Deluxe Wrestling LeagueDXL Matches 3 Card 1: Held in Manhattan (Attendance: 38,869) “Sequoia”...

#98

August 2021

League Champion * wins $31 in IWA creditFRM-16: Oswald Funk(1,320-162-41) *27 $2,874,400 … #86 or 501

TV ChampionIMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok(634-51-3) *10 $781,600 … #108 or 502

Central Plains ChampionTBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya(374-89-24) *8 $589,200 … #76 or 503

East Coast ChampionFRM-16: Golden Banini(338-153-40) *17 $1,758,000 … #98 or 504

Great Lakes Champion * from the battle royal“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker(2,095-911-67) *28 $2,553,236 … #72 or 505

Mid-Atlantic ChampionVIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Matt Jackson(42-80-8) *14 $446,500 … #140 or 506

Northeast ChampionTBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller(294-152-29) *10 $736,800 … #92 or 507

Pacific Northwest ChampionIMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks(121-58-8) *12 $253,500 … #107 or 508

Rocky Mountains Champion * from the battle royalTBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile Takeover(421-396-64) *16 $2,104,600 … #123 or 509

Southeast ChampionTBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo(267-206-60) *21 $1,047,100 … #145 or 510

Southwest ChampionTBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110(193-146-36) *15 $1,112,900 … #96 or 511

West Coast ChampionTBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown(1,001-238-55) *15 $1,629,600 … #37 or 512

League Tag-team Champions * win 5 free matchesVIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. S. Knuttz and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III#45 & #48 or 789

TV Tag-team ChampionsVIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Bane and Brain Buster Blood#137 & #138 or 987

League Six-man ChampionsVIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson, VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from the C.D.C., and Dr. F.B.#40, #49, & #51 or 789

TV Six-man Championsunclaimed

Battle Royal Winner“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker(2,095-911-67) *28 $2,553,236 … #72

IWA BulletinIWA Bulletin

Deluxe Wrestling LeagueDeluxe Wrestling League

2 DXL Rankings

1. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe (175-75-22) *10 $541,300............#852. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III (4,376-194-63) *45 $5,043,900............................#473. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz (3,949-163-48) *36 $4,303,000.......#434. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake (3,039-815-142) *70 $5,343,200........................#1265. “Sequoia” Rex Splinters (1,316-153-25) *7 $1,845,300......................................#39

6. IMT/ARMY: “Hood Boss” Rembrandt Halsted (1,174-29-9) *30 $1,787,500......#717. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500” Aaron McFleese

(1,464-465-74) *20 $2,836,600.........................................................................#1248. TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson

(1,003-177-35) *16 $1,880,600...........................................................................#979. TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes

(975-315-52) *12 $1,926,800............................................................................#11610. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: M.J. “The Fabulous One” (804-150-30) *34 $1,182,000........#44

11. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness (621-295-48) *17 $1,962,700...................#9512. FRM-16: Charming Chico (418-116-49) *22 $1,859,900...................................#10013. FRM-16: Casual Bart (452-194-50) *20 $1,860,400............................................#8414. FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox (373-164-49) *17 $1,850,900.............................#9915. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hardcore Harrison (384-188-28) *21 $1,248,600..................#13916. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse (331-152-38) *22 $958,600.......#3317. FRM-16: Blue Bandito (321-145-43) *20 $1,697,900..........................................#8318. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: The #1 Fan of ? (258-82-33) *35 $1,135,600..........................#4119. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology (334-191-58) *30 $1,444,400..............#5020. TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab (322-188-57) *24 $1,205,400.#14721. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. S. Knuttz (287-162-38) *29 $1,665,800............................#4522. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from the C.D.C. (351-229-28) *25 $1,818,400...............#4923. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson

(256-144-20) *26 $1,405,900..............................................................................#4024. IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers (143-62-13) *19 $873,100...........#14425. TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar (255-186-23) *14 $1,425,000................................#7926. VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: “The Joker” M.J. (206-137-24) *26 $1,233,600......................#4227. TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark (399-331-63) *22 $1,490,800..#14628. IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko (134-67-12) *12 $316,500.....#10629. IMT/ARMY: “Dead-Eye” Mondo Lewis (115-49-10) *11 $507,000......................#7430. TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta (250-198-44) *15 $1,255,000....................................#8931. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking” Kara Bidness (256-218-29) *10 $1,082,700...............#7332. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Blood (163-136-15) *15 $817,800....................#13833. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III (197-185-35) *23 $1,114,300.................#5234. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Machine Gun Karl Anderson (31-19-5) *11 $156,600...........#15635. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Bane (152-141-27) *14 $764,000.....................#13736. TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake (140-136-28) *12 $537,700.............................#3837. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III (177-194-31) *28 $1,578,000................#4838. VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Dr. F.B. (188-213-37) *24 $1,482,000......................................#51

39. IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #9 (1,377-235-45) *22 $1,532,800........................#5740. The Frolicker (964-14-18) *21 $1,545,500........................................................#10441. The King in Yellow (1,011-72-28) *32 $2,128,800.............................................#10542. The Gunslinger Marshall Law (948-27-53) *19 $2,714,300..............................#10243. Faz Van Dam (1,003-100-22) *22 $602,100......................................................#14144. IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #10.5 (1,048-188-43) *17 $1,145,100...................#5845. George Smiley (1,002-144-20) *24 $4,133,800.................................................#10946. Dream of the Endless (797-54-31) *18 $1,206,300............................................#7547. LTD: Death’s Hand (693-220-33) *6 $1,131,500..................................................#4648. LTD: The Edge Walker (719-277-30) *3 $1,140,400..........................................#12749. LTD: The Night Walker (705-290-25) *7 $1,071,100.........................................#10350. PA: Ripper Robertson (641-298-58) *41 $1,871,800........................................#14851. VIRUS: Cameron “The Spartan” Hinkley (473-230-52) *22 $1,455,100...........#14952. VIRUS: The Wild Warrior (435-200-50) *31 $1,392,200...................................#15453. LTD: Dopey the Psycho Clown (415-236-24) *5 $945,800..................................#7854. PA: Madman Max Mayhem (374-257-53) *42 $1,468,000...............................#14355. IMT/ARMY: Jeff Chambers in a Dress (239-131-36) *18 $200,400......................#5456. IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #7 (204-155-29) *18 $463,100...............................#5657. IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #4 (198-167-34) *19 $359,200...............................#5558. Mike Massacre (46-24) $42,700........................................................................#10159. IMT/ARMY: Jeff Chambers (198-181-25) *15 $230,000......................................#5360. Y: Malevolent Malcolm Malcontente (78-66-4) $192,600..................................#9461. EDGE: Kokane Koala (16-15-1) *8 $121,200........................................................#8862. PA: Superior Rob Legacy (14-19-3) *1 $119,500.................................................#7063. PA: The Hitman Mike Van Cleve (3-17) $31,700..................................................#6964. PA: The Enforcer Dan Darkside (1-17-1) $16,700................................................#6865. Y: Brutal Brad Bismarck (50-69-9) *2 $230,700...................................................#9366. PA: One Man Wrecking Crew (3-22-2) *1 $43,900............................................#14267. EDGE: Extacee Emu (20-52-1) *6 $108,600........................................................#9068. EDGE: The Hungarian Tickler (9-47-3) *6 $79,100..............................................#9169. Leon “The Lion” Eastman (1-189) $29,500.......................................................#112

70. George P. Finkle (1-205) $1,600.............................................................................#771. The Mad Powerbomber (1-216) $33,800............................................................#2872. Home Run Kid (1-216) $31,000.........................................................................#11773. Lance Van Bargain (1-221) $20,200.....................................................................#2374. Lowlife Louie (1-232) $13,400...........................................................................#13475. Private Lee Talking (1-243) $1,600....................................................................#13676. Alex T. Stinkymeier (5-248) $14,200......................................................................#277. Frank the Ferocious (1-250) $36,300..................................................................#2778. Scrubasaurus (1-269) $6,800.............................................................................#12179. Jason Adams (1-283) $29,300...........................................................................#12080. The Handlebar Mustache Man (17-300) $42,600...............................................#2181. Big Bruiser (3-316) $35,900...............................................................................#11382. Rufus X. (1-334) $11,900.....................................................................................#2483. Jimmy Bonds (1-394) $61,100.............................................................................#1684. Wrestlemaniac (2-399) $26,700..........................................................................#1985. Wilson P. Needlemeier (0-45) $800...................................................................#15086. Lenny K. (0-55) $3,900.......................................................................................#12987. The Mug Smasher (0-56) $400..........................................................................#16588. The Incredible Jason (0-58) $8,500...................................................................#13089. The Scrambler (0-65) $8,100.............................................................................#12890. Ricky “The Lizard” Steamroller (0-72) $11,000.................................................#16391. Bulk Brogan (0-78) $9,300.................................................................................#16492. The Uglifier (0-86) $7,400..................................................................................#15893. J.J. Wrestleman (0-92) $5,900...........................................................................#13394. Grant “Wishes” Wellington (0-101) $11,100.....................................................#15195. “Special Delivery” Pete Za (0-104) $9,400........................................................#15296. Jason Adams, Jr. (0-106) $11,000......................................................................#16097. Gargantula (0-108) $5,300................................................................................#16298. Monstro (0-112) $10,400..................................................................................#13199. “Mr. Clean” Scrubber McGee (0-114) $5,800....................................................#153

