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DWV is a fan-made magazine I made just for the hell of itDWV is a fan-made magazine I made just for the hell of itwhen I had time to kill. However, I was the only personwhen I had time to kill. However, I was the only personever to see it and as some of the information is now outever to see it and as some of the information is now outof date – I decided to make this “archives” issueof date – I decided to make this “archives” issuefeaturing all the best articles from 2009/10. The DWVfeaturing all the best articles from 2009/10. The DWVexperience continues on my youtube channel atexperience continues on my youtube channel atwww.youtube.com/StephenDHendersonwww.youtube.com/StephenDHenderson

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This small spaceship smashed into Big This small spaceship smashed into Big Ben and then dive-bombed into the Ben and then dive-bombed into the Thames. It was being flown by a Thames. It was being flown by a genetically modified pig!genetically modified pig!

The Sycorax vessel was a hollowed out The Sycorax vessel was a hollowed out asteroid. When it entered the Earth's asteroid. When it entered the Earth's atmosphere it smashed all the windows atmosphere it smashed all the windows in London!in London!

This luxury liner, owned by Max This luxury liner, owned by Max Capricorn, almost crashed into Capricorn, almost crashed into Earth after being hit by Earth after being hit by asteroids.asteroids.

The Adiposian First Family scooped up their The Adiposian First Family scooped up their little fat babies in this giant flying saucer little fat babies in this giant flying saucer and then dropped Matron Cofelia like a hot and then dropped Matron Cofelia like a hot potato!potato!

This black sphere of This black sphere of doom was the flagship doom was the flagship of Davros's new Dalek of Davros's new Dalek Empire. It has a heart of Empire. It has a heart of Z-Neutrino Energy and Z-Neutrino Energy and together with the 27 together with the 27 stolen planets it stolen planets it became the deadly became the deadly reality bomb.reality bomb.

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A platoon of Judoon landed on the Moon A platoon of Judoon landed on the Moon in these powerful police rockets, looking in these powerful police rockets, looking for the blood-sucking Plasmavore for the blood-sucking Plasmavore

The Empress of the Racnoss has a The Empress of the Racnoss has a suitably spidery spaceship, shaped like a suitably spidery spaceship, shaped like a star. It could fire energy beams from it's star. It could fire energy beams from it's points.points.

It may look like a huge squashed fly It may look like a huge squashed fly but it was once a streamlined deep-but it was once a streamlined deep-spacer. It crashed on San Helios spacer. It crashed on San Helios when Stingrays hit the engines. when Stingrays hit the engines.

The spuddy Sontarons could have The spuddy Sontarons could have blasted Earth out of the sky with this blasted Earth out of the sky with this mighty mothership but instead they tried mighty mothership but instead they tried to turn it into a clone world.to turn it into a clone world.

The ultimate The ultimate spaceship... spaceship... The Doctor's The Doctor's little blue box little blue box beats all others beats all others as it can travel as it can travel in time and in time and space!space!

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Played By: Jon PertweeCompanions: Liz Shaw, Jo Grant and Sarah Jane SmithWore : Frilly shirts, Velvet coatsTransport: As the 3rd Doctor was exiled to Earth, he travelled in a bright yellow car called Bessie!Death: Got radiation poisoning from the spiders from Metebelis 3. He retuned back to Sarah Jane andregenerated on the floor and forgot to quit his job withUNIT!

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Played By: Tom BakerCompanions: Sarah Jane Smith,Harry Sulivan,Leela,K9 I, K9 II, Romana, Romana II, Adric, Nyssa & TeganWore : Long Scarfs, Curly Hair, Big HatHighlights : Saw the Genesis of the Daleks, The Only Doctor to fight the Zygons, Longest Lasting Doctor, Voted Favourite Doctor of Classic Series.Death: Was tricked by The Master and fell of a telescope.

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The 4The 4thth Doctor, Doctor, Tom Baker Tom Baker broke his broke his collarbone collarbone filming a stunt filming a stunt in the episode in the episode the Sontaron the Sontaron Experiment – Experiment – which was which was only his 3only his 3rdrd episode as the Doctor. A stunt man episode as the Doctor. A stunt man had to fill in for the more energetic had to fill in for the more energetic parts and Tom used his long scarf parts and Tom used his long scarf as a sling whilst filming other parts.as a sling whilst filming other parts.

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Whilst travelling back in time, the Doctor Whilst travelling back in time, the Doctor has met a few historical figures. From has met a few historical figures. From famous writers to Queens the Doctor has famous writers to Queens the Doctor has some pretty extra-ordinary friends.some pretty extra-ordinary friends.

The Doctor and The Doctor and Donna met the Donna met the famous crime famous crime writer when there writer when there was a murderous was a murderous bee around. bee around. Agatha being the Agatha being the great mind she is great mind she is figured it out... It figured it out... It was the vicar!was the vicar!

