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Somewhere in the world, there is a collection of books. Perhaps it's in a dusty,unpainted shelf in the back corner of someone's attic, perhaps it's in a set of musty

boxes in the basement of some tiny, obscure library. It contains a few hundred volumes,all handwritten, ranging from leatherbound volumes with yellowing pages two hundredyears old through to modern spiral-bound notebooks. All of them are diaries, some by

famous people, some by not-so famous people, but all by the most horrific madmen andmurderers the world has ever known. And the collection is growing. For if you ever findit, you will hear a faint scratching sound, coming from the newest volume of the set. This

volume will be new, and filled with blank pages, except for the first. On this first page,you will find the beginning of your own diary, written in your own hand.

In any city, in any country, go to any mental instituion or halfway house in you can getyourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls themself"The Holder of the End". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face,

you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of thebuilding. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls.It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakablefear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing

through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, donot go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You

will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Uponreaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner,

speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respondto one question. What happens when they all come together?

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifiying detail.Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end

they're lives. But most do the worst thing and look upon the object in the person's

hands. You will want to as well. Be warned, if you do your death will be that of cruelityand unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 2538. They must never come together. Never.


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A recent study by the National Psychiatric Institute in Boston, MA, concluded that noactivity can account for the phenomenon known as nightmares. Whereas many dreams

come from unconscious desires, most nightmares seem to come from an outsidesource independent of the individual. In fact, when subjects are asked to recallnightmares they are almost always found in the same memory section as actual

physical memories, not the section where normal dreams are replayed. In other words,those aliens and creatures you see at night in your "dreams?" They're real.

In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant

mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying.Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and youcouldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent

would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder andharder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll uppermanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanismtriggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the

authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the the bloodyremains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother

couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as sherocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms.

There's a small, inconspicious building called "Padraic Willoughsby and Co." in theindustrial district of Birmingham, UK. Most of the time, its doors are locked and the

windows are draped. However, on February 29th of every leap year, there will be asmall plastic container outside the front door containing business cards. On the front ofthe card it says in large capital letters, "PADRAIC WILLOUGHSBY AND CO.

ENGLAND'S THAUMATURGICAL SPECIALISTS". On the back, in nearly inelligibly

small type it says "The blood of the innocent."Any night after midnight one can come to Paidraic Willoughsby and Co. and slide their

card through the door, and the door will instantly unlock. Inside there is an empty roomwith white walls. No light reaches this room, except for a small sliver from the other end

of the room. When you approach this room you will find that it is actually another door.When you knock on it, a voice will ask "What makes a man become exalted?" and you

must respond with the phrase on the back of the card: "The blood of the innocent." The


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door will open and you will come into another room, a kind of lounge. Inside it you willfind around 5-10 people, depending on the night, sitting around smoking and drinking

brandy, all in late Edwardian period dress. There is absolutely no conversation at all inthis room and, it is nearly silent except for the phonograph which plays the exact samerecord over and over, ad infinitum. If you attempt to speak to one of the patrons, they

will promptly ignore you and pretend as if you were not there.Towards the south wing of the room you will find a large, round table, slightly differentfrom the others. On it will be a quill pen and a document. The document shows all of

your personal information: name, birth date, place of residence, criminal record,greatest fears, etc. At the bottom of the document is a long line that asks for your

signature. No one knows what happens after you sign it.

There is a small island in the Mediterranean Sea that does not appear on any map. Itcannot be seen from any other island, nor can any other land be seen from it. On thisisland is a lighthouse, rotting from age and sea water, which is never lit. There is

nothing inside it, save for a spiraling staircase that leads to the top, and an ancient,dusty bookcase.The case is filled with unmarked books, bound in ancient leather, save for a singlespace. If you remove a book from the shelf, it will fling itself open in your hands, and the

words inscribed in it shall start screaming to the air. You must wrestle the book closedand shove it back on the shelf, or the immortal evil contained within its pages shall

break free, and you will be forced to take its place, with pages, ink and binding craftedfrom your own flesh and blood.

However, if you bring the correct book to the island, and place it in the empty space, thelighthouse will light. As long as it is lit, the world shall enjoy an unending paradise, for all

the evil in the world will be contained in the lighthouse. And while it is lit, nothing can goin or out.

The only problem; you will be trapped for eternity with all the evil ever known orconceived, by man or god. And the only way to escape, is to douse the light.

Leon Czolgosz, assassin of William McKinley, the the 25th President of the United

States, was electrocuted for his crime on October 29, 1901, at Auburn Prison in Auburn,New York. Among the personal effects found in his cell was a U.S. quarter stamped with

the date 2218. The face in profile on said quarter was not George Washington, butrather a face which has yet to be identified.


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An unpopular young med student had been particularly annoying one day and some of

her classmates decided to play a trick on her. They snuck into her room after she'dgone to bed and placed an amputated arm into bed with her. The next morning theyanxiously awaited her reaction but got none. Eventually they went up to check on her

and found her sitting on the bed, moaning and gurgling as she gnawed on the arm.

In 1963, two young men hire on as ranch hands in the Wyoming mountains. During the

long months of isolation, an unusual bond starts to develop between them, one which

they are only vaguely aware of--until one night when it rises to the surface in apassionate encounter. When the season ends, they part ways, only to realize the truedepth of their feelings. Thus begins a decades-long affair that the two of them

desperately try to hide from those around them--one which will prove simultaneouslybeautiful and devastating.

