BEFORE EATING, ALWAYS TAKE TIME TO THANK THE FOOD

THE CREATOR, BY MAKING MAN EAT TO LIVE, INVITES HIM TO DO SO WITH APPETITE AND REWARDS HIM WITH PLEASURE.

WHEN GOING TO AN EATING HOUSE, GO TO ONE THAT IS FILLED WITH CUSTOMERS.

AMERICANS HAVE MORE FOOD TO EAT THAN ANY OTHER PEOPLEAND MORE DIETS TO KEEP THEM FROM EATING IT.

EATING WITHOUT DIGESTING IS LIKE READING WITHOUT REFLECTING.

EAT TO LIVE AND NOT LIVE TO EAT

WATER IN THE

MOUTH BEFORE

EATING; WATER

IN THE EYES WHEN

THE BILL COMES.

DON’T SMOKE TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, EAT TOO MUCH OR WORK TOO MUCH.WE’RE ALL ON THE ROAD TO THE GRAVE – THERE’S NO NEED TO BE IN THE PASSING LANE.

PERSONALLY I STAY AWAY FROM ALL NATURAL FOODS.AT MY AGE I NEED ALL THE PRESERVATIVES I CAN GET.

GEORGE BURNS.

ONLY IRISH COFFEE PROVIDES IN A SINGLE GLASS ALL FOUR ESSENTIALFOOD GROUPS – ALCOHOL, CAFFEINE, SUGAR AND FAT. ALEX LEVINE

I OFTEN TAKEEXERCISE. WHYONLY YESTERDAYI HAD MY BREAK-FAST IN BED.

MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO STOP HAVING INTIMATE DINNERS FOR FOUR; UNLESS THERE ARE THREE OTHER PEOLE.

I EAT MERELY TO PUT FOOD OUT OF MY MIND

R

I’M NOT SAYING MY WIFE’S A BAD COOK, BUT SHE USES A SMOKEALARM AS A TIMER. BOB MONKHOUSE

WHEN THE WAITRESS ASKED IF I WANTED MY PIZZA CUT INTO FOUR OREIGHT SLICES, I SAID, “FOUR. I DON’T THINK I CAN EAT EIGHT.”

I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME.

I SAW A POSTER ADVERTISING A LECTURE BY A FAMOUS NUTRITIONISTON EATING PROBLEMS. I SAID TO MYSELF “HEY I DON’T NEED THAT. IDON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEM EATING !!!.

HOW CAN I GO ON A DIET ? THE FRIDGE IS STILL FULL.