The Doctor and Martha The Doctor and Martha met Shakespeare in met Shakespeare in Elizabethan England's Elizabethan England's Globe Theatre. But it Globe Theatre. But it wasn't soon before wasn't soon before witches were hi-jacking his witches were hi-jacking his next play... It was Doctor next play... It was Doctor to the rescue who trapped to the rescue who trapped them inside their own them inside their own crystal ball. Bet they didn't crystal ball. Bet they didn't see that one coming!see that one coming!

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The 9The 9thth Doctor and Rose met the Doctor and Rose met the famous novelist in Victorian Cardiff famous novelist in Victorian Cardiff where he was giving a reading of where he was giving a reading of his famous 'A Christmas Carol'. But his famous 'A Christmas Carol'. But when a ghostly gas creature began when a ghostly gas creature began to take over corpses making them to take over corpses making them walk about, it wasn't Doctor to the walk about, it wasn't Doctor to the rescue... the undertakers servant rescue... the undertakers servant sacrificed herself, despite protests sacrificed herself, despite protests from Rose.from Rose.

Queen Victoria was on her way to Queen Victoria was on her way to Edinburgh when her coach was Edinburgh when her coach was hi-jacked by the brotherhood. hi-jacked by the brotherhood. They were protecting a werewolf They were protecting a werewolf and had lined up Her Majesty for and had lined up Her Majesty for a biting at the Torchwood Estate. a biting at the Torchwood Estate. The Doctor was on hand to help The Doctor was on hand to help when he used Victoria's precious when he used Victoria's precious Koh-ih-Noor diamond to drown Koh-ih-Noor diamond to drown the wolf in moonlight. Queen the wolf in moonlight. Queen Victoria rewarded them with a Victoria rewarded them with a Knighthood each and punished Knighthood each and punished them by banishing them from her them by banishing them from her country. She set up the country. She set up the Torchwood Institute to protect Torchwood Institute to protect Great Britain against alien Great Britain against alien threats, mostly the Doctor threats, mostly the Doctor

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The Doctor is attacked with The Doctor is attacked with radiation from the spiders of radiation from the spiders of Metebelis 3. He returns to Earth Metebelis 3. He returns to Earth to meet Sarah Jane where he to meet Sarah Jane where he collapses out of the TARDIS collapses out of the TARDIS and begins to change.and begins to change.

Just after the Doctor had defeated the Cybermen for the first time Just after the Doctor had defeated the Cybermen for the first time he entered the TARDIS uttering the words “It's far from being all he entered the TARDIS uttering the words “It's far from being all over” and collapsed to the floor. Then to the shock of everyone his over” and collapsed to the floor. Then to the shock of everyone his face lit up and suddenly changed into someone else... It was the face lit up and suddenly changed into someone else... It was the first ever regeneration, although it would take three more before first ever regeneration, although it would take three more before that word was used.that word was used.

The Doctor is tricked by the The Doctor is tricked by the Master and falls from a radio Master and falls from a radio telescope. He regenerates on telescope. He regenerates on the floor.the floor.

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The Doctor is put on trial for stealing the TARDIS. He's found The Doctor is put on trial for stealing the TARDIS. He's found guilty, they change his face and exile him to Earth. We don't see guilty, they change his face and exile him to Earth. We don't see the change until the next series when a new man falls out of the the change until the next series when a new man falls out of the TARDIS, unwell from the effects of the regeneration.TARDIS, unwell from the effects of the regeneration.

The Doctor and his assistant are infected with Spectrox Toxaemia. The Doctor and his assistant are infected with Spectrox Toxaemia. He finds a anti-dote but only has enough for one. He bravely gives He finds a anti-dote but only has enough for one. He bravely gives it to his friend but doesn't know if he will survive the regeneration.it to his friend but doesn't know if he will survive the regeneration.

There's no heroic sacrifice this time a bad Time Lady called the There's no heroic sacrifice this time a bad Time Lady called the Rani attacks the TARDIS and the Doctor regenerates as a result.Rani attacks the TARDIS and the Doctor regenerates as a result.

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The TARDIS arrives in San Francisco and is shot. He is taken to The TARDIS arrives in San Francisco and is shot. He is taken to hospital but the nurses are confused by his alien biology and he hospital but the nurses are confused by his alien biology and he dies on the operation table. Then, he regenerates in the morguedies on the operation table. Then, he regenerates in the morgue

Nobody but the Doctor Nobody but the Doctor knows how the eighth knows how the eighth Doctor turned into the Doctor turned into the ninth but it is probably ninth but it is probably as a result of the Time as a result of the Time War – the massive war War – the massive war between the Time between the Time Lords and Daleks.Lords and Daleks.

Rose had absorbed the power of the Rose had absorbed the power of the time vortex to try and save the Doctor time vortex to try and save the Doctor and she was burning up and was going and she was burning up and was going to die. He absorbed it all out of Rose and to die. He absorbed it all out of Rose and killed himself in the process and had the killed himself in the process and had the most explosive regeneration ever.most explosive regeneration ever.