There's a dark forest deep in the heart of the Rockies, surrounded on all sides by

mountains. In the center of the forest is a lake on the shores of which you will find alarge black stone. If you swim out into the center of the lake, the stone will drag you

down into the darkness.You will emerge from shadows in the alley of a frightening dark city of heavily arched

roofs and buildings built on stilts. You must not talk to a single citizen of this city, or youshall be trapped there forever. The citizenry is horrid and mutated, and they will leer and

curse at you, and their hideous and deformed women shall offer you unknown andhorrible lewdnesses.At the edge of this city is a highway. Walk down the left side of the road (yes, against

traffic) with your thumb out and a man in a dark truck shall pick you up and drive you

back the way you came. The city will be gone, and he will take you to any place onEarth as long as you can name it and there's a road there.


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A mason, Benjamin Franklin's links to occult secret societies have long been known. In

the clip below, the History Channel talks about his involvement in the Hellfire Club, asecret society that conducted black masses and orgies. These bizarre, occult practicesare still going on today in secret societies like the Bohemian club. In 1998, workmen

restoring Franklin's London home dug up the remains of six children and four adultshidden below the home. The London Times reported on February 11, 1998:

"Initial estimates are that the bones are about 200 years old and were buried at the timeFranklin was living in the house, which was his home from 1757 to 1762, and from 1764

to 1775. Most of the bones show signs of having been dissected, sawn or cut. One skullhas been drilled with several holes. Paul Knapman, the Westminster Coroner, said

yesterday: "I cannot totally discount the possibility of a crime. There is still a possibilitythat I may have to hold an inquest."

On your 33rd birthday, go to your local gas station and pick up the newspaper. Theclassified ads will have a small segment commemorating your birth and asking you to

turn around. Upon looking behind you, a man dressed in a black cloak will be advancingin your direction. If you choose to run away, he will hunt you for the rest of your life,

eventually killing you. However, if you await his arrival and show no intent of fleeing, hewill give you a small package. Inside, you shall find the object you most desire: a tube of

anal ease for your homo sex.

If you listen to every song Placebo ever sang in the right order backwards (up to theirmost recent album), you will receive secret instructions on how to summon and controlthe shadow people. The order has to be exact, or else the shadow people will come and

kill you, turning you into one as well.

So far, nobody has ever gotten it right...

If you listen to every song Johnny Cash ever sang in the right order backwards (up to

his most recent album), you will receive secret instructions on how to summon and


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control the Orange Blossom Special (She's the fastest train on the line.). The order hasto be exact, or else the Orange Blossom Special will come and kill you, turning you into

one as well.

So far, nobody has ever gotten it right..

A degenerated VHS dub was discovered in the University Library containing five

minutes of inexplicable amateur footage. In one continuous shot, the cameramomentarily focuses on a doorway on the north wall of a living room before the operator

climbs outside of the house through a window to show the exterior white clapboard. Thecamera then moves inside the house through a second window completely circling the

doorway and so proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that insulation or siding is the

only possible thing this doorway could lead to. A hand appears in the frame and pullsopen the door, revealing a narrow black hallway at least ten feet long. The camerabegins to move closer, threatening to actually enter it. A voice can be heard, "Don't you

dare go in there again, Davy," to which another voice adds, "Yeah, not such a hot idea."

There are seven words in every Gideon's Bible - y'know, the one they stuff in everyhotel room - that can't be found in any other bible. If you repeat those seven words to

yourself while grasping the doorknob to your room, the door will open to any hotel roomin the world. Of course, if you want to control where you're going, you'll need to know

the Gideon's Key - one more inserted word, unique to each copy, which acts as anindex for each room.

A teenage girl, popular, rich, and happy, was walking through a store with her mom and

saw a beautiful porcelain doll, which would look great with her collection. She

demanded that her mother buy it for her. He mother agreed, and got it for her.As soon as the girl returned home, she unpacked the doll and set it on a stand above

her bed. She then left her room and went out with her friends. When she got home, itwas late and she was tired. She went to her room, put on her pajama's and tucked

herself into bed.

When she woke up the next morning, she saw a note attached to her lamp beside her


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bed. It was from her mother, telling her they'd be out of town until next Sunday. Sheyawned and noticed that her cheek was sore, but she didn't pay much attention to it.

She got dressed and went to school.

This went on for a few days until she woke up and her cheek was extremely sore. She

decided she'd check it out in a minute or two, then went about her room, picking outwhat she would wear. She finally decided and walked over to her full body mirror andnoticed a large, ugly lump on her cheek.

Figuring it was a pimple, she squeezed it... and felt something moving. All of thesudden, spiders began pulling themselves out of the lump. She screamed, but since

there was no one home in her huge house, nobody heard her. She tore at the spidersbut there were millions... and she died of the poison in their bites.

Apparently... there was a nest of spiders in the porcelain doll she'd gotten

A little known fact, is that the Eisenhower Interstate system is built over major leylines.Rumor has it, that if spesific conditions are met, weird phenomena will occur.

