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  • 1.About dogs and people

2. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers 3. One reason a dog canbe such a comfort whenyoure feeling blue is that he doesnt try tofind out why. ~Author Unknown 4. The average dogis a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney 5. Everything I Need to Know I Learned From My DogWhen loved ones come home, always run to greet them.Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to bepure ecstasy. 6. If you pick upa starving dogand make him prosperous,he will not bite you;that is the principaldifference between a dog and a man Mark Twain 7. A man may smile and bid you hailYet wish you to the devil;But when a good dog wags his tail,You know hes on the level.~Author Unknown 8. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy lickingyour face.Ben Williams 9. Scratch a dog and youll find a permanent job. ~Franklin P. Jones 10. Dont accept your dogs admiration as conclusive evidence thatyou are wonderful. Ann Landers 11. Properly trained,a Man can be Dogs bestfriend.~Corey Ford 12. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of aweird religious cult.. Rita Rudner 13. Ever consider whatour dogs must thinkof us? I mean, here we come back froma grocery store withthe most amazinghaul chicken, pork, half a cow. Theymust think were thegreatest hunters onearth! Anne Tyler 14. Anybody who doesnt know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin P. Jones 15. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I haveknown will go to heaven - and very, very few persons. James Thurber 16. The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~AmbroseBierce 17. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can.Thats almost $21 in dog money. Joe Weinstein 18. If your dog is fat, youarent getting enoughexercise. 19. My Goal in lifeis to be as gooda person as mydog alreadythinks I am. 20. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlikepeople, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mixlove and hate - Sigmund Freud 21. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras 22. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. 23. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs shouldrelax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A. Heinlein