100. Hungry Hungry Horace (0-129) $12,900...........................................................#159101. Buddy Frosh (0-134) $7,100..............................................................................#161102. Vince Vance (0-143) $21,500.............................................................................#166103. E.Z. Pickens (0-154) $16,000.............................................................................#132104. Champanzee (0-174) $12,600...........................................................................#157105. The Friendly Giant (0-179) $9,600.......................................................................#62106. The Grouch (0-226) $27,600...............................................................................#60107. Rasslin’ Bobo Branson (0-232) $36,300...............................................................#59108. Charlie “The Cheetah” Eastman (0-254) $37,000.............................................#111109. Smiley (0-261) $17,400........................................................................................#61110. Justin Side (0-266) $37,500.................................................................................#77111. Wesley Chopps (0-271) $36,300..........................................................................#63112. Reggie O’Toole (0-271) $32,300........................................................................#115113. Samuel B. Sorry (0-285) $36,300.......................................................................#118114. Edgar Allan Bonebreaker (0-311) $3,600..........................................................#122115. Lennie Ferguson (0-316)....................................................................................#114116. Zee Strangler (0-320) $14,400...........................................................................#119117. Percy the Pompous (0-337) $44,000.................................................................#110118. Lazer (0-339) $36,500........................................................................................#135119. Igor Zugood (0-347) $39,200...............................................................................#22120. Luke “Has-Been” Sanders (0-398) $26,000.........................................................#30121. Marko “Kick and Punch” Markowitz (0-480) $8,400...........................................#29

122. Odd Man Out (0-767) $54,600..............................................................................#9123. Petie Rockford (0-768) $86,900...........................................................................#26124. Pond Scum (0-770)..............................................................................................#18125. Curt Wyatt (0-773) $200......................................................................................#32126. Brick Brogan (0-775) $88,400..............................................................................#20127. Mr. Wrestler (0-775) $67,700................................................................................#4128. Nick “Once-Was” Sanders (0-779) $3,300...........................................................#31129. Crusher McCallister (0-786) $13,800...................................................................#10130. The Claw (0-789) $24,000....................................................................................#15131. Lumpface (0-795) $7,900.......................................................................................#6132. M.T. Hedd (0-805) $24,200..................................................................................#17133. The Taxmaster (0-809) $24,300.............................................................................#8134. Tyler D. Wurst (0-816) $39,400...........................................................................#11135. Kung Fu Lou (0-817) $86,900...............................................................................#25136. “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann (0-836) $91,600..................................................#1137. Buddy Drummond (0-850) $6,800......................................................................#12138. Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot (0-851) $119,100..........................................................#3139. Bigfoot Smith (0-851) $4,600..............................................................................#14140. Karatiken (0-877) $123,200...................................................................................#5141. The Clasher (0-922) $34,400...............................................................................#13

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DXL Matches 3

Card 1: Held in Houston (Attendance: 33,221)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown defeated “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 2:39 (Suplex) by 141.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok overpowered Crusher McCallister at 4:07 (Dresnok the Enemy!) by 99.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters defeated Brick Brogan at 4:54 (Chickenwing) by 117.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse annihilated TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar

at 29:18 (Converse Paradise) by 2.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hardcore Harrison defeated “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 29:08 (Figure

Four) by 4.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III

from the C.D.C. at 27:13 (The Diss Track) by 3.FRM-16: Oswald Funk bested IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko at 24:44

(Sure Shot) by 6 (non-title).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok overpowered Champanzee at 0:44

(Superplex) by 178.Main event: TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III

from Proctology at 13:04 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).

Card 2: Held in Bridgeview (Attendance: 30,065)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters pinned “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 2:39 (Mounted Punches) by 79.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes over Crusher McCallister at 4:01 (Count Out).

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz beat Brick Brogan at 1:44 (Chickenwing) by 124.

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta bested TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at 28:09 (Figure Four) by 2.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Matt Jackson annihilated “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 23:29 (Figure Four) by 7.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III pinned VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology at 11:58 (Figure Four) by 17.

FRM-16: Oswald Funk outmuscled TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes at 19:35 (Sure Shot) by 6.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated The Uglifier at 2:32 (Fly-ing Dropkick) by 87.

Main event: “Sequoia” Rex Splinters drew TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe at 21:10 (Double Disqualification).

Card 3: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 38,873)

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz pinned “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 0:50 (Ankle Lock) by 146.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake destroyed Crusher McCallister at 4:18 (5-Star Destroyer) by 97.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya overpowered Brick Brogan at 2:59 (Chicken-wing) by 123.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller won over TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at 27:28 (Bottom of the Well) by 3 (non-title).

TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo bested “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 23:59 (Poultry Punch) by 7.

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology at 2:00 (Disqualification: used steel chair).

FRM-16: Oswald Funk destroyed TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500” Aaron McFleese at 19:18 (Sure Shot) by 6.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok outmuscled Hungry Hungry Horace at 0:30 (Dresnok the Enemy!) by 158.

Main event: TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 destroyed TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe at 46:19 (Figure Four) by 5.

Card 4: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 32,288)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya beat “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 1:53 (Cross-Armbar) by 87.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown bested Tyler D. Wurst at 1:39 (Thanksgiv-ing Day Parade) by 163.

FRM-16: Oswald Funk destroyed Brick Brogan at 3:11 (Palm Strike) by 121.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness destroyed TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey

Converse at 28:53 (Constrictor) by 1.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark destroyed “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at

29:56 (Natty Iceburg) by 2.FRM-16: Oswald Funk annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology at 5:08

(Sure Shot) by 30 (non-title).

FRM-16: Oswald Funk overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Blood at 16:34 (Sure Shot) by 12.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated Jason Adams, Jr. at 1:29 (Flying Dropkick) by 104.

Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk decked TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110at 40:56 (Sure Shot) by 6.

Card 5: Held in Lyons (Attendance: 44,346)

FRM-16: Oswald Funk annihilated “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 1:28 (Suplex) by 146.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested Tyler D. Wurst at 2:09 (Stump Puller) by 157.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Brick Brogan at 3:25 (Suplex) by

123.Southwest title: TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 defeated TBABIT/RAB-

BIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at 27:47 (Figure Four) by 2.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters destroyed “Special Delivery” Pete Za at 4:22 (Mounted

Punches) by 81.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology at

6:46 (Count Out).FRM-16: Oswald Funk decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hardcore Harrison at 23:16 (Sure Shot)

by 7.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Buddy Frosh at 3:25 (Count

Out).Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at

37:34 (Sure Shot) by 13.

Card 6: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 33,046)

FRM-16: Charming Chico overpowered “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 0:56 (Suplex) by 140.

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz bested Tyler D. Wurst at 0:58 (Figure Four) by 162.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes pinned Brick Brogan at 3:31 (Bodys-lam) by 117.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson bested TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragon-heart” Rey Converse at 29:09 (Figure Four) by 1.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters decked “Mr. Clean” Scrubber McGee at 0:19 (Stump Puller) by150.

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proc-tology at 9:18 (Figure Four) by 24.

FRM-16: Oswald Funk bested TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo at 27:18 (Sure Shot) by 4 (non-title).

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Gargantula at 18:19 (Disqualifi-cation: used rope to choke).

Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk beat TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at 24:10 (Sure Shot) by 7.

Card 7: Held in Cincinnati (Attendance: 39,253)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 6:15 (Flying Dropkick) by 82.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya pinned Tyler D. Wurst at 0:38 (Anaconda Vice) by 168.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake overpowered Brick Brogan at 4:28 (Rib Breaker) by 120.FRM-16: Golden Banini pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at 20:45

(Peeled Piledriver) by 6 (non-title).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated Champanzee at 0:48 (Sleeper) by 170.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from

Proctology at 27:28 (Disqualification: razor in boot).FRM-16: Oswald Funk pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark at 20:52

(Sure Shot) by 9.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated Vince Vance at 1:53 (Fly-

ing Dropkick) by 100.Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at 17:39 (Sure

Shot) by 12.

Card 8: Held in Coden (Attendance: 46,148)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes bested “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 1:50 (Flying Dropkick) by 141.

FRM-16: Oswald Funk annihilated Tyler D. Wurst at 0:15 (Superplex) by 154.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Bane defeated Brick Brogan at 4:37 (Flying Dropkick) by

118.

4 DXL Matches

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse annihilated FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox at 27:03 (Converse Paradise) by 4.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Hungry Hungry Horace at 4:19 (Disqualification: pushed ref).

TV title: IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology at 4:39 (Dresnok the Enemy!) by 26.

FRM-16: Oswald Funk destroyed TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab at 18:23 (Sure Shot) by 6.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake pinned Percy the Pompous at 1:43 (Flying Dropkick) by 104.

Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk outmuscled TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake at 41:43 (Sure Shot) by 7.

Card 9: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 48,165)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake defeated “Perfectly Normal” Hugh Mann at 4:17 (Flying Dropkick) by 83.

