTHOUGH IT MIGHT ANSWER SOME PAST OFFENCES AT ME. SHOULD YOU NOT BE SURE WHETHER YOU ARE PARANOIAC OR HYPOCRITICAL, OR SHOULD YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THIS AS A HARMLESS JOKE, PLEASE USE THE ADDRESS BELOW TO CONTACT ME.

INTENDED FOR CLEVER OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE! BUT ALSO FOR MYSELF :)

JACKY

JACKY.TETU@HOTMAIL.FR

(GERMANY, 28.10.2014)

Small Business

For those who don't know me, I am Jacky Tetu. I recently opened a small business for antiques, gifts and art. Small? Yes, and even from the beginning. It has nevertheless become a little bit bigger, although I couldn't do anything about that. I was never aware that such a tiny idea would bring me so much satisfaction. But how I make a living is not the point of today. I am just here to let you and some children know me through my readings, before retiring to a world without internet. A suicide indeed.

Village Communities

I already looked into my dusty boxes to sort out books and magazines to furnish a library in a village community. People there have organized themselves to build and administer various commons things, like bread ovens, dairy factories, common farms and pastures, etc. It is nice to see how rustic and selfish farmers can put ideas and workforce together, without being ruled by laws and officials.

Enjoyable Voice

I have a smooth enjoyable voice, don't I? I eventually have the same timber as a girl I went to school with, now working in the construction area nearby Lyon, in France. Nice girl, although sometimes a little bit moody.The last time I met her, she asked me what was the next NOT interesting subject I was planning to study, like for example fixing circles into squares, back and again, and the other way. I answered "Gynecology". She asked me confused if this was so boring. Well, all the girls I've hanged with so far told me so, and then left. But lets forget France for a while, as I am now living in Germany.

Why Germany

Why I came first to Germany? Honestly I cant remember. to earn a living and enjoy a couple of beers, like the most of us, I think. Germany is also an excellent place to learn foreign languages, and many Saxon words are really close to English. What did not prevent me from training my terribly accentuated English the wrong way.I can remember that, when I came first on my own up here, my grand-father kindly told me to come back with a nice blond German girl.

Smelly Jews

As you can guess, my grandpa was still nostalgic about WWII, when he worked as a police officer. At the beginning, he just had to catch little thieves, stealing goats and slaughtering them in caves. But soon after Jews. He told me it was not so simple to find Jews, as they did not have the tough smelling we have us farmers.During that time, he accidentally met my other grandpa. But I wouldn't advertise for them too long, as they are both gone. Furthermore, ads in newspaper did not make many more people show up at their funerals.

Religion

But don't worry. My other grandpa wasn't Jewish either. I don't know what he was. Up to 30 years ago, on the countryside of South France, there were no religions. People just went to the one available church, not much more.But he was normal, French. He liked to earn money, to womanize, and much less to help his wife at the daily household work. He could have been either Jewish, Christian or Muslim.I have no real preferences about religions. If I had to choose, I would become Jewish. But it wouldn't make much sense, since I've no money. -Where a fuck did I hear that crap before? Oh, from that one herself. It should have been censured!-.

Religions (ced) + Strawball

You know what, I am about to take off direction the space. Such a flight costs about 100 Tquids, but its worth the pain. And become everyday more affordable.I will then tell you if I could, from up there, differentiate between governmental buildings, churches, mosques, temples or whatsoever.I hope they wont drive me over India, because its a real mess down there.

God and Lies

I don't mind whether God exists or not. But I do care, because many killed, rapped or tortured on his behalf.What about a harmless lie, like "God does not exist" instead of a long silence and evicted questions about his responsibility. Not only for the Goodness we all enjoy, but also for the Nastiness we sometimes suffer from.I am not sure if I believe in God, but I believe in religion. In any religion, as long as it educates people. Especially in countries with too few schools or prisons, or in countries where children spend much too much time learning history and deprecated grammar, instead of dealing with real life.

Racism

Nice smile, don't you think!? Do Blacks also have a the tongue black, or pink? I should anytime check this by myself. Please don't claim I am racist. I am not. As least as long as I'm a foreigner. I am now wondering if I'd prefer to be black or racist. Both. I anyway already wished I were black. Yes, Black and racist, that'd be my next wish. But then, which country would suit me better?

Wooden Shoes

These are my favorite shoes. Once upon a time, I thought I had lost them. I became so upset, that, as my wife was not at home, I assaulted both her sister and her brother, before apologizing.I finally found them back, exactly where I eventually put them myself, behind an amount of tubes, Ikea furniture, and some other stuff I was delighted to find back too!What is special with tight wooden shoes, is that they hurt and are pain-killers at the same time. When you are wearing them, you just forget any other problems you may have, or you would have with normal shoes.

Politics

Btw, my readings and talks might not really be suitable or intended for younger children, especially if you are still living at your parents'. Unless you were born before 2007, your mum is divorced, cute and still communist. Communist?! Why did I mention that? I normally just have political opinions when the NSA is spying at me in voting booths.And my ballot would be likely to go to the Trotskyists. I presume they perform very well, as Trotsky himself was lucky enough to have a go with Frida Kahlo.