Phenomenon the first: Observed while driving westwards on I-80. Two occupants in car,middle of the night, no other cars around.

The first sign of this phenomenon is that you will lose ALL radio reception, and devices

such as MP3 players, Discmen, tape decks and other music players will ceasefunctioning. Your heater will begin to only dispense cold air, regardless of setting. after

the first mile of this, you will notice a fog growing at the edges of the road, and you willsee no exits, regardless of whether they were supposed to be there. if you continue on,

you will begin to see the occasional pedestrian. Some of them will gesture that theywould like to hitch a ride. Under no circumstances should you stop for them, no one has

ever stopped and survived. If you see lights approaching from behind, and it is ahearse, do NOT let it pass you. no matter what. After 13 miles, the phenomenon willend, and you will be safe.

If you watch every State of the Union Adress since it's been filmed and available ontape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always

says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but


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some are forced to work it into the speech itself.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

[anonymous says that its Peony, an OTO codeword used to denote a request for aid in

ventures into the 8th dimension. There's a flower for all eleven dimensions.]

South of a town called Terre Haute, IN there is an abandoned road near a covered

bridge that was the favorite parking spot of many young couples. For a time youngpeople reported being approached in their cars by a woman in a purple velvet dress

holding a dead baby. She would ask the couples to take the dead child and, if they

refused, she would then place it under the wheels of the car so they would drive over it.This same event happened to several couples on several different occasions.

There is a demon of great evil, that will be able to walk upon the Earth if someone is toldof its existence and does not repeat the name to another. To the best of my ability, his

name roughly approximates "Jkqxxllyuo".

This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you have not noticed italready, I just told it to you.

In 2012 the next polar reversal will take place on earth. This means that the North Polewill be changed into the South Pole. Scientifically this can only be explained by the fact

that the earth will start rotating in the opposite direction, together with a huge disaster of

unknown proportions.1. With clock-like regularity, sudden reversals and pole shifts are natural to the Earth.

The result is worldwide destruction, and is supported by paleo-magnetic evidence andearly manuscripts.

2. The reversal of the poles is attributed to the harmonic cycle of the magnetic fields ofthe sun.

3. Polar reversals can be calculated precisely on the basis of the sunspot cycle theory


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or the magnetic field theory, which the Maya and the Old Egyptians were privy to. Thesesecrets are contained in the Labyrinth of Hawara, a huge complex consisting of three

thousand rooms.At present scientists still do not know much about the mechanism that generates themagnetic field of the earth, which is more than frightening. Without doubt, our continued

existence depends upon this. Thousands of years ago our ancestors knew that whenthis magnetic field tilts, a worldwide destruction takes place. The present geologists,astronomers and physicists know little about this. For that reason we are running

towards our end.

Phenomenon the Second: Reported occurance while driving eastbound on I-94 Four

occupants in car, Late morning, No other cars immediately nearby.

Investigated by the witnesses after they read instructions they found in a book, left

behind in a rest stop bathroom. Participants must mix a shot of whiskey, a drop of theirown blood (One drop for each participant), a pinch of salt, and a small amount of usedengine oil. Mix with water from a rest stop fountain in a glass bottle, and smash it on theinterstate in the evening or morning. If the instructions were followed correctly, the way

will become densely foggy. an unmarked exit will appear, and if you pass it by, it will beclosed to you for six years. If you take the exit, go left and under the interstate. half a

mile down the road, is an old gas station. Inside, it is said that a full glass the coffee soldthere, will keep you awake all night, and the other food and beverages are purported to

have various properties themselves. Pay the proprietor only in metal coinage, no bills,no checks, no cards. There are also some arcade machines near the back of the store,

as well as an old fortune telling wizard in a glass case. He knows how you will die.Accept no sexual favors that are offered to you while there, and do not anger anyone.

Your life depends upon it.

There was once a nun of a certain order who loved to paint portraits. One day she

decided to paint a portrait of herself, however, before she could finish her painting, shefell ill and died. The sisters of the order put the portrait aside, buried the nun, and

nothing was thought of the affair. A short time later, a nun was praying in the churchwhen she noticed a sister a few pews ahead of her was weeping. The nun approached

the woman and tapped her on the shoulder to see what was the matter. To the nun's


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great horror, the sister turned to her and revealed that she had no face. The nun ran interror from the church. Her sisters went to see what was wrong with her, and upon

investigation, they found no faceless nun that she had spoke of. This was followed bylater sightings of the faceless nun and she became such a nuisance to the sisters theyhad to call in priests to exorcise the church and the convent of the faceless nun's

presence.

The next time you make a purchase, hand the clerk a $1 bill and ask her to makechange. She will hand you back a number of coins, several of which bear the likenesses

of long dead historical figures.

On the internet, there is a message board. Occasionally, someone will post a threadasking for generally creepy stories. These threads are usually long and contain a lot of

entertaining reading.

However, occasionally someone will enter the thread and post only an 8-digit numberthat if read, will give you a specific recurring nightmare for three nights.

In this nightmare, you visited in your sleep by a man with a very curious smile. During

these visits, he performs unspeakable acts. And repeats a phrase over and over again.This phrase is different each night.

At the end of these three nights, the events of one of the stories posted in the thread will

happen to you.