FRM-16: Charming Chico annihilated Tyler D. Wurst at 1:49 (Superplex) by 148.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over The Handlebar Mustache Man at 2:57

(Disqualification: used brass knuckles).TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse outmuscled FRM-16: Charming Chico at

29:50 (Converse Paradise) by 1.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters destroyed Jason Adams, Jr. at 1:13 (Mounted Punches) by

101.TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from

Proctology at 4:09 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta drew IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko at 1:29

(Double Disqualification).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake won over Charlie “The Cheetah” Eastman at 3:31 (Flying

Dropkick) by 82.Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo at


Card 10: Held in New York City (Attendance: 38,982)

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz won over Alex T. Stinkymeier at 5:49 (Fall-away Slam) by 54.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Tyler D. Wurst at 0:19 (Dresnok the Enemy!) by 164.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III over The Handlebar Mustache Man at 3:15 (Disqualifica-tion: loaded elbow pad).

IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko annihilated TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragon-heart” Rey Converse at 27:08 (The Diss Track) by 2.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters outmuscled Buddy Frosh at 3:04 (Mounted Punches) by 93.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500” Aaron McFleese over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from

Proctology at 1:37 (Disqualification: nail file).TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo beat TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta at 27:01 (Poultry

Punch) by 2.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake beat Leon “The Lion” Eastman at 1:44 (Flying Dropkick)

by 83.Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk bested TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Con-

verse at 32:53 (Sure Shot) by 8.

Card 11: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 40,697)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III destroyed Alex T. Stinkymeier at 5:06 (Fallaway Slam) by 54.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes decked Tyler D. Wurst at 1:36 (High Fly Flow) by 162.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake outmuscled The Handlebar Mustache Man at 3:45 (Bodyslam) by 57.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragon-heart” Rey Converse at 27:45 (High Fly Flow) by 2.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Gargantula at 5:53 (Mounted Punches) by 90.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake pinned VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology at 7:30

(5-Star Destroyer) by 24.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake won over EDGE: Extacee Emu at 4:05 (Flying Dropkick) by

35.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Lennie Ferguson at 0:30 (Disqualification: hit ref).Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk beat IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin

Sisko at 15:10 (Sure Shot) by 6.

Card 12: Held in Dublin (Attendance: 48,172)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake bested Alex T. Stinkymeier at 7:45 (Flying Dropkick) by 53.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake outmuscled Tyler D. Wurst at 2:41 (5-Star Destroyer) by 162.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Igor Zugood at 1:02 (Stump Puller) by 157.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse won over TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile

Takeover at 28:38 (Converse Paradise) by 3.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested Vince Vance at 4:11 (Mounted Punches) by 97.TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctol-

ogy at 10:22 (Poultry Punch) by 26.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake defeated EDGE: The Hungarian Tickler at 7:04 (Flying

Dropkick) by 41.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake bested Reggie O’Toole at 3:46 (Flying Dropkick) by 91.Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk overpowered “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker at


Card 13: Held in Dacca (Attendance: 41,699)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown beat Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 6:05 (Bodyslam) by 80.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown over Buddy Drummond at 10:40 (Disqual-ification: tied opponent up).

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok defeated Igor Zugood at 4:02 (Flying Dropkick) by 82.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake decked TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at 28:15 (5-Star Destroyer) by 2.

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 beat VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson at 15:07 (Figure Four) by 6.

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 18:52 (Tree Top Drop) by 9.

Northeast title: TBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at 28:58 (Bottom of the Well) by 2.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake beat Home Run Kid at 5:33 (Flying Dropkick) by 79.Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk decked VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz

at 46:19 (Sure Shot) by 6.

Card 14: Held in Mayberry (Attendance: 42,859)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters destroyed Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 4:35 (Mounted Punches) by 80.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated Buddy Drummond at 4:34 (Flying Dropkick) by 98.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake outmuscled Igor Zugood at 4:35 (Flying Dropkick) by 83.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hardcore Harrison destroyed TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey

Converse at 28:10 (Figure Four) by 1.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: The #1 Fan of ? won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at 28:25 (Fig-

ure Four) by 2.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking” Kara Bidness destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy”

F.B.III at 28:13 (Harikara) by 2.TBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller decked IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck”

Quentin Sisko at 29:28 (Bottom of the Well) by 1 (non-title).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake overpowered Samuel B. Sorry at 2:27 (Flying Dropkick)

by 112.Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake at 21:56 (Sure

Shot) by 6.

Card 15: Held in Kansas City (Attendance: 35,493)

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz annihilated Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 5:11(Fallaway Slam) by 85.

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over Buddy Drummond at 3:36 (Disqualifi-cation: hit opponent with microphone).

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz decked Lance Van Bargain at 2:48 (Palm Strike) by 81.

IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers destroyed TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse at 29:12 (Ultraviolent Boot) by 2.

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: “The Joker” M.J. outmuscled TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abra-ham Wilson at 27:04 (Figure Four) by 1.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 13:40 (Anaconda Vice) by 13 (non-title).

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 decked TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bid-ness at 29:13 (Figure Four) by 1.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake annihilated Zee Strangler at 0:56 (Flying Dropkick) by 101.

DXL Matches 5

Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk overpowered IMT/ARMY: “Hood Boss” Rembrandt Halsted at 45:53 (Sure Shot) by 8.

Card 16: Held in Hazzard County (Attendance: 30,515)

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker decked Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 5:10 (Fallaway Slam) by 85.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya over Buddy Drummond at 4:54 (Disqualifica-tion: hit opponent with microphone).

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III pinned Lance Van Bargain at 6:09 (European Uppercut) by 76.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown annihilated “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 20:14 (Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 6.

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctologyat 3:48 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 27:44 (Figure Four) by 3.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness tied TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at 27:56 (Double Disqualification).

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake destroyed Jason Adams at 1:43 (Sleeper) by 117.Main event: FRM-16: Oswald Funk outmuscled TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500” Aaron

McFleese at 46:02 (Sure Shot) by 6.

Card 17: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 34,337)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya destroyed Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 2:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 88.

FRM-16: Oswald Funk over Buddy Drummond at 5:22 (Disqualification: pushed ref).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake decked Lance Van Bargain at 3:28 (Chickenwing) by 75.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at

17:06 (Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 7.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over Wesley Chopps at 4:29 (Count Out).FRM-16: Blue Bandito beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 29:56 (TKO via

Shove) by 1.TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness at

27:37 (Poultry Punch) by 3.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Scrubasaurus at 4:37 (Disqualification: hit ref).

Card 18: Held in Athens (Attendance: 33,422)

FRM-16: Oswald Funk won over Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 2:11 (Big Boot) by 83.FRM-16: Charming Chico outmuscled Buddy Drummond at 5:16 (Suplex) by 97.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz outmuscled Rufus X. at 6:26 (Fallaway Slam)

by 89.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctol-

ogy at 0:54 (Disqualification: manager in ring).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz overpowered PA: The Enforcer Dan Darkside

at 7:51 (Fallaway Slam) by 35.FRM-16: Casual Bart bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 28:39 (Bart

Buster) by 3.East Coast title: FRM-16: Golden Banini defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr.

Code” 101110 at 29:44 (Peeled Piledriver) by 4.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake overpowered Edgar Allan Bonebreaker at 2:34 (Rib

Breaker) by 116.

Card 19: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 40,780)

FRM-16: Charming Chico annihilated Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 1:46 (Flying Drop-kick) by 84.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Buddy Drummond at 28:32 (Disqualification: hit ref).

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III destroyed Rufus X. at 6:42 (Fallaway Slam) by 89.FRM-16: Oswald Funk overpowered TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown at

29:33 (Sure Shot) by 5.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz won over Percy the Pompous at 3:18 (Fall-

away Slam) by 105.FRM-16: Oswald Funk beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 17:51 (Sure Shot)

by 13 (non-title).TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 overpowered FRM-16: Ancient Mystery

Fox at 20:59 (Figure Four) by 6.TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo overpowered TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile Takeover at

21:15 (Poultry Punch) by 7.

Card 20: Held in Marseilles (Attendance: 40,346)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok overpowered Bobby “BLT” Linus Tal-bot at 2:37 (Flying Dropkick) by 83.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes decked Buddy Drummond at 1:53 (Flying Dropkick) by 98.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake destroyed Rufus X. at 2:14 (Sleeper) by 122.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr.

Code” 101110 at 28:31 (Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 1.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz won over Charlie “The Cheetah” Eastman at

5:14 (Fallaway Slam) by 83.TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta pinned VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 16:43 (Fig-

ure Four) by 7.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 outmuscled FRM-16: Charming Chico at

29:10 (Figure Four) by 3.TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo destroyed TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500” Aaron

McFleese at 28:12 (Poultry Punch) by 2.

Card 21: Held in Cleveland (Attendance: 35,192)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes bested Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 5:13 (Mounted Punches) by 81.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake decked Buddy Drummond at 1:23 (Sleeper) by 111.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown defeated Kung Fu Lou at 0:44 (Thanksgiv-

ing Day Parade) by 138.West Coast title: TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown defeated IMT/ARMY:

“Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko at 27:34 (Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 1.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz decked Leon “The Lion” Eastman at 2:59

(Fallaway Slam) by 84.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at

18:38 (Constrictor) by 6.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 drew IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck”

Quentin Sisko at 4:47 (No Contest).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake defeated LTD: The Edge Walker at 8:46 (Flying Dropkick)

by 38.

Card 22: Held in Riyadh (Attendance: 31,803)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Bobby “BLT” Linus Talbot at 19:34 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown over The Clasher at 6:02 (Disqualification:

used rope to choke).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Kung Fu Lou at 7:22 (Disqualification: hidden spike).TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake overpowered “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 28:37 (Char-

lie Slameiels) by 4.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Big Bruiser at 6:40 (Fallaway

Slam) by 86.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The

Prodigy” F.B.III at 22:03 (Figure Four) by 7.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 tied TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest”

Howard Haynes at 4:50 (Double Disqualification).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake decked The Scrambler at 2:37 (Flying Dropkick) by 113.

