Elf on the Shelf - For Real Ya'll
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Revised and edited
by Gwen Kik
To the relief of imperfect
parents EVERYWHERE!
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Have you ever wondered how Santa could know
If you are naughty or nice each year as you grow?
For hundreds of years it has been a big secret.
It now can be shared if you promise to keep it.
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At holiday time
Santa sometimes
sends me to you.
I watch and report
on all that you do.
My job is an
assignment from
Santa HISS-ELF.
I am his helper, a
friendly scout elf.
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Once you are finished my
mission can start. What will
you call me - Sparkle or Fart?
Will it be Fiddle, Criddle or
Clyde?
Bugger is cute, too, but you
must decide.
The first time I come to the place you call home
you at some point must give me a name of my
own.
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Each night while you are
sleeping to Santa I will fly,
to the North Pole right
through the dark sky.
Of course Christmas magic
helps me to be quick. I
laugh with my friends,
including
Mrs. Kik (and St. Nick).
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I tell if you have have been whiny or bad.
News of this kind makes him very sad.
A push or a shove I report to the Boss,
But small acts of kindness will not be a loss.
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In the car, at the park,
and especially with mother
the word will get out
if you hit your brother.
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If you have been good, with no whining or crying,
no fighting, no pouting and surely no lying, THEN You can jump out of bed and come running to see: who
will be first to spy little old me?
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Maybe the kitchen, the bathroom, or den
But if you are naughty - I might not come again.
I could be in the toilet or a grocery sack,
But when children act ugly, I might not come back.
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There is only one rule that you really must keep:
DO NOT whine to Mommy
If I do not move while you sleep.
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I like to do silly things when you are good,
So if you want me to show you -
Then act as you should.
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I would rather tell Santa that you have been sweet,
that you have said your prayers and given sister a
treat!
How will he know how good you have been? He might
think that you forgot about him!
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I cannot speak to you,
so says Santa Claus.
All of us elves have to follow his laws.
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I will listen to you. Tell me your wishes.
Would you like a game or a bowl of live fishes?
The gleam in my eye and my bright little smile
Shows you I am listening and noting your file.
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So if you wake up and I am still in the pool
Just ask yourself if you were actin’ a fool?
If this happens again for several days
I may not come back, that would be a
The night before Christmas my job is at an end.
The rest of the year with Santa I will spend.
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He likes to eat cookies as he puts toys in a sock,
Some people think he needs Plexus, or at least some of
their Block!
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Now blow me a kiss and bid me farewell.
I will fly away when I hear the sleigh bell.
Of course I will miss you, but wait till next
year. And if you are good I will reappear!
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THE END
(p.s. - I always love saying that part :)