It is said also that if you dial this 8-digit number into a payphone at exactly 2:30 AM, a

voice with no discernable gender will answer and tell you all of the great secrets of

eternity.

If you ever find yourself in LA's Old China town, head into the square, past the statue of


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sun Yat-sen, past the hip-ultramod toy store called "Munky King" and look for an importstore next to what used to be a wishing fountain. Go into this store ad head all the way

straight back, you'll see a selection of weapons, Look for a weapon called a Jiujiebian, asort of multi-sectioned whip. it MUST have exactly nine segments, no more, no less.This will be called the "chain of night" as of now, there are 48 notches in it's handle. It

will cost you 29.95. Then after that, go outside and wait till dark, as the moon rises, takea quarter from your pocket and cast it at the wishing well. as it lands focus on that spotexactly and slowly chant under your breath: "by the circles of lao-tzu, the void inside of

matter, I call forth the spirit that lingers here!" this phrase is best said in the origionalmandarin, but the spirit will understand a sincere supplicant regardless of language. A

girl will step out of the bottom of the fountain, about nine years of age. She will ask you:"Where has my mother gone?" you must respond with: "She has long since gone from

earth, but look to the sky, and see her there!"

this spirit is not that of a little girl, but of a bog-hag, cursed to obey this one command

regardless of who says it. At this moment, you must attempt to strike the girl with yourNewly Acquired Jiujiebian. SHE will then snarl and attempt to fight back. Should youwin, all the money ever thrown into the fountain will await you. If you fail, all that the

folks in chinatown know is that a bloody Jiujiebian lies at the door of the import storewith a notch in it's handle. To date, there are 48 notches in the handle.

If you call yourself on your own cellular phone, sometimes you will get an answer. Youwon't hear anything other than heavy breathing, so don't bother waiting for them to

speak. If you then say the name of a person you know and a reason that they shoulddie (reasons like "I just want them dead" do work, btw), then they will die a gruesome

death within the next 24 hours. Their horribly mangled corpse will be completelyunrecognizable, and there is never any evidence pointing to a specific perpetrator so

the person(s) that performs this service has never been caught.

There is a doorway, one that can be any door, at any time. This door leads nowhere,

yet there lies a realm of twisted reality to the opener. This door exists for everyone -some never encounter it in their lives, others unknowingly open it and step through.


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The problem is, you can't tell if the door is open to you, until years after you stepthrough it. You'll see them, and they'll finally see you.

A 15-year old boy in a small town in Maryland sat down at his computer after gettinghome from school one day. He turned it on and logged into an instant messaging

program, and was then suprised to receive a message from a classmate of his, who hadbeen absent that day.

It consisted of two words; "please come". Confused, the boy sent a reply, asking why

he'd been absent that day. After two more messages and fifteen minutes with no

response, he decided to get on his bike and head over to his classmate's house. It wasa short ride, only about five minutes away.

When he got to the house, he found the door was unlocked. Inside, partially dried bloodwas splattered over the walls and floors, and an unrecognizable figure was crumpledagainst the far wall. It was missing an arm and a leg, and bloody streaks on the floorlead away from the body and into the kitchen. The boy slammed the door closed, and

immediately called 911 on his cell phone.

When the police arrived, they found three corpses, as well as tracks leading away fromthe house from the back door. The forensics report concluded that the entire family, the

boy's classmate and his parents, had been killed sometime the previous night.

Another story with origins at St. Mary of the Woods deals with a young woman that

committed suicide in the dorms. She had learned that her fiance was cheating on her

and so slit her throat and bled to death in her closet. The floorboards became soakedwith her blood and despite several attempts to clean it, paint over it, sand and revarnish,

the stain always reappears.

Another similar story comes from Indiana State University, where a young man was sodistraught with his academic performance he decided to take his own life. He hung

himself out of his 12th story window in Cromwell hall and drew with chalk an upside


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down cross. He then fell to his death. The cross can still be seen on the side of thedorm hall to this day and all attempts by the university to remove it have met with

failure.

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Reply Internet Explorer 3 When using Internet Explorer 3 for Windows (google aroundfor a version that works on Windows XP), enter this in the address bar (do not copy-

paste, you must input it with the keyboard):

for-you://gratitude-and-remembrance

Wait ~ 40 seconds. You will fell strange. Don't fight the feeling, or you will be jerked outof it, and you have only one chance to do it.

A weblog will appear. It will contain events that will happen for the seven next years ofyour life.

Add /admin/ to the address bar. Try to guess the password your future self would have

chosen. There is always a way - discovering it is never out of your reach even if it's ameaningless string of letters.

Once you have access to the admin, you can delete any post you want, and that event

will never happen to you.

However, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES you are to edit a post. JUST DON'T.

You have only one hour to do it: after that the connection will be lost.

In the panhandle of Oklahoma, along the interstate, there is a lone brick building

marked "Post Office No.56", and is marked with tape at the door as "Closed". Thebuilding has no doors, and looks like a small box of bricks from a distance. The door is

always locked, and will never budge, no matter how hard you try.

Every July 7th, if you are positioned to the west of the building with the door opposite of


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where you stand, your nose will begin to bleed. If you drink some of the blood, one ofyour teeth will fall out.

Take the took and go to the door. The tape will no longer be there, and the building willhave one small eye shaped window.