Card 23: Held in Aruba (Attendance: 38,384)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown beat Mr. Wrestler at 5:22 (Bodyslam) by 49.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters destroyed The Clasher at 1:57 (Flying Dropkick) by 151.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Kung Fu Lou at 2:10 (Figure Four)

by 137.TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology at 4:10

(Disqualification: used rope to choke).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz defeated Lennie Ferguson at 4:36 (Chicken-

wing) by 105.TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The

Prodigy” F.B.III at 17:28 (High Fly Flow) by 7.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile Takeover

at 29:34 (Figure Four) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake decked Lenny K. at 2:41 (Flying Dropkick) by 92.

Card 24: Held in Anniston (Attendance: 36,275)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Mr. Wrestler at 1:49 (Count Out).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz bested The Clasher at 0:46 (Ankle Lock) by

156.

6 DXL Matches

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya bested Kung Fu Lou at 1:51 (Anaconda Vice) by 143.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 21:14 (Charlie Slameiels) by 6.

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz bested Reggie O’Toole at 5:47 (Fallaway Slam) by 92.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile Takeover annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 27:09 (Boardroom Beatdown) by 2.

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Bane at 29:08 (Figure Four) by 5.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake annihilated The Incredible Jason at 0:52 (Superplex) by 157.

Card 25: Held in Moscow (Attendance: 49,862)

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz bested Mr. Wrestler at 1:54 (Backbreaker) by 131.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya bested The Clasher at 2:05 (Big Boot) by 156.FRM-16: Oswald Funk outmuscled Kung Fu Lou at 0:56 (Palm Strike) by 105.Rocky Mountains title: “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker beat TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambal-

aya Jake at 28:42 (Tree Top Drop) by 3.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz won over Home Run Kid at 1:41 (Fallaway

Slam) by 80.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at

15:03 (5-Star Destroyer) by 7.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hardcore Har-

rison at 27:01 (Figure Four) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake overpowered Monstro at 6:40 (Flying Dropkick) by 92.

Card 26: Held in Syracuse (Attendance: 45,093)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya bested Mr. Wrestler at 4:36 (Cross-Armbar) by 57.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe overpowered The Clasher at 2:25 (Big Boot) by 151 (non-title).

FRM-16: Charming Chico over Kung Fu Lou at 1:49 (Disqualification: hit ref).TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake annihilated TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking” Kara Bidness at

28:49 (Charlie Slameiels) by 4.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz annihilated Samuel B. Sorry at 2:17 (Fall-

away Slam) by 113.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Blood won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at

28:23 (Figure Four) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Matt Jackson pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 at

27:58 (Figure Four) by 2.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake bested E.Z. Pickens at 2:36 (Superplex) by 155.

Card 27: Held in Monterey (Attendance: 32,435)

FRM-16: Oswald Funk defeated Mr. Wrestler at 0:33 (Superplex) by 135.FRM-16: Oswald Funk over The Clasher at 1:58 (Disqualification: hit ref).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Kung Fu Lou at 0:32 (Dresnok

the Enemy!) by 139.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake at 16:46

(Anaconda Vice) by 7 (non-title).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Zee Strangler at 1:40 (Ankle Lock)

by 157.Mid-Atlantic title: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Matt Jackson bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The

Prodigy” F.B.III at 16:29 (Figure Four) by 9.TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo overpowered TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code”

101110 at 28:48 (Poultry Punch) by 2.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over J.J. Wrestleman at 29:41 (Disqualification: hidden

spike).

Card 28: Held in Yorktown (Attendance: 30,374)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok won over Mr. Wrestler at 1:00 (Superplex) by 135.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller beat The Clasher at 0:44 (Suplex) by 151.TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes bested Kung Fu Lou at 1:01 (High Fly

Flow) by 137.TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake beat TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar at 28:53 (Charlie

Slameiels) by 3.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz bested Jason Adams at 3:30 (Sleeper) by

117.

TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 22:15 (Poultry Punch) by 9 (Burning Bush).

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark at 27:25 (Figure Four) by 3.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake won over Lowlife Louie at 4:09 (Flying Dropkick) by 89.

Card 29: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 44,090)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes decked Mr. Wrestler at 1:22 (Super-plex) by 130.

FRM-16: Charming Chico overpowered The Clasher at 2:26 (Suplex) by 150.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake annihilated Kung Fu Lou at 1:16 (5-Star Destroyer) by

137.FRM-16: Oswald Funk decked TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake at 20:40 (Sure Shot) by

7 (non-title).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz defeated Scrubasaurus at 2:30 (Ankle Lock)

by 157.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The

Prodigy” F.B.III at 28:10 (Natty Iceburg) by 4.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 drew TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman”

Ernest Ahab (Time Limit).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake pinned Lazer at 1:26 (5-Star Destroyer) by 149.

Card 30: Held in Smyrna (Attendance: 47,965)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake won over Mr. Wrestler at 2:50 (Backbreaker) by 131.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok bested The Clasher at 1:35 (Chicken-

wing) by 156.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown pinned Petie Rockford at 2:32 (Bodyslam)

by 92.TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta won over TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake at 27:10 (Figure

Four) by 1.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Edgar Allan Bonebreaker at 5:13

(Fallaway Slam) by 72.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy”

F.B.III at 19:47 (Fisherman Beer-Plex) by 7.FRM-16: Golden Banini bested TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at

28:03 (Peeled Piledriver) by 5 (non-title).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Private Lee Talking at 4:17 (Count Out).

Card 31: Held in Singapore (Attendance: 32,977)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown bested Karatiken at 3:04 (Bodyslam) by 82.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes over The Clasher at 18:17 (Disqualifi-cation: used brass knuckles).

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Petie Rockford at 8:47 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake at

29:52 (Bottom of the Well) by 2.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz decked Lowlife Louie at 1:50 (Fallaway Slam)

by 90.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake won over IMT/ARMY: Jeff Chambers in a Dress at 5:27

(Flying Dropkick) by 49.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson defeated FRM-16: Ancient Mystery

Fox at 29:53 (Figure Four) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake destroyed Wilson P. Needlemeier at 2:33 (Rib Breaker) by

91.

Card 32: Held in Austin (Attendance: 30,084)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters decked Karatiken at 5:15 (Mounted Punches) by 82.TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile Takeover annihilated The Clasher at 1:30 (Bodyslam) by 150.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over Petie Rockford at 2:32 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 won over TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake

at 28:57 (Figure Four) by 1.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz annihilated Lazer at 1:50 (Fallaway Slam) by

91.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko overpowered Rasslin’ Bobo Branson at

2:16 (The Diss Track) by 134.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson beat FRM-16: Charming Chico at

27:47 (Figure Four) by 2.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Grant “Wishes” Wellington at 3:25 (Count Out).

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Card 33: Held in Chickasaw County (Attendance: 33,128)

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz bested Karatiken at 2:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 87.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500” Aaron McFleese annihilated The Clasher at 0:27 (Big Boot) by 156.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya over Petie Rockford at 11:17 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake drew TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wil-

son at 2:50 (Double Count Out).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz outmuscled Private Lee Talking at 1:38

(Backbreaker) by 128.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Rasslin’ Bobo Branson at

0:49 (Dresnok the Enemy!) by 136.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko overpowered TBABIT/RABBIT: “The

Tactician” Abraham Wilson at 29:58 (The Diss Track) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake won over “Special Delivery” Pete Za at 4:52 (Flying Drop-

kick) by 85.

Card 34: Held in Barcelona (Attendance: 46,548)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya pinned Karatiken at 2:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake outmuscled The Clasher at 0:19 (Palm Strike) by 156.FRM-16: Oswald Funk pinned Petie Rockford at 0:40 (Sure Shot) by 193.FRM-16: Golden Banini defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake at 27:09 (Peeled

Piledriver) by 5 (non-title).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: M.J. “The Fabulous One” over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctol-

ogy at 5:57 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake pinned Rasslin’ Bobo Branson at 2:17 (5-Star Destroyer)

by 134.TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes beat TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician”

Abraham Wilson at 28:12 (High Fly Flow) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake defeated “Mr. Clean” Scrubber McGee at 5:42 (Flying

Dropkick) by 62.

Card 35: Held in Richmond (Attendance: 34,466)

FRM-16: Oswald Funk decked Karatiken at 5:56 (Big Boot) by 85.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown over Bigfoot Smith at 7:41 (Disqualifica-

tion: nail file).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Petie Rockford at 1:46

(Dresnok the Enemy!) by 189.TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake won over FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox at 27:48

(Charlie Slameiels) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake decked LTD: Death’s Hand at 4:24 (Flying Dropkick) by

50.“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker destroyed The Grouch at 1:43 (Fallaway Slam) by 84.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson bested TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile

Takeover at 29:24 (Figure Four) by 4.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake defeated Champanzee at 2:59 (Backbreaker) by 174.

