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Vol. 48 No. 3 Cherry Hill High School East: 1750 Kresson Road, Cherry Hill, NJ 08003 Fall Dodgeball ‘13
A preview of the fall dodgeball tournament: 35 teams, 1 champion
Team Name Captain Other PlayersBall Out War Mr. Speller Billy Spitzer, Adam Bergen,
Evan Bloom, Azlan Cobb, Jake Silpe, Mr. James
Globo Gym Purple Cobras
Matt Segal Tyler Gamble, Mike Cerota, Adam Bienstock, Mike O’Shaughnessy, Ronnie Barnes, Jordan Gilber
Team $GMONEY$
Mike Trongone Mike Lombardi, Anthony Cook, Brett Tafaro,Tyler Felix-Spady, Alex Aquino
Dat Team Doe Aaron Chan Kyle Smith, Jimmy Burke, Matt DiPatri, Zack Kelly, Justin Moulic
Freshman Young Bouls
Josiah Lebrun Andres Serrano, Zachary Hall, Nasir Shubar, Joe Ucifferri, Evan Williams, Frankie Zucker
DivisionsOverall Projected
Finalists:1st: Ball Out War2nd: Smithsonians3rd: Frank-Tops4th: Money Team
Division A
When: Thursday, December 12 at 7:00 p.m.
(Players should arrive by 6:40)Where: DiBart Gym
Noah Hinrichs (‘14) will be DJing the event.
Team Name Captain Other PlayersSmithsonians Nick Ciocco Jordan Friedman, Andrew Cohen,
TJ Bourne, Mike Brambilla, Mr. Smith, Griffen Colton
Mani-Fresh Brett Dashevsky Aaron Silverberg, Jesse Dubrow, Josh Salkin, Drew Meklinsky, Mr. Maniscalco, Mitch Finkelstein
Taking Care of Business
Larry McCay Aiden Sutkin, Leonidas Katsikas, Alec Silverstone, Eric Grayson, Phil Chehet
Sulfur Tungsten Silver
Noah Ritz Brittany Yesner, Ezra Brooks, Daniel Jang, Ian Dunn, Darren Hwang
CHE Girls Basketball
Katie O’Brien Zoe Schlessel, Julia Presant, Sarah Birchmeier, Jazz Sullivan, Rachel Rivera, Aliyah Godwin
Team Name Captain Other PlayersFrank-Tops Frank Kelly Zach Butter, Eric Zucker, Lou
Montagano, Dillion Impagli-azzo, Terry Hall, Willee Cao
Dodge Style Lee Rosen-Swell David Golkow, Matt Fleisher, Jon Rosen, Andrew Bowen, Brian Stamm
Mighty Ballers Nikki Zaso Brooke Beatty, Noel Hartey, Taylor Micua, Christina Stansic, Vanessa Early
Blasian Persuasion
Weslie Chiu Sagar Desai, Christian Butts, Ziyi Yang, Dean Sosa, Sean Dan, Jenny Gao
The Slippery Six Rachel Vetesi Caroline Sawn, Jordan Gomer, Liam Mahoney, Nicole Rotkovitz, Mollie Taylor, Jake Rudin
Division B
Division C
Eastside PicksGroup Winner: Ball Out War2nd Place: Globo Gym Purple CobrasAnalysis: Ball Out War will come out on top of Division A, with help from key players like Adam Bergen and Jake Silpe, in pursuit of its third dodgeball tournament championship. The Globo Gym Purple Cobras will use strategic dodgeballing similar to what is preached by owner and founder of Globo Gym, White Goodman. Team $GMONEY$ hopes to advance out of its division and play the Money Team to show that G-Money is better than normal currency. Dat Team Doe will look to-wards All-Conference goalkeeper Matt DiPatri to make some acrobatic catches and keep its team in it. The Freshman Young Bouls are entering their first ever dodgeball tournament and should come out with at least one win.
Eastside PicksGroup Winner: Smithsonians2nd Place: Mani-FreshAnalysis: The Smithsonians will have no problem cruising through Di-
vision B. The team has come very close to a championship throughout their past dodgeball tournaments and is due for a championship. Mr. Maniscalco and his six sophomores, Mani-Fresh, should come in second in this division. However, Taking Care Of Business hopes to literally take care of some business out on the court and get a few victories. Sulfur Tungsten Silver will show off its close connection with the
elements and look to get some wins. As one of the better teams consisting of only girls, CHE Girls Basketball will fly under the radar in Division B and compete for a second-place finish.