If you go to the window and place the tooth in it, the door will click open. Do not look inthe window. Never look in the window.

When you open the door, a slow salty breeze will blow out, and the entire room will be

pitch black. Enter the room and shut the door. You will wait 10 minutes to 40 minutes,depending on the last time you saw your parents.

After the time is up, a single shrill scream will sound. If you flinch, you will wake up in

your bed, sweating. If you don't flinch, close your eyes quickly and start running. You

will run for about 4-7 minutes depending on how fast you are, then you will hit a wall. Donot open your eyes.

The ground will feel warm, and your eyelids will see the color red. Do not open youreyes. Just feel around until you find a ring on the floor. The ring will be cold as ice. Pullon the ring and a trapdoor will open. Enter the trapdoor.

After doing this, you will fall through the roof of an office tile in a building in downtownTulsa, in a bathroom stall. In the toilet will be a wallet and a gold ring. Take the gold

ring, do not touch the wallet.

Rumor has it that every halloween during the hours of 2am and 5am, there exists a

void. You must stand in front of a mirror in a pitch black room with your gaze fixated onthe mirror. If you remain in the room when the moment arrives, you will feel a chill seizeyour body. Place your right hand on the mirror and whisper "I accept." If done correctly,

in the mirror there will be a faint image of a fleshless infant with pitch black eyes. He will

stare directly into your soul and you will hear the buzzing of flies and nervouswhispering. You will not be able to make out the image in the mirror but you will be filled

with unspeakable terror. The infant will ask you five questions about events that haveoccurred within your life. His voice will sound like the rubbing of sandpaper and will be

devoid of all emotion. For each question that you answer incorrectly, one of your fivesenses will be consumed. For each question that is answered correctly, you will be able

to recite the name of someone you know. That person will be found dead the next


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morning, after a night of unimagninable horror, with their flesh removed and their eyesmissing.

Out in the barrens of western Montana, there is a rock shaped like a raven's head withhalf of the beak broken off. If you use your forearm to complete the beak and hold the

position for seven minutes and 26 seconds, you will feel a tingling sensation in yourarm. You must then get at least 1 mile away from the rock within the next 66 seconds.

If you do this, you will be able to shape shift into any bird, at will.

If you begin the process and fail, you will turn into a crow and never be able to return to

human form.

Who discovered the existence of the dead? Everyone knows the name of AntoniaSimone, but the exact circumstances of her discovery are wildly varied. In 1992, her

younger brother Ricardo, was injured in a martial arts accident that left him completelyparalyzed. He needed a respirator to live and could only communicate through

eyeblinks. She was a computer scientist at the Xerox Palo Alto Research Center anddecided to create a computer terminal sensitive to the slightest energy source. She wasa student of Kirlian photography and strongly believed the bodys electromagnetic fields

could affect sensitive electronic equipment. She created a terminal that could not be

affected by traditional means -- no keyboard, mouse or other input devices. A veritableblack box.

Ms. Simone was devoted to her brother and tried for years to make a computer terminal

that would allow her brother to communicate naturally. Distraught over the failure of herterminal, which she thought would free thousands of similarly afflicted people, she killed

herself by hanging. When paramedics found her body days later, there on a computer


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screen was the message: What took you guys so long? Ive got the most importantnews.

Yellowstone is the second largest volcano on earth. An eruption from it would be large

enough to drive the human species to extinction by blocking the sun out for 30 someodd years, while coting most of northamerica in ash.

Yellowstone erupts on an average every 600,000 years

It has been 640,000 years since the last eruption.

The ground of yellowstone has swollen over 25 centimeters since 1915

Old faithful's regular eruption has already been offset by seconds. It is only a matter oftime before Yellowstone erupts and potentially kills off the entire human race.

Through the twenties, he was notorious in Paris for his... eccentricities. He wouldconstantly be reported to have been seen in all the seediest quarters and

arrondissements. Around his neck, he would always carry a silver spoon with a middlesection with holes in it: an absinthe spoon. Even though the ban had come down

decades ago, he somehow knew every single black market seller in town, and wouldfrequently disappear for days, suspectedly going on binges. But this wasn't his

trademark.

The strangest thing about Beauchamp? No matter how hard he tried, his images always

seemed to have a... a pattern. I've looked through his prints during the holidays at my

uncle's house. They all seemed to end up looking like some sort of pattern; geometricusually, other times even more, shall we say, startling sense of order.

I'll give you the best example: For his most infamous experiment, he stayed awake for

24 hours, drinking nothing but whiskey (and, according to rumours, taking huge puffs ofopium), then hired two prostitutes. But not for sex. Get this: first, he tied himself up by

his feet to the ceiling of a "studio" he rented out, and held leaky paint cans in his hands,


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and was blindfolded and rigged to electrodes. Then, he had the first prostitute push himaround like a pendulum, while the other randomly jolted him into spasms.

I have a spare print hanging on my back wall; it's a perfect fractal.

The image attached is the shape; not a reprint, but the general shape.

I went over it with a magnifying glass, but it still was all in line.

The only work that Beauchamp ever made money on was during his foray

into parsemage

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrealist_techniques#Parsemage). He sold

it to a textbook company; it was a perfect recreation of da Vinci's

Virtuvian Man, in blue chalk.

