Dr. S. Epstein’s · FROG— is to be found entirely in the input that the frog receives from its...
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Promoting all LEAPING, CROAKING, FLY-CATCHING, & sundry behaviors of Dr. S. Epstein’s 100% Guaranteed Falsifiable Patented Scientific Explanatorily Adequate Amazing Frog Food Guaranteed habit-forming! Caution: may cause frog behavior in children, house pets, and the elderly. Wash hands after handling to reduce risk of warts. Strong enough for a toad; PH balanced for a frog. Not compatible with Dr. Epstein’s Patented Acorn-grow oak treeness enhancer. ANNOUNCING: A Spectacular presentation by master showman Dr. Samuel D. Epstein Ph.D. of a new 100% guaranteed amazing and mystical neo-Skinnerian Frog Behavior-enhancing Frog Food elixir! “What FROG SCIENCE now understands”, says Dr. Epstein, “is that FROGGINESS —that essential, ineffable je ne sais quoi of THE FROG— is to be found entirely in the input that the frog receives from its environ- ment.” Dr. Epstein’s 100% Guaranteed Authentic Patented Scientific Frog Food is absolutely packed with jumping, croaking and all the behaviors a happy adult frog needs. t r a d e m ar k The Frog! 1 st April 20 11 1:00pm
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Promoting all LEAPING, CROAKING, FLY-CATCHING, & sundry behaviors of
Dr. S. Epstein’s100% Guaranteed * Falsifiable * Patented Scientific * Explanatorily Adequate
Amazing Frog Food
Guaranteed habit-forming!
Caution: may cause frogbehavior in children, house
pets, and the elderly.
Wash hands after handling to reduce risk of warts.
Strong enough for a toad; PH balanced for a frog.
Not compatible withDr. Epstein’s Patented
Acorn-grow oak treeness enhancer.
ANNOUNCING: A Spectacular presentation by master showman Dr. Samuel D. Epstein Ph.D. of a new 100% guaranteed amazing and mystical neo-Skinnerian Frog Behavior-enhancing Frog Food elixir!
“What FROG SCIENCE now understands”, says Dr. Epstein, “is that FROGGINESS —that essential, ineffable je ne sais quoi of THE FROG— is to be found entirely in the input that the frog receives from its environ-ment.”
Dr. Epstein’s 100% Guaranteed Authentic Patented Scientific Frog Food is absolutelypacked with jumping, croaking and all the behaviors a happy adult frog needs.
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The Frog!
1st
April
2011
1:00pm