Eastside PicksGroup Winner: Frank-Tops2nd Place: Dodge StyleAnalysis: Frank-Tops will finish on top of Division C by showing off their-tanks and their Frank. Dodge Style, a team of all sophomores, will styl-ishly dodge and take second place in the division. Mighty Ballers is a team consisting of all girls’ soc-cer players. It should be the best girls team in the tournament and should compete for second in this division. Blasian Persuasion will show off its culturally sound team and try to persuade the court ref-erees to give the team a win. The Slippery Six hopes to keep its grip on the newly waxed DiBart Gym floor and not slip all over the court.
Ball Out War
Taking Care of Business
Mighty Ballers
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DivisionsTeam Name Captain Other Players
Money Team Ross Peterzell Abe Granoff, David Linsky, Tommy Smierciak, Mike Pierce, Austin Wetzler
The PrettyCrackas
Ben Dillon Josh Dillon, Andrew Warkala, Giancarlo Santo, Ryan Swenson, Pat Swenson
D-Wing @ Aliciousness
Max Yankowitz Evan Brody, Brandon Wein-berg, Andrew Shapiro, Ryan Berlin, Max Hoffman
Curry Crew Sweg
Kedar Arige Sahas Pinninti, Aditya Kuntamuk-kula, Jay Chudasama, Vimalesh Vasu, Shreshth Awadhiya,
Krispy Kreme Sale Jan 9th
Jeremy Welsch Lewis Cohen, Dana Chavetz, Hari Gouda, Jason Fisch, Mike Borinski, Bogdan Vitoc
PLEASE NOTE: If a team wins three games but does not win its division, that team will have a chance of winning the wildcard. No 2-2 team will be able to advance beyond the first round.
Division D
Division F
Team Name Captain Other PlayersMuffin Stuffers Matt Mozzillo Mario Paglione, Chris
Hammerquist, Brent Collins, Matt Stern, Brandon Stern, Jon Hansen
Toon Squad Nick Zipf Luke Hinrichs, CoryAmbrosino, Max Jacobs, Skyler Colton, Jackson Edelman
Livin’ Like Larry
Lawrence Feng Adam Syarief, Sri Datla, Connor Rimby, Alex Reganata, Seth Krivchenia, Nick Mangano
Incrediballers Max Getson Aaron Groff, Matt Kains, Zach Apell, Evan Schectman, Matt Rothman, Jared Sands
Nate’s Garden Tools
Nicky Iantosca Isabell Iacono, Eiryne Baker, Natalie Hughes, Sarah Kuznets, Nate Keating, Miles West
Division E
Division G
Eastside PicksGroup Winner: Money Team2nd Place: The Pretty CrackasAnalysis: Money Team plans to show off its paper and yell “money” after every play in every match it plays. It will take first place in the division and show that its form of currency is the best. The Pretty Crackas have two pairs of siblings—the Dillons and the Swensons—and should take second in the division. D-Wing @ Ali-ciousness will show off its performing skills and make an impct in Division D. Curry Crew Sweg hopes to win a game or two in the tournament. Also, Krispy Kreme Sale Jan 9th will once again show great displays of shameless advertising out on the court.
Eastside PicksGroup Winner: Muffin Stuffers2nd Place: Toon SquadAnalysis: The juniors of the Muffin Stuffers will be on top of Division E and stuff some dodgeballs into their opponents. Toon Squad is a team of freshmen and the cool part about them is that they all believe they are cartoons themselves. They will take second in the division. Livin’ Like Larry could get a few wins in the division and show that the members are playing as Larry the Lobster would. Incrediballers will ball out on the court and get a win or two. Na-te’s Garden Tools plan to plant their dodgeball seed in the dodgeball tournament and watch it grow.