Card 36: Held in Gander (Attendance: 38,542)

FRM-16: Charming Chico bested Karatiken at 6:51 (Big Boot) by 79.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Bigfoot Smith at 6:35 (Disqualification: used powder).TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes bested Petie Rockford at 4:15

(Mounted Punches) by 93.TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake destroyed FRM-16: Charming Chico at 27:00 (Charlie

Slameiels) by 2.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III bested VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at 27:43

(Brainbuster) by 3.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko over The Grouch at 9:14 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: “The

Camper” Lewis N. Clark at 28:46 (Figure Four) by 2.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake bested The Uglifier at 5:54 (Flying Dropkick) by 88.

Card 37: Held in Liverpool (Attendance: 33,826)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned Karatiken at 3:25 (Flying Dropkick) by 85.

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz beat Bigfoot Smith at 6:54 (Fallaway Slam) by 62.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake destroyed Petie Rockford at 5:21 (Flying Dropkick) by 96.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko beat TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake at

29:17 (The Diss Track) by 1.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology at 10:01 (Figure Four) by 18.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed The Grouch at 2:19 (FlyingDropkick) by 82.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab beat TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at 27:01 (Fisherman Beer-Plex) by 1.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake bested Hungry Hungry Horace at 2:48 (Superplex) by 136.

Card 38: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 42,232)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes decked Karatiken at 2:05 (Mounted Punches) by 83.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya annihilated Bigfoot Smith at 0:41 (Chickenwing)by 127.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III decked Frank the Ferocious at 4:08 (Fallaway Slam) by 75.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake at 28:28 (High Fly Flow) by 1.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III pinned Smiley at 2:02 (Fallaway Slam) by 84.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over The Grouch at 5:39 (Count Out).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake decked Mike Massacre at 10:36 (Flying Dropkick) by 47.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake bested Jason Adams, Jr. at 2:37 (Flying Dropkick) by 105.

Card 39: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 41,766)

TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile Takeover bested Karatiken at 5:35 (Flying Dropkick) by 82.FRM-16: Oswald Funk over Bigfoot Smith at 10:32 (Disqualification: nail file).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake bested Frank the Ferocious at 3:46 (Flying Dropkick) by

74.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500” Aaron McFleese overpowered TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambal-

aya Jake at 29:16 (The Buyout) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III over Wesley Chopps at 5:02 (Count Out).IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko annihilated Smiley at 3:59 (Flying

Dropkick) by 80.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake won over LTD: The Night Walker at 9:24 (Flying Dropkick)

by 33.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Gargantula at 5:50 (Disqualification: used powder).

Card 40: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 31,351)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Karatiken at 29:06 (Count Out).FRM-16: Charming Chico overpowered Bigfoot Smith at 7:36 (Big Boot) by 54.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz decked The Mad Powerbomber at 1:14 (Fig-

ure Four) by 121.TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Bane at

28:05 (Charlie Slameiels) by 4.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at 15:53

(Anaconda Vice) by 12 (non-title).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned Smiley at 6:14 (Flying Drop-

kick) by 82.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko pinned Charlie “The Cheetah” Eastman

at 1:41 (Flying Dropkick) by 79.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake beat Ricky “The Lizard” Steamroller at 4:30 (Flying Drop-

kick) by 85.

Card 41: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 37,244)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown bested Lumpface at 2:15 (Flying Dropkick)by 104.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok decked Bigfoot Smith at 0:55 (Suplex) by 127.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III pinned The Mad Powerbomber at 3:24 (Figure Four) by 115.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Machine Gun Karl Anderson overpowered TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambal-aya Jake at 28:01 (Figure Four) by 1.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III won over Justin Side at 2:40 (Mounted Punches) by 140.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake defeated Smiley at 5:05 (Flying Dropkick) by 83.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko tied TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest”

Howard Haynes at 3:01 (No Contest).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Bulk Brogan at 10:48 (Count Out).

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Card 42: Held in Antwerp (Attendance: 36,826)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Lumpface at 4:31 (Disqualification: hidden spike).TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes over Bigfoot Smith at 1:42 (Disqualifi-

cation: used brass knuckles).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake annihilated The Mad Powerbomber at 0:42 (5-Star

Destroyer) by 121.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology at 6:54 (Count

Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at 28:48 (Figure

Four) by 2.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko bested The Friendly Giant at 5:33 (Fly-

ing Dropkick) by 69.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko drew TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500”

Aaron McFleese at 8:29 (Double Disqualification).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake beat The Mug Smasher at 3:20 (Rib Breaker) by 114.

Card 43: Held in Oklahoma City (Attendance: 38,156)

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz destroyed Lumpface at 6:17 (Fallaway Slam) by 62.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake pinned Bigfoot Smith at 4:37 (Rib Breaker) by 124.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters outmuscled Marko “Kick and Punch” Markowitz at 1:52

(Bodyslam) by 137.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Dr. F.B. overpowered “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 27:00 (Brainbuster)

by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III tied FRM-16: Blue Bandito at 3:22 (Double Count Out).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned The Friendly Giant at 4:50

(Flying Dropkick) by 71.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko tied VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake (Time

Limit).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake decked Vince Vance at 2:47 (Flying Dropkick) by 101.

Card 44: Held in Juneau (Attendance: 46,015)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya bested Lumpface at 2:33 (Bodyslam) by 111.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown annihilated The Claw at 1:01 (Chicken-

wing) by 119.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz annihilated Marko “Kick and Punch”

Markowitz at 2:34 (Fallaway Slam) by 111.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters decked Rasslin’ Bobo Branson at 1:51 (Stump Puller) by 129.FRM-16: Casual Bart outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at 28:31 (Bart Buster)

by 2.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake annihilated The Friendly Giant at 6:22 (Flying Dropkick)

by 72.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko bested Monstro at 5:50 (Flying Drop-

kick) by 89.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Blood bested Lowlife Louie at 5:52 (Cross-Armbar) by

89.

Card 45: Held in Harrisburg (Attendance: 40,728)

FRM-16: Oswald Funk overpowered Lumpface at 3:42 (Bodyslam) by 106.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters pinned The Claw at 7:21 (Mounted Punches) by 73.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Marko “Kick and Punch”

Markowitz at 9:16 (Count Out).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over The Grouch at 8:23 (Count Out).FRM-16: Oswald Funk annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at 18:00 (Sure Shot) by

12 (non-title).IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko destroyed Wesley Chopps at 1:13 (Fly-

ing Dropkick) by 104.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko outmuscled E.Z. Pickens at 2:57 (Big

Splash) by 153.TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo annihilated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hardcore Harrison at

27:50 (Poultry Punch) by 3.

Card 46: Held in Managua (Attendance: 33,782)

FRM-16: Charming Chico beat Lumpface at 2:07 (Bodyslam) by 100.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz overpowered The Claw at 4:03 (Fallaway

Slam) by 78.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Marko “Kick and Punch” Markowitz at 9:53 (Count

Out).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested Smiley at 5:21 (Mounted Punches) by 79.

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at 17:05 (Figure Four) by 6.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Wesley Chopps at 1:36 (Flying Dropkick) by 106.

IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko annihilated J.J. Wrestleman at 0:56 (Brainbuster) by 142.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters and “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker* beat The Scrambler and Grant “Wishes” Wellington* at 4:04 (Fallaway Slam) by 104.

Card 47: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 39,100)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok outmuscled Lumpface at 7:23 (FlyingDropkick) by 60.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya destroyed The Claw at 0:41 (Chickenwing) by 126.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested Luke “Has-Been” Sanders at 1:20 (Stump Puller) by 139.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested The Friendly Giant at 4:43 (Mounted Punches) by 68.TBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at

20:21 (Bottom of the Well) by 7 (non-title).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake outmuscled Wesley Chopps at 4:15 (Flying Dropkick) by

107.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko beat VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Hardcore Harri-

son at 27:30 (The Diss Track) by 1.TV Tag-team titles: VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Bane* and Brain Buster Blood

destroyed “Sequoia” Rex Splinters and “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker* at 28:07 (Brainbuster) by 1.

Card 48: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 42,436)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes overpowered Lumpface at 0:58 (Big Boot) by 106.

FRM-16: Oswald Funk won over The Claw at 3:11 (Big Boot) by 76.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok bested Luke “Has-Been” Sanders at

0:56 (Brainbuster) by 136.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Wesley Chopps at 2:24 (Mounted Punches) by 103.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson pinned VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III

at 28:47 (Figure Four) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over PA: The Hitman Mike Van Cleve at 5:37 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo won over IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin

Sisko at 27:22 (Poultry Punch) by 2 (non-title).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: The #1 Fan of ? and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from the C.D.C.* drew

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. S. Knuttz and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III* at 11:55(No Contest).

Card 49: Held in Augusta (Attendance: 32,273)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake defeated Lumpface at 1:04 (Chickenwing) by 106.FRM-16: Charming Chico outmuscled The Claw at 3:16 (Big Boot) by 70.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake annihilated Luke “Has-Been” Sanders at 1:55 (Brain-

buster) by 134.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters drew TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking” Kara Bidness (Time Limit).IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III

at 20:31 (The Diss Track) by 6.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake outmuscled PA: Superior Rob Legacy at 8:25 (Flying

Dropkick) by 37.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko tied TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman”

Ernest Ahab at 1:59 (No Contest).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. S. Knuttz and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III* overpow-

ered VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: “The Joker” M.J. and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Dr. F.B.* at 28:46 (Brainbuster) by 2.

