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KAL37 Vs Jala Command

By John (Napster)

• A long time…ahead…in a galaxy…accessible from the internet address http://battles.interstellar-war.com was a spaceship captain by the player name of KAL37. She was the most nice, kind yet feared (by Napster) captain you could have asked for. One day she was flying back to The VAT after a heavy day training in Megrez………

KAL

Wow this new brood rank 3 is amazing.

Lets go for a little fly before I head back.

Hehe that was great but it’s good to be heading back

to Tau Cygni.

KAL37 - {Councillors of Brood} - Hyperspace/kj (ship)Entry route plotted for Tau Cygni, translight speed.

KAL37 - {Councillors of Brood} – Tau Cygno/kj (ship)

Entering the gravity well of Tau Cygni.

*sigh* why must I almost spawn

so far away from The Vat

Oh well at least I can fly toward The VAT really really

fast =D

KAL37 - {Councillors of Brood} – Tau Cygno/kj (ship)

Course laid in for The Vat, maximum speed.

Napster: Great new council room Walt. I’ve got to say I love the red window drapes lol, goes

with janices hair ;)

Walt: Yeah I thought you

would like that Napster lol

Napster: So as far as the attack on bootes goes what…OH MY GOD

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!Walt: what

Napster WHAT!

Napster: Incoming KAL37!!!!

She has her engines on high and is coming

into park. With the angle she is coming in from the only way to

get in is it parallel park. WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!

Walt: OH DEAR GOD!!

Napster quick hit red alert and give me the

intercom!

Walt: ATTENTION ALL BROOD, ATTENTION ALL BROOD! KAL37 is incoming at 110 speed

with a 94° angle…

Brood Member: So what?Walt: She has to parallel park…

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Brood Member: Oh riiiiiight……

Walt: Evacuate all ships NOW if you

value them!!!

Napster new ship which he built

I can’t just sit here and let poor KAL and the Star Base get hurt, I

have to do something…but what,

what?!

Jala Command…. THAT’S IT!!!

Right no one is around. Just a quick

push of a button and…

Tee HeeMine Now!

I just hope I’m not too

late

KAL37: Yay almost home. Hmmm looks like I’m going to have

to parallel park

KAL37: God dammit my engine has cut out. Better

go down to the engine room

Napster: I hope I’m not too late.

Napster: Oh thank god I made it! Now to just move Jala Command

into position.

KAL37 – Ship: Engines active, intercept course

plotted with star base, beginning to move in

T-minus 15 seconds.

Oh god iv’e got to

save KAL37

Walt: Phew I’m safe, wait a minute…IM

BACK AT THE VAT AHHHHHHH

KAL37Energize

Napster - {Councillors of Brood} – Tau Cygni/Saviour (ship)*Beams KAL37 in from the kj*

Ship: course plottedFor The VAT, auto-

Pilot enabled, objectCollision avoidance

dissabled

Napster: Lets get out of here NOW

Napster: wow KAL your parallel

parking took out Jala Command!

KAL37: Are you saying I’m bad

at parking?

Napster: I think that speak for itself… OW!You slapped

me =O

KAL37: I can park perfectly here move over and ill parallel park in The VAT…Walt: Phew safe at

last!

Walt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

To be continued…

• Thanks for watching.

• I hope you enjoyed watching it as much as I enjoyed making it

• Made by John (Napster)

• Inspired by KAL37 (Karen), Walt (Walter) and Darius678 (Denis)

• Special thanks to the ISW team for letting me use the images in this show.