But, the strangest thing? His last work: "Thanatopsis". Nobody's ever

seen it; might not even exist. But, legend has it, that when Beauchamp

saw what he'd made, he... well, what happened I'm not even sure. All I

know it that the police found his body in a crate at the bottom of the

Seine, chopped in six-inch cubes with the scraps and round parts molded

into a perfect spehere, and wrapped with his own skin.

They say the Ren Magritte appeared at the funeral, and left carrying a wrapped canvasunder his arm.


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A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for

a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number,so one of them called her.

After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV intheir bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particularshow. (The parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage, so the living

room TV did not have satellite channels.)

Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had oneother request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the clown statue that was in the

bedroom? It kind of made her nervous. Take the children and go to the neighbors, saidwhichever parent was talking to her. We'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue.

The police caught the clown as he was running through the neighborhood.

A man saw a ferrari at a used-car sale and asked for the price of the car. The salesman

lit up with a smile and said he'd give it to the man for $500 dollars. The man bought thecar instantly on the spot after hearing the ridiculously cheap deal.

The man had the car for months now, but on a cold, winter day as he got into the

driver's seat he was startled to see someone in the rear-view mirror. He quickly turnedaround and saw nothing in the empty seat and quickly shrugged it off thinking he must

have imagined it.

As the cold days went by, the car doors started to lock up on him, the engine wouldstall, and he would hear sounds of something hitting in the back. The man started

getting anxious about this bad omen. That horror soon showed itself as he was drivingto the airport to pick up his relatives. He looked up and saw 3 bloody bodies in the rear-view mirror staring at him. He screamed and realized that this car is really haunted and

fled from the car.

Later he heard the story of the car from the salesman. The police found the car 2 years

ago abandoned in an empty airport parking stall where 2 dead bodies were found in thethe back seat and another one found in the trunk.


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You've heard some of the crazy things the US soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan havebeen finding, right? Like, stuff from the palaces, stuff in old caves, stuff in bunkers, like

golden swords, big honkin' vases, expensive jewelry, thousand year old lamps andstuff?

They found something big, just recently.

Some marines were poking around in an old cave, and they found this chest, and in itwas a collection of remarkably preserved scrolls written on what seemed to be flesh.

Who here is familiar with the works of Abdul Alhazred?

Yep. They found a genuine first edition copy of his number-one best seller, Al Azif.

You might know it better as the Necronomicon.

This is a story I read not to long ago.

Out in Iowa (only been there once), On highway 74, if you get off on one of the smallerexits (I forget which one) there is a dirt road that goes Norhtwest, if you follow this for

about 5 miles, there is a forest. It's about 100 acres. on the eastern end of the forestthere's a shack. It was abandond in the late 1920's. It was aboandond because

someone did something very terrible, They did the mash, they did the monster mash,the monster mash, It was a graveyard smash, the monster mash, it caught on in a flash,the monster mash.

Although the Jewish omnipotent entity we refer to by tradition as God was first called


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Yawhew (I am) by the Israelites, legend has it that the high priest of Israel passed fromone to another his true name, made up of 72 Hebrew letters that, when spoken, would

summon his presence before the speaker. This was required for their annual ritual ofasking for forgiveness of the nation's sins - by asking face to face.

So what would happen if you found this combination? And what could you petition?Well, Jesus did provide a warning, "Fear not those who can destroy the body and thendo no more...fear him who, after killing the body, can destroy the soul." (Luke 12:4-5)

Spread out across the world, there are houses that looke exactly the same. They have

the same scarring on the roof, the same damage to the fences. They will have been

rented out and even the older neighbors will admit that they have never seen the owner.

There's something about these houses that lure one forward. Maybe some are drawn by

the sense of mystery. Others may find an inescapable aroma of metal. But once it seesyou, you won't escape. The house will consume you.

You will go inside. You will find a house dark, smelling of bile and stomach acid.

Upstairs, you will find a metal door. And this door will open. And the chords will find yourneck. You can't escape the will of dionaea.

Thre was a couple from Texas who was planning a weekend trip across the Mexican

border for a shopping spree. At the last minute, their baby-sitter canceled, so they hadto bring along their two year old son with them. They had been across the border for an

hour when the baby got free and ran around the corner. The mother tried to find him,but he disappeared. The mother found a police officer who told her to go to the gate andwait. Not really understanding the instructions, she did as she was told. About 45

minutes later, a man approached the border, carrying the boy. The mother ran to him,

grateful that he had been found. When the man realized it was the boy's mother, hedropped him and ran. The police were waiting for him. The boy was dead, and in less

than the 45 minutes he was missing, he was cut open, all of his organs removed, andwas stuffed with cocaine. The man was going to carry him across the border as if he

were asleep.


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Prominently displayed in the children's section of the Houston Downtown Public Library,

among several others of the same title, My First Cookbook appears as a run-of-the-millchildren's cookbook, complete with large print, simple instructions, colorful, friendlyillustrations and a somewhat disproportionate desert section. In fact, the only major

deviation from this theme is an article near the end of the book entitled "A Recipe forSuccess". This is a complex, macabre ritual involving human sacrifice, self mutilation

and sacrilege, as well as more curious and innocuous practices such as walking down astair case with a prime number of stairs taking them two at a time and then up it taking

them three at a time. It's written in the same cheerfully simple prose as the rest of thebook and accompanied by the same helpful, pastel drawin

Byard's Leap is a small hamlet, west of Cranwell in Lincolnshire, associated with variouslegends, including the origin of the name.