Team Name Captain Other PlayersFoot Fairies Fernando
MoralesKyle Lochbiler, Mike Blatt, Alex Blaker, Gianna Palma, Jake Siegel
Bad Asymptote Mother Functions
Mr. Semus Eric Babitz, Nikhil Shukla, Conrad Kramer, Jay Park, Daniel Kim, Matthew Buono
The Above Average Joes
Sam Snyder Ryan Gericke, Ben Golden, Aaron Widman, Ronan McVeigh, Eric Simons
Body Hunters Michael Bookin Fernando Garcia, Michael Onu, Ben Goldberg, Andrew Vanase, Robert Sparrow
The Nasties Rafaela Brinn Richard Kirby, Clecy Romen, Ariel Sabatini, Angela Maeng, Amrita Mitra
Team Name Captain Other PlayersChin Strap Zach Volm Jonathan Vaughters, Shane De-
Guzman, Colin Pumphrey, Vinny Guckin, Jake Babroff, Austin Block
Ballcoholics Aaron Chung Samuel Yoon, Romell Corpuz, Dean Sosa, Jordan Lee, Shane Haar
Five and a Half Men
Zachary Wohl Brett Olln, Aaron Molotsky, Sujay Desai, Josh Swerdloff, Chris Mele
Fast Pitches Megan Martin Kendall Boardman, Bianca Nataloni, Kelsea Keniff, Alex Perez, Kendall Geiz
Wrecking Ballers
Charlotte Montgomery
Emily Mosgowsky, Carly Wetzler, Dani Dunoff, Robin Brown, Lauren Romisher, Laura Turkeiniecz
Eastside PicksGroup Winner: Foot Fairies2nd Place: Bad Asymptote Mother FunctionsAnalysis: The Foot Fairies will have to show that they can use their hands and not just their feet but will win Division G. Bad Asymptote Mother Functions are counting on their praised captain Mr. Semus to display signs of true dodgeballing and will take second place in the division. Sam Snyder and The Above Average Joes will show that they are above average at playing dodgeball and get some wins. The Body Hunters will literally hunt down the bodies of their targets and get a win or two. The Nasties plan to prove that they are very nasty at dodgeball and look to be the surprise team of this division.
Eastside PicksGroup Winner: Chin Strap2nd Place: BallcoholicsAnalysis: The football players of Chin Strap will strap on their dodgeball helmets and take first place in Division F. Ballcoholics will show their addiction to dodgeball and take second place in the division. Five and a Half Men will be playing half a man down and hope to get a win to fill the missing half a person. Fast Pitches is one of two all girls teams in Division F and consists of all softball players. The members will show that they can throw a dodgeball just as hard as a softball. The Wrecking Ballers are all sophomore girls and will come into this tournament like a wrecking ball, but with more appropriate clothes on.
Money TeamMuffin Stuffers
Ballcoholics
Foot Fairies
Fall Dodgeball ‘13 EASTSIDE Page 3
TournamenT ScheduleDivision A Division B
Game Match1 Ball Out War vs. Globo Gym Purple Cobras
2 Team $GMONEY$ vs. Dat Team Doe3 Freshman Young Bouls vs. Ball Out War4 Globo Gym Purple Cobras vs. Dat Team Doe5 Freshman Young Bouls vs. Team $GMONEY$
6 Dat Team Doe vs. Freshman Young Bouls
7 Team $GMONEY$ vs. Ball Out War8 Freshman Young Bouls vs. Globo Gym Purple Cobras
9 Ball Out War vs. Dat Team Doe10 Globo Gym Purple Cobras vs. Team $GMONEY$
Division C Division D
Division FDivision E
Game Match1 Smithsonians vs. Mani-Fresh2 Taking Care of Business vs. Sulfur Tungsten Silver
3 CHE Girls Basketball vs. Smithsonians4 Mani-Fresh vs. Sulfur Tungsten Silver5 CHE Girls Basketball vs. Taking Care of Business
6 Sulfur Tungsten Silver vs. CHE Girls Basketball7 Taking Care of Business vs. Smithsonians8 CHE Girls Basketball vs. Mani-Fresh9 Smithsonians vs. Sulfur Tungsten Silver
10 Mani-Fresh vs. Taking Care of Business
Game Match1 Frank-Tops vs. Dodge Style2 Mighty Ballers vs. Blasian Persuasion3 The Slippery Six vs. Frank-Tops4 Dodge Style vs. Blasian Persuasion5 The Slippery Six vs. Mighty Ballers6 Blasian Persuasion vs. The Slippery Six7 Mighty Ballers vs. Frank-Tops8 The Slippery Six vs. Dodge Style9 Frank-Tops vs. Blasian Persuasion
10 Dodge Style vs. Mighty Ballers