Card 50: Held in St. Paul (Attendance: 33,756)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III outmuscled George P. Finkle at 4:57 (European Uppercut)by 82.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok bested The Claw at 1:16 (Suplex) by 126.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown decked Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 1:41 (Chickenwing) by 130.

Central Plains title: TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya beat “Sequoia” Rex Splin-ters at 17:15 (Anaconda Vice) by 11.

Pacific Northwest title: IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks won over VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at 19:59 (Pothole Filler) by 7.

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“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker annihilated IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko at 28:09 (Tree Top Drop) by 2 (non-title).

IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko over Grant “Wishes” Wellington at 4:15 (Count Out).

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. S. Knuttz and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III* won over “Sequoia” Rex Splinters and “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker* at 29:31 (Brainbuster) by 5.

Card 51: Held in Destin (Attendance: 48,364)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake pinned George P. Finkle at 4:26 (Chickenwing) by 81.TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes overpowered The Claw at 3:59

(Mounted Punches) by 74.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters beat Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 0:30 (Stump Puller) by 172.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters outmuscled Justin Side at 2:23 (Flying Dropkick) by 141.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III defeated Percy the Pompous at 0:34 (Fallaway Slam) by

105.“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker won over Percy the Pompous at 2:11 (Fallaway Slam)

by 105.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko annihilated “Special Delivery” Pete Za

at 6:15 (Flying Dropkick) by 82.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. S. Knuttz and VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “Mr. Infection” F.B.III* decked

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Bane* and Brain Buster Blood at 27:35 (Brainbuster) by 4.

Card 52: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 32,128)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown over The Taxmaster at 0:56 (Count Out).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake bested The Claw at 4:33 (Rib Breaker) by 123.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz overpowered Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at

1:59 (Chickenwing) by 138.TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar won over “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 27:04 (Figure Four)

by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III bested Charlie “The Cheetah” Eastman at 5:15 (Fallaway

Slam) by 83.FRM-16: Oswald Funk outmuscled TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking” Kara Bidness at 19:40

(Sure Shot) by 11.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko pinned “Mr. Clean” Scrubber McGee at

4:07 (Flying Dropkick) by 59.League Six-man titles: VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mitchell “The Butcher” Johnson,

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from the C.D.C.*, and Dr. F.B. destroyed FRM-16: Golden Banini*, Ancient Mystery Fox, and Charming Chico at 29:04 (Brainbuster) by 3.

Card 53: Held in Echo (Attendance: 39,418)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters overpowered The Taxmaster at 5:11 (Chickenwing) by 90.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz decked Jimmy Bonds at 2:29 (Fallaway Slam)

by 112.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya destroyed Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 2:13

(Chickenwing) by 137.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters defeated FRM-16: Blue Bandito at 28:43 (Stump Puller) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III beat Leon “The Lion” Eastman at 6:55 (Fallaway Slam) by

84.TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 overpowered TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking”

Kara Bidness at 29:13 (Figure Four) by 5.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko defeated Champanzee at 1:34 (Super-

plex) by 172.

Card 54: Held in Louisville (Attendance: 32,767)

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over The Taxmaster at 6:10 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown overpowered M.T. Hedd at 1:11 (Chicken-

wing) by 113.FRM-16: Oswald Funk annihilated Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 2:38 (Palm Strike) by

135.FRM-16: Casual Bart outmuscled “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 27:09 (Bart Buster) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III defeated Big Bruiser at 6:52 (Fallaway Slam) by 86.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking”

Kara Bidness at 27:10 (Figure Four) by 4.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko destroyed The Uglifier at 2:40 (Flying

Dropkick) by 85.

Card 55: Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 34,266)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya annihilated The Taxmaster at 4:39 (Chicken-wing) by 96.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over M.T. Hedd at 16:17 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at

6:22 (Count Out).FRM-16: Oswald Funk defeated “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 14:21 (Sure Shot) by 11

(non-title).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III annihilated Lennie Ferguson at 3:20 (Chickenwing) by

100.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko decked TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking” Kara

Bidness at 29:33 (The Diss Track) by 5.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko outmuscled Hungry Hungry Horace at

2:00 (Big Splash) by 134.

Card 56: Held in Leeds (Attendance: 41,428)

FRM-16: Oswald Funk over The Taxmaster at 27:36 (Count Out).VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over M.T. Hedd at 2:47 (Disqualification: tied

opponent up).TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes decked Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at

1:32 (Big Splash) by 162.TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta bested “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 29:34 (Figure Four) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III bested Reggie O’Toole at 5:51 (Fallaway Slam) by 92.TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo decked TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking” Kara Bidness at

18:41 (Poultry Punch) by 7.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko overpowered Jason Adams, Jr. at 3:20

(Flying Dropkick) by 102.

Card 57: Held in Sarasota (Attendance: 40,897)

FRM-16: Charming Chico bested The Taxmaster at 7:59 (Big Boot) by 58.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya over M.T. Hedd at 3:59 (Disqualification: nail

file).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Nick “Once-Was” Sanders at 10:11 (Count Out).TBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller destroyed “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 24:53

(Bottom of the Well) by 6.TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes defeated VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III

at 19:05 (High Fly Flow) by 6.TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo decked IMT/ARMY: “Dead-Eye” Mondo Lewis at

27:12 (Poultry Punch) by 4.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko over Buddy Frosh at 2:29 (Count Out).

Card 58: Held in Boise (Attendance: 37,436)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated The Taxmaster at 2:02 (Suplex) by 96.

FRM-16: Oswald Funk defeated M.T. Hedd at 3:38 (Palm Strike) by 118.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown defeated Curt Wyatt at 1:36 (Big Splash)

by 81.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness won over “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 29:23 (Con-

strictor) by 4.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III overpowered Home Run Kid at 3:24 (Fallaway Slam) by

80.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya drew FRM-16: Oswald Funk at 2:16 (Double

Count Out).IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko over Gargantula at 6:43 (Disqualifica-

tion: tied opponent up).

Card 59: Held in Ocean City (Attendance: 48,049)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes over The Taxmaster at 5:05 (Count Out).

FRM-16: Charming Chico bested M.T. Hedd at 4:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 112.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters over Curt Wyatt at 3:50 (Disqualification: hidden spike).TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson outmuscled “Sequoia” Rex Splinters

at 27:01 (Figure Four) by 4.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III bested Samuel B. Sorry at 1:18 (Fallaway Slam) by 113.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya decked IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck”

Quentin Sisko at 22:52 (Anaconda Vice) by 6 (non-title).IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko overpowered Vince Vance at 3:32 (Fly-

ing Dropkick) by 98.

10 DXL Matches

Card 60: Held in Hartford (Attendance: 31,029)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake beat The Taxmaster at 6:55 (Rib Breaker) by 93.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok annihilated M.T. Hedd at 1:03

(Suplex) by 120.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over Curt Wyatt at 1:48 (Count Out).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated Percy the Pompous at 3:17 (Mounted Punches) by

100.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III beat Zee Strangler at 2:05 (Mounted Punches) by 151.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya overpowered TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del

Pavo at 28:13 (Anaconda Vice) by 4 (non-title).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned Percy the Pompous at 0:58


Card 61: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 46,586)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown won over Odd Man Out at 6:23 (Bodys-lam) by 56.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes bested M.T. Hedd at 1:55 (Bodyslam) by 114.

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker pinned Curt Wyatt at 5:34 (Superplex) by 76.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters decked Charlie “The Cheetah” Eastman at 4:09 (Mounted

Punches) by 78.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III destroyed Jason Adams at 4:49 (Superplex) by 111.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko bested Justin Side at 2:54 (Chicken-

wing) by 140.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok defeated Charlie “The Cheetah”

Eastman at 5:23 (Flying Dropkick) by 81.

Card 62: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 44,623)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Odd Man Out at 3:41 (Mounted Punches) by 56.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake destroyed M.T. Hedd at 3:37 (Rib Breaker) by 117.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya won over Curt Wyatt at 11:27 (Cross-Armbar)

by 18.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters overpowered Lennie Ferguson at 5:07 (Chickenwing) by 98.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III overpowered Scrubasaurus at 0:59 (Mounted Punches)

by 151.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok overpowered Justin Side at 1:14

(Chickenwing) by 146.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok won over Lennie Ferguson at 1:31

(Suplex) by 104.

Card 63: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 33,515)

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz beat Odd Man Out at 6:24 (Fallaway Slam) by 61.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown over Pond Scum at 3:49 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).