The story goes that there was a witch called Old Meg, an evil crone who plagued thelocal villagers from her cave in a spinney near a crossroads on Ermine Street, here

called High Dike. A local champion came forward in response to the villagers' requests,and he asserted that he could kill her by driving a sword through her heart. To select a

horse suitable for this task, he went to a pond where horses drank and dropped a stonein the pond, selecting the horse that reacted quickest, and this horse was known locally

as 'Blind Byard', as he was blind.The champion went to the witchs cave and called her out, but the witch refused, sayingshe was eating and he would have to wait. However, she crept up behind him and sank

her long nails into the horse who ran, leaping over a 60 foot cliff. The champion

regained control of the horse when they reached the pond, pursued by the witch, wherehe turned and thrust his sword into her heart, and she fell in the pond and drowned.

The spot where Blind Byard landed is marked by four posts in the ground withhorseshoes on, and a commemorative stone. The sharply cut small valley in the

limestone, which is now smoothed over by ploughing, is as likely a site as any for thedramatic events, assuming they happened.


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In winter of 1944, with overtaxed supply lines in the Ardennes, a German medic had

completely run out of plasma, bandages and antiseptic. During one particularly badround of mortar fire, his encampment suddenly became a bloodbath. The survivors

claimed to hear, above the screams and barked commands of their Lieutenant,someone cackling with almost girlish glee.

The medic made his rounds during the fire, in almost complete darkness as he had so

many times before, but never this short on supplies.

The bombardment moved to other ends of the line, most men dropped off to sleep in thestill dark hours of the morning - New Year's Day, 1945.

The men awoke at first light with screams. They discovered that their bandages werenot typical bandages at all, but hunks and strips of human flesh. Several men had beengiven fresh blood transfusions, with no blood supplies available. Each treated man was

almost completely covered, head-to-toe, with the maroon stain of blood.

The medic was found, sitting on an ammunition tin, staring off into space. When oneman approached him, tapped him on the shoulder, his tunic fell off to reveal all skin,

muscle, and sinew had been stripped from his torso and his body almost completelydried of blood. In one hand was a scalpel, and in the other, a blood transfusion vial.

None of the men treated for wounds that night, in that camp, saw the end of January,

1945.

In almost every building, there is one corner, one small enclosure

that no one ever looks at. It's the corner in the basement that hasbeen blocked by a disused sofa for years; the thin space in the

attic between the wall and the stacks and stacks of crates full ofjunk you never use, but could never throw away. The space that never

sees the light of day, or any other kind of light at all. Where


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darkness does not merely dominate, but practically oozes out fromaround the edges of its prison.

No one knows quite how long a space must remain concealed for it toacquire this particular property, nor if there are any specific

conditions it must meet. But it is a far more common occurrence thanyou might think.

In newer buildings, when this happens, the residents often reportfeeling cold when passing by, even in attics during the hottest of

summers. Whenever contemplating taking a quick peek to see if thereis anything actually there, an unnatural dread seizes them, and they

leave the room quickly, if not quite running. Once left behind, thefeeling passes, and it is quickly forgotten, or laughed off.

What actually happens in these forgotten sanctuaries of the dark? Itis impossible to tell. For while many such corners have been exposedto reveal absolutely nothing, some brave souls have lost their

sanity through nothing more than an ill-timed glance. The safestthing to do when encountered with such a phenomenon; close youreyes, rip away the area's covering in a single motion, then keep atight hold on what you've pulled away. No matter what you hear or

feel, do not get up, do not look around, and do not try to coveryour ears. You might be one of the lucky ones.

Deep beneath the New Mexican desert, there is a lost city in a dark cavern. Many havejourneyed to the deep city, some have returned, some have not, completely vanished

without a trace. As for what happened to the builders of the city, no one knows for sure.What I do know, is that I have walked the rubble strewn streets, and I have heard the

cries in the dark, Inhuman shrieks. I have no clue what these creatures that make thesesounds are. I've been told that pictograms in the cavern suggest they were slaves to thebuilders, but like I said no one knows.

Eventually the random cries in the dark began to take a toll on me and I fled the cavern,returned home, and until today told only a few close friends of what I'd seen, and heard.

Now, as I walk down the darkened streets of my hometown, I've begun to hear thecreatures again. They are calling me back to the cavern.

The time is coming.


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Look behind you. What do you see. Invariably, there will be a wall somewhere in yourview. Now stare deeply into the space on the wall that lines up best with your eyes.