Porns

FK? U don't know her? Here she is!Sometimes I don't even need porns but rarely. Besides, I read that erection occurs first in the head, its said to be psychological. Is that true? I shampoo and wash my hair several times every day, and nothing ever happens.There are thousands of models, but you can really often see the same special ones on the cover, or in inspired articles. Why do just a few have such a stronger sin-appeal?For your records, my favourite Playboy for 2014 was the new year one, if I can remember it well.

I admire Germany

I admire Germany. No, really! As I noticed again last Monday during a male and pleasant conversation, Germans are positively patriots. Some elder people would even stay and die at home, instead of walking out, risking to slip down, to get wounded or injured. That's pretty fair towards their social and pension schemes.They are just grateful to their country, that have been preparing them in the last 2 decades actually very well for the next ongoing economical crises. I'd myself nevertheless go and die fishing in the sunny French Guyana. And German cinema is awesome and aesthetical. Never miss a chance to watch "The coming Days" from Lars Kraume: simply clean, sober but not prudish, dynamic and realistic. With some degree of acceptance for a different view about our future. A must-watch, in my opinion.

Natural Life

A wonderful book. Bought when I worked as a carpenter. It mainly covers facts and real case studies on modern and sustainable construction. Full of good tips, tables, a glossary, addresses, ... suitable for individuals and craftsmen.For an introduction to the logistics and constraints around "community and mutual help" initiative, take a look at the Lamas in Wales. Primarily focusing on low impact construction, they deal much more with the somehow utopic, but ideal, approach of resuscitating old construction techniques, and balanced styles of life.

Old-timed and Outdated

I am also about to start thinking at that 3rd book. Everyday more about. But with much less enthusiasm, as I was educated and taught how to produce energy and save time, but not how to spend time saving energy. Either green, gray or any other colored type of energy. In those regards, I am totally outdated and old-timed I'd say. I still have to accept that clothes pegs are the most valuable green invention ever.

Laziness

If I am French? Sure I am. You think that French are lazy? Then I am that one, definitely. I'd say I haven't invented laziness, it would have been exhausting. But I've neither tried to prevent it, for the same reason.The thing is, I'm just French on a part-time basis, and at a low hourly rate. A few people could even hardly guess where I am from. Furthermore, I sometimes just pretend to work, as other pretend to pay me, correctly I mean.

BGB das Bundesgesetztbuch

None of these books were allowed to hide in a drawer, and enjoy a nice retirement. Except that one: much more than the Bible, the German reference book: das BGB. This version is actually a lighter one, commented and annotated.It can help you answer the question, whether the law is a whore anyone fucks up his own way, as I heard in France, or a cow anyone milks his best way, as I was told in Germany. Slightly different approaches for the same topic.I personally think the law is none of that, but, in case I am wrong, I created and shared mid Oct. a draft on FB about mutual convenient relationship.

Tea or Coffee

Indian Chai. Tasty and spicy as tea should always be. I lately just drank tea for about a week, but it did not help me sleep any better. I then turned back to traditional coffee, and I am already having better nights and quiet days.Coffee might be like lovable women the most trouble they cause you is when you don't have some, or any. But don't be paranoiac, I am not cooking you. With my wife everything is quite all right. We could even accommodate ourselves pretty well: at the beginning we shared our bed together, but had disjoint bank accounts. Now we have a single common account.

Confession

If anytime you ask a priest about the current renewal of the Church, ensure him you can keep secrets, alone as well. Priests know about confessions, as one of the first "Information and Espionage" administration in France, created by any king, was based on a network of churchmen. But they had restricted powers, and rarely transmitted crispy information, sometimes also involving thirds.

Compassion

Oups, I forgot to make you cry. Its important to inspire and gain compassion before arguing. So that your audience is more eager to watch and listen, to receive your message, and to acknowledge with your opinion.But what could I say? I've had a happy life, eating gourmet meat, Bergamotes and Andouillettes, working on off-hours after school. Do you know what are 5-cents evening jobs worth after a few years? About one million. Francs. Unfortunately lost the same year, when I graduated, playing lottery.

Compassion (Ced)

But maybe you already know about my grandmother? Nothing special, except that she got with age a truly bent back, and a fire in her village in 1976, stopped before jumping to other houses, but hers.I discovered and learnt over years much from her, as a model to follow.

Evolution

We are almost done. Almost nothing left to sort out. Except that book about Evolution I haven't finished yet.I wouldn't believe in evolution, as it does not allow much of randomness, exception and independence from fore-comers. Furthermore, Evolution would imply me to improve my poor skills in accentuated English, what is unlikely to happen in a close future. And I don't believe in miracles either.

The End

I nevertheless really thank you for bearing with me, and for allowing yourself to waste some more of your life in front of a screen, watching crap. But... what else then.

If you liked what you read, remember that this first attempt to write something else as a covering letter for a job was inspired by some real humorists and artists. Otherwise, remember it was made by a man with a damaged finger, almost angry and cold, and almost within the 20 allowed minutes.If you really hated that, please know that I write as I read, I speak as I heard, I leave as I came, and I mind as I lived.Jacky . Tetu @hotmail.fr (Germany, 28.10.2014)