FRM-16: Oswald Funk overpowered Curt Wyatt at 3:18 (Superplex) by 76.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters beat Reggie O’Toole at 0:33 (Brainbuster) by 139.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III annihilated Edgar Allan Bonebreaker at 7:39 (Fallaway

Slam) by 72.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake overpowered Justin Side at 5:40 (Flying Dropkick) by 86.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok bested Reggie O’Toole at 1:56 (Fly-


Card 64: Held in Gary (Attendance: 34,725)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya beat Odd Man Out at 4:58 (Cross-Armbar) by 64.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters overpowered Pond Scum at 1:38 (Chickenwing) by 107.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok bested Curt Wyatt at 5:54 (Super-

plex) by 76.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters overpowered Samuel B. Sorry at 1:08 (Mounted Punches) by

108.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500” Aaron McFleese outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE

F.B.III at 20:11 (The Buyout) by 6.FRM-16: Oswald Funk won over TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar at 24:20 (Sure Shot) by

10 (Guest Referee: IMT/ARMY: Morphsuit Man #10.5).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok won over Samuel B. Sorry at 1:39


Card 65: Held in Cheyenne (Attendance: 47,875)

FRM-16: Oswald Funk decked Odd Man Out at 6:17 (Big Boot) by 59.VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz pinned Pond Scum at 4:11 (Fallaway Slam)

by 60.TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes over Curt Wyatt at 4:17 (Disqualifica-

tion: pushed ref).“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Zee Strangler at 6:17 (Mounted Punches) by 97.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III pinned J.J. Wrestleman at 6:01 (Flying Dropkick) by 78.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar at

27:53 (The Diss Track) by 4.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok destroyed Zee Strangler at 2:00 (Fly-


Card 66: Held in New Haven (Attendance: 38,041)

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok outmuscled Odd Man Out at 6:25 (Flying Dropkick) by 59.

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker over Pond Scum at 7:56 (Disqualification: razor in boot).

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Curt Wyatt at 1:42 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters destroyed Edgar Allan Bonebreaker at 1:29 (Stump Puller) by 136.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III defeated Lowlife Louie at 3:23 (Fallaway Slam) by 90.TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar at 20:59 (Poul-

try Punch) by 6.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat Edgar Allan Bonebreaker at

1:41 (Suplex) by 119.

Card 67: Held in Malta (Attendance: 35,841)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes pinned Odd Man Out at 4:52 (Mounted Punches) by 57.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya over Pond Scum at 19:46 (Disqualification: loaded elbow pad).

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Blood overpowered Curt Wyatt at 7:29 (Big Splash) by 69.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters drew TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile Takeover at 3:52 (Double Count Out).

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III bested Lazer at 2:29 (Fallaway Slam) by 91.IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko overpowered FRM-16: Blue Bandito at

17:22 (The Diss Track) by 6.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike

Drake at 28:29 (Dresnok the Enemy!) by 2.

Card 68: Held in Stockholm (Attendance: 41,054)

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake pinned Odd Man Out at 4:38 (Flying Dropkick) by 60.FRM-16: Oswald Funk outmuscled Pond Scum at 6:38 (Big Boot) by 58.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse won over “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at

27:15 (Converse Paradise) by 3.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Fortune 500” Aaron McFleese outmuscled “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at

27:07 (The Buyout) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III won over Private Lee Talking at 4:20 (Backbreaker) by

122.TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo destroyed FRM-16: Blue Bandito at 20:41 (Poultry

Punch) by 8.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Monstro at 4:33 (Disqualifica-

tion: hit ref).

Card 69: Held in Fall River (Attendance: 31,438)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown destroyed Crusher McCallister at 6:14 (Thanksgiving Day Parade) by 98.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Pond Scum at 10:30 (Disqualifi-cation: hit ref).

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse overpowered VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Mr. S. Knuttz at 29:42 (Converse Paradise) by 2.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake pinned “Sequoia” Rex Splinters at 29:46 (5-Star Destroyer) by 5.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Bane pinned VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at 28:25 (Brainbuster) by 1.

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IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko pinned FRM-16: Casual Bart at 29:19 (The Diss Track) by 4.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok outmuscled E.Z. Pickens at 0:29 (Backbreaker) by 155.

Card 70: Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 32,653)

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters bested Crusher McCallister at 6:04 (Stump Puller) by 92.TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes bested Pond Scum at 6:34 (Mounted

Punches) by 56.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at

27:03 (Converse Paradise) by 4.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters annihilated Monstro at 3:55 (Bodyslam) by 100.VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III drew VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Blood at 3:24 (No

Contest).TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo pinned FRM-16: Casual Bart at 17:09 (Poultry

Punch) by 6.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over J.J. Wrestleman at 12:13 (Dis-

qualification: used steel chair).

Card 71: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 47,048)

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz pinned Crusher McCallister at 6:34 (Fall-away Slam) by 48.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake over Pond Scum at 3:01 (Disqualification: hit opponent with microphone).

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse overpowered VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology at 12:30 (Converse Paradise) by 22.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters pinned E.Z. Pickens at 1:13 (Brainbuster) by 150.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark outmuscled VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE

F.B.III at 27:07 (Natty Iceburg) by 3.FRM-16: Oswald Funk pinned TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta at 22:35 (Sure Shot) by 6.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok overpowered Lazer at 2:16 (Dresnok

the Enemy!) by 151.

Card 72: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 44,476)

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya won over Crusher McCallister at 1:44 (Ana-conda Vice) by 103.

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz over Wrestlemaniac at 5:10 (Disqualifica-tion: manager in ring).

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse destroyed VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: “The Prodigy” F.B.III at 29:54 (Converse Paradise) by 5.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters won over Lazer at 4:47 (Mounted Punches) by 86.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab decked VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III at

21:08 (Fisherman Beer-Plex) by 6.FRM-16: Oswald Funk bested TBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller at 27:44

(Sure Shot) by 5.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok over Grant “Wishes” Wellington at

1:39 (Count Out).

Card 73: Held in Red Hook (Attendance: 39,933)

FRM-16: Oswald Funk over Crusher McCallister at 10:26 (Count Out).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake destroyed Wrestlemaniac at 2:10 (5-Star Destroyer) by

101.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse defeated TBABIT/RABBIT: “Taking” Kara

Bidness at 28:46 (Converse Paradise) by 3.“Sequoia” Rex Splinters drew VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Bane at 6:12 (Double Dis-

qualification).VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III pinned Buddy Frosh at 2:12 (Fallaway Slam) by 98.FRM-16: Oswald Funk outmuscled TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness at 19:19 (Sure

Shot) by 7.IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok pinned “Special Delivery” Pete Za at

4:05 (Flying Dropkick) by 84.

Card 74: Held in Rosemont (Attendance: 37,912)

FRM-16: Charming Chico pinned Crusher McCallister at 7:04 (Big Boot) by 40.TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown pinned Brick Brogan at 3:27 (Chicken-

wing) by 116.TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya outmuscled TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey

Converse at 19:08 (Anaconda Vice) by 8 (non-title).

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters pinned VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Brain Buster Blood at 27:11 (Stump Puller) by 1.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III decked Gargantula at 6:30 (Fallaway Slam) by 95.FRM-16: Oswald Funk beat TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson at 24:31

(Sure Shot) by 7 (non-title).IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok beat “Mr. Clean” Scrubber McGee at

5:28 (Flying Dropkick) by 61.

Battle RoyalHeld in Brooklyn (Attendance: 33,996)

TBABIT/RABBIT: Jambalaya Jake took home $1,000 when he was flung out of the ring by “Sequoia” Rex Splinters.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown earned $1,100 when IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers flipped him into the audience.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe was awarded a quick $1,200 after VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III catapulted him into his manager at ringside.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Camper” Lewis N. Clark took a cool $1,300 after IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks threw him out of the ring.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Tactician” Abraham Wilson was paid $1,400 when “Sequoia” Rex Splinters threw him onto the concrete floor.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “High Interest” Howard Haynes grabbed a cool $1,500 when he got thrown out of the ring by TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar.

TBABIT/RABBIT: 001010 “Mr. Code” 101110 nabbed $1,600 when he was thrown out by IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Pat Divebar made $1,700 when FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox threw him out.

TBABIT/RABBIT: EP Masta collected $1,800 when TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo threw him onto the concrete floor.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Mike Drake gained $1,900 when he got catapulted outside the ring by FRM-16: Oswald Funk.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Fisherman” Ernest Ahab picked up $2,000 after TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo tossed him onto the announcer’s table.

FRM-16: Blue Bandito snatched $2,100 after “Sequoia” Rex Splinters threw him over the turnbuckle.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: THEE F.B.III was awarded $2,200 when FRM-16: Casual Bart threw him out of the ring.

“Sequoia” Rex Splinters got $2,300 after FRM-16: Oswald Funk threw him between the ropes.

FRM-16: Charming Chico was given $2,400 after IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers hurled him onto the steps.

IMT/ARMY: “Death Trooper” Wardell Byers was given a cool $2,500 after he got tossed onto the announcer’s table by IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok and FRM-16: Oswald Funk.

IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko received $2,600 after VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Matt Jackson threw him out.

IMT/ARMY: “Pitbull” Kordell Sparks was paid $2,700 after “Redwood” Jack Widow-maker threw him out.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Mr. 24/7” Valin Arya got $2,800 after TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo and IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok flipped him onto the concrete floor.

FRM-16: Ancient Mystery Fox got $2,900 after VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Matt Jackson threw him out of the ring.

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse took home $3,000 when he was cata-pulted out by TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo.

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Matt Jackson was given $3,100 in imaginary money when FRM-16: Oswald Funk tossed him out of the ring.

FRM-16: Golden Banini was awarded $3,200 when he was thrown into some chairs at ringside by TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo.

FRM-16: Casual Bart collected $3,300 after “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker hurled him out.

TBABIT/RABBIT: El Vecino Del Pavo took $3,400 after he was flung out by TBABIT/RAB-BIT: Hostile Takeover.

TBABIT/RABBIT: Hostile Takeover gained $3,500 after “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker flung him onto the concrete floor.

FRM-16: Oswald Funk took home $3,600 after IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok threw him out of the ring.