Nothing will happen, but makes sure you are clear on where this particular spot is. Thatspot contains all the negativity in your mind. Whenever you are on your computer,reading scary stories or whatever you do, sometimes you will get spooked. what do you

do when this happens. You check behind you, thats what you do. As you read this now,a feeling of dread will come over you. Check the spot. Nothing again, huh? Thats

because right now, all the evil is locked safely in your mind. Some people, upon learningof this "negative spot" resolve to remove the spot in an attempt to remove the negative

energy. This is a grave mistake. You must never let harm come to this spot. If you do,you will have released the energy. Now when you sit at your computer at night, you will

feel chills even in the summer time. The feeling of dread that only presented itself when

you were genuinely scared will now hang in the air constantly. Within a week you andyour loved ones will have a string of bad luck. Within a month your computer will beginto act erratic and eventually break down. On the anniversiary of the spots destruction,

you will dream of your most horrible fears. The dream will seem to go on forever, andwhen you wake up you will notice your vision has darkened. Every year on the sameday, the dream will repeat itself, and your vision will grow darker and darker. After yougo totally blind, dont ever turn your back on that spot again. That is if you can still tell

where it is.

They say that somewhere in western America, some say in Utah, others say on theCalifornia coast, there's a small motel on the side of the road.

When you go inside, it's decorated in very common hotel attire, with the panelling and

old fashioned key-lock doors.The thing is, there's a room in there for everybody. Everybody has a reservation forexactly when they show up, and the number of rooms available is always one more than

the number of people there. One person to a room, that is the rule.

Some say that the song "Hotel California" is based off this motel, though you *can*

leave this particular motel.I wouldn't advise looking at a mirror for at least a month after doing so, though.


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Have you ever heard the expression "an apple a day keeps the Doctor away?" Most

assume, with no reason to think otherwise, that it is simply an easy-to-remember rhymethat stresses the importance of eating healthily to young children. But the saying did notoriginate as a harmless reminder. It was born in a frontier town in the early years of the

gold rush, where food was scarce and money even scarcer.

One August, when a bad drought had struck the region, a series of bloody killings swept

through the town. Every night, a single house would be broken into, and anyone whosaw the invader would be swiftly, brutally slain. Nothing was ever stolen, save for a few

scraps of food.

After two weeks of this, the local grocer set out a few apples and a glass of milk in thetown square overnight. He then hid in the tower of the church, hoping to catch a glimpse

of anyone who came by.

Fighting fatigue, the grocer waited for any sign of life below. Just after midnight, he wasrewarded by a chilling sight; a man, carrying a black bag stuffed with dully shining metal

tools and covered from head to foot in cloth bandages, staggered into view. He pausedat the sight of the apples and milk, then whipped his head around, as if looking for theone who dared to patronize him. Seized with fear, the grocer ducked out of sight,staying hidden 'til sunrise.

The strange man had only taken one of the apples, and didn't even touch the glass of

milk. No houses were broken into, and noone was killed. For decades, the towncontinued to place out an apple or two every night, even long after a single apple

stopped dissapearing.

A young man and his new bride were honeymooning in Paris when his wife went into a

restroom and didn't return. With time the man began to fear the worst and went to thepolice. The police thought it was most likely the girl simply had second thoughts aboutthe marriage, but they checked it out anyway and found no evidence of foul play.

As weeks turned into months the man finally gave up on finding his beautiful wife, buthis life fell into a shambles, he was so filled with grief.

Unable to hold a job or go on with his life, he took to wandering the world looking for

anything that might ease his pain. Years later in Borneo he came upon a freakshow inan old shabby building, he went in on a whim. In the last filthy cage he saw a twisted,

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noises. He screamed as he recognized the birthmark on his wife's face.

An odd occurance has been rumored to happen in a certain pub at night in southwestGermany. If you sit in the stool farthest from the door while one beside it is empty, ordera round for yourself and offer to "buy one for the Baron". The bartender will without

question or expression will pour 2 beers from tap. He'll place one beside you and themoment the other one hits the table the room will go dark and silent, save for the sound

of footsteps as a man in uniform sits beside you.

It is believed that it is indeed Captain Manfred von Richthofen, although no one is surebecuase they can barely see their own glass, much less the person's face. No one

who's told this story has had the nerve you touch him or risk insult, and the figure does

not say a word. But apparently if you were to ask him "So sir, what's the condition at thefront?" he would tell you startling details about the region's future and sometimes howthey connect to the world as a whole.

Those who lived long enough after the fact claim that these events took place the exactabout of years from the date they asked as from the date Baron von Richthofen died inbattle. Yet this cannot be confirmed, because every time the figure has been asked the

question after 1964 he's only replied with a cold laugh.

When you live in a bright place, you get used to light, and it

starts affecting you less. When you live in a dark place, you getused to dark, and it starts affecting you less. When you live in a

violent place, you get used to violence, and it starts affecting youless.

And when you skydive enough, you get used to gravity, and it startsaffecting you less.This is nowhere near as pleasant as it sounds.

Once, when my father was a young man, he was driving home late one night from work.

It was along a New Jersey stretch of road. Passing by a bridge, he glanced over, andsaw what appeared to be an old man, dressed in clothing that would have been in the

height of fashion in the 1800s, walking along the side of the road.


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He brushed it off, thinking he was imagining things. He was driving past a second

bridge, and saw the old man again. He was about to drive past the third bridge, when helooked over again, expecting to see the old man outside, on the road.

He was sitting next to him, in the passenger seat.

Years later, when he was working for an electrical company, he was sent to an old farm,

the same he had passed years before. One of the men on his crew steadfastly refusedto get out of the truck, claiming to see a dog. There were no dogs there, hadn't been for

years. But looking at the mud, there were dog prints--freshly made--there, slowly fadingaway till they dissapeared completely.

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