Game Match1 Money Team vs. The Pretty Crackas2 D-Wing @ Aliciousness vs. Curry Crew Sweg
3 Krispy Kreme Sale Jan 9th vs. Money Team4 The Pretty Crackas vs. Curry Crew Sweg
5 Krispy Kreme Sale Jan 9th vs. D-Wing @ Aliciousness
6 Curry Crew Sweg vs. Krispy Kreme Sale Jan 9th
7 D-Wing @ Aliciousness vs. Money Team8 Krispy Kreme Sale Jan 9th vs. The Pretty Crackas
9 Money Team vs. Curry Crew Sweg10 The Pretty Crackas vs. D-Wing @ Aliciousness
Game Match1 Chin Strap vs. Ballcoholics2 Five and a Half Men vs. Fast Pitches3 Wrecking Ballers vs. Chin Strap4 Ballcoholics vs. Fast Pitches5 Wrecking Ballers vs. Five and a Half Men6 Fast Pitches vs. Wrecking Ballers7 Five and a Half Men vs. Chin Strap8 Wrecking Ballers vs. Ballcoholics9 Chin Strap vs. Fast Pitches
10 Ballcoholics vs. Five and a Half Men
Game Match1 Muffin Stuffers vs. Toon Squad2 Livin’ Like Larry vs. Incrediballers3 Nate’s Garden Tools vs. Muffin Stuffers4 Toon Squad vs. Incrediballers5 Nate’s Garden Tools vs. Livin’ Like Larry6 Incrediballers vs. Nate’s Garden Tools7 Livin’ Like Larry vs. Muffin Stuffers8 Nate’s Garden Tools vs. Toon Squad9 Muffin Stuffers vs. Incrediballers
10 Toon Squad vs. Livin’ Like Larry
Division A plays first on Court A. Division B plays first on Court B.
Division C plays second on Court A. Division D plays second on Court B.
Division E plays third on Court A. Division F plays third on Court B.
Fall Dodgeball ‘13 EASTSIDE Page 4
TournamenT Schedule ContinuedDivision G
Enjoy this fall 2013 dodgeball tournament.
This is Eastside’s 16th tournament, and we are proud that it has become a twice-a-year
East tradition.
Events like these help us to print issues and run our website. We are proud to announce that Eastside has been named the #1 high school
newspaper in New Jersey for five consecutive years. We are also proud to announce that ten editors received awards at the National High School Journalism Convention in Boston, MA,
this past November.
Watch the event unfold on Thursday, December 12.
Important Rules For Players...
- Familiarize yourself with the registration packet, which explains all of the rules and guidelines in detail.
- Players are not permitted to step outside the the borders of the court. Eastside staff will be in charge of retrieving any dodgeballs outside of the court. If a player violates
this rule, he/she will be called out as if hit by a ball.
- No arguing with the alumni and staff referees or any other Eastside staff members will be tolerated. Their rulings are final. Arguments or any foul play could result in
being thrown out of the tournament and future tournaments.
- If a player is hit and eliminated, he/she can make no intentional contact with a dodgeball. For example, no dodgeballs can be kicked or thrown out of frustration
after a player is eliminated.
The above rules and all previous rules will be strictly enforced by referees.
All teams MUST arrive by 6:40 p.m.Spectators should arrive by 7:00 p.m.
Please be sure to visit www.eastside-online.org and www.youtube.com/eastsideonlineafterwards for post-tournament coverage as well as coverage from past years!
Spellings were provided by the respective teams.
Continue to tweet selfies @eastsideonline to be included in our January issue!Layout by Thomas Hudson (‘14)/ Eastside Managing Editor and Nick Ciocco (‘14)/ Eastside Sports EditorCommentary by Nick Ciocco (‘14)/ Eastside Sports EditorPhotos by Andi Leff (‘14)/ Eastside Photo Editor
Game Match1 Foot Fairies vs. Bad Asymptote Mother Functions
2 The Above Average Joes vs. Body Hunters3 The Nasties vs. Foot Fairies4 Bad Asymptote Mother Functions vs. Body Hunters5 The Nasties vs. The Above Average Joes
6 Body Hunters vs. The Nasties7 The Above Average Joes vs. Foot Fairies8 The Nasties vs. Bad Asymptote Mother Functions
9 Foot Fairies vs. Body Hunters10 Bad Asymptote Mother Functions vs. The Above Average Joes
Division G plays fourth on Court A.