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok received $3,700 after “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker threw him outside the ring.

“Redwood” Jack Widowmaker won the DXL battle royal and its $30,000 purse.

By F. B. III ... Undefeated Champion!!! TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe @ 31-0!!!Runner up – VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: Matt Jackson @ 3-0!(Whoever has the most wins of the cycle without a loss wins this event and a free Battle Royal entry!)

Lost Soul!!!TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness @ 0-10!!!Runner up – TBABIT/RABBIT: Kade “The Scorch” Weller @ 0-9-1!(Whoever has the worse win/lose record of the cycle wins this event and a free Battle Royal entry!)

Fastest Pin!!!IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok & IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko won in18sec!!!Runner up – IMT/ARMY: “Dead-Eye” Mondo Lewis & TBABIT/RABBIT: “The Turkey” Harley Brown in 21sec!(Whoever gets the fastest pin of the cycle wins this event and $10,000!)

Total Annihilation!!!VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz won by 181 points!!!Runner up – IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok by 179 points!(Whoever wins a match by the most points in a cycle wins this event and $10,000!)

DXL News…F.B.III: “FRM-16: Oswald Funk wins the 27 man Battle Royal sealing the deal for his shot at DXL’s most prizedpossession; The Xtreme Championship! He’ll face “Redwood” Jack Widowmaker at the main event in “Fall Out”!Title shots for DXL’s Tag and Six Championships will go to the teams doing the most damage on the Title pageunless someone speaks up for a shot! TBABIT/RABBIT takes back the singles division snatching up League and halfthe Regionals here in the DXL! TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe goes undefeated and claims tonight’sbiggest wins and rewards! Seeing how much attention our Battle Royal’s have been getting I decided to add a newevent that will start next week; stay tuned!!!”

Cycle 95... Cycle 96... Cycle 97...84 cards 73 cards 87 cards

670 matches 577 matches 695 matches48 active 46 active 50 active

26 BR 23 BR 27 BRKing of the Region!Simply sign a match next cycle against tonight's Southeast Champion! Whoever can beat him by the most points wins $25,000! Whoever can beat him the fastest wins $25,000! So you could very well bring home $50,000 if you're the man! Too top it off I will also reward 5 free matches if you manage to win both! If the Champion goes undefeatedhe will take home the $50,000 purse for his dominating efforts!(Main Event matches excluded) Look to this cycles cards or our next report for our West Coast competition! Last weeks battle for the West Coast...

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology went 21-1, only losing in a Main Event match, winning $50,000!!!

STARS OF THE CYCLE!!!The wrestlers that have starred 3 cycles in a row or more receives a free Battle Royal entry!Top Stars... (These wrestlers receive free BR entries Cycle #99)1 free match per star after 3 straight!!!No one!

Gas Money for a payout of $10,000!!!Praise to our fallen heroes out back trying to earn gas $!!!(Wrestlers that star but don't win a Title win this Event and $10,000!!!)No one!

“Fall Out” cycle #100!

“Redwood” Jack WidowmakerChallengers – FRM-16: Oswald Funk

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: The #1 Fan of ? & VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B. III from the C.D.C.Challengers – ?

FRM-16: Golden Banini, Charming Chico, & Ancient Mystery FoxChallengers – ?

Want a shot??? Speak up!!!

S U P E R S T A R ! ! !(Top Strategy Flow wins 5 free matches!)

Cycle #97…TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe had the highest strategy @ 498!!!

Wrestler of the Month! ` (Top strategy average last 3 cycles; only active wrestlers eligible)

1. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe @ 495.6%! Wins $50,000!!! 2. “Sequoia” Rex Splinters @ 495.3%! 3. FRM-16: Blue Bandito @ 494.6%! 4. FRM-16: Golden Banini @ 494.3%! 5. FRM-16: Casual Bart @ 494.3%! 6. TBABIT/RABBIT: “Dragonheart” Rey Converse @ 494.3%!

OLD Bank of DXL… $9,540,00089 free matches in our account

REWARDSLeague Tag & Six-man Champions win 5 free matches every cycle! Tell Kim where you got them!(10 if you held them!)3 free Battle Royal entries, 5 free matches, & $130,000 rewarded tonight!!!

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Monster” Marcus Monroe wins $50,000, 5 free matches, & a free Battle Royal entry cycle #99!

TBABIT/RABBIT: “Strict” Lee Bidness wins a free Battle Royal entry cycle #99!

IMT/ARMY: “Worst of the Worst” Simon Dresnok wins $10,000!

IMT/ARMY: “Mistah Disrespeck” Quentin Sisko wins $10,000!

VIRUS/Luniz/CTI: Big Daddy J. Super Ballz wins $10,000!

VIRUS/LPPF/CTI: F.B.III from Proctology wins $50,000!

IMT/ARMY: “Dead-Eye” Mondo Lewis wins a free Battle Royal entry cycle #99!

$100,000 & 10 free matches added by THEE F.B.III per cycle-$30,000k + 5 free matches for rewards

NEW Bank of DXL… $9,510,000 94 free matches in our account

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"Sequoia" Rex Splinters walks towards a DXL camera crew with Xtreme Champion,"Redwood" Jack

Widowmaker just behind him.

SPLINTERS: "You know, we see a lot of good wrestlers in the DXL. Are there any as good as The Treetures? I'd

venture to say, no. But we see something disturbing around here. There's a lot of folks that have a VIRUS and a

whole bunch that belong to a family of RABBITS. What's that all about?"

(interrupting) WIDOWMAKER: "Call a vegetarian."

SPLINTERS(laughing): "Right. What my friend was saying, call a veterinarian. Okay. I suppose, there's a few

stragglers. But those all belong to some other affiliation. Then there's The Treetures. We're all alone. We answer

only to ourselves. We beat our own drum. The way we like it. It's everyone versus The Treetures and The

Treetures continue winning. The Chopping Block is still open for business and we're mulching everyone!"

"The Highlight"

Ben: "Good evening DXL fans! Tonight we discovered that fMR-16: Oswald Funk will get his shot at the DXL Xtreme Championship!"" Dover: "He just won a 27 man Battle Royal!" Ben: "Not just that Dover. Oswald is also the only man who starred 10 weeks straight at the beginning of the year! I mean don't quote me but i believe he's the only one to ever do it! Oswald Funk will definitely not disappoint!" Dover: "True that! But will his ax be sharp enough to take down the great "Redwood"? We'll have to wait and see. Speaking of DXL superstars; what happened to Big Daddy J. Super Ballz?" Ben: "Well we all know there's a huge case of shrinkage going around. With the guy in charge of our great country we've been experiencing a lot of shortages on lumber, toilet paper, food, and now even school supplies!" Dover: "Well I hope Big Daddy is ok." Ben: "Yeah I'm certain he'll be back and hitting it hard in the ring in no time!" Dover: "Agreed; think he'll be back next week?" Ben: "Oh I'm sure he will; can't keep Big Daddy down for long!" Dover: "Good point!" Ben: "Well we're out of time so that's all for tonight fans! Till next week this is Ben..." Dover: "And Dover saying..." Ben/Dover: "Goodnight!'

Jade FederationJade FederationDisqualification: 23Count Out: 16

31. Hammerlock...............1732. Headbutt....................2333. Headlock....................1834. Hip Toss......................1935. Irish Whip...................1636. Knee Drop..................1437. Knee Lift.....................1938. Knife-Edge Chop.........1339. Lariat..........................2140. Leg Sweep..................1641. Low Blow....................2042. Mongolian Chop.........2243. Monkey Flip.................444. Mounted Punches......2545. Palm Strike.................3046. Pumphandle Slam......1047. Rear Naked Choke......1048. Rib Breaker.................2949. Rope Burn....................250. Savate Kick.................2451. Shoulder Block...........1152. Shoulder Breaker..........353. Side Slam......................854. Snapmare.....................955. Spinning Back Fist.........756. Step-Over Toe Hold......657. Suplex........................2958. Tree of Woe Kicks.........759. Turnbuckle Smash........260. Wristlock......................1

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10. Catapult.....................2111. Chair Shot..................1412. Chickenwing...............2713. Chokeslam..................2214. Clothesline.................1815. Crescent Kick..............1516. Cross-Armbar.............3017. Double Axehandle........418. Dropkick.......................919. Eagle Split.....................520. Elbow Smash................321. Enzuigiri.......................122. European Uppercut....2523. Eye Gouge..................1124. Face Rake.....................625. Fallaway Slam.............2826. Flying Body Press........1227. Flying Dropkick...........2828. Flying Elbow Drop........529. Forearm Smash............830. Full Nelson.................12

61. Atomic Leg Drop.........3762. Backbreaker...............4163. Big Splash...................4564. Boston Crab................4465. Brainbuster................4466. Camel Clutch..............3967. Cobra Clutch...............4168. Cradle Suplex.............3969. Cutter.........................3770. DDT............................4071. Death Valley Driver.....3872. Diving Headbutt.........4073. Figure Four.................4374. Gorilla Press Slam.......3675. Gourdbuster...............3876. Guillotine Choke.........3377. Hurricanrana..............3278. Moonsault..................3279. Neckbreaker...............3180. Piledriver....................3581. Powerbomb................3482. Powerslam.................3383. Scorpion Deathlock....3484. Sleeper.......................4285. Slingshot Suplex.........3586. Spear..........................3687. Spinebuster................4288. Stunner......................3189. Sunset Flip..................4390. Superplex...................45

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