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The Doctor had been told that he was going to die. He thought it The Doctor had been told that he was going to die. He thought it would be because of the Master and he was relived when he'd would be because of the Master and he was relived when he'd defeated him and survived. But then Wilf, who was about to be defeated him and survived. But then Wilf, who was about to be killed by radiation knocks on the glass. He knows he's going to die killed by radiation knocks on the glass. He knows he's going to die saving Wilf. The Doctor is filled with radiation. It doesn't kill him saving Wilf. The Doctor is filled with radiation. It doesn't kill him instantly so he has time to visit all his friends. He saves newly-weds instantly so he has time to visit all his friends. He saves newly-weds Martha & Mickey from a Sontaron. He introduces Captain Jack to Martha & Mickey from a Sontaron. He introduces Captain Jack to Captain Alonso of the Titanic. He goes to Donna's wedding and Captain Alonso of the Titanic. He goes to Donna's wedding and gives them a lottery ticket paid for by her late father. He sees Rose gives them a lottery ticket paid for by her late father. He sees Rose before she met him and then he starts to die. He gets to the before she met him and then he starts to die. He gets to the TARDIS and the Ood sing the ending of his song. Then, it starts TARDIS and the Ood sing the ending of his song. Then, it starts and with the 10and with the 10thth Doctor's last ever words “I don't want to go” he Doctor's last ever words “I don't want to go” he destroys the TARDIS and is about to crash land when the new destroys the TARDIS and is about to crash land when the new Doctor realises he still has legs!Doctor realises he still has legs!

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The pop star turned actor The pop star turned actor played Rose Tyler in Series 1 played Rose Tyler in Series 1 & 2 and a brief return in & 2 and a brief return in Series 4.Series 4.

The comedian had rose to fame The comedian had rose to fame with her self-titled sketch show with her self-titled sketch show and had a one-off appearance in and had a one-off appearance in “The Runaway Bride” and “The Runaway Bride” and returned in Series 4returned in Series 4

The star of “One Foot in The star of “One Foot in the Grave” starred as the Grave” starred as Doctor Constantine in Doctor Constantine in “The Empty Child/The “The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances”.Doctor Dances”.

The legendary actress starred as the The legendary actress starred as the wire in the episode “The Idiots Lantern”.wire in the episode “The Idiots Lantern”.

Doctor Who has become one of the Doctor Who has become one of the most popular shows on the telly, with A-most popular shows on the telly, with A-list stars lining up to star in it. Over the list stars lining up to star in it. Over the next 4 pages we look over them.next 4 pages we look over them.

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The former James Bond actor The former James Bond actor (above) starred as the “narrator” (above) starred as the “narrator” who turned out to be the high who turned out to be the high president of Gallifrey, Rassilon, in president of Gallifrey, Rassilon, in the episode “The End of Time”the episode “The End of Time”

The comedian (above) The comedian (above) starred as eccentric welsh starred as eccentric welsh scientist Malcolm in scientist Malcolm in “Planet of the Dead”“Planet of the Dead”

The pint-sized Australian The pint-sized Australian actress actress (left)(left) turned singer turned singer returned to acting to play returned to acting to play Astrid in “The Voyage of the Astrid in “The Voyage of the Damned”.Damned”.

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The Coronation Street The Coronation Street star played Adam who star played Adam who worked in Henry van worked in Henry van Statten's museum and Statten's museum and had a close run in with a had a close run in with a Dalek. The Doctor fell Dalek. The Doctor fell out with him when he got out with him when he got a hole put in his head.a hole put in his head.

The legendary kids TV star The legendary kids TV star had already starred in a had already starred in a movie based on Doctor movie based on Doctor Who. He has starred in the Who. He has starred in the Wombles and on Jackanory Wombles and on Jackanory more times than anyone more times than anyone else. He played Donna's else. He played Donna's grandad Wilf.grandad Wilf.

The comedian starred as the The comedian starred as the Abzobaloff which was the creation of a Abzobaloff which was the creation of a Blue Peter competition winner. He Blue Peter competition winner. He absorbed all of his victims whose faces absorbed all of his victims whose faces became stuck on his body.became stuck on his body.

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The star of movies such as Shaun The star of movies such as Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and the of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and the remake of Star Trek played The remake of Star Trek played The Editor of Satellite Five in the Editor of Satellite Five in the episode “ The Long Game”episode “ The Long Game”

The former Eastenders stars have all had parts in Doctor Who. Tracy The former Eastenders stars have all had parts in Doctor Who. Tracy (left) (left) played Torchwood commando Yvonne Hartman. Michelle played Torchwood commando Yvonne Hartman. Michelle (center) (center) played jewel thief Lady Christina De Souza and Michelle played jewel thief Lady Christina De Souza and Michelle (right) (right) played the captain of the doomed ship in “42”. played the captain of the doomed ship in “42”.

Mark who has Mark who has written episodes written episodes as well starred as as well starred as Professor Professor Lazarus where Lazarus where legendary actor legendary actor Derek starred as Derek starred as Professor Yana, Professor Yana, who became the who became the Master.Master.

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