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I KNOW YOU’LL THINK I’M CRAZY BUT…..
an Arielle Phillips production
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Okay, so you guys know I’m a total nerd…
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But this just might be the SWEETEST proposition
you’ve ever heard.
Yes, Lulu. I stole the idea from Couples’ Retreat. So.
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Real quick, what’s my favorite show?!
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YOU
GU
ES
SED
RIG
HT!!! The one… the only.
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So you’re probably wondering… What the EFF does this have to do with anything?
Well… I’ll get to that.
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don’t you get sick of Norfolk?
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Why not add some spice to life?
Even if for only a few days…?
*wink, wink*
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Doesn’t this seem more like it?
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What if, completely free of charge, you could travel
with your two closest friends to a place that
never sleeps?
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WELL I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU!!!
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I’M MAKING YOU AN OFFER THAT YOU CAN’T REFUSE!
I think… Or at least, I HOPE.
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Firstly, let me tell you guys that I love you two more than I love anyone in my life [outside of Chickaboo]. Louie, you’re the sister I never had, and Jordan I love you more than I love one of my brothers. Lol. You two inspire me on so many levels that I can’t help but want to do something for you both in return… So. With that being said… I’M PREGNANT!
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With JOY…!
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I was told a few months ago that there would be an NCIS Fan Fest held this year for fans of NCIS. [obviously].
So, of course, I immediately jumped on with the idea.
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But I originally intended to go solo. But what fun would
that be? I immediately thought of Lulu first. I know she hasn’t traveled much,
and she doesn’t mind, but I know that if I go
somewhere, I want my big homie right by my side.
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But it’s a two-for-one deal with you two and I like
Jordan a lot, so I was like, Ehh, what the heck?! Let’s
make it a party! ^_^
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Now, I know you’re saying, ‘AP get to the point…’
Getting there…
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So here it is…
I’M FLYING US ALL OUT TO LOS ANGELES!!! Lol.
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Don’t look at me like that! I’m serious. I’ve been
planning this since September. And everything is
already in the works.
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You’re thinking, ‘How the ‘h’ can irresponsible *beep* AP afford to fly HERSELF to LA,
let alone, the THREE of us. . . Aha. Cause I got mad skillz
son.
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Like I said, I’ve been planning for months now,
and now that the planning is complete, all I gotta do now
is make things happen.
So here it is…
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I took the time to email/chat with about 8 different booking agencies and came to the best
choice, which will be elaborately explained in the
next slide.
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TRAVELOCITY
5 Day, 4 Night Trip
From Norfolk Int’l Airport [ORF] to Los Angeles Int’l Airport [LAX]
Departing: Thursday, September 23, 2010Returning: Monday, September 27, 2010
1 Room, 4 nights.
1 Rental car, 5 days.
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Flight Plans…This flight plan was picked and chosen out of many and is the lowest package price option. But don’t get it twisted; it’s still apart of the best.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Depart: 5:45am from ORF [1 stop]Arrive: 10:52am at LAX
Monday September 27, 2010
Depart: 12:30pm from LAX [1 stop]Arrive: 11:27PM at ORF
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Hotel Plans
5 Days, 4 Nights
Good Night Inn in Sylmar [East Hollywood]
1 room, 2 Queen-sized beds.
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Rental Car
5 Days, 4 Nights
Four Door Sedan
Enterprise; we’ll pick you up ;)
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Sounds expensive as *beep*, don’t it?
HA! Think again!
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All of this for the price of…
Flight + Hotel + Car Total……………………… $1,206.49Tax Recovery Charge & Service Fees…....... $211.13
Total Amount for full trip………………………. $1,417.62…………………………………………($472.54 per person)
Not bad, right?
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And you don’t have to pay a thing!
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Now the representative for NCIS Fan Fest Inc. told me that there’s a special for those attending that would run me way cheaper than the booking I just calculated, but this would my first time traveling and I wanna play it safe, ya digg…?
So… questions?